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Originally posted by Jingofin
Seriously, forget the scenario and forget the build up, she has been more noticed for her ugliness than her actual talent.

Wow, oh my god, can someone THAT FUCKING UGLY carry a tune? Evidently yes they can, now if your pleasure is female vocalists, download This bitches album and stop imagining for a second that you're suddenly a female vocalist Connoisseur and realise that you're only more emotionally enamoured with this ugly singer because Simon Cowel feigned amazement ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, exhale

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I believe living a life alone can cause you to appear or even cause mental illness.
maybe this is Susan Boyle story who knows?,

I looked up the lyrics to the song she sang take a read.

There was a time when men were kind
When their voices were soft
And their words inviting
There was a time when love was blind
And the world was a song
And the song was exciting
There was a time
Then it all went wrong

I dreamed a dream in time gone by
When hope was high
And life worth living
I dreamed that love would never die
I dreamed that God would be forgiving
Then I was young and unafraid
And dreams were made and used and wasted
There was no ransom to be paid
No song unsung, no wine untasted

But the tigers come at night
With their voices soft as thunder
As they tear your hope apart
And they turn your dream to shame

He slept a summer by my side
He filled my days with endless wonder
He took my childhood in his stride
But he was gone when autumn came

And still I dream he'll come to me
That we will live the years together
But there are dreams that cannot be
And there are storms we cannot weather

I had a dream my life would be
So different from this hell I'm living
So different now from what it seemed
Now life has killed the dream I dreamed.

she May be smarter than we think.

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The Brits can dish it out but they sure as hell can't take it.
something they just can't do, sort of like brushing their teeth.
The few crooked ones they have that is.
good by you pricks.

there are plenty of people that ugly that have amazing voices...who do you think does the ad jingles on tv and radio

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i wanna fuck paula abdul in her asshole

in her asshole
in her asshole
in her asshole

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Originally posted by Munson
i wanna fuck paula abdul in her asshole

in her asshole
in her asshole
in her asshole

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You are all gay.

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Got to say she's no Sarah Brightman.

Sure she sounds good enough when she's doing the washing up though. When she cocked her hip at Simon I threw up a bit.

To get to that age and still be a virgin, I bet she's got a sickening collection of toys under the bed!

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Originally posted by wosp
To get to that age and still be a virgin, I bet she's got a sickening collection of toys under the bed!

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Originally posted by Jingofin
Seriously, forget the scenario and forget the build up, she has been more noticed for her ugliness than her actual talent.

Wow, oh my god, can someone THAT FUCKING UGLY carry a tune? Evidently yes they can, now if your pleasure is female vocalists, download This bitches album and stop imagining for a second that you're suddenly a female vocalist Connoisseur and realise that you're only more emotionally enamoured with this ugly singer because Simon Cowel feigned amazement ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, exhale

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Originally posted by Neversoft
I always feel dirty when I agree with you on something but you're right... Yes she has a pretty amazing voice but it's not as "breathtaking" as her appearance or the fact that she's slightly retarded (not even a joke, she suffered minor brain damage during childbirth due to lack of oxygen) - had this Scottish bint actually been human, nobody would give much of a shit and she'd just be another contestant in the oddly compelling whore-fest that is Britain's Got Talent

Oh, and that Youtube post wasn't me... I post under Nevers0ft!

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Susan Boyle debut song uncovered

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland...ast/8004712.stm

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An early recording of Britain's Got Talent contestant Susan Boyle singing Cry Me a River for charity has emerged on the internet.

Her version of ballad Cry Me A River was included on the Music for a Millennium Celebration disc in 1999.

Just 1,000 copies of the CD were funded by Whitburn Community Council.

Ms Boyle, from Blackburn in West Lothian, has become a worldwide sensation after her voice stunned judges on the TV talent show.

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This whole story is just a rehash of the 2007 reaction to

Paul Potts

Couldn't resist adding words to this.

Anyone in the States that's been to Subway would get this. I don't know if Subway is worldwide.

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Originally posted by Munson
i wanna fuck paula abdul in her asshole

in her asshole
in her asshole
in her asshole

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^Amanda Holden? Dear god I'd smash her pasty so much




ok, ok, I could have resized those pics but I wanted as much detail as possible

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Can't believe no one has mentioned this yet, you cunts are slipping.

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British singing sensation Susan Boyle offered $1 million to star in porn flick

BY Dave Goldiner
DAILY NEWS STAFF WRITER




Homely British singing sensation Susan Boyle has been offered $1 million to make a porn flick.

The plain Jane superstar with the spellbinding voice would have to lose her virginity on camera to earn the seven-figure payday from Los Angeles-based Kick Ass Films.

"We want to get this movie shot and out while Susan has the world's attention," said Kick Ass boss Mark Kulkis. "Besides, after 47 years of virginity, I'm sure Susan is also anxious to get something cracking as soon as possible."

Boyle, who says she's never been kissed let alone bedded, has taken the entire world by storm since she appeared on the American Idol-style TV show "Britain's Got Talent."

A Web clip of her singing a tune from the Broadway hit "Les Miserables," has received 100 million hits worldwide, more than five times President Obama's historic victory speech.

If Boyle accepts the offer, the porn company will fly her out to Tinseltown on - you guessed it - Virgin Airlines.

Fans will also get a chance to choose the title for the raunchy film. It's unclear who might play the leading man.

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And also. Did anyone see that little shit Shaheen acting his way through one of the most obviously pre-empted double auditions ever.

This was scripted from start to finish.

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Originally posted by Jingofin
And also. Did anyone see that little shit Shaheen acting his way through one of the most obviously pre-empted double auditions ever.

This was scripted from start to finish.

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Obviously not, they don't just walk through the doors of the theatre and get to audition on stage, there would be about 3 stages of unseen auditions for each contestant, judged by various production company staff. Only the ones who provide some entertainment value would be selected for the TV audition and you can bet your bollocks Cowell and the rest of the judges would be handed notes on who does what, who is funny, who is good and what leading questions to ask to properly build up the performance.

Having said that.

THIS IS THE BEST AUDITION EVER