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Posted by Neversoft on 03-12-2007 01:16 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Takkouri
Dear Mr. Neversoft

What is your favourite movie of all time?

If you are a little bit unsure and can't really decide the top 5 will do.

Also what is the longest period you have not inhaled THC?, I don't mean from birth to first inhalation, I mean from first inhalation to present.

Also who do you think is the biggest arsehole on VCDQ?

(Apologies if these are dupes it is a rather long thread)

What web site has the longest thread ever?

What is the mating season for swans?

Do animals only shag in mating season?

Are humans and monkeys the only mammals that masterbate?

Do monkeys masterbate? (I'm sure I saw one pulling his plonker in a zoo once)

1. Alien, Aliens or the 80s remake of The Thing.
2. About three weeks.
3. It has to be Cupidstunt, although I still "like" him - I think he likes being an arsehole and I like him being an arsehole

4. A (now deleted) thread on IRCHub.com had over 72817 posts in one thread... I can't find any references to bigger threads than that.
5. The mute swan, which is the white swan most commonly seen in the British Isles, will normally mate at anytime from spring through to summer, with the cygnets being born anytime from May through to July. They begin mating at roughy 4 years old and normally mate with other members of the same flock.
6. No, many animals don't have a mating season - find a dog and wank it off if you need proof!
7. No, dogs will let you wank them off and Dolphins have been known to get hardons for divers... I suspect many other animals "get off" outside mating season.
8. Yes, monkeys spend a lot of their recreational time biffing... That and throwing their shit at people

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Posted by cobalt on 03-12-2007 11:00 PM:

Neversoft,

Assuming the makers dont take orders from Joe Bloggs and I don't want to pay shipping costs from Australia anyway, where is the best place for me to get my hands on one of these: 1:1 scale model?

I think it would go rather well in my office. I saw one in a GAME store window, but they wont sell it. After use it goes back to the head quarters and sold for charity. What the hell a poor person is gonna want with it I have no idea....

Posted by Neversoft on 03-13-2007 01:05 PM:

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Originally posted by cobalt
Neversoft,

Assuming the makers dont take orders from Joe Bloggs and I don't want to pay shipping costs from Australia anyway, where is the best place for me to get my hands on one of these: 1:1 scale model?

I think it would go rather well in my office. I saw one in a GAME store window, but they wont sell it. After use it goes back to the head quarters and sold for charity. What the hell a poor person is gonna want with it I have no idea....

There's a few things you could try but my best suggestions would be:

1. Contact Game to see where/how the charity auctions are done. email them at [email protected]
2. Contact the UK office of Eidos
3. Check eBay.

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Posted by VBitter on 03-13-2007 01:45 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Neversoft
There's a few things you could try but my best suggestions would be:

1. Contact Game to see where/how the charity auctions are done. email them at [email protected]
2. Contact the UK office of Eidos
3. Check eBay.

4. pay me and ill send you one

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Posted by cobalt on 03-13-2007 11:56 PM:

Thanks for the info NS, I will throw them an email and see what comes up.

quote:
Originally posted by VBitter
4. pay me and ill send you one

Got one of thoese going spare have you!?

Posted by Arthur Daily on 03-26-2007 03:31 PM:

Dear Neversoft,
I have a BMW 523i and i cant find Fuse number 75
Its not with the others in the glove box
Or in the boot.

Any ideas?

EDIT: i found it HERE

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Posted by danimal39 on 03-26-2007 10:11 PM:

neversoft ,my question is when will the new hybrid hard drives be available for desktops,i hear vistas performance is unreal with them ,i know they're available for laptops,what do you think?

Posted by antihero on 03-27-2007 12:33 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by Arthur Daily
Dear Anybody,
I have a BMW 523i and i cant find Fuse number 75
Its not with the others in the glove box
Or in the boot.

Any ideas?

EDIT: i found it HERE

its behind the glovebox...

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Posted by Avenue_1 v3.0b on 04-01-2007 09:22 PM:

Hi NS, have been offered a brand spanking new Philips x59 for veryyyyyy cheap, only downside is that it comes with no battery (dont ask). Would you be able to come up with a link to purchase such a battery. Have tried everywhere but i cant seem to see one for the x59.

Cheers lad.

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Posted by Neversoft on 04-02-2007 12:57 PM:

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Originally posted by Avenue_1 v3.0b
Hi NS, have been offered a brand spanking new Philips x59 for veryyyyyy cheap, only downside is that it comes with no battery (dont ask). Would you be able to come up with a link to purchase such a battery. Have tried everywhere but i cant seem to see one for the x59.

Cheers lad.

Yup, it uses a Philips Li-ION 3800 battery... The Notebook is only sold via Dixons group and therefore parts are a twat to get. You *should* be able to obtain it through their official support site of TheTechGuys.com but ultimately you'll be forwarded to www.partmaster.co.uk - so try them. I couldn't see that specific model's battery but they have replacements for the X52, X60 and X61 so I reckon its the best place to start.

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Posted by Jules_Tavernier on 04-04-2007 02:22 PM:

Dear Neversoft....

What is this song

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Posted by Neversoft on 04-04-2007 02:56 PM:

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Originally posted by Jules_Tavernier
Dear Neversoft....

What is this song

Surely you're fuckin with me bitch? The object of this thread is to ask me stuff that you want/need answering so I hope that's ALL you have on that tune... No extra bits, no names, no "context" of where it came from or anything? If you're just trying to make things hard for me, fuck off

Oh, no... I don't know what the song is

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Posted by Jules_Tavernier on 04-04-2007 03:00 PM:

I did have the entire song but I sampled the start (which is the bit I attached here) and now I cant find the mp3 on my computer, only the bit I sampled.

All I remember is that the first lyrics go hey hey, i think the song is from the 80's. apart from that I dont have a clue.

I was hopeing you had heard the song and would know it, oh well hope some other scally has heard it and knows.

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Posted by Neversoft on 04-04-2007 03:26 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Jules_Tavernier
I did have the entire song but I sampled the start (which is the bit I attached here) and now I cant find the mp3 on my computer, only the bit I sampled.

All I remember is that the first lyrics go hey hey, i think the song is from the 80's. apart from that I dont have a clue.

I was hopeing you had heard the song and would know it, oh well hope some other scally has heard it and knows.

My best advice is to grab a "portion" of the lyric, shove it in quotes and Google the twat - chances are one of those Lyrics sites will have it and BOSCH!

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Posted by Frank1213 on 04-05-2007 04:10 PM:

Name of that song

The name of that song is Senses Working Overtime by the band XTC. Here is a video on you tube of the lads back in the 80's doing a little promo video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xeLTjuNX0c.

These are also the guys who did Dear God and the Ballad of Peter Pumpkin head. Really clever little pop band actually.

Damnit you have to take the period off of the end of that link.

Here

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xeLTjuNX0c

Posted by Neversoft on 04-09-2007 06:34 PM:

^Thanks Guv

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Posted by The CandyMan on 04-09-2007 11:43 PM:

After someone anal raped my Masters thread (by closing it, thanks!) I have to ask:

Have you ever played a round of (real) Golf?

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Posted by cobalt on 04-10-2007 12:42 AM:

Once you have answered the CandyMan any chance you could find me a truly free but legal copy of UltraMon, maybe an old version or something? I need it for work, and I don't think a cracked copy is gonna cut it

Failing that, any suggestion of another multi monitor app, only three real requirements...

1. Free,
2. Creates a second task bar on the second window, which is dockable to any side of the monitor (This seemed good, but it does not allow you to move it from the bottom of the screen).
3. It adds a little button next to 'close', 'minimise' and 'restore' that moves the current app to the other screen.

Good luck, and god speed!

Posted by Neversoft on 04-10-2007 01:46 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by The CandyMan
Have you ever played a round of (real) Golf?

No, but I don't have to try it to dislike it... Have you ever been violently sodomized by a bear? No, but my guess is you've already decided against it. Golf is exactly the same as being violently sodomized by a bear.

I've played Pitch and Putt and Krazy Golf. Hell, I even play Golf on the Wii. In fact, I think Golf in concept isn't too bad a pass-time, my issues lie elsewhere... With Golfers. Fuck them, they're worse than Jehovah's Witnesses, trying to inflict their cranially-challenged dogma on normal people, people who have better things to do than dress like a clown and chat inane dogshit to people they only pretend to like. Golfers a fakes, elitist and probably sexually abuse livestock for money*

So, as I've said before, Golf as a concept is fine with me but it's let down by the fuckholes who extol it's virtues like it was a dying cult.

*Except you, you're the ONLY Golfer that isn't a cuntwit.

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Posted by Neversoft on 04-10-2007 02:05 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by cobalt
Once you have answered the CandyMan any chance you could find me a truly free but legal copy of UltraMon, maybe an old version or something? I need it for work, and I don't think a cracked copy is gonna cut it

Failing that, any suggestion of another multi monitor app, only three real requirements...

1. Free,
2. Creates a second task bar on the second window, which is dockable to any side of the monitor (This seemed good, but it does not allow you to move it from the bottom of the screen).
3. It adds a little button next to 'close', 'minimise' and 'restore' that moves the current app to the other screen.

Good luck, and god speed!

I've done some digging around and can't find anything that beats the functionality of Ultramon or Multimon tbh. Having said that, Ultramon is damned cheap for something you find so useful, talk to your boss

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