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Posted by Avenue_1 on 05-02-2009 08:09 PM:

Dear sexy arse,

Do you know of any UK online retailer (found a US shop but would prefer a UK one) that sells everclear grain alcohol?

Forever Yours,

Trollbot.

Posted by Avenue_1 on 05-06-2009 09:00 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Avenue_1
Dear sexy arse,

Do you know of any UK online retailer (found a US shop but would prefer a UK one) that sells everclear grain alcohol?

Forever Yours,

Trollbot.

Bumpity bump

Posted by Neversoft on 05-07-2009 07:31 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Avenue_1
Dear sexy arse,

Do you know of any UK online retailer (found a US shop but would prefer a UK one) that sells everclear grain alcohol?

Forever Yours,

Trollbot.

You'll struggle to get it into the UK, Custom's like to seize it especially as the Everclear 190 is apparently illegal over here. I cannot find any online retailers doing Everclear 151 either but I have noticed numerous online posts recommending "Spirytus Rektyfikowany" as an excellent (and legal) alternative: http://www.thedrinkshop.com/product...php?prodid=1521

So my advice is to go for the Polish stuff and forget about trying to sneak Everclear under the radar cos Customs will 'av it

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Posted by Avenue_1 on 05-07-2009 08:14 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Neversoft
You'll struggle to get it into the UK, Custom's like to seize it especially as the Everclear 190 is apparently illegal over here. I cannot find any online retailers doing Everclear 151 either but I have noticed numerous online posts recommending "Spirytus Rektyfikowany" as an excellent (and legal) alternative: http://www.thedrinkshop.com/product...php?prodid=1521

So my advice is to go for the Polish stuff and forget about trying to sneak Everclear under the radar cos Customs will 'av it

Cheers lad.

Straight peg400 suspension it is then

Posted by wob on 05-08-2009 02:26 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by Avenue_1
Cheers lad.

Straight peg400 suspension it is then

this is main ingredient of Methamphetamine ffs

Avenue used to look like this neversoft

this is him now neversoft after 3 weeks on meths

please neversoft can you delete that nfo you give him

Posted by kimjongli on 05-12-2009 05:21 AM:

Dear Neversoft, I am completely in love with a lesbian. We have a daughter together and are currently living together. Recently she has started hanging out with another lesbian who keeps making comments about taking my role in my daughters life. Who do I need to kill in order to fix things and get them back to normal? I've been over this several times in my head and am leaning towards mass murder and suicide but try and make it look like I was a victim. What do you think?

Posted by David Cameron on 05-12-2009 08:08 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by kimjongli
Who do I need to kill in order to fix things?

Yourself.

Consider the benefits. Your wife will be happy, her lesbian lover will be happy, there will be more woman on woman loving in the world, your daughters might grow up to be lesbians, I might meet them when they are older, I might get a hot threesome with 2 lesbian sisters, I might even meet your wife and her lover and get a threesome with them, I could spill my man juice all over the bed that you probably paid for, I could accidentally stumble naked into your daughters bedroom after smashing ur wifes arse open and give your daughters an early look at the goods they will be chowing down on in a few years.

So, in summary. Top yourself, film it and get one of your soon to be lesbian daughters to put it on You Tube.

Posted by Neversoft on 05-12-2009 01:55 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by kimjongli
Dear Neversoft, I am completely in love with a lesbian. We have a daughter together and are currently living together. Recently she has started hanging out with another lesbian who keeps making comments about taking my role in my daughters life. Who do I need to kill in order to fix things and get them back to normal? I've been over this several times in my head and am leaning towards mass murder and suicide but try and make it look like I was a victim. What do you think?

I take it you're still in love with the missus but she prefers hair pie now? Firstly, it's unlikely this new dungaree advocate will be able to fill your role (or hole), she wants to replace you but you'll always be packing a dick, which makes you better. You didn't say how old the kid was but I doubt they'd respond well to some man-hating monster with tits and a moustache telling them what to do. Therefore I don't think murder/suicide is the way forward, take the moral high ground... Make sure you're a good dad, try not to molest your kids and make repeated disparaging remarks about Ellen Degeneres to whoever will listen. Hopefully your love wont forever be unrequited and your ex will see that she's riding a one-way rocket dildo to hell and damnation and come back to you - hopefully with a few new "lesbo tricks" and a new found penchant for threesomes.

GOOD LUCK!

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Posted by wosp on 05-12-2009 11:25 PM:

Neversoft,

Why is it impossible (or nearly impossible) to come when buzzing out on MDMA/ecstacy? I could be smashing Jessica Alba up the wrong 'un and it would still be a mission. Anyone know what I'm talking about?

Posted by Neversoft on 05-15-2009 05:41 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by wosp
Neversoft,

Why is it impossible (or nearly impossible) to come when buzzing out on MDMA/ecstacy? I could be smashing Jessica Alba up the wrong 'un and it would still be a mission. Anyone know what I'm talking about?

Cos your buzzing your face off so can't "lose" yourself in the moment and empty your nuts? I've had similar with Speed and Coke, you get close then your head goes "Oooh, titties... ego;eoehrgpoehrgouhg!" and you're back to square one.

Just a theory though, any Googling just brings up articles about serotonin, blood flow and "droopy cock" and not what we're talking about which is pretty much the exact opposite.

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Posted by wosp on 05-15-2009 06:37 PM:

Yeah get so close then square one. Was wondering if viagra would help but that sounds like a heart attack waiting to happen!

Posted by Neversoft on 05-21-2009 04:53 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by wosp
Yeah get so close then square one. Was wondering if viagra would help but that sounds like a heart attack waiting to happen!

Viagra aint bad and you'd be ok, Cialis is waaaaaay better though (that fucking stuff lasts for days!)

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Posted by Objectivist Seal Hunter on 05-22-2009 07:51 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by Neversoft
Viagra aint bad and you'd be ok, Cialis is waaaaaay better though (that fucking stuff lasts for days!)

What happens when dude tries this and dies?

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Posted by Avenue_1 on 05-22-2009 10:54 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by Objectivist Seal Hunter
What happens when dude tries this and dies?

sort it out

Posted by Neversoft on 05-26-2009 01:47 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Objectivist Seal Hunter
What happens when dude tries this and dies?

Depends... If I find him and he's still warm, one of us gets to cum!

If anybody dies I'll blame it on the illegal drugs and not the knock-off (practically poisonous) Cialis tablet he took

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Posted by Objectivist Seal Hunter on 05-27-2009 02:58 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by Neversoft
Depends... If I find him and he's still warm, one of us gets to cum!

If anybody dies I'll blame it on the illegal drugs and not the knock-off (practically poisonous) Cialis tablet he took

Exactly what my plan would have been.

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Posted by doctor zoidy on 05-29-2009 04:27 AM:

Here's a question for you, can HIV or other STDs be transmitted between women through shared vibrators? Can HIV exist outside of the body, on other materials?

I'm curious because I've been watching more lesbian porn lately, and in the man/woman performances the guys all wear condoms now, but in woman/woman they don't condom up their tools.

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quote:
Originally posted by Dwaggy
Thats alot of words for someone that sells DVDs out of the back of a truck

quote:
Originally posted by Avenue_1 v3.0b
Read zoidys comment for clarification.

Posted by Neversoft on 05-29-2009 02:00 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by doctor zoidy
Here's a question for you, can HIV or other STDs be transmitted between women through shared vibrators? Can HIV exist outside of the body, on other materials?

I'm curious because I've been watching more lesbian porn lately, and in the man/woman performances the guys all wear condoms now, but in woman/woman they don't condom up their tools.

In short: yes! HIV cannot last for very long outside of the human body, but it can survive for a bit and it's present in pretty much all secretions - oral, vaginal and cervical etc etc so it would be present on the vibrator. So the risk is there but it's minimal.

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Posted by ZootedLooter on 05-29-2009 06:54 PM:

why...

why is it when i leave my significant other to his own devices i get pictures like this sent to me?
thanx
k.k.

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looter n. : someone who takes spoils or plunder (as in war) [syn: plunderer, pillager, spoiler, despoiler, raider, freebooter]

Posted by Neversoft on 05-30-2009 12:59 PM:

Re: why...

quote:
Originally posted by ZootedLooter
why is it when i leave my significant other to his own devices i get pictures like this sent to me?
thanx
k.k.

It's harmless... This is no joke, I was 18 months old when my parents accidentally got me drunk and it didn't do me any harm! It's a long story but basically involves my parents and grandparents taking it in turns to look after me outside a bar while on holiday. They'd take it in turns and not realise that everybody had the same bright idea which was to dip my dummy/pacifier in booze and stick it in my mouth to keep me quiet - several hours of that and I was fucked

To answer your question though... Because your friends can spot a great photo when they see one

ZL knows the score, he's training that kid to be "a mans man" (and I don't mean a faggot, we have forum members who specialise in grooming for that) and he can't do it when his mum is around worrying about girlie stuff like "child welfare" or "liver damage". Seriously, give it 10 years and that son of yours will be the coolest alcoholic in school and if he's really really lucky he'll grow up to be just like me

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