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Posted by David Cameron on 01-04-2007 06:24 PM:

Dear Neversoft

Do people who are into Scat have "Shit Pride" marches? If so, where and when.

Posted by Neversoft on 01-07-2007 05:46 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Sin
So can you find out what qinetiq or the ESA specifically does medical wise?

ta NS.

Qinetiq are a defense contractor in a James Bond kinda sense, probably pays well but I suspect you'll eventually get assassinated: http://www.qinetiq.com/home/technol...b_Landing1.html

As for the European Space Agency, erm, I expect they do all sorts of "space" stuff but I guess that would also entail some medical research. Have a look here: http://www.esa.int/SPECIALS/Careers_at_ESA/index.html

Sorry for not coming up with anything more definitive but both Qinetiq and the ESA seem deliberately vague about what they're looking for... I blame the Illuminati.

If you do apply for the ESA, can I propose a year-long study into the effects of Power-wanking in Zero-G on forum moderators?

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Posted by Neversoft on 01-07-2007 05:49 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by darlowad
dear neversoft

sum1 called me a nipplebean today

can you tell me what a nipplebean is ???

It isn't listed in the "Urban Dictionary" so I suspect whoever called you it simply made it up on the spot, thereby giving it his/her own definition. Therefore, a "Nipplebean" is obviously YOU!

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Posted by Neversoft on 01-07-2007 05:51 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Sin
4 words:

drum and bass reccomendations?

Well, I'm a bit "Old Skool" so I'd say anything by: Goldie, Roni Size, LTJ Bukem and Adam-F... Oh, and DJ Hype

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Posted by Neversoft on 01-07-2007 05:54 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by 65dos
a cold mexican?

edit - my question for you neversoft is this. rectal prolapse... what is.. how.. can i.. what.. what do.. what's in it for the people? what does it feel like?

It's when your ass falls out... Normally due to some pretty hardcore fisting. I wouldn't recommend it. As for "what's in it for the people" and "What does it feel like" I reckon the most obvious answers are the best:

1. The opportunity to have your anus ripped and to see the southern end of your digestive tract swinging between your knees.

2. Like your digestive tract is swinging between your knees.

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Posted by Neversoft on 01-07-2007 05:57 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by doctor zoidy
im looking for a laptop, needs to have a serial (comm) port and xp pro, anything other than that is kind of an extra, and the price needs to be <= $1,000.00 USD...

i've found two, but it seems to be harder and hard to find laptops with ports built in. any links would be helpful.

thank you.

Don't bother, just get a USB to 9-pin RS232 adaptor. They're piss to setup (just a tiny driver) and they work just fine... I set our Motorised (Celestron) Telescope up to be operated via Starry Night Pro on a Laptop... T'was easier than having a power wank

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Posted by Neversoft on 01-07-2007 06:01 PM:

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Originally posted by geoffbob30
wondered if you could help neversoft my mate has bought these http://www.gadgetshop.com/pws/Produ...e?ProductID=944 for his missus for xmas but they won`t be here in time he wants to print this page exactly how it is pics colours and all just wondered if you could tell me an easy way

Easy... Print via the File Menu and check the "Print Setup" option first... In there you will see options for printing background colours and images, select that. I'd also recommend telling it to resize it to fit on one page.

... Oh, and I hope you meant Christmas 2007, otherwise I'm a tad late. Between going on holiday and Christmas, this thread has been neglected by yours truly

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Posted by Neversoft on 01-07-2007 06:02 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Arthur Daily
PS. Dear Neversoft.

Where the fuck are ya?

Butlins in Skegness (no, really!)

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Posted by Neversoft on 01-07-2007 06:05 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by cupidstunt
Dear Neversoft

Do people who are into Scat have "Shit Pride" marches? If so, where and when.

They don't have their own marches... Like most sexual deviants, they just come out of the woodwork and mingle into "Gay Pride" marches.

Don't believe me? This isn't just some homophobic rant, look at pictures of the Mardi Gras and every other person is in a Fursuit or something equally wrong

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Posted by Avenue_1 v3.0b on 01-07-2007 09:20 PM:

Firefox Crapfox

Clicked on some link in the rules posted in every release (cant remember which one), now my firefox wont connect to anything using ssl.
Checked every cunting option to do with ssl and security and cant get it fixed..tried reinstalling etc. , obviously theres something i've overlooked...Would the mighty NeverSoft have an idea how to resolve this? I have checked everything the error message told me to, and tried sys restore

This is the error i get every time i fire up firecocks...

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Posted by Neversoft on 01-08-2007 03:52 PM:

Re: Firefox Crapfox

quote:
Originally posted by Avenue_1 v3.0b
Clicked on some link in the rules posted in every release (cant remember which one), now my firefox wont connect to anything using ssl.
Checked every cunting option to do with ssl and security and cant get it fixed..tried reinstalling etc. , obviously theres something i've overlooked...Would the mighty NeverSoft have an idea how to resolve this? I have checked everything the error message told me to, and tried sys restore

This is the error i get every time i fire up firecocks...

Here is a guide that will hopefully fix it for you: http://kb.mozillazine.org/SSL_is_disabled

Otherwise, here is my "Beat the cunt out of Firefox" guide:

1. Delete the entire contents of this folder:

C:\Documents and Settings\[User Name]\Application Data\Mozilla\Firefox\Profiles\

2. Next, type "about :config" in the address ar and monkey around in there.

3. Finally, open up a command prompt and type the following:

c:\
attrib -r *.* /s

and wait

If that doesn't fix it, create a new XP user account, uninstall FF, delete it's folder, remove it's registy hive and then reinstall - if it's still failing, something is majorly cunted

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Posted by Avenue_1 v3.0b on 01-08-2007 06:43 PM:

I'd wank you with my teeth if you were close, your link sorted it!
I deleted the cert8.db file deep in firefoxs' bowels and that fixed it.

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Posted by morco on 01-09-2007 12:49 AM:

heres my question for neversoft: Are you gay? or mentally insane? or just perverted beyond belief? hehe

Posted by bartleby on 01-09-2007 08:35 PM:

Dear neversoft ....

im thinking of upgrading my ram , do you think i need a new processor aswell ?

also ive never fitted anything inside my pc before , how easy / hard would it be to fit it myself ?

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Posted by stickywicket on 01-09-2007 08:37 PM:

A serious question for you Dr Neversoft,

If i were to offer photos of myself when i was a young boy 'playing at the beach' and 'enjoying my first swim' on ebay...perhaps to 'specialist' groups or individuals, would i be arrested or instead make a fucking bomb and end up with my own airline / beard like Branson???

Posted by Neversoft on 01-10-2007 01:22 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by morco
heres my question for neversoft: Are you gay? or mentally insane? or just perverted beyond belief? hehe

The last two for sure... As for the first one, I'm in denial - fancy a fuck?

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Posted by Neversoft on 01-10-2007 01:26 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by bartleby
Dear neversoft ....

im thinking of upgrading my ram , do you think i need a new processor aswell ?

also ive never fitted anything inside my pc before , how easy / hard would it be to fit it myself ?

It depends on what you use the PC for. That processor is fine if you only use the PC for browsing but if you're encoding video or anything else "beefy" then you could probably do with something a bit sexier. Having said that, you motherboard probably wouldn't take anything beefier (I equate Celeron to "cheap" and most PC's with Celerons in them also have shitty motherboards).

You could do with more ram though, but rather than add more ram I would replace what you have already - avoid mixing and matching ram, especially as your older ram probably wont be as tollerant as the new stuff.

So... Download Belarc Advisor and pull out some system specifications and take it from there but yeah... You need to shove at least 512mb of ram in that thing although 1gb would be nice. If you want to replace the processor, you're probably looking at a motherboard replacement which may have a knock-on effect with regards to your power supply and a graphics card (in case your graphics are currently onboard) as well

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Posted by Neversoft on 01-10-2007 01:30 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by stickywicket
A serious question for you Dr Neversoft,

If i were to offer photos of myself when i was a young boy 'playing at the beach' and 'enjoying my first swim' on ebay...perhaps to 'specialist' groups or individuals, would i be arrested or instead make a fucking bomb and end up with my own airline / beard like Branson???

That's a fucking good question... I have pictures of myself in various states of undress as a kid. Can I be done for peddling kiddie porn if the pictures are of me?

I suspect it's still illegal... It's getting so that no self-respecting child pornographer can make an honest buck nowadays!

::EDIT:: Tis illegal in the USofA to post kiddieporn pictures of yourself!

http://www.wfmynews2.com/news/water...x?storyid=60478

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Posted by 404notfound on 01-13-2007 10:12 AM:

Dear Neversoft,

I haven't been around the site/irc chan much of late. Have you missed me.

As a side question. Is Dwaggy still a cunt?

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Posted by cobalt on 01-14-2007 10:03 PM:

Dear Neversoft,

I have just started re watching Band of Brothers for the Nth time.

Episode 4 shows a lot of action in flashback form as Winters (played by Damien Lewis) writes up the combat report after the battle.

I imagine these reports would have been created for all action throughout the war, my question is are these documents classified in anyway, and if not where could I find them?

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