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Posted by doctor zoidy on 08-17-2006 04:13 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by Neversoft
I'm wanking myself off right now... Fancy a go? Use two hands though sweet-cheeks!

i've got two on the wood while a pair of my wife's students are kneading the package waiting with open mouth to accept my present...

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quote:
Originally posted by Dwaggy
Thats alot of words for someone that sells DVDs out of the back of a truck

quote:
Originally posted by Avenue_1 v3.0b
Read zoidys comment for clarification.

Posted by Avenue_1 on 08-17-2006 04:50 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by doctor zoidy
i've got two on the wood while a pair of my wife's students are kneading the package waiting with open mouth to accept my present...

Didn't you say before your girls students were 12 y/o or something? PEDO!!

Posted by doctor zoidy on 08-18-2006 03:45 PM:

nope, highschool... 17-18, some 16

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quote:
Originally posted by Dwaggy
Thats alot of words for someone that sells DVDs out of the back of a truck

quote:
Originally posted by Avenue_1 v3.0b
Read zoidys comment for clarification.

Posted by socks on 08-18-2006 04:12 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by doctor zoidy
nope, highschool... 17-18, some 16

all legal tender.

Posted by VOorheES-ToUcH on 08-23-2006 11:15 PM:

Oh mighty neversoft answer me this.....

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Posted by VOorheES-ToUcH on 08-24-2006 06:21 AM:

I recently moved to Tampa Bay, FL and im on the hunt for a job. Am i screwing myself by filling out all my job applications in red ink? And for the few instances i have gotten interviews i get my urine tested for drugs, being a chronic-chronic smoker i always fail. With this said, should i power wank in the cup before or after the urine?

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Posted by Neversoft on 08-24-2006 02:46 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by VOorheES-ToUcH
I recently moved to Tampa Bay, FL and im on the hunt for a job. Am i screwing myself by filling out all my job applications in red ink? And for the few instances i have gotten interviews i get my urine tested for drugs, being a chronic-chronic smoker i always fail. With this said, should i power wank in the cup before or after the urine?

Hmmmm... Is that what it's like in the "Land of the Free" - all employers give you a drug test before you can get a job? Cunts

If you need to power-wank before, during or after a drugs test, I'd suggest doing it before as pissing with a hard-on can leave you drenched from head-to-toe. So empty your nuts then take the uring test.

You could also try abstaining for about a month, to get the THC out of your system or look online for any tips/advice on flushing your system or beating the test - or simply get a relative (another bloke, you don't want too many female hormones in it!) to piss in a small coke bottle or something and take that in with you as a substitute

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Posted by Sin on 08-24-2006 02:55 PM:

Dear Neversoft, please give me a comprehensive list of items to take to University by the end of September.

Currently I have a phone and need a laptop to buy (asus w3j or v1j with merom core)

so what else?

Posted by J Fresh on 08-24-2006 07:13 PM:

neversoft, how come girls dont "understand " me?>

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Posted by Neversoft on 08-25-2006 01:52 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Sin
Dear Neversoft, please give me a comprehensive list of items to take to University by the end of September.

Currently I have a phone and need a laptop to buy (asus w3j or v1j with merom core)

so what else?

1. Condoms
2. A bottle opener, corkscrew and tin opener
3. Rohypnol
4. A copy of "Readers Wives"

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Posted by Neversoft on 08-25-2006 01:59 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by J Fresh
neversoft, how come girls dont "understand " me?>

Presumably its because their either unconcious or you have a penis in your mouth at the time.

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Posted by Vampire on 09-02-2006 12:18 AM:

Dear Neversoft,

Why does drinking steaming hot coffee make you want to poop?

Posted by Avenue_1 on 09-02-2006 12:38 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by Vampire
Dear Neversoft,

Why does drinking steaming hot coffee make you want to poop?

lol, reminds me of a question i wanted to ask... Why is it the first line of coke ya take ya always wanna have a shite

( maybe it's being cut with a laxative

)

Posted by Vampire on 09-02-2006 12:40 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by Avenue_1
lol, reminds me of a question i wanted to ask... Why is it the first line of coke ya take ya always wanna have a shite ( maybe it's being cut with a laxative )

Another valid question. The number of times I've had to dive into some shithole pub's skanky lavs to spray paint the walls... yeuch!

Posted by Takkouri on 09-02-2006 07:05 PM:

I'm looking for a new mobile phone.
I want it to be able to run Sat Nav software, be a flip phone, cost no more than £150, it's to be pay as you go and my network is Vodafone.
What can you recommend?

P.S. What about the mini fridge?

Posted by Arthur Daily on 09-03-2006 03:40 AM:

Dear neversoft.

Can you find my any cheats for
Gangs of London
on the psp?

EDIT:

Also (and this is a fucking 99% impossible one)

I'm looking for a old 1990s track called "children's Storys"
it was sort of Techno or house or hardcore (you know the score)

if you found the label or any more info, you will be on my crimbo card list for sure

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Posted by Neversoft on 09-04-2006 01:13 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Vampire
Dear Neversoft,

Why does drinking steaming hot coffee make you want to poop?

It's not really the fact that it's steaming, it's because Coffee has laxative and diuretic effects. Now, imagine you've been in bed all night "baking a loaf" in your sleep (so to speak) then you wake up and have one in the chute without realising. Next, you get to work, have a coffee and thats the final nudge that you need to pop-out a hot log

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Posted by Neversoft on 09-04-2006 01:16 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Avenue_1
lol, reminds me of a question i wanted to ask... Why is it the first line of coke ya take ya always wanna have a shite ( maybe it's being cut with a laxative )

This doesn't happen to me tbh but Charlie plays havoc with your guts in general... It's a drug, see? It's like asking "Why does Speed make your cock shrivel?" IT JUST FUCKING DOES

PRO-TIP: The come-down from Speed/Whizz is an excellent opportunity to practise power-wanking.

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Posted by Neversoft on 09-04-2006 01:25 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Takkouri
I'm looking for a new mobile phone.
I want it to be able to run Sat Nav software, be a flip phone, cost no more than £150, it's to be pay as you go and my network is Vodafone.
What can you recommend?

P.S. What about the mini fridge?

1. No idea, but I'm sure somebody on here will know (like Arthur - the gadget-nut). A colleague advises me that Nokia have some decent flip/sat-nav ones available but I (we) don't know the model numbers.

2. Don't bother with the gimmicky "Cola" ones you see online, get your arse down to Comet... They've got some really nice "beer-branded" ones in there for next to fuck-all.

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Posted by Neversoft on 09-04-2006 01:38 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Arthur Daily
Dear neversoft.

Can you find my any cheats for
Gangs of London
on the psp?

EDIT:

Also (and this is a fucking 99% impossible one)

I'm looking for a old 1990s track called "children's Storys"
it was sort of Techno or house or hardcore (you know the score)

if you found the label or any more info, you will be on my crimbo card list for sure

No Gangs of London cheats yet (it's not "officially" out yet so the publisher wont have released the codes... That's right, publishers release the codes, people don't simply guess that you should press "XXYXYXYXYYYYXYXYXYYXYXYXYXYYYXYXYXYXYXYXYXXXYX" to get some infinite lives cack

)

As for your second question, I eat "impossible" for fucking breakfast... BEHOLD!!

Label: Phuture Trax Promotions
Catalog#: CF 001
Format: 12"
Country: UK
Released: 1992
Genre: Electronic
Style: Breakbeat, Techno

Tracklisting:
A1 The Chocolate Factory
A2 Factory Mix
B1 Bionic
B2 Bionic Breakdown

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