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Posted by madd on 03-01-2009 09:13 PM:

i just seen a boots advert!

pregancy test "first response" are on offer buy one get one free
why the fuck would you need 2?

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Posted by Avenue_1 on 03-01-2009 09:48 PM:

Re: i just seen a boots advert!

quote:
Originally posted by madd
pregancy test "first response" are on offer buy one get one free
why the fuck would you need 2?

You'd be surprised, some women use 3 or 4 just to be sure

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Posted by baha on 03-01-2009 09:55 PM:

Re: i just seen a boots advert!

quote:
Originally posted by madd
pregancy test "first response" are on offer buy one get one free
why the fuck would you need 2?

Just in case they ever fuck again?

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Posted by Arthur Daily on 03-01-2009 10:25 PM:

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Originally posted by baha
Just in case they ever fuck again?

lol

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Posted by LOLobo on 03-01-2009 10:28 PM:

To double-confirm the first test which is over 99% accurate.

Posted by Neversoft on 03-02-2009 01:03 AM:

Re: Re: i just seen a boots advert!

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Originally posted by baha
Just in case they ever fuck again?

30 seconds of me thrusting away at their loins and they may never want to again

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Posted by The CandyMan on 03-02-2009 02:00 AM:

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Originally posted by Neversoft
30 seconds of me thrusting away at their loins and they may never want to again

Surprised they even give you 30 seconds.

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Posted by baha on 03-02-2009 02:06 AM:

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Originally posted by Neversoft
30 seconds of me thrusting away at their loins and they may never want to again

I suspect that'd be more to do with you being a sick little puppy and thrusting with a rusted razorblade shiv?

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Posted by Neversoft on 03-02-2009 05:49 PM:

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Surprised they even give you 30 seconds.

Yeah, it takes that long for the Tesco Value Chloroform to wear off.

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Posted by madd on 03-02-2009 07:26 PM:

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Originally posted by Neversoft
Yeah, it takes that long for the Tesco Value Chloroform to wear off.

someone has been reading sickipedia
glad to see im not the only one who likes sick jokes.
whats jade goody doing this christmas?
baby sitting for david cameron

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Posted by Neversoft on 03-03-2009 01:37 PM:

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Originally posted by madd
someone has been reading sickipedia
glad to see im not the only one who likes sick jokes.
whats jade goody doing this christmas?
baby sitting for david cameron

LOL, I have a Sickipedia RSS feed on my homepage

I preferred this one...

Bloke: "I just got the new Jade Goody 2009 calendar, but it's faulty I'm sending it back"

Mate: "Why, what's wrong with it?"

Bloke: "Fucking thing only goes up to April"

ROLF!

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Posted by Linnets on 03-03-2009 06:56 PM:

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Originally posted by Neversoft
ROLF!

LOOL!!

Posted by madd on 03-04-2009 03:15 PM:

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Originally posted by Neversoft
LOL, I have a Sickipedia RSS feed on my homepage

ROLF!

how do i set up and make use of a RSS feed

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Posted by Neversoft on 03-04-2009 03:57 PM:

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Originally posted by madd
how do i set up and make use of a RSS feed

Should really be asked in the Computer forum but as I can answer it in one post it shouldn't rerail this thread...

I use iGoogle as my home page so you simply do this:

1. Go to http://www.sickipedia.org/rss/ and "build" your RSS link.
2. Copy the RSS link into your clipboard.
3. on your iGoogle page, click "Add Stuff" then "Add Feed or Gadget" and then paste the RSS link in there. Or paste the RSS link into whatever RSS reader you use.

Pretty much any site that "lists" stuff (like movie releases, NZBs, news, jokes, whatever) should have RSS feeds so it's worth checking out.

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Posted by Lord_Gandalf on 03-04-2009 07:03 PM:

My wife went through a few of them, when u are trying to get pregnant you test yourself each month. Also, sometimes it's so faded if it's + or not that a second one is done in a couple days to double check.

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Posted by madd on 03-04-2009 07:06 PM:

and you still go to the doctor to confirm it
so why bother with a test in the first place

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Posted by ZootedLooter on 03-04-2009 11:53 PM:

if you jump the gun and take it too early itll give you a false negative...i argued with the girl about buying the second one after a neg result.... it proved positive with my son

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Posted by Bit_Confused on 03-04-2009 11:58 PM:

Never had a false positive with a ShopVac and a rusty coat hangar.

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Posted by Munson on 03-05-2009 03:31 AM:

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quote:
Originally posted by Neversoft
Should really be asked in the Computer forum but as I can answer it in one post it shouldn't rerail this thread...

I use iGoogle as my home page so you simply do this:

1. Go to http://www.sickipedia.org/rss/ and "build" your RSS link.
2. Copy the RSS link into your clipboard.
3. on your iGoogle page, click "Add Stuff" then "Add Feed or Gadget" and then paste the RSS link in there. Or paste the RSS link into whatever RSS reader you use.

Pretty much any site that "lists" stuff (like movie releases, NZBs, news, jokes, whatever) should have RSS feeds so it's worth checking out.

Thanks for that!

Posted by punzada on 03-05-2009 04:25 AM:

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quote:
Originally posted by Neversoft
Should really be asked in the Computer forum but as I can answer it in one post it shouldn't rerail this thread...

I use iGoogle as my home page so you simply do this:

1. Go to http://www.sickipedia.org/rss/ and "build" your RSS link.
2. Copy the RSS link into your clipboard.
3. on your iGoogle page, click "Add Stuff" then "Add Feed or Gadget" and then paste the RSS link in there. Or paste the RSS link into whatever RSS reader you use.

Pretty much any site that "lists" stuff (like movie releases, NZBs, news, jokes, whatever) should have RSS feeds so it's worth checking out.

And my dreams are shattered knowing the disturbing things posted by Neversoft are only recycled rss feed jokes -- this is even worse then finding out about Santa Clause or Obama.

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