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Posted by Neversoft on 01-22-2007 04:03 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by 65dos
Dear neversoft

Are you happy with your life?

What makes you smile when you wake up in the morning?

If you could change one thing, what would it be?

Regards,
me xxxxxxx

What makes me smile? My reflection... I'm a handsome fucker

If I could change one thing, it would be to change the "normal" working hours that we all submit to but never actually agreed. Which twat decided you only get the weekends off? So I'd change the normal working week to Mon-weds but increase the number of hours to 12. The same amount of work gets done but we get to party for four days instead - HUZZAH \o/

Thanks for asking something about me, instead of just asking the normal crap. Thanks for the kisses too, should you ever find me face-down in a gutter you have my permission to rim me.

xx

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Posted by spiketoo on 01-22-2007 08:17 PM:

Dear Mr Soft:

Other than rimjobs, money laundering and wholesale pharmaceuticals, how does one make friends?

Posted by Paul Skinback on 01-25-2007 12:02 AM:

Dear Neversoft,
How can i change a usb hd from being reconised as a hd to a removable device. I know it seems a strange question but i'm having trouble with MySlax Creater.

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quote:
Originally posted by Neversoft
try thinking of ATI as Christina Aguilera and Nvidia as Christina Aguilera in the "Dirty" video

Posted by Neversoft on 01-25-2007 04:34 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by spiketoo
Dear Mr Soft:

Other than rimjobs, money laundering and wholesale pharmaceuticals, how does one make friends?

Purchase a bottle of cheap wine (anything with a screw cap is a good start) and chat to the people you find sleeping on park benches in any large town or city... In no time you'll have plenty of friends, just don't forget the wine.

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Posted by Neversoft on 01-25-2007 04:36 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by Paul Skinback
Dear Neversoft,
How can i change a usb hd from being reconised as a hd to a removable device. I know it seems a strange question but i'm having trouble with MySlax Creater.

It's a long shot but try opening Device Manager and updating the driver for the USB Hard Disk to a generic driver... Chances are that it wont work but beyond that, I reckon you're fucked

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Posted by The CandyMan on 01-25-2007 02:47 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Neversoft
What makes me smile? My reflection... I'm a handsome fucker

LIES!

If I could change one thing, it would be to change the "normal" working hours that we all submit to but never actually agreed.

You can. It's called working for self (self-employment). Trust me, when you're the boss, you set the hours.

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Posted by David Cameron on 01-25-2007 08:36 PM:

Do you know a way to copy email data from Outlook without having to actually log on to windows. ??

Thought maybe using a boot disk and copying the folder with xcopy. Problem could be the size of the file and getting it on to a cd, would a cd writer work in dos? Would a USB flash drive be detected in dos?

Posted by Neversoft on 01-26-2007 03:41 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by cupidstunt
Do you know a way to copy email data from Outlook without having to actually log on to windows. ??

Thought maybe using a boot disk and copying the folder with xcopy. Problem could be the size of the file and getting it on to a cd, would a cd writer work in dos? Would a USB flash drive be detected in dos?

Unless the data file is enormous, just grab something like a 2gb USB drive, install a bootable DOS on the USB key, download a "pack" from bootdisk.com or use "Hirens boot CD" (I think you can even set that to boot from USB rather than CD only) set the BIOS to boot from USB and BOSCH!

So yeah, don't fuck about burning CDs from DOS, just use a usb key - like you suggested. All I think you're lacking is the knowledge that most CMOS have a setting for boot from USB nowadays and how to make the usb key bootable... If you need detailed instructions let me know but its a fucking doddle, I just don't have a usb drive with me and frankly, I can't be fucking arsed

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Posted by Jules_Tavernier on 01-26-2007 11:43 PM:

Dear neversoft.....

My 32" LCD TV only has 1 DVI input, but I need to connect 2 DVI devices to it. I have looked around for a splitter/switch box but they all seem to be £50+

Whats the cheapest one you can find me, I will be upgrading my TV at the end of the year and dont want to spend to much of my little money on something that will become usless to me in the near future as i wont be needing it.

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Posted by Neversoft on 01-26-2007 11:56 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Jules_Tavernier
Dear neversoft.....

My 32" LCD TV only has 1 DVI input, but I need to connect 2 DVI devices to it. I have looked around for a splitter/switch box but they all seem to be £50+

Whats the cheapest one you can find me, I will be upgrading my TV at the end of the year and dont want to spend to much of my little money on something that will become usless to me in the near future as i wont be needing it.

Are you sure you mean DVI and not HDMI?

::EDIT:: Fuck, who cares... I rock - http://www.cableuniverse.co.uk/cata...CFQU6EAod3EsoNg

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Posted by Jules_Tavernier on 01-27-2007 12:22 AM:

nice one!

yea i ment DVI, My tv has 1 DVI input, no HDMI (runs off in shame)

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Posted by antihero on 01-28-2007 01:41 PM:

Dear Neversoft,

I have found some tunes I really want, but am unable to locate a source to purchase them. The tunes can be found here and use a flash player to listen.

Seeing as the people concerned dont seem that bothered with promoting their artists, I feel I have no option but to rip the tunes from the webpage. The only problem is i'm a clueless bastard and have no idea how to do this.

Could you point me in the direction of any software or scripts (f/fox), i could use? I dont use IE7 either as it is kack.

thanks.

antihero. x

Posted by Paul Skinback on 01-28-2007 08:46 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Neversoft
If you need detailed instructions let me know but its a fucking doddle, I just don't have a usb drive with me and frankly, I can't be fucking arsed

Dear Neversoft,
Can i take you up on that offer, can you teach me how to make an Ophcrack flavoured usb boot thing ?!

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quote:
Originally posted by Neversoft
try thinking of ATI as Christina Aguilera and Nvidia as Christina Aguilera in the "Dirty" video

Posted by Neversoft on 01-29-2007 03:43 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by antihero
Dear Neversoft,

I have found some tunes I really want, but am unable to locate a source to purchase them. The tunes can be found here and use a flash player to listen.

Seeing as the people concerned dont seem that bothered with promoting their artists, I feel I have no option but to rip the tunes from the webpage. The only problem is i'm a clueless bastard and have no idea how to do this.

Could you point me in the direction of any software or scripts (f/fox), i could use? I dont use IE7 either as it is kack.

thanks.

antihero. x

BLEUCH!

Some (most) of those apps are shareware or commercial but I doubt that presents any major obsticles

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Posted by Neversoft on 01-29-2007 03:57 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by Paul Skinback
Dear Neversoft,
Can i take you up on that offer, can you teach me how to make an Ophcrack flavoured usb boot thing ?!

Well, I'm not going to write my own "article" (cos that would involve me building the USB jobby as well and frankly, I don't need one and can't be arsed doing one for you) however, I do have nice instructions.

They come in two parts:

1. How to format a USB drive and get it to boot into Linux using the contents of a "Live CD" - http://www.overclock.net/faqs/99317...-usb-drive.html

2. A Linux "live CD" image with ophcrack for you to spurge onto your USB key - http://lifehacker.com/software/pass...e-cd-226996.php or http://blog.tech-security.com/?p=15

In fairness, the tutorials are fairly straightforward and if you can't follow them you should probably leave the whole subject alone before you're arrested or something

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Posted by dvd r on 01-29-2007 02:20 PM:

neversoft....

which scene in a 2006 non porn movie is best for power wanking ??????

p.s.
can you give me any tips so i can become a power wanking pro !!!!!

Posted by Neversoft on 01-31-2007 02:07 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by dvd r
neversoft....

which scene in a 2006 non porn movie is best for power wanking ??????

p.s.
can you give me any tips so i can become a power wanking pro !!!!!

Personally I'd recommend "Dead or Alive" simply because Holly Valance is sooooo fucking tasty I could rape her twice!

Pro Power-wanking tips:

1. Altering position helps. Try picking your knees up, try and aim for a postition in which a woman typically gives birth - it allows your balls to jangle

Alternatively, try wanking whilst on your hands and knees.

2. Latex gloves, especially the thicker non-surgical ones give a nice sensation. Plus, once you've spaffed all over your hand you can just turn the glove inside out (for a fun joke, pierce a finger and use the glove to squirt jets of cold, clotted man-fat into your friends eyes).

3. If power-wanking in the office toilet, colleagues entering the communal area can put you off your stroke. To counteract this, try and letch over the hottest woman in the office and memorize as much as you can. When you hear a colleague enter the toilets, try to imagine its the same woman whos arriving just in time for you to blast jism all over her nice blouse. CAUTION: If you tend to "kick" or flail your legs when you spaff, ensure your feet don't protrude beyond the confines of your cubicle or a passing colleague may think you're having a seizure and kick the door in to find you covered in wood chippings and spunk.

4. Shove a finger up your arse and massage your prostate into submission. If you can climax "front and back" simultaneously, you may never wank the "old" way again! NOTE: Things going up your arse can feel pretty darned good and it does NOT make you gay. Kissing guys and playing with their penises makes you gay.

5. Try and power-wank in a well ventillated area... Anybody stepping into a room where you've been fwapping will immediately notice the "fusty" smell unless you let some fresh air in.

6. If you're watching porn off DVD, don't stop the playback once you've jizzed, just press Standby so that you can resume from where you left off later. Alternatively, if you watch porn in XVid format, use VLC as the player as its more reliable at skipping to the "fun" parts than most players.

7. An elastic band or better still, a RUBBER cock-ring makes for a wonderfully agressive hard-on that practically fights back as you try and wank it into submission.

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Posted by dvd r on 02-15-2007 04:18 PM:

your beyond awesome as always neversoft...

Posted by Avenue_1 v3.0b on 02-15-2007 04:35 PM:

I read about wireless usb (not wifi, actual usb cables that are wireless) a few years ago, i can't find any new info if they have actually been made and if they are retailing... Do you have any info on these?

FANX MAN

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Posted by darlowad v2.0b on 02-15-2007 06:03 PM:

Dear neversoft id be interested in reading a power wanking tutorial for woman

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