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Posted by Vampire on 02-28-2009 09:28 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by madd
why did my thread on firefox add ons get moved from GC?
i posted there hoping for more replies
thanks

Your question was computer related which means it belongs in the computer sub-forum.

By your own admission, you posted in the wrong area to try and give your thread more visibility. If everybody did that, there'd be no point in the sub-forums. We've rationalised them as best we can to keep them fairly busy and we need people to continue to use them if they are to get busier.

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Posted by Neversoft on 03-02-2009 05:06 PM:

^What he said

But yeah, I trimmed the number of sub-forums to make them a bit busier and more generalised so your thread will get spotted there... Honest! More to the point we have "specialist" members who tend to post in those forums more than they do in GD.

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Posted by davidbrent on 03-10-2009 08:38 PM:

Im after the gun and till sample from M.I.A Paper planes,

Im guessing she stole the sample so im guessing it's ok for this ask...

Posted by Neversoft on 03-10-2009 10:51 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by davidbrent
Im after the gun and till sample from M.I.A Paper planes,

Im guessing she stole the sample so im guessing it's ok for this ask...

Just open the MP3 into a sample editor and snip the bastard, it's played "in the clear" several times in the song so it should be easy to isolate... As far as I can see nobody has posted em online and it would be illegal (maybe) for me to post them here

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Posted by punzada on 03-10-2009 11:11 PM:

Neversoft,

I have no job, and no money. I kind of need both. I'm a giant unix/linux geek with a few certs and an unfinished (therefore lack of) college degree. Is my future set to climb the ladders of the fast food market or are there other opportunities I should try and find?

Posted by Neversoft on 03-10-2009 11:55 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by punzada
Neversoft,

I have no job, and no money. I kind of need both. I'm a giant unix/linux geek with a few certs and an unfinished (therefore lack of) college degree. Is my future set to climb the ladders of the fast food market or are there other opportunities I should try and find?

You could do what I did... My background was in programming but 9 years ago I moved into PC tech support but just the "numpty" stuff and worked up from there - nowadays I'm an enterprise admin on a huge network and earning a decent salary. Sure, working on technical helpdesks is hell but once you move away from the helpdesk to the back-end support desks you don't often deal with people over the phone. Agencies are also a pretty good way to get your foot in the door cos companies taking agency staff have less to lose and therefore are less likely to vet applicants based on qualifications (and often it's the agency doing the vetting anyway).

So yeah, look for a lowly tech support job and work up or join an agency. I suspect you'll have better luck with an agency though, I doubt many companies are employing right now

For what it's worth, my qualifications are mostly shit but it doesn't stop me from being allowed to run amok on networks - I just had to wait a couple of years first

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Posted by madd on 04-10-2009 09:32 PM:

why does my dick go wrong and piss to the side sometimes???

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Posted by gezzer on 04-11-2009 12:26 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by madd
why does my dick go wrong and piss to the side sometimes???

Most pointless post ever?

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Posted by ntscuser on 04-11-2009 02:54 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by gezzer
Most pointless post ever?

No, it happens to me sometimes. You think you've pissed in a straight line but look down and see a puddle on the floor. It seems to go in two directions at the same time so whichever stream you aim properly, the other misses the bowl completely.

What is this forum for if not to answer serious questions like this? How come all those personal problem pages never discuss it?

Posted by valvehead on 04-13-2009 04:10 PM:

Is there a way to turn on folder sizes in windows, like how it shows sizes for individual files?

Posted by Neversoft on 04-14-2009 06:09 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by madd
why does my dick go wrong and piss to the side sometimes???

Soooooo many factors can influence this...

1. Do you have a hardon? Consider yourself lucky you haven't piss-douched your nose.
2. Have you recently had a hardon or shot your load? You could be pissing through a wall of clotted spunk.
3. Do you still have foreskin? Direct the bastard like a fire hose.

Give your cock a shake before you commence to iron out any kinks in the pipes as well. Either that or sit down like those stinking obese people do (not recommended if you've got a hardon, that cold porcelain is a bitch!).

Oh, and it's NOT COOL to piss all over the toilet seat and leave it for your missus to find, but it IS funny

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Posted by Neversoft on 04-14-2009 06:28 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by valvehead
Is there a way to turn on folder sizes in windows, like how it shows sizes for individual files?

What you need you delicious bitch is... This.

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Posted by Objectivist Seal Hunter on 04-15-2009 01:11 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by Neversoft
What you need you delicious bitch is... This.

Nifty. <3

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Posted by valvehead on 04-16-2009 05:11 PM:

That's what I was after, thanks
Why doesn't windows come pre-installed with handy shit like that.

Posted by Neversoft on 04-21-2009 05:49 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by valvehead
That's what I was after, thanks
Why doesn't windows come pre-installed with handy shit like that.

In theory it's probably because of the extra drive "churn" when you go into a folder in Explorer as Windows dives into each sub-folder to calculate the size. Imagine the time it would take if a folder had 200 sub folders with 200 files in each to simply get a list in Explorer. Most people aren't prepared for that (albeit short) delay when reading a folders contents, especially as most people (myself included) tend not to give much of a shit about folder sizes and if we do a simple right-click>properties does the trick anyway. It's not the sort of thing that can easily be indexed/cached either to speed up the processing time cos obviously folder contents constantly change.

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Posted by David Cameron on 04-23-2009 07:18 AM:

Lets see if you will compromise the integrity of this thread with your own stubborness.

My question is this.

Is the slumdog millionaire kid for sale story true? If you don't have a definitive answer, could you at least let us know the probability of the story being true (as a percentage).

Thankyou Sir.

Posted by Neversoft on 04-23-2009 12:20 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Jingofin
Lets see if you will compromise the integrity of this thread with your own stubborness.

My question is this.

Is the slumdog millionaire kid for sale story true? If you don't have a definitive answer, could you at least let us know the probability of the story being true (as a percentage).

Thankyou Sir.

Well, after reading some follow-up articles from sources that aren't the News of the World it sounds more like a setup by the NotW to create a story. The father gave quite a lengthy explanation of what happened to the BBC and to be honest, despite him probably having never heard of the NotW in the past he seems to describe their modus operandi for news gathering. Personally, I don't think it's true but I'll concede that there's a 50% chance of "some" of it being true - the father seems to imply that he was lured with the promise of money but left when it became clear they were wanting to buy his daughter.

Oh, and you spelt "stubborness" wrong, it's two N's

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Posted by madd on 04-29-2009 07:05 PM:

is / was there a prank sweet that turns your piss blue???. ive heard there was but cant be sure
if they are real could you find a place that sells them online plz

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Posted by Mother on 04-30-2009 08:54 AM:

I once drank so many "blue bols" based cocktails that it turned my shit green.

Posted by Neversoft on 05-01-2009 01:11 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by madd
is / was there a prank sweet that turns your piss blue???. ive heard there was but cant be sure
if they are real could you find a place that sells them online plz

Your best bets are:

- Methylene Blue: Used for treating Malaria and various other things such as Fin Rot). Give you blue piss.

- Phenazopyridine: Painkiller for urinary infections. Gives you orange/red piss.

- Food colouring.

- Massive quantities of Beetroot.

I don't think there's any over the counter "joke" products that do it though but Methylene Blue and Phenazopyridine aren't *that* hard to obtain... Although how you get somebody to ingest those without realising is anybody's guess

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