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Posted by Neversoft on 06-12-2007 02:44 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Iammyself
Why can't some people tell when people are purposefully being extreme and/or overly assertive in their beliefs, even when they seemingly make it ridiculously clear its somewhat joking?
Because you've sounded like a nutter in the past and meant it... but yes, I can tell when you're being ridiculous but you need to take into consideration that many of our forum members have a similar IQ to your own - don't anticipate too much deductive reasoning.

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Posted by Iammyself on 06-12-2007 05:05 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Neversoft
Because you've sounded like a nutter in the past and meant it... but yes, I can tell when you're being ridiculous but you need to take into consideration that many of our forum members have a similar IQ to your own - don't anticipate too much deductive reasoning.


I find it hard to believe that many members have an IQ in the 120's, but what the fuck do I know?


Posted by Neversoft on 06-12-2007 05:22 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Iammyself
I find it hard to believe that many members have an IQ in the 120's, but what the fuck do I know?
I'll treat that as a question (considering the thread that its posted in)...

... IQ's measure fuck all except your ability to mentally spin shapes and spot patterns, hardly life-enabling skills but if this is how you measure "smarts" - I'm smarter than you As for the forum; we have some intelligent members on here, they just hide it very well

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Posted by darlowad v2.0b on 06-12-2007 09:11 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Neversoft
they just hide it very well


i can also hide my dick between my legs and pose as a female if the pic is taken from the right angle!!

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Posted by doctor zoidy on 06-14-2007 01:10 AM:

Though it violates rule one of hiding, or rather, of not being seen, i must now stand up and ask neversoft a question. A SERIOUS question, no backhanded sexual metaphors included.

The Question was already asked in the appropriate forum, though I felt by pointing it out to you it may be answered with even more quickness than you usually muster.

To sum up the question, I'm looking for disk imaging software to do exactly what I need. Most software will do near what I need, but unfortunately near enough is not good enough in this case.

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quote:
Originally posted by Dwaggy
Thats alot of words for someone that sells DVDs out of the back of a truck

quote:
Originally posted by Avenue_1 v3.0b
Read zoidys comment for clarification.


Posted by Neversoft on 06-14-2007 03:03 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by doctor zoidy
Though it violates rule one of hiding, or rather, of not being seen, i must now stand up and ask neversoft a question. A SERIOUS question, no backhanded sexual metaphors included.

The Question was already asked in the appropriate forum, though I felt by pointing it out to you it may be answered with even more quickness than you usually muster.

To sum up the question, I'm looking for disk imaging software to do exactly what I need. Most software will do near what I need, but unfortunately near enough is not good enough in this case.

Sorted

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Posted by cobalt on 06-16-2007 08:19 PM:

Coming from a background of PHP and SQL, should I bother to learn VB or .Net?

I'm oddly drawn the point and click wysiwyg of it all, but will it be worth my time?

Also on a completely different tangent, can you please suggest exercises to increase core stomach muscle strength. I'm quite a tall guy, and when I'm older I'm sure to suffer from a bad back. I need to increase strength in my whole torso area, but stomach exercises are problematic.

All the normal crunches and variants don’t do much for me. My stomach muscles never get any kind of a work out due to my back giving out after a few reps. Any stomach exercises around that do not put stress on the back muscles?

Dammit, while I'm here... Of all gym machines, free weights, gadgets and gimmicks, which are more likely to help my increase muscle mass on my soon to be embarked on (working from home i.e. no gym membership) health kick?

Cheers!!!!!!!!!!


Posted by Neversoft on 06-17-2007 01:41 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by cobalt
Coming from a background of PHP and SQL, should I bother to learn VB or .Net?

I'm oddly drawn the point and click wysiwyg of it all, but will it be worth my time?

Also on a completely different tangent, can you please suggest exercises to increase core stomach muscle strength. I'm quite a tall guy, and when I'm older I'm sure to suffer from a bad back. I need to increase strength in my whole torso area, but stomach exercises are problematic.

All the normal crunches and variants don’t do much for me. My stomach muscles never get any kind of a work out due to my back giving out after a few reps. Any stomach exercises around that do not put stress on the back muscles?

Dammit, while I'm here... Of all gym machines, free weights, gadgets and gimmicks, which are more likely to help my increase muscle mass on my soon to be embarked on (working from home i.e. no gym membership) health kick?

Cheers!!!!!!!!!!

I haven't done any programming since the "Good ol' days" of 68000 and the Amiga so I'm not in that good of a position to advise you but I know my GF is currently learning .Net and seems to like it. She's certainly been impressed by its capabilities.

As for working out, why not go to a walk-in gym and see what works for you... Then replicate it at home. You'll save money on buying multi-gyms that don't work for you or stupid "As seen on TV" workout dogshit that promises a body as sexy as mine in 3 weeks.

N.B. Power-wanking on an hourly basis can considerably increase the muscle mass of your preferred arm, especially between the thumb and index finger.

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Posted by stickywicket on 06-26-2007 10:02 PM:

Dear Mr Soft,

My gf has a new laptop and she's not stopped whining about the mouse 'automatically clicking' on buttons, links etc when she hovers over them for a second or two.

Is there any way at all i can shut the daft cow up?

Preferably some way of disabling said feature - failing that a truly ingenious murder plan would do.

Cheers.



Sorry, forgot to mention it's a Philips X59 running Vista and erm...its silver?


Posted by Iammyself on 06-27-2007 04:04 AM:

umm... did you die in the floods?

and wtf happened to my "paranoid" avatar...

nothing important though


Posted by LOLobo on 06-27-2007 04:49 AM:

Neversoft's new avatar is greater than Taco Bell's empanadas.


Posted by Pickles on 06-27-2007 04:58 AM:

Dear Neversoft,

Is it ok to wank to these new avatars that I find so erotic? Also, can I have Dwaggy's love child? Will this ever be possible?

Well, some of them anyway. Good God Almighty, I haven't laughed so hard in forever.

I came home, opened VCDq, and viola, instant entertainment.

When I saw Iammyself's, the chick is taking the shit, avatar I literally blew water out my nose.

Although, some of them are quite disturbing. Mr_Grinch, Shn, vanzan, and one or two others.


Posted by ZootedLooter on 07-08-2007 09:23 PM:

hey softy....whered you go?????..are you coming back???...if you died can i have that mayo jar full of buds??

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Posted by Neversoft on 07-12-2007 01:09 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by stickywicket
Dear Mr Soft,

My gf has a new laptop and she's not stopped whining about the mouse 'automatically clicking' on buttons, links etc when she hovers over them for a second or two.

Is there any way at all i can shut the daft cow up?

Preferably some way of disabling said feature - failing that a truly ingenious murder plan would do.

Cheers.



Sorry, forgot to mention it's a Philips X59 running Vista and erm...its silver?

I don't have Windows Fista but I suspect her Laptop has one of those Synaptics "touchpad" doohickeys on it. On XP you can dive into the control panel, open the mouse settings, switch to the tab for the touchpad and funk about with its sensitivity and the "press-click" bullshit (it is annoying)... The option hopefully hasn't strayed too far in Fista.

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Posted by Neversoft on 07-12-2007 01:11 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Iammyself
umm... did you die in the floods?

and wtf happened to my "paranoid" avatar...

nothing important though

I went on holiday to the Canary Islands (HURRR!) and enjoyed watching my hometown float away on a very grainy feed of Sky News that I was paying 1 euro per hour to watch (cunts)... I'm back now and thankfully my house is on a hill and therefore ok but the village is still littered with sandbags as people await the next deluge - it looks like a level from Call of Duty

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Posted by Neversoft on 07-12-2007 01:16 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by ZootedLooter
hey softy....whered you go?????..are you coming back???...if you died can i have that mayo jar full of buds??
See my previous answer for to your first question. As for the second... I have AK47 at the moment (Google it, you'll hate me ) it would be unethical and unfair of me to allow somebody with your psychological issues to smoke this shit.

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Posted by ZootedLooter on 07-13-2007 02:38 AM:

thats right....you are the epitome of ethics

and as far as the ak 47 goes...i live on flatbush ave(google it)...i ve seen a few

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looter n. : someone who takes spoils or plunder (as in war) [syn: plunderer, pillager, spoiler, despoiler, raider, freebooter]



Posted by roidesoleil on 07-17-2007 09:28 AM:

@Neversoft....
what exactly are all scene rules?


Posted by Avenue_1 v3.0b on 07-17-2007 05:52 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by ZootedLooter

and as far as the ak 47 goes...i live on flatbush ave(google it)...i ve seen a few



I'm guessing you didnt realise ak47 is a strain of weed

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Posted by LOLobo on 07-17-2007 09:15 PM:

hahahah zooter is not the ultimate pot head.


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