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Posted by xParaDox on 03-25-2008 02:01 AM:

While taking a shit

Neversoft's Input:

Here's a forum "competition" for you cunts...

Next time you have a shit, take a picture and post it in this thread. In two weeks time we'll have a vote on who's shit is the most impressive. There's only one rule - It must be your turd!

I doubt there will be any prizes involved but maybe we could afford to get you some Immodium or Ex-Lax, depending on the state of your dumps. There are no winning criteria, we just want the most visually striking; be it size, quantity, texture, colour or outright nastiness... WE NEED YOUR SHITS!

Ave's input:

In the picture hold a piece of paper saying your vcdq alias.

Just thought I'd put it on the front page, for all you lazy fuck who dont want to travel to ole softys post.

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Posted by ZootedLooter on 03-25-2008 02:30 AM:

i dont think that thinking or not thinking should be the topic here.....im takin odds at 3 to 1 that you had the laptop on the shitter

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Posted by Vampire on 03-25-2008 02:51 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by ZootedLooter
im takin odds at 3 to 1 that you had the laptop on the shitter

kippa definitely does... which is quite disturbing when I think that I've actually chatted with him whilst he's squeezing out a lil' brown baby.

Posted by HoldDaSalad on 03-25-2008 02:52 AM:

Just keep the laptop away from the baseball cards when i rob you.

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Posted by ZootedLooter on 03-25-2008 03:06 AM:

yeah vampire9s.....that 88er is a little off

Posted by xParaDox on 03-25-2008 04:14 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by ZootedLooter
i dont think that thinking or not thinking should be the topic here.....im takin odds at 3 to 1 that you had the laptop on the shitter

No actually not today.

1. How did you know I own a laptop
2. How did you know I was using it
&
3. Are you Stalking me?

I have used the laptop on the shitter probably 3times in all since I've owned it.

Posted by socks on 03-25-2008 12:25 PM:

I use laptop and phone on shitter. Sometimes I think about stuff, other times I inspect the resulting mess, depends on the day.

Posted by XXXBoX on 03-25-2008 03:03 PM:

FFS Wipe and move on!!

Posted by xParaDox on 03-25-2008 03:11 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by XXXBoX
FFS Wipe and move on!!

shitting is really the only time you "have" to think alone without any disturbances though.

Unless of course you are talkin on the phone...

lawls@socks.

Posted by socks on 03-25-2008 05:33 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by XXXBoX
FFS Wipe and move on!!

You must be single. Shitting is a guys pure alone time because even women wont bother you on the shitter.

Posted by Neversoft on 03-25-2008 05:36 PM:

I'm far too busy screaming in agony and scooping my prolapsed anus back in to stop and contemplate stuff.

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Posted by The CandyMan on 03-25-2008 07:03 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by socks
You must be single. Shitting is a guys pure alone time because even women wont bother you on the shitter.

I take it you've never been married...

Hell even my newest squeeze will occasionally try to have a convo, through the door of course, with me will I'm dropping some friends off at the pool. I usually ask her to come in and enjoy the rather aromatic odor with me which usually makes her go away.

I spend most of my quality porcelain throne time reading the lastest book or magazine.

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Posted by socks on 03-25-2008 07:07 PM:

I'm divorced

Fuck that - Shit time is my time, sure conversations are attempted but promptly ignored.

Posted by xParaDox on 03-25-2008 08:55 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by socks
I'm divorced

Fuck that - Shit time is my time, sure conversations are attempted but promptly ignored.

HAHA FTW.

And to point out something else....

While on the shitter...I've realized
You just don't give a fuck

Posted by OSH on 03-25-2008 09:20 PM:

I think about how I feel for my poor rectum as it tears little by little each time I fertilize the bowl. That thing has taken a beating (DUE TO MASSIVE SHITS FAGGOTS!).

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Posted by bartleby on 03-25-2008 10:37 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by LostInAHazeOfMyself
I think about how I feel for my poor rectum as it tears little by little each time I fertilize the bowl. That thing has taken a beating (DUE TO MASSIVE SHITS & FAGGOTS!).

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Posted by xParaDox on 03-26-2008 06:25 AM:

hahahahahaha.

Posted by OSH on 03-26-2008 08:43 AM:

Lmfao. Oh man.

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Posted by Lord_Gandalf on 03-26-2008 02:37 PM:

The shitter is my private time. I'll sit there for 10min straight until my ass is too sore.

Sometimes I'll bring my blackberry to play poker on the can, no one can bug me in there.

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Posted by Bit_Confused on 03-26-2008 07:08 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Lord_Gandalf
I'll sit there for 10min straight until my ass is too sore.

thats gonna turn out well.

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