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Posted by Neversoft on 11-14-2008 12:47 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by ZootedLooter
dear mr neversoft,
why is it that when i the get bouts of the insomnia,bad cartoons and beer i always feel the need to come up with ways to harass me husband?
sincerely yrz
k.k

The short answer is "Because you have ovaries" but the question you should be asking is "How can I better serve my husband?" - now send Zooted back to the forum, he needs advice on how to control his woman... Probably using the tried and tested method of Domestic Violence (which would also be a good name for a band).

Posted by ZootedLooter on 11-15-2008 01:03 AM:

i seen this post a few days ago...i can always tell when she fucks with my acct cause the view new posts doesnt read everything...so...anyway...

she "serves" me pretty good to be honest...and when she gets out of line ive tried the physical discipline thing....it just doesnt do any good....it turns out that she enjoys the shit out of it....but i guess it still works in my favor cause then she "serves" me some more

as far as the control goes?....i have control over one of her personalities....but some of the others really scare the shit out of me

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zooted adj : 1. under influence of drugs: relaxed, excited, or euphoric from taking illegal drugs, especially marijuana ( slang ) 2. intoxicated: very intoxicated ( informal )
looter n. : someone who takes spoils or plunder (as in war) [syn: plunderer, pillager, spoiler, despoiler, raider, freebooter]

Posted by David Cameron on 11-20-2008 05:56 PM:

Lets see just how good you are NS;

Where can I buy these shoes ?

Posted by David Cameron on 11-23-2008 08:17 PM:

Is this Neversofts first Fail?

Posted by Neversoft on 11-23-2008 08:51 PM:

I didn't spot the post, I'm on it!

Posted by Neversoft on 11-24-2008 05:13 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by cupidstunt
Is this Neversofts first Fail?

It's only a fail if it's possible to buy those fuckers somewhere online and at the moment I don't think it is... I've searched until my fingers hurt and can't even find any details on this specific boot (I can find others) - maybe they're not available to the public yet?

Seriously, even arty-farty sites don't have info on em... You may as well have asked me how to make a fusion reactor using egg boxes, lint and a porn mag featuring horny British housewives.

Posted by David Cameron on 11-24-2008 06:13 AM:

Hmm.

Well maybe I'll let you off this time then. I'm sure it would be possible to buy them somewhere though.

Posted by yoshy on 11-24-2008 10:52 AM:

If....................They were worth buying..........

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There comes a point in your life when you realise;
who matters,
who never did,
who won't any more...
and who always will.
So, don't worry about people from your past,
there's a reason why they didn't make it to your future.

Posted by The CandyMan on 11-24-2008 01:24 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Neversoft
Seriously, even arty-farty sites don't have info on em... You may as well have asked me how to make a fusion reactor using egg boxes, lint and a porn mag featuring horny British housewives.

If found porn mag featuring horny Icelandic housewives works better.

Dear Nevy,

Is their a way to retrieve a bios password on a Dell computer (Dell Dimension 2400)? Working on a friend of my girl's Dell and she cannot remember her bios password. Did some googlinginginging but nothing that seems to work. Any ideas, suggestions, hacks, software, etc.? Got it to format and reinstall XP but would really like to be able to tweak her bios (and no I don't mean it that fuckin way!)

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Posted by David Cameron on 11-24-2008 06:42 PM:

KillCMOS

Or remove CMOS battery.

Posted by The CandyMan on 11-24-2008 08:17 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by cupidstunt
KillCMOS

Or remove CMOS battery.

Tried that. Left it out for 2 hours just yesterday bios still ask for the password. Seems on these particular Dells that trick doesn't work.

I'll give KillCMOS a try but more than likely it does the same as removing the battery I'm guessing.

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Posted by David Cameron on 11-24-2008 08:25 PM:

Try the backdoor password. Dell. Sounds daft I know but it actually works on some BIOS. If its not Dell, google for a backdoor password for your specific BIOS/Board.

If you can't find a working pass, try here .

Posted by David Cameron on 11-24-2008 08:30 PM:

Still no joy?

1-800-WWW-DELL

Posted by David Cameron on 11-26-2008 10:19 PM:

Well, if you thought the last question was tough. This one will probably be tougher.

Dear Neversoft.

How can I get my hands on some tickets for the Last Night At The Proms?

I don't want to pay a fortune for them and I want them secured as soon as possible (next ones not for about 9 months)

Posted by The CandyMan on 11-26-2008 11:13 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by cupidstunt
Still no joy?

1-800-WWW-DELL

Yeah I ended up working around the problem of not being to access the bios but I told them more than likely they'll have to try a few different possible password or call Dell. I was lead to believe the system was originally purchased by them but after finding two names (Will and Mary) as log-ins, and those are not their names lol I figured they got it from a friend or family member.

Either way I got the system running perfect.

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Posted by Neversoft on 11-27-2008 03:24 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by cupidstunt
Well, if you thought the last question was tough. This one will probably be tougher.

Dear Neversoft.

How can I get my hands on some tickets for the Last Night At The Proms?

I don't want to pay a fortune for them and I want them secured as soon as possible (next ones not for about 9 months)

Tickets for the current Proms are here and the tickets for the next proms will be there once available as well... Most expensive tickets are £90pp in a Grand Tier Box.

Posted by David Cameron on 11-27-2008 09:04 AM:

I'd read somewhere that to get tickets to the last night you have to have been to at least 4 of the other Proms. I don't want to do that.

Posted by Neversoft on 11-28-2008 01:39 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by cupidstunt
I'd read somewhere that to get tickets to the last night you have to have been to at least 4 of the other Proms. I don't want to do that.

I can't see any evidence of that on the booking site cock-face. Last year you had to book at least SIX other tickets for the Royal Albert Hall for the 2007 season but I can't find that for the 2008 season.

Posted by Avenue_1 on 11-28-2008 11:22 PM:

Hi Sexy...

Reinstalled vista after it was playing up, on my philips x59 laptop and went to use the internal card reader. For some reason the cunt wont work.

Using generic vista drivers and it just won't fucking work.

I know my laptop may be broken and i should put it in the bin, but do you have any suggestions using your special spastic skills?

Posted by Avenue_1 on 11-30-2008 02:02 PM:

Where are you?

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