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Posted by Neversoft on 05-19-2006 03:57 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by The CandyMan
I beg to differ Neversoft. The last time my wife sneezed while we were otherwise engaged, it felt like my member was being mutilated! Is there another way to enjoy this with out having the feeling of your schlong being cut in two?

Well, she would exert less pressure with her sphincter, so I guess you could fuck her in the arse... You have an excuse now!

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Posted by Neversoft on 05-19-2006 04:01 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by BlueSoulJah
Neversoft,

I have that button, but don't know if you have to set the blower a certain way, the temperature a certain way or the level of the blower (it's how it works in a mate's volvo). If you could scan it, then that would be awesome.

Cheers.

No... You have the A/C on and off button and the numbered dial - so long as the dial aint on 0, you're rosy. To test it, put it on 4 with the A/C button off. Wait. Then turn the A/C on, within minutes it should be dramatically colder - unless it's fucked.

The guy will have a look for the manual, otherwise I'll photograph the fucking dash and draw diagrams on it but my "expert" says the above is all there is to it... It's very basic A/C.

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Posted by The CandyMan on 05-19-2006 09:18 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Neversoft
Well, she would exert less pressure with her sphincter, so I guess you could fuck her in the arse... You have an excuse now!

Cool, I'll try it tonight, but if she slaps me again, can I blame it on you?!?!

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Posted by Neversoft on 05-24-2006 12:48 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by The CandyMan
Cool, I'll try it tonight, but if she slaps me again, can I blame it on you?!?!

No... but I can point you towards a good supply of Rohypnol.

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Posted by Mother on 06-16-2006 09:51 AM:

Neversoft, I've heard that there's a spoof trailer of The Sound of Music that makes the film out to be a horror. The von Trapp kids are made out to be undead zombies or demonically possessed or something. Find it for me.

Here's some more spoof trailers:
Titanic II
10 Things I Hate About Commandments
The Shining (comedy)
Must Love Jaws
Brokeback to the Future

Posted by lmao2k on 06-16-2006 10:48 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by Mother
Neversoft, I've heard that there's a spoof trailer of The Sound of Music that makes the film out to be a horror. The von Trapp kids are made out to be undead zombies or demonically possessed or something. Find it for me.

Here's some more spoof trailers:
Titanic II
10 Things I Hate About Commandments
The Shining (comedy)
Must Love Jaws
Brokeback to the Future

Bloody good spoofs there. Some of those story lines seem better than the originals

Posted by doctor zoidy on 06-16-2006 01:58 PM:

Sleepless in Seattle Suspense Horror

West Side Story Zombie Horror
Fast and the Curious

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quote:
Originally posted by Dwaggy
Thats alot of words for someone that sells DVDs out of the back of a truck

quote:
Originally posted by Avenue_1 v3.0b
Read zoidys comment for clarification.

Posted by Neversoft on 06-16-2006 03:39 PM:

Fuck off... I'm going on holiday \o/

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Posted by lmao2k on 06-16-2006 04:27 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Neversoft
Fuck off... I'm going on holiday \o/

Dear Neversoft,

Where are you off on holiday to?

Posted by Dwaggy on 06-16-2006 06:45 PM:

This thread is pretty big heh!

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Posted by David Cameron on 06-16-2006 09:44 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Dwaggy
This thread is pretty big heh!

Neversofts wisdom is boundless

Posted by bartleby on 06-16-2006 10:43 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by doctor zoidy
Fast and the Curious

that was great

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Posted by David Cameron on 06-17-2006 12:27 AM:

Dear Neversoft

What are the bounds of your wisdom

Posted by Neversoft on 06-17-2006 04:46 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by lmao2k
Dear Neversoft,

Where are you off on holiday to?

Spain

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Posted by Neversoft on 06-17-2006 04:46 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Dwaggy
This thread is pretty big heh!

Yes, yes it is

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Posted by Neversoft on 06-17-2006 04:49 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by cupidstunt
Dear Neversoft

What are the bounds of your wisdom

I don't know, but I suspect it's infinite.

I'm flying in a few hours ladies, pray for me, pray that I don't get flown into the side of Buckingham Palace by Jihadists

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Posted by Sin on 06-17-2006 06:50 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Neversoft
I don't know, but I suspect it's infinite.

I'm flying in a few hours ladies, pray for me, pray that I don't get flown into the side of Buckingham Palace by Jihadists

Ill call up all my darkie friends and tell them to not blow up any planes tonight.

You owe me!

Posted by cobalt on 06-27-2006 11:17 AM:

Dear Neversoft,

Could you go forth to the gem filled mine of knowledge and find for the instructions for putting together a "Predator" full suspension mountain bike made by a company called Emmelle?

Yours truly,
Bikeless from UK

Posted by Arthur Daily on 07-18-2006 12:42 AM:

Dear Neversoft (or anyone)

When i boot by PC, Windows starts but stops at the "click on User account" screen.
You know, Like when there's more than one account on windows.

But there isnt, there just me,

(billy no mates)

How can i fix it, so that windows starts without me having to click on ADMINISTRATOR, at the welcome screen?

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Posted by fatfecker on 07-18-2006 01:15 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by Arthur Daily
How can i fix it, so that windows starts without me having to click on ADMINISTRATOR, at the welcome screen?

Start-settings-control panel
User Accounts
Change the way users log on or off
Untick use the Welcome screen

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