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Cheap Opera Tickets...

... A Tenor less than advertised

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Statistically... 9 out of 10 people actually enjoy gang rape.

A mate texted me a similar one this morning.

"Pavarotti died broke, so they have launched a fundraising campaign to pay for his funeral - its called 'stick a tenor in the box'"

"Following the sad death of Luciano Pavarotti, the three tenors will now be simply known as twenty quid!"

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Is the whole texting punny jokes to everybody within ten nautical miles when someone famous dies a British thing?

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Is the whole texting punny jokes to everybody within ten nautical miles when someone famous dies a British thing?

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Is the whole texting punny jokes to everybody within ten nautical miles when someone famous dies a British thing?

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They do it in Iceland too, Dwaggy just hasn't got any friends.

dude you had over 200 hours clocked in et:qw O_O

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They do it in Iceland too, Dwaggy just hasn't got any friends.

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*dons flamesuit* its on now, bub.

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200 hours? Fuck, is that all?

1. How many have you clocked up?

2. 199 of those hours were spent owning your nub arse.

3. I could add another 200 hours and my friends would still text me jokes about dead celebrities because I am the shit and all, like ,popular and stuff

i played 1/5 of your time and i had half your points bwahaha

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i have MANY friends oh god i will not stand for this slander on the internet :m ad:

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i played 1/5 of your time and i had half your points bwahaha

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i have MANY friends oh god i will not stand for this slander on the internet :m ad:

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Where exactly are you looking at these stats?



LIES.

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Originally posted by Avenue_1 v3.0b
Do you have any friends that are...OMG!!...girlzzz?

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i think i've killed this thread enter the p1nkz0n3

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It wasn't 200 hours

I am better than you at Quake.

i get so ANGRY when you say that man my blood is boilin' i aughta beat you up >:[

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