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Posted by punzada on 03-23-2007 05:24 AM:

fuck you.
fuck you.
fuck every mother fucker that said this movie was anywhere near good, any one of those mother fuckers that have the nerve to use the word 'amazing' should be shot in the fucking gullet.

What's good? Fuck staring at those awesome pex, YES, oh wait, here comes the 7,000th spear through the chest that doesn't show any more detail or blood or any sense of excitement, AMAZING

I don't get why people could enjoy this movie. Every time they slowed the camera down to let the audience know (because as we know, people must be retarded and things slown down so they see it better) that something good was going to happen, 85% of the time it was a disappointment.

fuck this movie,
i knew this movie would be fucking shit
and i let the dickheads on this board convince me otherwise,

the only way, this movie could be more shitty was if all the spartans turned around, and dropped a huge fucking duce into their shields and then threw them at each other

"amazing" ...

(the over-use of fuck was purely used to entertain me as I wrote this, I'm not really *that* upset, but I would love my two hours back)

Posted by Neversoft on 03-23-2007 08:43 PM:

Fukkkkk O_o

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Posted by HoldDaSalad on 03-23-2007 09:04 PM:

It was 10x better than X3, and Superman Returns

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Posted by punzada on 03-24-2007 03:46 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by parasiticgannon
It was 10x better than X3, and Superman Returns

x10

is still pretty bad

although i kinda liked x3, it's one of those guilty pleasure movies, like demolition man.

Posted by David Cameron on 03-24-2007 04:41 AM:

A psychologist friend of mine told me this movie was very offensive to the gays.

Not making that up, just passing on information. HMmmmmm punzada?

Posted by petrocs on 03-24-2007 06:55 AM:

one word...entertaining

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Posted by punzada on 03-24-2007 07:59 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by cupidstunt
A psychologist friend of mine told me this movie was very offensive to the gays.

Not making that up, just passing on information. HMmmmmm punzada?

The only reason I would assume that would be inferred from pulling the line about the athenian greeks being 'boy lovers'...which is much less of an offensive line and much more of fact that most were bisexual men, I would hope any educated homosexual person would realize that this movie was made by american film makers and even to this day there is a stigma about homosexual people in the military, it should be considered much less 'offensive' and much more 'realistic' (granted, realism is something this film played with drastically to begin with).

That being said, the entire movie is big sweaty man tits. Let me rephrase that, THE ENTIRE MOVIE YOU'RE LOOKING AT 3/4ths NAKED MEN.

They need to make more mainstream movies looking at girls at least 3/4ths naked every single frame, I would enjoy that much more, but I would also be able to look at it objectively knowing it was being geared towards my sexual preference.

Is your psychologist friend 'a gay' ? If not what exactly qualifies his opinion on this? (not being a smartass, I'd really like to know if he's not gay and personally offended how he feels he can relate to homosexuals plight against this movie)

Posted by HoldDaSalad on 03-24-2007 08:42 AM:

It's quite sad that you noticed the men weren't wearing shirts, I never noticed that. I notice female titties but nothing else. What the fuck is wrong with you man?

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Posted by Neversoft on 03-24-2007 01:10 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by parasiticgannon
It's quite sad that you noticed the men weren't wearing shirts, I never noticed that. I notice female titties but nothing else. What the fuck is wrong with you man?

... He's getting his star sign tattooed on himself, does that answer your question?

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Posted by punzada on 03-24-2007 03:33 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Neversoft
... He's getting his star sign tattooed on himself, does that answer your question?

you suck NS, para, you see nice bitch tittes for like 15 frames, the entire two hours you're stuck with man titty.

Posted by sara20 on 03-24-2007 03:45 PM:

Nice

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Posted by Neversoft on 03-24-2007 05:01 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by punzada
you suck NS, para, you see nice bitch tittes for like 15 frames, the entire two hours you're stuck with man titty.

Ignore me, I'm just winding you up... Embrace your sexuality Punz, irrespective of what normal people say - god made you that way

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Posted by David Cameron on 03-24-2007 05:57 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by punzada

Is your psychologist friend 'a gay' ? If not what exactly qualifies his opinion on this? (not being a smartass, I'd really like to know if he's not gay and personally offended how he feels he can relate to homosexuals plight against this movie)

She is straight. She says the levels of testosterone displayed in this movie will make the gays feel inferior.

Being derogatory towards the Athenians by calling them boy lovers being particularly offensive.

This is her opinion, apparently a lot of her patients are from the gays. The ones she meets don't like being a gay, they have complained about similar films and how they make them feel.

I don't care one way or another, doesn't bother me what a literal cocksucker thinks about this movie, it was awesome.

Posted by trespass on 03-26-2007 10:44 AM:

epic as fuck.

it seems most of the guys who dont have biceps or pectorial muscles hate this movie, as well as most girls who cant get a guy with the things mentioned above.
dont be bitter about it, its a cool movie, that is all.

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Posted by HoldDaSalad on 03-27-2007 02:16 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by trespass
epic as fuck.

it seems most of the guys who dont have biceps or pectorial muscles hate this movie, as well as most girls who cant get a guy with the things mentioned above.
dont be bitter about it, its a cool movie, that is all.

You like the guys biceps and pecs? FAG.

No seriously though, if it were fat people running around claiming to be spartans this movie would have been halarious, and it wouldn't be a movie, it would have been a skit on SNL.

it wouldn't have been 300 it would have been 300lbs.

It was way overhyped.

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Posted by The CandyMan on 03-27-2007 03:12 AM:

God dammit, was going to see this tomorrow night in the theatre when I'm out of town. Now you fuckers are saying it's crap?

Fuck all, I'll go see TNMT then.

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Posted by jicjak on 03-27-2007 03:43 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by The CandyMan
God dammit, was going to see this tomorrow night in the theatre when I'm out of town. Now you fuckers are saying it's crap?

Fuck all, I'll go see TNMT then.

Go. Too much hype yes. Totally awesome no. Much better than decent yes. Worth a cinema ticket definitely.

Posted by HoldDaSalad on 03-27-2007 04:11 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by The CandyMan
God dammit, was going to see this tomorrow night in the theatre when I'm out of town. Now you fuckers are saying it's crap?

Fuck all, I'll go see TNMT then.

So you were going to go see a decent movie, to a crap movie? way to go.

300 = good but not great
TMNT = bad for so many reasons

I really hope you were joking about seeing tmnt

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Posted by trespass on 03-27-2007 11:16 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by parasiticgannon
You like the guys biceps and pecs? FAG.

love them.
it was sarcasm.
one thing i didnt get was why the blood splatter didnt create puddles and stained the ground, if it was deliberate, then ok, but if not, someone probably missed that whole aspect and got fired.

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Posted by Neversoft on 03-27-2007 05:29 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by trespass
epic as fuck.

it seems most of the guys who dont have biceps or pectorial muscles hate this movie, as well as most girls who cant get a guy with the things mentioned above.
dont be bitter about it, its a cool movie, that is all.

I love chicks with pecs... and dicks!

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