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Posted by David Cameron on 03-04-2009 06:09 PM:

Office Revenge

Need some really good ideas for office revenge/pranks.

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Posted by Avenue_1 on 03-04-2009 06:13 PM:

Install one of the latest trojans and have some covert fun while deleting/editing some of his work.

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Posted by Darlowad on 03-04-2009 06:18 PM:

Fuck his misses up the ass with no lube

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Posted by danimal39 on 03-04-2009 06:23 PM:

printscreen their desktop and save jpg,now save everything on desktop to folder and send to my docs,then delete all desktop/now open the saved jpg and set as desktop backgound,fun watching them click and nothing happens,oldie but goodie

Posted by madd on 03-04-2009 06:30 PM:

tape down the thing that pops up when you answer the phone
you know what i mean
when you pick up the reciever

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Posted by HoldDaSalad on 03-04-2009 06:31 PM:

Re: Office Revenge

He's a brown noser, and he annoys you. So what has he done to you personally to justify such measures?

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Posted by David Cameron on 03-04-2009 06:32 PM:

Posted by madd on 03-04-2009 06:34 PM:

if he is a NOOB unplug his mouse
not harmful but good for a laugh

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Posted by David Cameron on 03-04-2009 06:34 PM:

He would probably fall for an emailed exe, I could email to him from home and he would open it tomorrow. Got any malicious little exe's knocking about? Something more embarrassing than destructive would be good, maybe something that freezes his terminal with a gay porn desktop.

Posted by madd on 03-04-2009 06:38 PM:

i saw a paris hilton jail phone call thing on here a while back
it was real quiet so you turn your speakers up loud then it shouts some abusive message

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Posted by madd on 03-04-2009 06:42 PM:

if you can get in the office before anyone else smear dog shit underneath his seat
and laugh to you self as people avoid him

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Posted by David Cameron on 03-04-2009 06:42 PM:

Re: Re: Office Revenge

Posted by Arthur Daily on 03-04-2009 06:42 PM:

This

depending on how you play the setup, the shit some people do when they 'think' they are 10 grand up is fucking cool.

thats just half the gag,
then comes the bit when they try n claim the £$£$£ lol

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Posted by David Cameron on 03-04-2009 06:43 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by madd
if you can get in the office before anyone else smear dog shit underneath his seat
and laugh to you self as people avoid him

Please, stop posting.

Posted by madd on 03-04-2009 06:45 PM:

Re: Re: Re: Office Revenge

it sounds like a shot to the face after work is the best thing you can do

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Posted by David Cameron on 03-04-2009 06:55 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Arthur Daily
This

depending on how you play the setup, the shit some people do when they 'think' they are 10 grand up is fucking cool.

thats just half the gag,
then comes the bit when they try n claim the £$£$£ lol

That one is definitely a contender. Just got to think of a legitamate reason for giving him a scratch card.

Posted by punzada on 03-04-2009 07:06 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Jingofin
That one is definitely a contender. Just got to think of a legitamate reason for giving him a scratch card.

leave it anonymously with girlie writing/card so he thinks it's a gift from a female employee/client

Posted by Linnets on 03-04-2009 07:33 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Arthur Daily
This

depending on how you play the setup, the shit some people do when they 'think' they are 10 grand up is fucking cool.

thats just half the gag,
then comes the bit when they try n claim the £$£$£ lol

I've seen this work. I was right next to the poor fucker who the trick was played on. It was his birthday and there was about 20 of us in the village pub having a meal. His brothers girlfriend came over and gave him this scratchcard "instead of a birthday card". As he's scratching it off he's going "£5k two more of them would be be nice....£25k damn that would be nice....£25K......£25K!!!!!!!! I've fucking won 25 grand!. My face must have been as much of a picture as his. There were 3 people in the room who were in on it, but they didn't let on quickly. I tried to take the card from him to read it, but he quickly snatched it back from me and ran downstairs to phone his mum to tell her. He was just telling her when the gf got to him to tell him it was a fraud.

Trust me, whoever falls for it must feel like a complete cunt. I couldn't believe they did it to him, it was really harsh. Funny as fuck though when I look at it now.

Posted by David Cameron on 03-04-2009 07:36 PM:

Posted by Bit_Confused on 03-04-2009 07:56 PM:

Very subtle but very annoying. depending on how he types....finger poker..??

Switch the "M" and "N" keys on the keyboard.

It is very hard to notice with the naked eye and makes for quick fun. Makes him look stupid if he doesn't notice.

Do you use a community printer.??

If he has his own. Tape all the paper together -- or 2-3 sheets at a time.
Paper Jam mania.

But beers and wine in the company fridge with his name on it and "Do Not Touch" signs.

Convince female workers that he is in to them. Leave notes for them on his behalf. They will more than likely not take well to it and go to the boss about it.

If you have any access to his PC.......you can change the auto - correct options in Word. You can change all common words to be something else.....ie "and " swithced for "anal".

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