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Posted by Neversoft on 03-25-2006 09:49 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by Condor
hmmm... That's what Apple (mac) logo was from.

Dear Neversoft,
Where does the Nike check mark logo (swoop) come from? Does it symbolize something or not?

It was designed in 1971 by Carolyn Davidson and symbolizes "fuck all" although many would like to point out that it symbolizes corporate pricks who use child slaves to produce their wares

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Posted by Neversoft on 03-25-2006 09:52 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by HaLiKuS
Dear NS
Is the answer to the universe 42?
Also, whats the easiest petty revenge to inflict upon an ex-loved one on the net. Teach us a spell

1. Because Douglas Adams said so.

2. Why not sign-up for shitloads of free gifts (you can find lots of free shit portals) then send her/him samples of embarassing stuff... I once had a sampler of "Eros Bodyglide" anal lube sent to a colleague - he loved it

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Posted by Neversoft on 03-25-2006 09:53 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by cupidstunt
Do you have any photos of her with your cock in her mouth? If so put them on a website and email the link to everyone at her work.

Sorry for answering that and stepping on your toes NS. Here is my question.

What time is it?

At the time of me posting this: 08:53 GMT

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Posted by Neversoft on 03-25-2006 09:56 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by cupidstunt
Just in reference to your sig Neversoft. That first movie makes me laugh. 'You wouldn't steal a car, You wouldn't steal a TV so don't steal movies' garbage.

My question is, if you could steal a car and TV withough leaving your own home and with no chance of being caught, would you do it?

No, I'm far more inclined to try and pirate the car and TV because I hate that copy protection they use - making shit out of "parts" n stuff. Corporate fuckstains! Alas, I can't be bothered to try, I'm too preoccupied with power-wanking.

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Posted by dukenukem on 03-25-2006 10:43 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by Neversoft
Although I have my flaccid moments, I'm generally in a state of permanent arousal. Unfortunately I cannot provide video evidence on VCDQuality due to contractual obligations but feel free to visit my section on www.twinks.com - they accept most major credit cards.

To the best of my knowledge there are no undercover undertakers disguised as download sites on the Internet, but now that you've suggested it one is bound to appear within the week... Beware though, it will have lots of advertisments and drive-by spyware installers!

But wait a minute....
http://www.musicpictures.com/propxt/main/letter~U

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Posted by ZootedLooter on 03-25-2006 12:48 PM:

hey NS

1 - will the box of hate ever have more than 6 members posting?

2 - where the fuck has kal been

3 - in a freeforall last man standing bout who would win....
YTIGAFF
dukenukem
cupidstunt
avenue1
cookie
arfur
mystic
and napalmfuzz
.........play by play results would be nice

4 - which members ov VCDq have actually takin it up the pail

sincerely yours
looter

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zooted adj : 1. under influence of drugs: relaxed, excited, or euphoric from taking illegal drugs, especially marijuana ( slang ) 2. intoxicated: very intoxicated ( informal )
looter n. : someone who takes spoils or plunder (as in war) [syn: plunderer, pillager, spoiler, despoiler, raider, freebooter]

Posted by baha on 03-25-2006 01:17 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by ZootedLooter
hey NS

1 - will the box of hate ever have more than 6 members posting?

2 - where the fuck has kal been

3 - in a freeforall last man standing bout who would win....
YTIGAFF
dukenukem
cupidstunt
avenue1
cookie
arfur
mystic
and napalmfuzz
.........play by play results would be nice

4 - which members ov VCDq have actually takin it up the pail

sincerely yours
looter

let me take a stab at this:

1. the box of who-what-now???

2. who the fuck cares?

3. under the following conditions these people would have no chance:
YTIGAFF - if the rest were all canadian
dukenukem - if it required the use of photoshop
cupidstunt - if the rest were all muslim
avenue1 - if the rest were all straight
cookie - if the rest were all flat chested (or so the rumour goes...)
arfur - if the rest all spoke english
mystic - if the rest all had bad hair days
napalmfuzz - who-what-now???

pitched against each other i'd go for stupidcunt - always bet on the 6 inch foreheaded knuckle scraper:

Posted by The CandyMan on 03-25-2006 01:41 PM:

Dear Neversoft,

How in the hell did this thread reach 127 posts?

And how many licks does it REALLY take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Lollipop? (I don't trust that fucking owl!)

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Posted by Paul Skinback on 03-25-2006 10:07 PM:

Dear Neversoft,

How can i get out of work-experience and annoy/offend some of the cunt-fucks that i worked with/for at the same time ?

Posted by snapshot on 03-25-2006 11:43 PM:

Neversoft,

I recently lost both of my hands in a freak accident with a bottle of lube and a blender but I desperately wanna try this "power wank" you speak of. Can you please explain to me some alternate ways "power wank". Thanks!

your friend,
Nubby

Posted by Neversoft on 03-26-2006 09:53 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by The CandyMan
Dear Neversoft,

How in the hell did this thread reach 127 posts?

And how many licks does it REALLY take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Lollipop? (I don't trust that fucking owl!)

1. Because half of them are my answers

2. Somewhere between 300 and 450 as far as my research goes, although it doesn't say who was licking. If it was your Missus, about 12 licks

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Posted by Neversoft on 03-26-2006 09:55 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by Paul Skinback
Dear Neversoft,

How can i get out of work-experience and annoy/offend some of the cunt-fucks that i worked with/for at the same time ?

My best advice is to get caught power-wanking... Into the communal milk in the office refrigerator - just make sure you get caught the 2nd time you do it

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Posted by Neversoft on 03-26-2006 09:56 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by snapshot
Neversoft,

I recently lost both of my hands in a freak accident with a bottle of lube and a blender but I desperately wanna try this "power wank" you speak of. Can you please explain to me some alternate ways "power wank". Thanks!

your friend,
Nubby

Why not stick with what you know?.. Wank using your boyfriends anus instead

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Posted by The CandyMan on 03-26-2006 02:01 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Neversoft
1. Because half of them are my answers

2. Somewhere between 300 and 450 as far as my research goes, although it doesn't say who was licking. If it was your Missus, about 12 licks

I knew it the fuckin owl lied!

And lest you forget I'm married

Joke:

"Why does every bride smile when she's walking up the aisle at her wedding?

Cause she knows she doesn't have to suck that dick no more!"

Married members will get it.

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Posted by Mr_Grinch on 03-26-2006 02:30 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by The CandyMan

Married members will get it.

I hear a lot that suggests that flat out isn't true.

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Posted by The CandyMan on 03-26-2006 02:37 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Mr_Grinch
I hear a lot that suggests that flat out isn't true.

LMAO, keep hopin' Mr_Grinch, keep hopin.

Maybe at the next Speed Dating session you can ask the women "Will you keep sucking my cock even after we're married?"

It happens, just not as much, so the joke holds some truth. I'm lucky to get it 1/4 the times per year I orginally did while dating and I know a few married (and even living with girlfriends) who rarely, if ever, recieve any at all after being together 2 years or longer!

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Posted by desertboy on 03-26-2006 03:19 PM:

Dear neversoft what are the top 5 horses in the grand national in a couple of weeks and what are their respective places.

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Posted by Neversoft on 03-27-2006 12:36 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by desertboy
Dear neversoft what are the top 5 horses in the grand national in a couple of weeks and what are their respective places.

In order...

1. Ebony Light
2. Hedgehunter
3. Cornish Rebel
4. Clan Royal
5. Jack High

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Posted by David Cameron on 03-27-2006 12:48 PM:

I had a tenner on Hedgehunter to win last year gonna have to back him again this year.

Just checked the odds on Ebony Light, 33-1. Will put 10 on it to place. If it wins I will buy neversoft a babycham

Posted by Neversoft on 03-27-2006 12:57 PM:

Actually, make that a Bacardi Breezer - I'm feeling daring

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