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Posted by David Cameron on 07-10-2008 10:20 PM:

What would you do?

Would you rather;

A- Fuck a goat and no one would ever know a thing about it. It would be a secret for life that only you would know.

Or

B- Not a fuck a goat, but everyone thinks that you did. There would be no way of clearing your name.


Posted by Avenue_1 on 07-10-2008 10:58 PM:

Has to be A. Just close your eyes and work away, as long as the fucker doesn't kick back

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Posted by danimal39 on 07-11-2008 12:13 AM:

goats are hot,lol


Posted by MrEMann on 07-11-2008 02:43 AM:

Cupid:

Its OK, we know that "goat" is really code for your mom, and most of us have already done her and are in therapy because of it.

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Posted by Neversoft on 07-11-2008 03:24 AM:

Is it an attractive goat?


Posted by danimal39 on 07-11-2008 05:38 AM:

how bout sheep? http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/humanb...on_version5.swf


Posted by Neversoft on 07-11-2008 03:10 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by danimal39
how bout sheep? http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/humanb...on_version5.swf
I'm a rocketing rabbit!


Posted by Avenue_1 on 07-11-2008 04:37 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Neversoft
I'm a rocketing rabbit!


Isn't that the anal vibrator you use on yourself?

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Posted by Neversoft on 07-11-2008 05:25 PM:

Nah, I just stand a traffic cone on the washing machine and put the fucker on a spin cycle.


Posted by LOLobo on 07-14-2008 12:28 AM:

-A-

It's still an orgasm


Posted by Mother on 07-14-2008 09:00 AM:

Do female goats have orgasms?


Posted by Vampire on 07-14-2008 11:44 AM:

I want to know what the kids would look like.


Posted by Mother on 07-14-2008 12:31 PM:

Very funny. Nice bit of satyrical comedy.


Posted by Avenue_1 on 07-14-2008 01:18 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Mother
Very funny. Nice bit of satyrical comedy.


Pity you had to ruin the moment by talking like a twat

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Posted by MrEMann on 07-14-2008 09:20 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Mother
Very funny. Nice bit of satyrical comedy.


Satyrical !!!!

Thats a good one! I'd have never thought that you could be so witty and intelligent.

Oh, wait...it was probably a typo...nevermind.

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Posted by David Cameron on 07-14-2008 09:28 PM:

Maybe he is satirizing a really shit poster. That would explain it.


Posted by Ekno on 07-14-2008 11:41 PM:

This thread should be made into a "sticky"

Made me laugh my ass of


Posted by ZootedLooter on 07-15-2008 12:03 AM:

better pick up your ass quick before neversoft gets a hold of it

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Posted by Vampire on 07-15-2008 12:44 AM:

This thread confuses me (not difficult, I know)....

I make a lame, but mildly amusing, pun.
Mother makes a clever pun (yes - it was deliberate).
Gimp slags Mother off (by not understanding the pun - I think).
ElJefe joins in slagging Mother off (not sure why).
Cupid appears to be slagging me off (meh, I'm an average poster - I'll admit that much).
Ekno pipes up.
Looter pipes up.


Posted by ZootedLooter on 07-15-2008 12:50 AM:

the looter always pipes up....


.....i dont like blunts anymore

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