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Originally posted by Bit_Confused
It is very hard to notice with the naked eye and makes for quick fun.

If you have any access to his PC.......you can change the auto - correct options in Word. You can change all common words to be something else.....ie "and " swithced for "anal".

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Life is like my trailer. So cold.

very nice find......fuck trying to prank you.

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"Laxatives" liquid form in his drink!!!!
Scratch card is fun BUT the lax will be a lot better

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I was never caught!

Why not show him up by working harder and being better at your job than he is instead of being a vindictive little prick? You're not upset because he's a "brown nose" you're upset because he pwnd you and got you in the shit despite you probably deserving it, we read your posts, we know you have the capability to act like a total choad and you probably thought it was fun to slap the new boy around a bit...

... Not a flame, just an observation

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Statistically... 9 out of 10 people actually enjoy gang rape.

Fuckin Thread Derailer Neversoft.
Play along.


Shit in his top drawer. Sorted

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Wipe your finger deep in your own ass. Yeah like that. No a bit deeper.

Then blow air over your finger in his direction. Like your saying "Shhhhh"but blow don't suck.

It is a variation of the shitlip. I can explain if needed.

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How is "working harder and being better than him" derailing the thread? It would be better revenge than petty crap like pissing on his chair or setting his homepage to nambla.org

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Originally posted by Bit_Confused
Fuckin Thread Derailer Neversoft.
Play along.


Shit in his top drawer. Sorted

OR

Wipe your finger deep in your own ass. Yeah like that. No a bit deeper.

Then blow air over your finger in his direction. Like your saying "Shhhhh"but blow don't suck.

It is a variation of the shitlip. I can explain if needed.

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I was never caught!

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Originally posted by Neversoft
How is "working harder and being better than him" derailing the thread? It would be better revenge than petty crap like pissing on his chair or setting his homepage to nambla.org

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You could always just keep an eye out if he leaves a drink hanging around specially as summer is coming (supposed to be anyway)

Option b is have him accused of stealing from the office

Or
Option c is have him worked over a bit

Option d is find his car and pour paint thinner over the car the longer it's left there the worse it is, or salt or sugar in fuel tank will kill the engine within a min or so, or shove a rag up the tail pipe


Seriously cover your ass if u want to go down that road though

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Subscribe him to some nasty porn....of the magazine variety. Or free subs to regular mags. ie Sun Star
Mailing address being your work with his name.

does your company use SSL or can your hostname be spoofed?

You could spoof emails from home using his addy.

Do you have a community fridge..??
World of fun there.

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Yeah... I guess one option is to dump his email address on every spam list you can find (sign up for free compos etc etc) then sign him up for some free gifts such as tampons, lube, Tena for Men (samples of which I've inflicted on my colleagues in the past) - nothing says I love you like a million spam emails and a pile of unwanted shit getting delivered to your desk every day

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Statistically... 9 out of 10 people actually enjoy gang rape.

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^^Had a guy who brought his briefcase in everyday,I completely filled his case with tampons,and told security to check his bag as we left,everyone in line bust out laughing

While you're fucking with the keyboard you could switch his number pad around - instead of reading 7,8,9... etc reverse the order so it starts with 0. Takes ages to spot and especially useful if he types with the numberpad a lot. Otherwise switch the mouse and keyboard plugs on his PC if they're not USB, that's always nice as they'll see them plugged in but won't twig.

Depending on the layout of the keypad you could also switch the side delete key with the plus key.

The Annoy-a-tron is one of my personal favourites, easily hidden and always fun.

Give a mate his direct line.

Act like a complete cunt to him all day then just when everyone in the office starts to hate you, get your mate to phone him pretending to be from the local hospital.

Your friend should inform him that his entire family has been involved in a massive accident and only his DNA matching blood could have saved them BUT because he doesn't visit them as a good son, father, brother, uncle should...the surgeon couldn't reach him in time. They're now all dead. It was a slow, painful, lonely death. Agonizing really.


Now you can sow the seeds of your labour. Let him throw himself about the place in sheer torment and despair - then when the workday comes to a close, let everyone in on the joke.

Now, you'll be revered as a real fun bloke who everyone wants pints with and he'll be ashamed to the brink of suicide at the scene he pulled earlier. He may even take a few days off sick until everyone forgets about it.

Hope this helps.

damn....i just missed your posts that you edited out....but i can rationalize the incrimination youre worried about...so i deleted all the quotes of your posts that you dont want seen....anyway i like the m/n thing.... not realy malicious but it should fuck his mind for a few hours

good luck and pm me the results if you cant post em here

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looter n. : someone who takes spoils or plunder (as in war) [syn: plunderer, pillager, spoiler, despoiler, raider, freebooter]

made a bumper sticker for same friend that said honk if you like men,he drove a week with it on his car,lol

and even though (and also just because) its been used on tv....the stapler in the jello should get a laugh out of everyone

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zooted adj : 1. under influence of drugs: relaxed, excited, or euphoric from taking illegal drugs, especially marijuana ( slang ) 2. intoxicated: very intoxicated ( informal )
looter n. : someone who takes spoils or plunder (as in war) [syn: plunderer, pillager, spoiler, despoiler, raider, freebooter]