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Posted by punzada on 03-23-2006 04:59 PM:

Dear Neversoft,

So I was having problems with my girlfriend right, she has been acting werid a lot lately. I found her on my computer chatting it up with some guy who I didn't know and have been seeing strange numbers on her cell phone. Some nights, she comes in real late and doesn't even tell me where she has been or who she was with, we got into this big fight and I drove around town all last night.

so anyway, should I fill my car up with regular or premium gas?

Posted by Sin on 03-23-2006 05:01 PM:

Dear Neversoft,

seeing as you seem to answer musical questions, please answer me what the best compilation cd is for playing games, driving in the car and relaxing (all piled together)

Posted by Mick Travis on 03-23-2006 05:57 PM:

Dear Neversoft,

When characters in movies snort cocaine, what are the actors really snorting?

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Posted by lmao2k on 03-23-2006 06:30 PM:

Dear Neversoft,

I am contemplating becoming a superhero, however I have a few issues I need to resolve that could do with your help;

1. What cause should I fight for?
2. What would be a suitable name?

and the killer issue...

3. What should be my signature clothing?

Many thanks

Posted by Neversoft on 03-23-2006 08:17 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by punzada
Dear Neversoft,

So I was having problems with my girlfriend right, she has been acting werid a lot lately. I found her on my computer chatting it up with some guy who I didn't know and have been seeing strange numbers on her cell phone. Some nights, she comes in real late and doesn't even tell me where she has been or who she was with, we got into this big fight and I drove around town all last night.

so anyway, should I fill my car up with regular or premium gas?

Premium if you intend on doing lots of driving, it's better for the engine. If however you intend on simply reversing over that inconsiderate slut you call a girlfriend, use regular cos she's not worth the extra $$$ - unless of course shes already apologised and made you a sandwich.

N.B. Be warned, it isn't safe and it's probably illegal to power-wank whilst driving.

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Posted by Neversoft on 03-23-2006 08:26 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Sin
Dear Neversoft,

seeing as you seem to answer musical questions, please answer me what the best compilation cd is for playing games, driving in the car and relaxing (all piled together)

At the moment I'm enjoying "Drum and Bass Arena - The Classics (mixed by Goldie)" but it's not to everybody's taste...

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Posted by Arthur Daily on 03-23-2006 08:30 PM:

Dear Neversoft

i remember a few years back, there was a number you could call and play a clip of any tune down the phone.

Then they would text you back with the title and track name.

do you remember this, if so what was the number?

Theres a bitch of a 90s house track i got but i be buggerd dry if i can remember the title

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Posted by Neversoft on 03-23-2006 08:32 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by lmao2k
Dear Neversoft,

I am contemplating becoming a superhero, however I have a few issues I need to resolve that could do with your help;

1. What cause should I fight for?
2. What would be a suitable name?

and the killer issue...

3. What should be my signature clothing?

Many thanks

1. The right to power-wank, any time, any place.
2. Wank-man!
3. Nothing but a cape made from tissues and a pair of fucked-up shoes (preferably brogues).

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Posted by Vampire on 03-23-2006 08:35 PM:

edit: removed as Neversoft also answered it below.

Posted by Neversoft on 03-23-2006 08:39 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Arthur Daily
Dear Neversoft

i remember a few years back, there was a number you could call and play a clip of any tune down the phone.

Then they would text you back with the title and track name.

do you remember this, if so what was the number?

Theres a bitch of a 90s house track i got but i be buggerd dry if i can remember the title

Yes, I remember... The service is provided by Shazam.com and can be used (in the UK) by doing the following:

1. Call 2580 on your mobile.
2. Hold out your phone to the music. The phone will hang up after 30 seconds.
3. They send you a text telling you artist name & song title (Calls cost 50p + 9p call charge).

Hope that helps, although they cannot assist with power-wanking (sorry)

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Posted by Arthur Daily on 03-23-2006 09:05 PM:

thanks man, and whats this fascination you got lately with wanking lol

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Posted by Neversoft on 03-23-2006 09:13 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Arthur Daily
thanks man, and whats this fascination you got lately with wanking lol

It's not a fascination, you fuckers keep asking questions about it

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Posted by punzada on 03-23-2006 09:17 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Neversoft
Premium if you intend on doing lots of driving, it's better for the engine. If however you intend on simply reversing over that inconsiderate slut you call a girlfriend, use regular cos she's not worth the extra $$$ - unless of course shes already apologised and made you a sandwich.

N.B. Be warned, it isn't safe and it's probably illegal to power-wank whilst driving.

she apologized but the bitch forgot the sandwich.

so now where do i put her body?

Posted by Mother on 03-23-2006 09:42 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Neversoft
Yes, I remember... The service is provided by Shazam.com and can be used (in the UK) by doing the following:

1. Call 2580 on your mobile.
2. Hold out your phone to the music. The phone will hang up after 30 seconds.
3. They send you a text telling you artist name & song title (Calls cost 50p + 9p call charge).

Hope that helps, although they cannot assist with power-wanking (sorry)

Alternatively, post a clip here and "Ask Neversoft" what it is.

Posted by lmao2k on 03-23-2006 10:40 PM:

Dear Neversoft,

Will this thread be made a sticky one as it surely deserves it?

Cheers

Posted by Avenue_1 on 03-23-2006 11:53 PM:

With the amount of power-wanks going on, i think this thread is sticky enough

Posted by Takkouri on 03-24-2006 12:13 AM:

Neversoft
I salute your insightfulness, your courage and your indefectibility.
However

quote:
Premium if you intend on doing lots of driving

is just plain wrong
Premium is for high performance cars, putting it in a Clio doing many miles will not benefit it one iota.
err but he might have a high performance car

What was that advise about posting? drink more smoke less or smoke more drink less, i'm confused all of a sudden

Posted by djpecker on 03-24-2006 01:14 AM:

I have 3 questions beacuse i'm a cunt!

1. When taking a big dump or having the runs, you know when you get a sore anus after, yeah.....well it feels quite nice, does this make me gay?

2. Why do "forest fresh" magic trees for cars, only come in a 3 pack and not seperatly like the others.

3. What is you defintion of a power wank?

Thank you so much!

Posted by Neversoft on 03-24-2006 08:36 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by punzada
she apologized but the bitch forgot the sandwich.

so now where do i put her body?

Personally, I always eat, rape then finish eating my victims... Saves valuable time and energy that would be better invested in power-wanking.

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Posted by Neversoft on 03-24-2006 08:38 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by lmao2k
Dear Neversoft,

Will this thread be made a sticky one as it surely deserves it?

Cheers

Probably not... Eventually I will answer every conceivable question (about power-wanking) then this thread will fall off the bottom of the forum like so many other unwanted threads

... Unless my ego prevents that, then yes, it will be stickied!

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