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Posted by Neversoft on 09-29-2005 04:55 PM:

In my defence, that Acrylic paint plays havoc with your "bits" - it shrinks as it dries, thus deforming my beautifully pert butt*

*ok my arse looks like a smashed crab, fuck off and leave me alone

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Posted by punzada on 09-29-2005 05:28 PM:

and just went i thought i had neversoft figured out...something from left field....or would this be from right field? all i know is this shit is scarey.

Posted by Neversoft on 09-29-2005 05:46 PM:

Fucking Yanks... Left field? Right Field? What you talkin' about Willis?

I can't see the problem with me displaying my painted arse to the forum... It's still better looking that Princessdarks mugshot (and less hairy than Shns tits). Personally I think my shitter is a fucking good canvas!!

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Posted by Robert Jones on 09-29-2005 06:31 PM:

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Originally posted by vampire999
Fucking outstanding. I've simultaneously managed to laugh beer out of my nose, fart and pee a little at the same time.

my granny used to tell me that if you sneezed and farted at the same time you would do a back flip. Can anyone confirm this?

Posted by Pickles on 09-29-2005 07:02 PM:

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Originally posted by Avenue_1
But why is he clenching u ask? To hide his widened and loose walnutvalve

folks it looks like we have a winner for ban idol II

Posted by Lord_Gandalf on 09-29-2005 10:34 PM:

hahahahaa... this is the single best post I've ever seen on any forum. I can't stop laughing in my office.

Posted by baha on 09-29-2005 11:16 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Neversoft
*ok my arse looks like a smashed crab, fuck off and leave me alone

no it does not! it's a thing of great beauty. it's truly a glorious and wonderful bottom...so firm...so pert...so thoroughly delectable...i'd like to lick peach flavoured ice cream off it...

please PM me your postal address so i can send the boxer shorts i soiled as soon as i saw your rear-entry invitation (andf the 3 jism soaked tissues that are now sat next to my keyboard).

i'd heard about finding love on the internet but never thought it'd happen to me.

yours,

smitten

(ps: is my interface all pink now as a sign of our true love?)

Posted by baha on 09-29-2005 11:17 PM:

damn! shot my load again. make that 4 tissues.

Posted by jko`matik on 09-30-2005 10:41 AM:

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Originally posted by virus_uk
my granny used to tell me that if you sneezed and farted at the same time you would do a back flip. Can anyone confirm this?

all i know is your eyes pop out if you leave em open when sneezing.
you might manage to slip on them and do a backflip, so no farting needed.

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Posted by Neversoft on 09-30-2005 11:05 AM:

Thanks everybody for your kind words regarding my arse! For those of you who have said nasty things about my painted buttocks - next time it's my plums!!

Oh, and you can't sneeze with your eyes open, nor do you sneeze at 200mph (or whatever the speed is supposed to be).

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Posted by jko`matik on 09-30-2005 11:23 AM:

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Originally posted by Neversoft

Oh, and you can't sneeze with your eyes open

you can with one of these:

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Posted by Neversoft on 09-30-2005 11:27 AM:

Your eyes still wouldn't pop out!! Anyway, can we get back to discussing how great my ass is?

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Posted by Lord_Gandalf on 09-30-2005 03:05 PM:

Re: Baha sucks cock!

quote:
Originally posted by Neversoft
Oh yes, yes he fucking does

After a bit of name calling in another thread, my girlfriend had no option but to reply to Baha's vicious comments... To that end, I present to you, her response painted in glorious technicolour on my arse!

BAHA... YOU SUCK COCK

Is anyone else confused as me? Neversoft + Girlfriend?

I wonder if she let's the dog lick peanut butter from her ass too.

Posted by Neversoft on 09-30-2005 06:07 PM:

Easy tiger!! FUCK KNOWS what she'll want to paint next but I suspect it might say "Lord Gandalf Blows Goats"

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Posted by Lord_Gandalf on 09-30-2005 06:54 PM:

..I'm sure my gf would top it.

EDIT: I take that back.

Posted by baha on 10-01-2005 12:52 AM:

ok, i'm stuck with NS's arse as my av...that's cool cos i've kind of grown attached to it ...but can someone change my vibrant pink interface back to normal please? cos there's no way i can convince anyone in my open plan office i'm looking at a work related site...and will mean i'll have to abandon vcdq if it risks my job to visit the site

Posted by Dwaggy on 10-01-2005 01:12 AM:

hope you like the black one

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Posted by Neversoft on 10-01-2005 12:41 PM:

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Originally posted by Avenue_1
Can u paint it on her arse instead? oh, and tell her not to clench so we can see all

Nope, sorry... Tis all mine (I'm a selfish bastard, see?)

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Posted by punzada on 10-01-2005 07:19 PM:

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Originally posted by Neversoft
Nope, sorry... Tis all mine (I'm a selfish bastard, see?)

lets see what this slag looks like, everyone knows people with artistic talent of any kind aren't good looking.

::EDIT:: Play nice and stick to insulting me or your account will end up looking like my ringpiece

(Double standards? You fucking betcha!) - Neversoft ::

Posted by Vampire on 10-01-2005 07:25 PM:

...that's true, I'm shit at anything artistic!

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