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Posted by carolinawolf on 04-15-2009 01:30 AM:

Watch this lady from Britain

stuff your fucking jokes I have never and would have never believed if I had not heard for myself.

this was announced here in the USA on world news. so i looked it up on youtube.
hooray for this woman. what a hidden talent

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PPlkOyaqaQ

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Posted by HoldDaSalad on 04-15-2009 02:12 AM:

I have to agree, She has an amazing voice. Can't take that away from the woman. I expected her to have a good voice especially since it was posted as such but damn.

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Posted by wob on 04-15-2009 02:23 AM:

well lol watching this last saturday night made my weekend im a bloke and had a tear in my eye ...just watched that link just now and i spotted neversoft in the comments

"With eyebrows like that, I bet this hag has a bush on her belly like the hair on a buffalo's hump.

Just for fun, I would like to see her do Billy Joel's "Uptown Girl" Like with her singing it, and flouncing around like Christie Brinkley.

If she's never been kissed, chances are she's never been fucked either.

Dunno about hitting it It would be tough to even get it up for her. Maybe it would be possible after watching a little porn.. and like not turn on the lights"


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Posted by punzada on 04-15-2009 04:26 AM:

what about for us ugly gits that can't sing to redeem ourselves? fuck.

On a serious note though she is very talented and still hard to look at, I can see her being given a 'makeover' and whored around (in terms of the music industry). Good for her, the look on shock of basically everyone instantly was fun.


Posted by Bakkoda on 04-15-2009 04:47 AM:

... I just got a similar link in my email not 2 days ago.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lp0IWv8QZY

Weird.


Posted by LOLobo on 04-15-2009 07:35 AM:

Welcome back


Posted by Arthur Daily on 04-15-2009 09:42 AM:

I still would, hubba hubba

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Posted by ZootedLooter on 04-15-2009 11:53 AM:

big deal the fat ugly bitch can sing like braoadway....

thats nothin special...its not like she has one of them 1920s high shrilly vibrato voices like the original looney toons skits...(also check march of the wooden soldiers for reference)....i cant understand anything those dames used to sing....but none the less no one has ever sang like that again

i think the wolfman has a crush on her...you dirty bastard...shes a half a tard and most likely has more facial hair than you

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Posted by crude on 04-15-2009 12:32 PM:

A star is born, but anyone who goes to see her perform will be given special opaque glasses so they only have to hear her.


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Posted by Fuckmonkey on 04-15-2009 12:43 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by ZootedLooter
shes a half a tard


This.


Posted by carolinawolf on 04-15-2009 05:27 PM:

That's the thing about the story. how the poor woman looks, but yet the voice she has, unbelievable.

watch her life change, I hope she has the mentality to see it coming. she will become very rich and get lots of attention now.
The men that ran from her sight will suddenly show up at her door.

Changing the subject somewhat,

She must have been flown here to the
United States overnight to appear on the Microsoft
owned MSNBC Morning "Today Show" just for a short interview this AM.
you would be surprised how much she was payed just for that.
word is she is sure to win the prize money for the talent show there in
Britain.

and I bet someone is trying to sign her up now, just to make money from her.
It's sadly not her voice as much as she doesn't seem like she could possibly possess such a talent, {looking as she does.}
More power to her she will have all the money she can ever spend. just hope she tells the guys fuck off you didn't want me then get the fuck away from me now.

It shows you can't help the way you look,
but she was blessed with something the pretty people don't always have and can not attain.
Is she better off now or worse off .
Now she has all the two faced ass holes of the world after her?

Hope she just uses the pretty boys and then kicks them to the curb.
there will be a big line for her to pick from.
she can do the same to all of them.

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The Brits can dish it out but they sure as hell can't take it.
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The few crooked ones they have that is.
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Posted by Fuckmonkey on 04-15-2009 05:46 PM:

I don't think she'll be able to understand people using her - clearly she's been a bit "sheltered".

In any case it's the looks that will sell before the voice 98% of the time - just look at The Pussycat Dolls.


Posted by Avenue_1 on 04-15-2009 06:01 PM:

Re: Watch this lady from Britain

quote:
Originally posted by carolinawolf
stuff your fucking jokes I have never and would have never believed if I had not heard for myself.

this was announced here in the USA on world news. so i looked it up on youtube.
hooray for this woman. what a hidden talent

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PPlkOyaqaQ



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Posted by HoldDaSalad on 04-15-2009 06:14 PM:

Re: Re: Watch this lady from Britain

quote:
Originally posted by Avenue_1
Welcome back...for the third time. Are you here to stay or you gonna take another hissy fit?
Arf made a nice long post about him leaving and he came back.

I hope CarolinaWolf does stick around.

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Posted by cookie on 04-15-2009 11:57 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by crude
A star is born, but anyone who goes to see her perform will be given special opaque glasses so they only have to hear her.





I get the feeling only we see each others posts, and that we're on other people's ignore list

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Posted by gezzer on 04-16-2009 12:09 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by Fuckmonkey
I don't think she'll be able to understand people using her - clearly she's been a bit "sheltered".

In any case it's the looks that will sell before the voice 98% of the time - just look at The Pussycat Dolls.


Pavarotti weren't no oil painting and how fuckin ugly is Amy Winehouse .Gotta disagree, talent normally wins out .

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Posted by Fuckmonkey on 04-16-2009 12:12 AM:

Pavarotti was singing to an entirely difference audience though, and before she went downhill Winehouse did look sort of normal.

If this woman was on Opera Idol she'd have a better shot, but the novelty of her voice will wear out quickly, and as soon as the next season of X Factor starts she'll be all but forgotten.


Posted by David Cameron on 04-16-2009 12:41 AM:

Seriously, forget the scenario and forget the build up, she has been more noticed for her ugliness than her actual talent.

Wow, oh my god, can someone THAT FUCKING UGLY carry a tune? Evidently yes they can, now if your pleasure is female vocalists, download This bitches album and stop imagining for a second that you're suddenly a female vocalist Connoisseur and realise that you're only more emotionally enamoured with this ugly singer because Simon Cowel feigned amazement ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, exhale


Posted by David Cameron on 04-16-2009 12:56 AM:

Apart from that.... Welcome back Carolinawolf, its nice to see you posting again.


Posted by stickywicket on 04-16-2009 01:24 AM:

Makes you wonder what the munter would sound like with an original, brand new song????

Bearing on the fact that her hairbrush has been multi-purpose for 60 odd years (Hairbrush, microphone to the same old song, dildo)


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