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Posted by Linnets on 11-25-2008 09:24 PM:

Cheers boys. Looks like that'll do the trick. Now I just gotta work on the setup, I can't make it too obvious. Oh and I'll check how legitimate it is with my employment law consultant.

If it is the guy I suspect then he deserves all that's coming to him. We've employed him for over 20 years. Let him get away with a lot of shit too. Well that'll be his fuckin lot if my suspicions are founded.

Posted by ZootedLooter on 11-25-2008 10:07 PM:

myabe wrap a fake stack of cash with the only real bills on top and bottom so you dont lose too much....get pics

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Posted by Linnets on 11-25-2008 10:57 PM:

Well I'm definitely gonna go after this scumbag. I'll let you all know how I go on if i catch him.

Posted by baha on 11-26-2008 01:14 AM:

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Originally posted by Linnets
Well I'm definitely gonna go after this scumbag. I'll let you all know how I go on if i catch him.

Stating the obvious: make sure you take down the serial numbers of the notes and ensure they don't come from the company - there's got to be no way the notes could've passed to the thief legitimately. If necessary bank the cash then withdraw a different set of notes, or from a cashpoint, so you can prove when the notes came into your possession - get/keep receipts.

That should do him like a kipper

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Posted by HoldDaSalad on 11-26-2008 02:17 AM:

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Originally posted by Linnets
Cheers boys. Looks like that'll do the trick. Now I just gotta work on the setup, I can't make it too obvious. Oh and I'll check how legitimate it is with my employment law consultant.

If it is the guy I suspect then he deserves all that's coming to him. We've employed him for over 20 years. Let him get away with a lot of shit too. Well that'll be his fuckin lot if my suspicions are founded.

Have someone that doesn't work for you beat the shit out of him after you catch him.

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Posted by takwhori on 11-26-2008 11:51 AM:

It might not be the guy you suspect.

Posted by Arthur Daily on 11-26-2008 12:52 PM:

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Originally posted by takwhori
It might not be the guy you suspect.

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Posted by The CandyMan on 11-26-2008 03:37 PM:

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Originally posted by takwhori
It might not be the guy you suspect.

Working with teens for 16 years you can probably guess I've had a few steal (candy bars from me, money from other kids, items from customers) 99.99999999% of the time it's EXACTLY who I thought it was if they didn't do something that got them caught something stupid like stealing a cell phone and then answering it when the police officer calls it and asks for you lol! (Aiesha was not the brightest bulb in the box) Every teen that did something stupid like stealing always ended up getting caught and fired.

Only had 2 supervisor out of 15 or so steal from me in all those years and he ended up paying back all $3000 and 2 years in jail. Good thing though my wife (now ex) threw my van keys in a field near our house (we did finally find them) cause I had my .357 in one pocket, a knife in another and my Callaway driver in the passenger seat when I first found out and was gonna go over his house to kill him. Gave me time to cool down and realize that going to jail would not get me money back. The other one took off for parts unknown but left his computer system that he was renting from one of those rent to own places. Took $500 of sales money he owed me so I took his computer as collateral (his mom was sick and not very with it so she let me) and then denied having it when he came back (without my money). Turned around and Sold it (nice system btw) to my sister for $800 netting a profit of $300 (for all my trouble I think) Fucker had no proof, his mom could not remember what happen and so he had no recourse. Plus he knew I'd beat his ass if he came anywhere near me.

Setting this person up is the best option. Did it a few times myself with marked candy bars to catch a few of the candy thiefs lol and even set one up with checks from the day before sales by putting them in another teen's pouch who just had his money stolen by this person 2 days before. Dumbass stole this pouch (it was left out again by the same teen who had his pouch stolen just like the first time) and then turned in the checks LOL. Needless to say I think a few teens who thought he had stolen from them (a few dollars here or there) took care of "the problem" when I was not around.

I can deal with a lot of things from the teens who work for me but stealing is one thing I will not tolerate and they know it. Plus most of the teens have parents who agree and there's nothing funnier than explaining to a mother why their son (or a few times daughter) no longer works for us because of stealing and watching as mom beats the living daylights out of them right on the front porch or stoop.

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Posted by Linnets on 11-26-2008 03:44 PM:

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Originally posted by takwhori
It might not be the guy you suspect.

Yeah I know. The more I think about it the more I'm convincing myself that it is him. But when I said I'm gonna go after this scumbag, I was being general, not specific about who the scumbag was. I'm just sure that whoever it is won't be able to resist the temptation to nick something else that they think isn't traceable.

Posted by Avenue_1 on 11-26-2008 05:04 PM:

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Originally posted by baha
Stating the obvious: make sure you take down the serial numbers of the notes and ensure they don't come from the company - there's got to be no way the notes could've passed to the thief legitimately. If necessary bank the cash then withdraw a different set of notes, or from a cashpoint, so you can prove when the notes came into your possession - get/keep receipts.

That should do him like a kipper

Yup, mark the notes with a message with uv pen

Posted by CARR73 on 03-11-2009 01:27 PM:

Linnets, did you ever find out who the fucker was that took the wad of cash or are you still trying to trap them?

Posted by Neversoft on 03-11-2009 03:39 PM:

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Originally posted by CARR73
Linnets, did you ever find out who the fucker was that took the wad of cash or are you still trying to trap them?

Good point (I'd forgotten about this thread)... If you need us to interrogate I look awesome in a Nazi uniform

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Posted by Linnets on 03-11-2009 03:48 PM:

I've been letting it lie for a while to try to lull whoever it was into a sense of security. Then I'll set a trap.

It seems they are desperate enough cos someone (and you would imagine its the same person) stole £15 out of a fuckin charity box on someones desk recently too.

SCUM.

Posted by Neversoft on 03-11-2009 04:14 PM:

If they're stealing from charity then it's time to kick arse I reckon... I reckon CCTV would knock the problem on the head but you'd never know who the culprit was. However, you *can* install covert cameras in the workplace in the UK so long as you adhere to the law:

CAB guide - http://www.adviceguide.org.uk/index...ing_at_work.htm

Company FAQ that installs covert systems: http://www.covtek.com/faq.htm

I know you'll probably feel different about it but I can "forgive" nicking from an employer although I wouldn't do it, it can be perceived as victimless... But nicking from charity is pretty fucking low, you don't need that sort of asshat working for you

What does your company do? Got any vacancies for devastatingly handsome IT geniuses with a penchant for fisting and fisting-related humour? I'm open to offers but I don't come cheap*

*ok, ok, I'm cheap.

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Posted by The CandyMan on 03-11-2009 04:41 PM:

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Originally posted by Neversoft
I know you'll probably feel different about it but I can "forgive" nicking from an employer although I wouldn't do it, it can be perceived as victimless...

The word perceived is the only reason I'm not reaming your ass out Neversoft. Anyone who owns their own business will tell you it's for sure not an victimless crime. Hell most people don't realize that the price you pay for everyday goods and services includes the cost of theft both public and employee. Working in Loss Prevention for 3 years for a retailer while in college and owning my own business has shown me that. We nicked numerous employees over the years for employee theft whether they tried to walk out with items, changed price tags out, printed up false bottle deposit receipts or sales receipts, etc. they almost all eventually got caught though god knows how much they nicked the company for. I myself, from working that job for 3 years, could have walked out with 100s if not 1000s of dollars and gotten away with it though I never did it.

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Posted by Neversoft on 03-11-2009 06:46 PM:

I agree with ya Candyman, and companies obviously suffer because of theft, the small-medium ones even more. I'm not justifying it but it is a fact that most large companies haemorrhage assets due to employee theft and their colleagues are often fully aware but turn a blind eye and almost see it as a "perk" of the job... I work for one of the worlds largest IT companies, desktops and laptops vanish with alarming regularity.

"Forgive" was the wrong word for me to use but my point is, when you don't directly see the knock-on effects of stealing from your employer it's much easier to steal from them and remain guilt-free.

It's the same with shop-lifting, people are far more likely to steal from a chain store than a corner shop.

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Posted by CARR73 on 03-12-2009 12:46 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by Linnets
I've been letting it lie for a while to try to lull whoever it was into a sense of security. Then I'll set a trap.

It seems they are desperate enough cos someone (and you would imagine its the same person) stole £15 out of a fuckin charity box on someones desk recently too.

SCUM.

Good luck in catching the fucker. Got to be a right arsehole to nick from a charity box.

I reckon Neversoft is right, maybe go for some sort of hidden camera setup. Marking the notes/setting some sort of trap is all well and good, but pictures of the cunt in action will seal it.

I hope you catch him/her. Keep us posted.

Posted by gezzer on 03-12-2009 01:17 AM:

Big ol' bed spring and an open can of sadolin in the cash draw won't wash off for a week and won't cause allergy's .Seen it done, very effective only costs a fiver.

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Posted by Arthur Daily on 03-13-2009 04:22 AM:

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Originally posted by gezzer
Big ol' bed spring and an open can of sadolin in the cash draw won't wash off for a week and won't cause allergy's .Seen it done, very effective only costs a fiver.

aye, some sort of booby trap on a tin marked CASH.

crude but effective... i like it.

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Posted by David Cameron on 03-13-2009 02:45 PM:

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Originally posted by Arthur Daily
aye, some sort of booby trap on a tin marked CASH.

crude but effective... i like it.

Then you run the risk of catching someone who is just being nosey and if you do catch the guilty party they can claim to have just been taking a look.

I'd go for the camera sting or marked notes sprayed with that luminescent shit. The morning after cash goes missing, call a meeting, hit the lights and walk around with a UV light. Your culprit will be literally caught red handed (depending on the colour of luminescence, in fact, i'd intentionally buy the colour red just for the comedy and satisfaction value of being able to say "GOTYA RED HANDED BITCH!)
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