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j r....

i truely thank you for all the help youve given in the various threads....but.....what the fuck?.....if you want to be banned why not just stop coming?...and why donate?....

do you want a clean slate under a different nick?ask an administrator...pHo has a heart....who were you before this?....cause any noob with a new acct wouldve split from this abuse long ago


and my professional opinion is you are a lousy flamer....there are a few masters here and you are well outclassed....mother and faggot jokes can be outranked by a 10 year old


all the above is typed with love

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zooted adj : 1. under influence of drugs: relaxed, excited, or euphoric from taking illegal drugs, especially marijuana ( slang ) 2. intoxicated: very intoxicated ( informal )
looter n. : someone who takes spoils or plunder (as in war) [syn: plunderer, pillager, spoiler, despoiler, raider, freebooter]

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Originally posted by vanzans
Yes you've never used the dumb insult before at me. I never saw it coming.

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1. to ave and van - wtf? this thread is everyone vs me so focus - you're both douche nozzles anyways.

2. zooted - so many questions. i've never been banned from this site before. this is my one and only nick. i want to be banned for 1 and only 1 reason, but i can't tell you. sorry. i want to donate because despite the lack of manners, this is truly the best site for the scene and i believe everyone should give what they can to support it. any idiot can just make another nick (just ask ave) and have a clean slate - not what i'm after. i enjoy the new comments and phrases presented, mostly because i steal them and pass them off as my own irl. sorry neversoft, but you are an unending source of comment piracy and i'll always be grateful because of it. i am a newb. i am outclassed. i am a lousy flamer. how do you think lousy flamers turn into masters? i highly doubt neversoft (one of the masters to which i previously referred) was as articulate in his first flame as he was in his last (which i thoroughly enjoyed btw). that makes him like me - curious about learning the art of insult. i use the mother and fag jokes because old standards hold a special place in my cock - just like your mom. jj, but see, wasn't that fun... btw i can't remember actually helping you, but thanks for saying i did.


ave - i think taking up a collection is a good idea, but i'll just prolly donate it to vcdq anyways so you should cut out the middle man and go fuck yourself.


darlowad - wtf is ffs? never seen that one before. you should just click "reply to all". i never did enjoy your comments - they lack the snap of even ave's, which isn't saying much. it's sad really. you're definitely not a master, but i would go so far as to give you a "novice" title.


anyways, this shit is getting too serious, so i'll end this by saying that i fucked all your mothers and they were loose. goddamn that feels good.


edit:: changed "1 and only reason" to "1 and only 1 reason"

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just pretend i said something smart and funny...

... Even if I say so myself, I was particularly proud of "I've seen more professional flaming coming from the jacket of a Downs Syndrome arsonist" - that was just for you JR, but you can nick it if you want

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never heard anyone actually say the word "flamer". guess it's just a thread thing. my fav was "I'm impressed at your lack of intellect". the irony alone was worth the emotional scaring.

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just pretend i said something smart and funny...

The moral of this story is, don't fuck with somebody who's been online since 1995

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Statistically... 9 out of 10 people actually enjoy gang rape.

GET A ROOM, GIRLS

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60 Things Not To Say To A Naked JayAre
1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.
2. Ahh, it's cute.
3. Who circumcised you?
4. Why don't we just cuddle?
5. You know they have surgery to fix that.
6. It's more fun to look at.
7. Make it dance.
8. You know, there's a tower in Italy like that.
9. Can I paint a smiley face on that?
10. It looks like a night crawler.
11. Wow, and your feet are so big.
12. My last boyfriend was 4'' bigger.
13. It's ok, we'll work around it.
14. Is this a mild or a spicy Slim Jim?
15. Eww, there's an inch worm on your thigh.
16. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
17. Oh no, a flash headache.
18. (giggle and point)
19. Can I be honest with you?
20. My 8-year-old brother has one like that.
21. Let me go get my tweezers.
22. How sweet, you brought incense.
23. This explains your car.
24. You must be a growing boy.
25. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
26. Thanks, I needed a toothpick.
27. Are you one of those pygmies?
28. Have you ever thought of working in a sideshow?
29. Every heard of clearasil?
30. All right, a treasure hunt!
31. I didn't know they came that small.
32. Why is God punishing you?
33. At least this won't take long.
34. I never saw one like that before.
35. What do you call this?
36. But it still works, right?
37. Damn, I hate baby-sitting.
38. It looks so unused.
39. Do you take steroids?
40. I hear excessive masturbation shrinks it.
41. Maybe it looks better in natural light.
42. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
43. Oh, I didn't know you were in an accident.
44. Did you date Lorena Bobbitt?
45. Aww, it's hiding.
46. Are you cold?
47. If you get me real drunk first.
48. Is that an optical illusion?
49. What is that?
50. I'll go get the ketchup for your french fry.
51. Were you neutered?
52. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
53. Does it come with an air pump?
54. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.
55. Where are the puppet strings?
56. Your big gun is more like a BB gun.
57. Look, it fits my Barbie clothes.
58. Never mind, why bother.
59. Is that a second belly button?
60. Where's the rest of it?

faggot

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There comes a point in your life when you realise;
who matters,
who never did,
who won't any more...
and who always will.
So, don't worry about people from your past,
there's a reason why they didn't make it to your future.

ffs is for fuck sake

that is indusrty standard abbreviation lol < that is laugh out loud

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A Vote for Ave is a Vote for FREEDOM!

i think, therefore i troll.

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just pretend i said something smart and funny...

would a rose by any other name smell sweeter ???

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A Vote for Ave is a Vote for FREEDOM!

Boring

it has gotten boring. i would like you to lick the inside of my asshole. mmmmm that's nice.

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just pretend i said something smart and funny...

You're boring

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Originally posted by cupidstunt
You're boring

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HEY





YOU'RE GAY

HAHAHAHA OWNED

WOOT

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i have sigs off

i want to post a picture to correctly convey the 0wn4ge found within...

maybe there's no such thing O_O

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i have sigs off

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Originally posted by Dwaggy
i want to post a picture to correctly convey the 0wn4ge found within...

maybe there's no such thing O_O

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