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Le Whif

A new inhaler - dubbed Le Whif - has been developed by scientists, allowing chocoholics to enjoy all the treats they can handle for zero calories.

Just ordered a single one of these in the original chocolate flavour to try them out ( http://www.lewhif.com/ )

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The Launch: Inhaled Chocolate

Le Whif is a revolutionary new way of eating chocolate - by breathing it! Imagine, chocolate without the calories. Be the first to try inhaled chocolate when Le Whif goes on sale later this month in four luscious flavors: mint chocolate, raspberry chocolate, mango chocolate, and plain chocolate.

Harvard professor David Edwards, lead inventor of Le Whif, says: "Over the centuries we've been eating smaller and smaller quantities at shorter and shorter intervals. It seemed to us that eating was tending toward breathing, so, with a mix of culinary art and aerosol science, we've helped move eating habits to their logical conclusion. We call it whiffing."

Le Whif is a terrific way to curb your appetite or to accompany a coffee, and Edwards says inhaled chocolate is just the beginning. New culinary innovations that involve eating by breathing are being developed by the Foodlab at Le Laboratoire, Edwards' art and science innovation center in central Paris.

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If they can somehow combine this with a bong my munchies may be cured forever \o/

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Originally posted by Arthur Daily
here's another marketing mistake...

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Originally posted by Neversoft
If they can somehow combine this with a bong my munchies may be cured forever \o/

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Originally posted by HoldDaSalad
I get to relaxed I don't wanna eat.

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Originally posted by Jingofin
Calling bullshit on THAT.

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Re: Le Whif

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Originally posted by Avenue_1
A new inhaler - dubbed Le Whif - has been developed by scientists, allowing chocoholics to enjoy all the treats they can handle for zero calories.

Just ordered a single one of these in the original chocolate flavour to try them out ( http://www.lewhif.com/ )



Hopefully will kill those sweet cravings i get every now and then

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Originally posted by HoldDaSalad
Nope, I started smoking a bit about a month and a half ago, maybe a tad less. Who knows.

If I take a good 3-4 hits from the bowl, I'm laid back, but once I hit that steam roller a couple times I'm just ready to relax and not move a muscle.

The shit I smoke/smoked was some pretty potent stuff so.

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Originally posted by Munson
THAT'S why you won't post a pic. You're fatter than para.

fat fatty fat fat

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Originally posted by Avenue_1
You smoked shit?

Fuck all that lying about getting stoned. Get yourself some quality charlie and feel like a (peasant) King for the evening!!!




Allllllritey then....weirdo.

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Originally posted by HoldDaSalad
Yep, I'm lying you cum nugget.


hahahaha, hehehe.

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I don't think anyone doubts you are a stoner Para. The only you lie you told in this thread is that you reckon you get too stoned to eat, we all know that's a lie.... unless you've lost an incredible amount of weight since we last saw a pic of you and it's been a couple of months

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Originally posted by HoldDaSalad


The shit I smoke/smoked was some pretty potent stuff so.

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Have you got yours yet Ave? I ordered a few... got a mail saying that they would be delayed as they couldn't keep up with demand and were despatching to more important people first (thanks, cunts)... still waiting for them though.

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Originally posted by Fuckmonkey
Have you got yours yet Ave? I ordered a few... got a mail saying that they would be delayed as they couldn't keep up with demand and were despatching to more important people first (thanks, cunts)... still waiting for them though.

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Dear Avey babes,

I am sorry that I must write to you on day of the Le Whif launch in Paris to explain that the very significant demand that we have experienced in these last weeks has translated into a production delay with respect to our Internet orders.

We will be shipping your full order by Priority Mail on or before Friday, May 15th. This will be accompanied by 3 free whifs, with our compliments.

We are sorry for this unanticipated delay, especially as we had been making efforts to get these whifs to you before the launch. We can only hope that you will understand that we are trying to make these first whiffing experiences as broadly enjoyable and timely as possible. We hope that you will bear with us during these initial hectic weeks.

With the launch in Paris today we are embarking on the Whif World Tour. We will be in Chicago for the All Candy Expo from May 19-21 and if you are nearby we'd love to invite you to a whiffing party. If you would like to attend, or if you have any questions, please don't hesitate to email me.

I hope to have the chance to meet you in Chicago, or some later stop on the World Tour, and appreciate your patience.

I'll be in touch the day your order ships.

Best wishes,

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I've got nasty images of people using their Whifs for... undercarriage usage.

A true boon to society at large would be a pill or nutritional supplement that made your jizz taste like chocolate.

Imagine all the oral your girl would be giving you if she thought each shot would taste like a truffle? You couldn't keep the bitch off your jock, even if you were a complete & total asshole to her.

it boggles the mind.

well, it boggles MY mind anyway.

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Originally posted by BongRipper
A true boon to society at large would be a pill or nutritional supplement that made your jizz taste like chocolate.

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just ordered a six pack, mixed... 2 things...
4 pounds for shipping to the US isn't that bad, considering the distance travelled, but more importantly, when i googled 13.95 pound to dollars it said 22 and some change, paypal put it at 19.90USD... wonder what the discrepancy is?

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Originally posted by Dwaggy
Thats alot of words for someone that sells DVDs out of the back of a truck

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Interbank rates vs tourist rates most likely.