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Posted by Neversoft on 07-18-2006 01:15 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by cobalt
Dear Neversoft,

Could you go forth to the gem filled mine of knowledge and find for the instructions for putting together a "Predator" full suspension mountain bike made by a company called Emmelle?

Yours truly,
Bikeless from UK

Alas, I failed on this particular task (and believe me, I looked - hard!). Might I suggest contacting the manufacturer?

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Posted by Neversoft on 07-18-2006 01:18 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by Arthur Daily
Dear Neversoft (or anyone)

When i boot by PC, Windows starts but stops at the "click on User account" screen.
You know, Like when there's more than one account on windows.

But there isnt, there just me,

(billy no mates)

How can i fix it, so that windows starts without me having to click on ADMINISTRATOR, at the welcome screen?

Ignore FatFeckers post, it wont get the "Autologin" result you want, just give you a faux Windows 2000 login screen instead. I know that an application called Tune-Up Utilities can set an account as auto-login but I suspect there's a registry key that you can hit instead... Leave it with me, I'll edit my post when I have more information.

::EDIT::

Click Start, Run and type CONTROL USERPASSWORDS2, and click Ok. Select the user account from the list (to which account you want to automatically logon). Uncheck "Users must enter a user name and password to use this computer" option, and click Ok. Type the user account password and complete the process.

For Windows XP Home, don't try to auto-login as the built-in Administrator, as you'll receive a restrictions error.

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Posted by pHo on 07-18-2006 01:56 AM:

Dear Neversoft,

Am I going to jail?

love pHo

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Posted by Neversoft on 07-18-2006 01:58 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by pHo
Dear Neversoft,

Am I going to jail?

love pHo

Yes, but not for the crimes you think you're going to jail for... The sheep consented. You will eventually go to jail for crimes against humanity unless a lynch mob gets to you first.

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Posted by ZootedLooter on 07-19-2006 12:59 AM:

hey neversoft

it seems to be that jimi hendrix has covered at least 3 bob dylan songs....

1. the well known "all along the watchtower"
2. and also lesser known is a live version of "like a roling stone" recorded at the monterey pop fest

the song i am actually looking for eludes me...i heard it once and dont remember the title...

please stun me with your all reaching research skills
looter

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Posted by Xler on 07-19-2006 08:06 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by Neversoft
Yes, but not for the crimes you think you're going to jail for... The sheep consented.

lmfao

Dear Neversoft, should I buy a 2004 Cobra or buy a 2003 mustang gt and save my money?

Posted by Horton on 07-19-2006 10:25 AM:

Dear Neversoft

Why do I fail at life?

Posted by Pickles on 07-20-2006 03:28 AM:

Dear Neversoft,
Why am I always in a state of arousal? I power wank often enough, yet I seem to have this urge to grab the nearest female near me and bang her in the bum. Should I seek help?

Posted by Neversoft on 07-20-2006 10:59 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by ZootedLooter
hey neversoft

it seems to be that jimi hendrix has covered at least 3 bob dylan songs....

1. the well known "all along the watchtower"
2. and also lesser known is a live version of "like a roling stone" recorded at the monterey pop fest

the song i am actually looking for eludes me...i heard it once and dont remember the title...

please stun me with your all reaching research skills
looter

I suspect you're thinking of either "Can You Please Crawl Out Your Window" or "Drifter's Escape"

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Posted by Neversoft on 07-20-2006 11:00 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by Xler
lmfao

Dear Neversoft, should I buy a 2004 Cobra or buy a 2003 mustang gt and save my money?

In the current political climate, I'd recommend you go for the cheaper option as that money would be better invested in fuel and a decent sounds system in the bastard

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Posted by Neversoft on 07-20-2006 11:02 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by Horton
Dear Neversoft

Why do I fail at life?

You simply haven't found the correct motivation... Unless you smoke weed. If you smoke weed, stop - weed and ambition are mutually exclusive

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Posted by Neversoft on 07-20-2006 11:04 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by Pickles
Dear Neversoft,
Why am I always in a state of arousal?

Because you have a penis... Live with it, it's like that until you hit 60, at which point you'll need Viagra just to avoid pissing on your feet

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Posted by Neversoft on 07-20-2006 06:22 PM:

Neversoft... Why are you so good looking and generally awesome? Why do all the girls dig you so much?

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Posted by Neversoft on 07-20-2006 06:23 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Neversoft
Neversoft... Why are you so good looking and generally awesome? Why do all the girls dig you so much?

I dunno, I'd suggest genetics but most of my family members are profoundly ugly. Also, your first question answers the second one!

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Posted by baha on 07-20-2006 06:32 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Neversoft
Neversoft... Why are you so good looking and generally awesome? Why do all the girls dig you so much?

Because you look gay. Or at least all the girls think you do and don't feel threatened by you and are therefore comfortable in your company. However, that also explains why you don't get laid half as much as you'd expect to: a lot of the time your lustful desires are mistakenly perceived and the relationship fizzles out into a platonic nothingness. And the rest of the time they feel decieved when they find that you'd like to put your needle in their thimble.

Does that help?

Posted by Sin on 07-20-2006 07:57 PM:

Dear Neversoft, I recently received this cartoon on a mailing list and was wondering if you could translate it so I too can enjoy the hilarity

Posted by Neversoft on 07-20-2006 08:20 PM:

It's probably funnier in Dutch and my translation is probably slightly off but it goes something like this...

quote:

Ed's vouwaap: Waldo is weg gelopen...
Ed's monkey: It's run away...

We hebben Ice-T-man, de held op de zaak gezet en...
We have Ice-T-Man and have put our hero on the matter...

de bel... ed kun jij...
The bell... Ed, it's probably for you...

ik zag hem bij de buurvrouw! hij wil zich alleen niet meer ontvouwen
I found him at your neighbours! He wont wake up.

WALDO!! Lieve waldo je bent terug!! Eindelijk!!
WALDO!! My kind Waldo!! At last!!

Weer de bel
The bell

Dag Bram! Er is net bij me ingebroken!
Hello Bram! I've been burgled!

Oh Dag buurvrouw
Oh hello neighbour

en ik... ED!!! Wat doe jij met mijn bekrenvel-bikini!?
and I... ED!!! What are you doing with my fur bikini!?

I'm sure the Dutch members of the forum will now point out how shit my translation skills are

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Posted by J Fresh on 07-20-2006 08:32 PM:

hey neversoft...

there's this girl...she seems cool and all but she's 17...but that's not the question, the question is How can I pick up her 12 year old sister?

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Posted by Neversoft on 07-20-2006 09:09 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by J Fresh
hey neversoft...

there's this girl...she seems cool and all but she's 17...but that's not the question, the question is How can I pick up her 12 year old sister?

She's morbidly obese... I'd recommend a fork lift.

If you mean "pick her up" with regards to throwing some cock in her direction: I'd recommend platform shoes, a bad record career and a spikey mullet - Gary Glitter doesn't seem to have any problems "picking up" 12-year-olds.

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Posted by Neversoft on 07-20-2006 09:39 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by cobalt
Dear Neversoft,

Could you go forth to the gem filled mine of knowledge and find for the instructions for putting together a "Predator" full suspension mountain bike made by a company called Emmelle?

Yours truly,
Bikeless from UK

I've tried and tried and tried to find this info for you but I haven't *quite* got the answer you're looking for. What I do have though, is the contact details for the manufacturer

Moore Large & Co Ltd
Sinfin Lane Industrial Estate
Sinfin Lane
Derby, DE24 9GL

[email protected]
tel 01332 274200
fax 01332 274201

\o/

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