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Posted by Neversoft on 04-01-2008 03:22 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Roadog
Haha You stole this from Hustler mag...they used to have this competition every month..........Im not sure if they still do or not
Actually, being in the Uk I'm not even sure if the mag makes it over here but rest assured I've never read it... Not that I think the idea is particularly original or inspired, I'm just a dirty bastard and sometimes these things pop into my head as I'm typing my posts

Oh yeah... Only two entries and one is mine? Maybe we should be running banner ads for Ex-Lax you congested fucks Then again, maybe if you removed the love eggs, vibrators, dongs and butt plugs for five minutes, you fuckers would be able to shit! Personally I'm hoping for at least one squirter before the competition closes.

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Posted by Avenue_1 v5.0b on 04-01-2008 05:14 PM:

I'm getting a bag of the good stuff at the weekend, so i'm guaranteed a dose of the shits after my first line

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Posted by Vampire on 04-02-2008 02:28 PM:

I want extra points for girth, shape and speed. It took less than 60 seconds to walk in the bathroom door, crap, take picture, wipe arse, wash hands, sniff fingers to check previous activities' success and then leave the bathroom.

:EDIT: ..I feel deeply ashamed for taking part in this but it's FOR THE FORUM!


Posted by stickywicket on 04-02-2008 02:41 PM:

Helpful hint number 2, don't read this thread while eating popcorn. Fuck knows what i was thinking.


Posted by Lord_Gandalf on 04-04-2008 11:26 PM:

n1 Vamp...

Overall I'm pretty disappointed with the lack of participation here...

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Posted by Darlowad on 04-04-2008 11:43 PM:

awaiting a post worthy shite

guinness and a ruby might do the trick

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Posted by Bakkoda on 04-05-2008 12:14 AM:

I dont usually eat a lot of corn but tonight I think I will make an exception. I am gonna go for a "mosaic" shit. peas, carrots and corn be damned.


:: Apparently I am out of corn. Lots of peas and carrots in my pot pie tho.


Posted by yoshy on 04-05-2008 02:35 PM:

I want to see a female shit and compare it to a males....................just curious

av1 post one of yours so we can compare......


ps

dogs poop don't count, so don't bother with your weak retardation about dogs stuff..................k

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Posted by Neversoft on 04-05-2008 03:42 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Vampire
I want extra points for girth, shape and speed. It took less than 60 seconds to walk in the bathroom door, crap, take picture, wipe arse, wash hands, sniff fingers to check previous activities' success and then leave the bathroom.

:EDIT: ..I feel deeply ashamed for taking part in this but it's FOR THE FORUM!

I'm showing my age here but Vamps turd looks like a Gloop & Gleep's African half-brother from The Herculoids.

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Posted by Avenue_1 v5.0b on 04-05-2008 06:42 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by yoshy
I want to see a female shit and compare it to a males....................just curious

av1 post one of yours so we can compare......


ps

dogs poop don't count, so don't bother with your weak retardation about dogs stuff..................k



A bitch shit from your wife will do.

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Posted by David Cameron on 04-05-2008 07:09 PM:

Vampire must have given up his crusade to improve the forums. Posting pictures of your own crap, has it really come to this.


Posted by monty23 on 04-05-2008 09:40 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by cupidstunt
has it really come to this.


If you are assuming the moral high ground, then the forums must be in a bad way


Posted by David Cameron on 04-06-2008 03:22 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by monty23
If you are assuming the moral high ground, then the forums must be in a bad way



Ya feel me bred bin.


Posted by Neversoft on 04-06-2008 03:33 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by cupidstunt
Vampire must have given up his crusade to improve the forums. Posting pictures of your own crap, has it really come to this.
"Improving" the forums doesn't have to require cleaning them up... Just giving some structure and getting rid of some of our less amusing trolls would be a start... This thread probably should be in the pink though, I'll move it.

Anyway, you spend most of your time on here posting shit, now you have our permission

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Posted by jicjak on 04-06-2008 07:45 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Neversoft
"Improving" the forums doesn't have to require cleaning them up... Just giving some structure and getting rid of some of our less amusing trolls would be a start....

Anyway, you spend most of your time on here posting shit, now you have our permission



By whose standards if I may be so bold to as enquire? The 20 or so good ole boys who control the forums and revel in each others “humor?” The 10 or so peripherals who join in from time to time depending on the topic? And that’s it out of what some 88,000 registered members? Who should be flocking in droves to comment on “while having a shit?”

In one word disgusting


Posted by Avenue_1 v5.0b on 04-06-2008 08:07 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Neversoft
... getting rid of some of our less amusing trolls would be a start...


Get rid of the unfunny troll. These forums had started to pick up, jizjock is bringing them down again.

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Posted by xParaDox on 04-06-2008 08:48 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Avenue_1 v5.0b
Get rid of the unfunny troll. These forums had started to pick up, jizjock is bringing them down again.


oi Let the Hunting Begin.


Posted by Neversoft on 04-07-2008 05:18 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by jicjak
By whose standards if I may be so bold to as enquire? The 20 or so good ole boys who control the forums and revel in each others “humor?” The 10 or so peripherals who join in from time to time depending on the topic? And that’s it out of what some 88,000 registered members? Who should be flocking in droves to comment on “while having a shit?”

In one word disgusting

Well said and eloquently put... May I retort with this little blighter that I turned-out this morning, I call him "Greg"

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Posted by Bit_Confused on 04-08-2008 01:57 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Neversoft
I call him "Greg"


That's wierd. I watched an episode of Sliders the other night. WOW

Nice to meet you Greg.


Posted by Lord_Gandalf on 04-08-2008 08:25 PM:

POW, that is just fucking sick.

Ding Ding, we have a winner.

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