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Posted by ZootedLooter on 05-17-2009 12:07 AM:

Hide the Salami

thats one of my favorite expressions for it

your turn

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looter n. : someone who takes spoils or plunder (as in war) [syn: plunderer, pillager, spoiler, despoiler, raider, freebooter]



Posted by David Cameron on 05-17-2009 12:42 AM:

Wet the whistle.

Next.


Posted by wob on 05-17-2009 12:50 AM:

make the 1 eyed monster cry

next


Posted by Crump on 05-17-2009 01:05 AM:

Throw the sausage down the alley.

Next.


Posted by antihero on 05-17-2009 01:31 AM:

get my nob wet...

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Posted by LOLobo on 05-17-2009 04:32 AM:

Check the oil


(in the backdoor for those of you that are lame mofos)


Posted by gezzer on 05-17-2009 09:15 AM:

Getting the meat in.

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Posted by danimal39 on 05-17-2009 09:41 AM:

submarine races


Posted by gezzer on 05-17-2009 09:52 AM:

Galloping wheelbarrow race.

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Posted by Darlowad on 05-17-2009 11:24 AM:

Mr nasty time.......

edit: in a jack nicholson "shining" style face

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Posted by takwhori on 05-17-2009 02:21 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Jingofin
Wet the whistle.

Next.



That means drinking looter was talking about fuckin.

Stop making stupid posts!

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Posted by David Cameron on 05-17-2009 02:34 PM:

Everything means drinking to you.

quote:
Originally posted by takwhori

Stop making stupid posts!


Posted by ZootedLooter on 05-17-2009 02:37 PM:

"A man aint a man till he drinks from the fur cup"

RIP Pop

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looter n. : someone who takes spoils or plunder (as in war) [syn: plunderer, pillager, spoiler, despoiler, raider, freebooter]



Posted by Avenue_1 on 05-17-2009 04:38 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by ZootedLooter
"A man aint a man till he drinks from the fur cup"

RIP Pop



That's an old fuckin sayin...what woman has a "fur" cup these days?


Posted by Bit_Confused on 05-17-2009 06:34 PM:

Get sum mud on the helmet

milking the one eyed yogurt thrower

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Posted by punzada on 05-17-2009 08:12 PM:

my most commonly used one is probably up there with the least crude:

she can 'get it'

(not to be confused with inbred hicks saying 'git her done' and thinking its funny)


Posted by The CandyMan on 05-17-2009 08:25 PM:

Do the mattress mambo

Ridin the baloney pony

Stuffin the bird

I thought these were suppose to be about fucking? Hide the salami? Come you fuckin virgins he aint talking about playing knuckle hockey with your stick...

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Posted by wosp on 05-18-2009 12:06 AM:

Parking the pink Cadillac. Classic.


Posted by CARR73 on 05-18-2009 01:54 PM:

Slip her a length


Posted by gezzer on 05-18-2009 02:04 PM:

Give her a portion

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