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Posted by Ripper on 03-11-2009 12:15 AM:

Question

Ok i lent a mate some socket set and few other tools to fix a head gasket on his car.
Now i got 2 sockets with a nut in each for the life of me cant get out, now if they were cheap crap i wouldn't care but these are snap on, so question is do anyone know an idea on how to get them out without too much hassle b4 i go and kill my mate (ps he did tell me) so maybe just wound the fucker

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Posted by gezzer on 03-11-2009 12:22 AM:

If the nuts are mild steel chuck them in the freezer for 24 hrs then try tapping them out. Or try screwing a bolt into the nut then clamp the socket in a vice then use a puller to pull the nut and bolt out.Failing that I'll ask in one of the workshops in the marina tomorrow the guy that owns it is a mechanical genius.

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Posted by cookie on 03-11-2009 01:04 AM:

I'd boil them in soap water mixed with oil. Not sure if that'll work, but that's what I'd try.

Yeah, I'm just a girl who has to come up with solutions about this kind of crap on my own

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Posted by danimal39 on 03-11-2009 01:30 AM:

insert a bolt that fits into the opposite side of socket,the holding socket, pound the head of the bolt onto the ground,this should break it loose

Posted by antihero on 03-11-2009 01:36 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by danimal39
insert a bolt that fits into the opposite side of socket,then holding socket, pound the head of the bolt into your mate's skull,this should break it loose

fixed

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Posted by ZootedLooter on 03-11-2009 02:32 AM:

my thoughts exactly...this prick borrowed some shit and returned it damaged...the right thing to do wouldve been to go to the local tool shop and replace the 2 sockets with new ones...

and if this prick cant fit the right size socket on the nut or bolt...he should stay away from tools....for those nuts to be wedged in he had to forcibly fit them...they are probably metric sockets and inches nuts or vice versa...

if im wrong the only other way it couldve happened is he didnt use liquid wrench(joint loosener) and put a lever bar on your ratchet and wedged em in

either way...hes an asshole and shouldnt be trusted with shit again

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Posted by Neversoft on 03-11-2009 02:33 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by cookie
I'd boil them in soap water mixed with oil.

That's your answer to everything... and I still have the scars on my balls to prove it!

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Posted by Bakkoda on 03-11-2009 05:15 AM:

you can either take a torch to the socket around the outside of it as to not heat up the nut as much or you can try and screw a bolt through it to push it out.

Posted by yoshy on 03-11-2009 05:30 AM:

screw a bolt into the nut, then drown it in wd40 or silicone spray.

remove nut.

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Posted by Munson on 03-11-2009 02:40 PM:

Re: Question

quote:
Originally posted by Ripper
Ok i lent a mate some socket set and few other tools to fix a head gasket on his car.
Now i got 2 sockets with a nut in each for the life of me cant get out, now if they were cheap crap i wouldn't care but these are snap on, so question is do anyone know an idea on how to get them out without too much hassle b4 i go and kill my mate (ps he did tell me) so maybe just wound the fucker

...he told you, because you wouldn't have noticed???

As far as getting it out try "BASIC PHYSICS" and 100 year old tools. ffs. (HINT: hammer, bolt, vise,tap etc.)

holy shit, dude????

is this real?

and you don't borrow your snap-ons to anybody and especially not your "mates". they get the dollar store shit.

Posted by Commissario on 03-11-2009 02:44 PM:

Lend.

Posted by Avenue_1 on 03-11-2009 06:42 PM:

Re: Re: Question

quote:
Originally posted by Munson
and you don't borrow your snap-ons

I'll hazard a guess that you don't have an education.

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Posted by Neversoft on 03-11-2009 07:16 PM:

Re: Re: Re: Question

quote:
Originally posted by ManCandy
I'll hazard a guess that you don't have an education.

In his defence, the other day I used "tret" as the past-tense for "treat" and it just didn't sound right... Took me about 30 seconds to work out why

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Posted by Commissario on 03-11-2009 07:17 PM:

Is that a defence?

Posted by madd on 03-11-2009 08:18 PM:

Re: Re: Question

quote:
[i]and you don't borrow[/B]

that fucking winds me up when people ask (can i borrow them something)
i will lend you something , YOU ARE BORROWING OFF ME IM NOT BORROWING YOU SOMEHTING CUNT

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Posted by baha on 03-11-2009 08:33 PM:

Re: Re: Re: Question

quote:
Originally posted by ManCandy
I'll hazard a guess that you don't have an education.

You could probably replace 'an education' with your choice of 'friends', 'a sense of humour', or 'a life' to make equally valid assumptions.

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Posted by David Cameron on 03-11-2009 08:35 PM:

Re: Re: Re: Question

quote:
Originally posted by madd
that fucking winds me up when people ask (can i borrow them something)
i will lend you something , YOU ARE BORROWING OFF ME IM NOT BORROWING YOU SOMEHTING CUNT

They would be borrowing FROM you, not OFF you... philistine.

Posted by Neversoft on 03-11-2009 08:51 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Commissario
Is that a defence?

Yes, it's the "King Kong" defence.

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Posted by Avenue_1 on 03-11-2009 09:15 PM:

Re: Re: Re: Re: Question

quote:
Originally posted by baha
You could probably replace 'an education' with your choice of 'friends', 'a sense of humour', or 'a life' to make equally valid assumptions.

You are spot on with that

Munson, you are a sad bastard!

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Posted by bartleby on 03-11-2009 10:53 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Neversoft
Yes, it's the "King Kong" defence.

What , Para told you to say it ?

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