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Posted by Jules_Tavernier on 01-04-2007 07:59 PM:

broken barrymore is going to be pretty hard to beat.

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Posted by bartleby on 01-04-2007 10:11 PM:

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Originally posted by Jules_Tavernier
broken barrymore is going to be pretty hard to beat.

seeing that twat from towers of london having a allergic reaction to a peanut and slowly choking to death on his own vomit ,while the other contestants laugh , would beat that for me !

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Posted by Arthur Daily on 01-04-2007 11:43 PM:

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Originally posted by bartleby
that twat from towers of london

Is a CUNT.

no fuckin manners, eats like a pig, and is the 1st to pull up others on their habits.

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Posted by bartleby on 01-05-2007 07:41 AM:

^^^^^ i cant stand any of those twats from towers of london i hope thier band fails and would proberly go as far as to say i hope thier tour bus crashes killing them all !

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Posted by olskoolfife on 01-05-2007 12:15 PM:

Donny Tourette is so fuckin fake and I can't stand Russell Brand either.I just don't get that cunt whatsoever.

Posted by darlowad v2.0b on 01-05-2007 11:57 PM:

beware the drippy fuckin essex girl blonde bimbo thick as pig shit
better known as jade goodey is in the house

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Posted by Jules_Tavernier on 01-06-2007 12:03 AM:

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Originally posted by olskoolfife
Donny Tourette is so fuckin fake and I can't stand Russell Brand either.I just don't get that cunt whatsoever.

Russle brand has me in stitches, hes like marmite, u love it or hate it.

edit: on the housemates profiles it says that Ian "H" watkins is 29, but that has to be fucking lies!!! he looks closer to 40 anyone know the truth ??

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Posted by Jules_Tavernier on 01-06-2007 08:16 AM:

Saturday 06 January
Day 4, 00:50

The wild man decides he's not up for a life of servitude...

Life as a servant just wasn't rock and roll enough for Donny. The singer last night decided to escape both his Quarters and the entire Celebrity Big Brother House.

Making contact with the outside world is a fundamental rule break and as a result, Donny will not be returning to the House.

At 11.28pm, the punk rocker discreetly snuck into the Servants' garden for a nose around, followed by a curious Ian.

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Posted by Sin on 01-06-2007 02:28 PM:

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Originally posted by Anno

Donny Tourette (punk singer) << gonna walk

good shout

Posted by David Cameron on 01-06-2007 10:25 PM:

Hoping Shilpa Shitty will be the first one voted out.

Yes, THE Shilpa Shitty, world superstar and star of hit movies such as Ondagona Baa, Phir Milenge and who could forget the magnificent Pardesi Babu.

Seriously though, who does this unknown cunt think she is.

"I have always known I am special, I would find it strange if everyone didn't recognise me or didn't want to know about my life"

Right, ok. Voted out and back to Bollywood

Posted by David Cameron on 01-06-2007 10:29 PM:

Also, not wanting to reinforce any stereotypes but has anyone noticed any particularly distinguishing feature on Shilpas face?

Posted by bartleby on 01-07-2007 01:41 AM:

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Originally posted by cupidstunt
Also, not wanting to reinforce any stereotypes but has anyone noticed any particularly distinguishing feature on Shilpas face?

What ?

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Posted by Sin on 01-07-2007 04:36 AM:

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Originally posted by cupidstunt

Seriously though, who does this unknown cunt think she is.

"I have always known I am special, I would find it strange if everyone didn't recognise me or didn't want to know about my life"

welp out of all of them there she is probably the most current and most famous and most wealthy.

Just because shes not a well known name here doesnt mean that she isnt a massive star overseas. If you ask around the asia sub-continent, its a name as recognisable as tom cruise or angelina jolie.

also I dont get the picture either. If you are implying she has a big nose, she plainly doesnt.

Posted by David Cameron on 01-07-2007 10:15 AM:

Lol, it is kind of on the large side.

She really does think she is something special though, the majority of this country don't know her, and already don't like her. She is self obsessed, ugly, racist and in dire need of a big cock up her rectum.

Is she any more annoying than Jade or Jades mom? Probably not but thats hardly a compliment. I did enjoy seeing her sour face when she became a member of Jades family though, she must be feeling a little less special already. If Jade Goody is a bigger star than you, then surely a reassesment of their celebrity status is in order.

Shitty may win though, if every Indian in the country votes for her she will do well, I can imagine there will be a lot of Indian dads around the country confiscating their kids phones over the next week or so.

FACE TO WIN

Posted by Sin on 01-07-2007 02:50 PM:

"Im the 20th most inflelential person in the world"

comedy gold. Jade will probably win celeb BB imo.

Posted by Arthur Daily on 01-07-2007 08:36 PM:

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Originally posted by Sin
Just because shes not a well known name here doesnt mean that she isnt a massive star overseas.

Most country's have their own version of big Brother now.
This bird even said that they just started one now back home.

To the 'Majority' of the UK she is unknown
and therefor in my eyes not a celebrity.

Naff off to india and go on their CBB, i would normally say but....

Shes very nice eye candy.. possibly the best lookin chick in the house.

So far... this CBB is AssCheese

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Posted by David Cameron on 01-08-2007 07:59 PM:

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Originally posted by Arthur Daily

Shes very nice eye candy.. possibly the best lookin chick in the house.

Yeah she's not bad looking. I would definitely have a go, Danielle is definitely hotter though and I find myself strangely attracted to the old bird with spiky ginger hair also. The bird from steps would get it from behind, in fact I would do 4 of the birds in there.

Big no no to Jade, the old journalist woman and I wouldn't touch Jades mom with Dwaggys.

Posted by David Cameron on 01-16-2007 07:59 PM:

Right, everyone should now boycott Celebrity big brother. The housemates are being racist to Shilpa Shitty, its abominable.

What a pile of shit, so they take the piss out of her accent, she took the piss out of some of theirs.

Leo Sayer leaving was hilarious, watching him try to get past those two huge guards was amusing. Surely they had no right to block him though, I would have kicked off if that were me.

Posted by Jules_Tavernier on 01-16-2007 09:04 PM:

That racist thing is BULLLLLLLLLLLLLSHIT

How can impersonating someones accent be racist ?? thats fucking dumb.

they are also calling jades mum a racist cos she allways called shitta "the indian" well guess what................... she is a the fucking indian, dirks the american, but you wouldnt hear anyone call anyone a racist for calling him that

fucking twats whoever complained.

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Posted by Sin on 01-16-2007 09:07 PM:

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Originally posted by Jules_Tavernier
That racist thing is BULLLLLLLLLLLLLSHIT

How can impersonating someones accent be racist ?? thats fucking dumb.

they are also calling jades mum a racist cos she allways called shitta "the indian" well guess what................... she is a the fucking indian, dirks the american, but you wouldnt hear anyone call anyone a racist for calling him that

fucking twats whoever complained.

Its weird but Im guessing out of the 10,000 people who complained 9,000 will be white

And why the fuck is Keith Vaz raising this in parliament.

Jesus Christ, even if they were being racist, surely the country should be spending time on talking about things like the NHS and stuff, not fucking Big Brother.

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