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Posted by The CandyMan on 09-16-2008 06:12 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by parasiticgannon
Parasiticgannon: He's just a fat bitch

Fixed!

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Posted by Neversoft on 09-16-2008 07:14 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by parasiticgannon
Neversoft: It just depends on the day

Fuckin noob the jokes on you... I'm androgynous!

Posted by HoldDaSalad on 09-16-2008 07:23 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by The CandyMan
Fixed!

Is that the best you can come up with? Seriously? Be fuckin original for once. You love to take others jokes and run with em. Well your jokes are about as original as your music taste, LOL.

Posted by MrEMann on 09-16-2008 08:23 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by LOLobo
fuck fuck fuck is right.

I just told my 8 yr old that he was a mistake. Don't do that.

12 yr anniversary today, b-days: aug 3rd - wife, aug 7th - mom, aug 13th - son

I'm fucked.

Ass. You should know better.

Congrats OSH. You'll love it, after the brat is old enough to take care of their self.

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Posted by LOLobo on 09-16-2008 09:42 PM:

He just turned 9, told his ass to get over it :P

Posted by Avenue_1 on 09-16-2008 10:20 PM:

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Originally posted by LOLobo
He just turned 9, told his ass to get over it :P

That's what Gary Glitter said to the boys

Posted by ZootedLooter on 09-16-2008 11:53 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by parasiticgannon
ZootedLooter: He fucked a female once and she got pregnant and now she has his bastard child.

unfuckin beleivable...how did i get dragged into this?!?!?!?!

before you start runnin off with your caramel and chocolate covered mouth...get your facts straight.....

....i fucked her 2x and and have 2 bastard kids\

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looter n. : someone who takes spoils or plunder (as in war) [syn: plunderer, pillager, spoiler, despoiler, raider, freebooter]

Posted by Neversoft on 09-17-2008 12:42 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by ZootedLooter
runnin off with your caramel and chocolate covered mouth

I find that image strangely erotic... I'll be having an extra wank tonight.

Posted by OSH on 09-17-2008 03:29 AM:

This thread went from being about me having a kid to a battle of the bitches. I love it.

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I'm gay. <3 <3 <3

Posted by LOLobo on 09-17-2008 04:29 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by ZootedLooter

....i fucked her 2x and and have 2 bastard kids\

lol, chocolate face

I thought she had a 3rd bun in the oven?

Posted by David Cameron on 09-17-2008 07:11 AM:

The third ones mine.

How many buns have you put in ovens Para?

Posted by LOLobo on 09-17-2008 07:59 AM:

For the sake of the universe, I hope he's sterile.

Posted by HoldDaSalad on 09-17-2008 08:03 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by cupidstunt
The third ones mine.

How many buns have you put in ovens Para?

Um, I can't disclose that information here.

Posted by precocious on 09-17-2008 10:54 AM:

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Originally posted by Objectivist Seal Hunter
This thread went from being about me having a kid to a battle of the bitches. I love it.

I'm sorry if I misunderstood about your erm ungayness. It was your sig that led me to believe otherwise.

Congratulations. A word to the wise on having a child. I advise not to be present at the birth. For many men it changes the way they see the woman afterwards. Instead of sexual partner they see her as mother and that part of the anatomy where previously a penis went in, is now a part where a baby came out.

Also, she may not want to have sex as often for a time post partum, so stock up on the porn.

Posted by Avenue_1 on 09-17-2008 05:19 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by precocious

Congratulations. A word to the wise on having a child. I advise not to be present at the birth. For many men it changes the way they see the woman afterwards. Instead of sexual partner they see her as mother and that part of the anatomy where previously a penis went in, is now a part where a baby came out.

That is why God invented the caesarian

You seem to be speaking from experience, did your fella see your twat all mangled and go off sex then you lost your sex drive?

Posted by precocious on 09-17-2008 08:36 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Gimp Mask
That is why God invented the caesarian

You seem to be speaking from experience, did your fella see your twat all mangled and go off sex then you lost your sex drive?

I was speaking generally, neveryou mind about my 'twat' lol.

Posted by Avenue_1 on 09-17-2008 08:44 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by precocious
I was speaking generally, neveryou mind about my 'twat' lol.

Stop flirting with me, i'm old enough to be your uncle...

Posted by ZootedLooter on 09-17-2008 11:20 PM:

a chick with enough balls for this place...welcome precocious...ignore all the tit pic comments you will be getting

and lobo...the girl gave me a scare on my birthday but by the time i got home she had taken another test that read negative

Posted by David Cameron on 09-18-2008 05:17 PM:

You feeling broody precocious? Want to borrow some fertilizer?

Oh

And

Show us your tits.

Posted by Avenue_1 on 09-18-2008 05:20 PM:

Tits are boring, we want a pic of precocious bent over with legs spread wide so we can see her in all her glory

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