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Posted by HoldDaSalad on 03-05-2009 10:00 AM:

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Originally posted by Bit_Confused
Good point....I am an ass. I am so brainwashed by the US version I blanked.

And I clearly assumed your American ass was also.

/leaves in shame

I wonder if the American version is good, is it?

I have the first season on my instant queue on Netflix but haven't bothered with any of it. I did however rewatch both series of The Office from the BBC.

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Posted by madd on 03-06-2009 09:02 PM:

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Originally posted by yoshy
lol

lol x2

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Posted by Dutch on 03-06-2009 10:33 PM:

Isn't it ironic: Jade Goody's head looks like an egg. And it'll be in a box for Easter.

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Posted by stickywicket on 03-08-2009 07:16 PM:

I've heard Jade Goody has decided to raise a fortune for Children in Need and hold a sponsored last breath...

CiN expect their highest turnover yet.

Posted by madd on 03-15-2009 10:18 PM:

not long now

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Posted by Dutch on 03-15-2009 11:36 PM:

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Originally posted by madd
not long now

The fucking sooner the better....I can't believe some of the shit that's coming out about her. You'd swear she was a fucking saint. A dog ugly ignorant piece of shit...I feel sorry for the cancer I really do.

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Posted by madd on 03-16-2009 12:10 AM:

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Originally posted by Dutch
The fucking sooner the better....I can't believe some of the shit that's coming out about her. You'd swear she was a fucking saint. A dog ugly ignorant piece of shit...I feel sorry for the cancer I really do.

its been reported that the cancer is eating her brain!
poor thing must be starving eating that shit

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Posted by Dutch on 03-16-2009 12:58 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by madd
its been reported that the cancer is eating her brain!
poor thing must be starving eating that shit

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Posted by stickywicket on 03-16-2009 07:13 PM:

Last night, police arrested an intruder in Jade's bedroom who came armed with a hammer.

Turns out Batman had decided to save the city from Egghead.

Posted by madd on 03-22-2009 10:33 AM:

HAPPY MOTHERSDAY JADE

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Posted by David Cameron on 03-26-2009 07:19 AM:

What can a moped do that Jade Goody can't?

Reach 30...

Posted by madd on 03-26-2009 07:49 PM:

heavenly big brother:
DAY 1 - jade has already been nominated for eviction by all other housemates

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Posted by Bit_Confused on 03-26-2009 07:58 PM:

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Posted by antihero on 03-28-2009 01:40 AM:

What's shiny and cold?
Jade Goody's head!

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Posted by madd on 03-28-2009 06:30 PM:

LOL

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Posted by Mother on 04-20-2009 10:27 AM:

What's the difference between the Big Brother house and my bacon sandwich?

The pig that went into my bacon sandwich died with some dignity.

Posted by Neversoft on 04-21-2009 06:40 PM:

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Originally posted by Mother
What's the difference between the Big Brother house and my bacon sandwich?

The pig that went into my bacon sandwich died with some dignity.

NOICE! I'm stealing that one

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Posted by madd on 04-21-2009 09:42 PM:

NOICE! ????

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Posted by Neversoft on 04-22-2009 01:01 AM:

I meant to call him a NONCE, sorry.

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