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Posted by Vampire on 03-27-2006 01:13 PM:

All this horse racing talk reminds me of Derek & Clive's horse racing sketch.

"And as they settle down it's Big Tits from Vagina with The Prick tucked in behind these two.

Then comes the blinkered Buttocks being pressed by The Poof."

Posted by lmao2k on 03-30-2006 06:16 PM:

Dear Neversoft,

When will the next ban idol take place?

Posted by Dwaggy on 03-30-2006 09:07 PM:

right now

you won

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Posted by lmao2k on 03-30-2006 10:51 PM:

there is no love anymore

Posted by Neversoft on 03-31-2006 09:45 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by lmao2k
Dear Neversoft,

When will the next ban idol take place?
I'm not sure but I think I'll draw-up the shortlist in private with the admin and mods then you guys get to vote on those. Possibly including bizzare "tests" for the competitors to try and win favour with the forum... Don't hold your breath though

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Posted by antihero on 03-31-2006 03:13 PM:

Dear Neversoft,

What are the origins of the ongoing rivalry between Lancashire and Yorkshire?

Posted by Neversoft on 03-31-2006 03:26 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by antihero
Dear Neversoft,

What are the origins of the ongoing rivalry between Lancashire and Yorkshire?
I hope you're joking! What the cock do they teach in history class nowadays?

It stems from the "War of the Roses" - which isn't only a shit movie from 1989, it was also a feudal time in the 15th century when the House of York and House of Lancaster decided to kick each other's arses.

I could go on at length but I wont, I'll refer you to here instead.

N.B. It's a well-established fact that people from Yorkshire are better looking and better fighters than people from Lancashire. It should also be noted that people from Lancaster are unable to power-wank due to their mis-shapen thumbs.

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Posted by Sin on 03-31-2006 03:30 PM:

Dear Neversoft,

Whats a good first car to start driving in seeing as I need to get on the road ASAP now.

Also who are the best insurance providers and whats a decent rate per driving lesson

Posted by Neversoft on 03-31-2006 03:38 PM:

1. Something shit and cheap! Really, buy a total wreck and run the fucker into the ground... Maybe a Nissan Micra or a Metro

2a. www.confused.com

2b. Around here, it's about £15p/h for shit instructors and £25p/h for decent ones. You may also want to consider a "crash course" that lasts a week and guarantees a pass. Why not check www.ukdriving-schools.co.uk


FYI: I don't drive

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Posted by White Rabbit on 03-31-2006 03:39 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Sin
Dear Neversoft,

Whats a good first car to start driving in seeing as I need to get on the road ASAP now.

Also who are the best insurance providers and whats a decent rate per driving lesson


im also looking at similar things, but i think i can help you somewhat

for a car, as long as its around 1.1 or 1.2 and something small you cant go wrong (e.g citroen saxo, ford fiesta, fiat punto etc). im going for a ford fiesta zetec somewhere around S or T reg myself...

dunno about insurance providers, but i've heard tesco are good, and so's that quotemehappy.com one, forgot the name.

a decent rate per driving lesson should be slightly under, or around £20 i think. the AA charge £22 but thats too much imo.

hope all this helps, but yeah, Ask Neversoft...

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quote:
Originally posted by pHo
the difference between compression and encoding is:

compression software works the same way as trying to get The 404, who is 350lbs, through a normal door. its method is to basically keep kicking The 404 until he gets thru the door. This works quickly, but leaves a nasty mess.

encoding software is the equivalent of The 404 going on a diet and walking thru the door. takes longer and sometimes more skill, but ultimately worth it.

Posted by Sin on 03-31-2006 03:41 PM:

yeah im thinking of a small engine so i dont pay more for my insurance than i do for the car

just need a decent insurance provider

quote me happy are norwich union arent they, but still expensive :S need to shop around a bit

So NS come up with the goods!

Posted by Dwaggy on 03-31-2006 03:49 PM:

HELLO,

I AM MBAMBE UMBUMBA OF INSURANC ECOMPANY NI-GERIA. I AM KINDLY REQUESTING THE SUM OF ONE THOUSAND (1,000) BRITISH POUNDS TO BE DEPOSITED INTO MY BANK ACCOUNT. SEND YOUR ROUTING DETAILS IMMEDIATELY.

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Posted by Neversoft on 03-31-2006 03:52 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Some moron who can't read
yeah im thinking of a small engine so i dont pay more for my insurance than i do for the car

just need a decent insurance provider

quote me happy are norwich union arent they, but still expensive :S need to shop around a bit

So NS come up with the goods!


quote:
Originally posted by Neversoft
1. Something shit and cheap! Really, buy a total wreck and run the fucker into the ground... Maybe a Nissan Micra or a Metro

2a. www.confused.com

2b. Around here, it's about £15p/h for shit instructors and £25p/h for decent ones. You may also want to consider a "crash course" that lasts a week and guarantees a pass. Why not check www.ukdriving-schools.co.uk


FYI: I don't drive

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Posted by Sin on 03-31-2006 04:08 PM:

you expect me to read all 8 pages of this?

still thanks for the link

Posted by antihero on 03-31-2006 04:23 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Neversoft
I hope you're joking! What the cock do they teach in history class nowadays?

It stems from the "War of the Roses" - which isn't only a shit movie from 1989, it was also a feudal time in the 15th century when the House of York and House of Lancaster decided to kick each other's arses.

I could go on at length but I wont, I'll refer you to here instead.

N.B. It's a well-established fact that people from Yorkshire are better looking and better fighters than people from Lancashire. It should also be noted that people from Lancaster are unable to power-wank due to their mis-shapen thumbs.


afraid not. during my history lessons (1984-1987) all we learnt was crop rotation and bloody history of farming, not of the important stuff, like how we kept getting pasted (it pains me to say that) by you tykes, although i reckon we should bury the hatchet and invade Wales.



Can you speak Yorkshireish?

quote:
The Wars of the Roses, with their heavy casualties among the nobility, would usher in a period of great social upheaval in feudal England and ironically lead to the fall of the Plantagenet dynasty. The period would see the decline of English influence on the Continent, a weakening of the feudal power of the nobles and by default a strengthening of the merchant classes, and the growth of a strong, centralized monarchy under the Tudors.


At least we are both responsible for creating the working classes and producing a monarchy with shitty pudding bowl haircuts

Posted by doctor zoidy on 03-31-2006 09:27 PM:

two questions:

When mixing chocolate milk, aka milk and hershey's chocolate syrup, which should be added to the cup first, the milk or the syrup. AND, does the recipe change when a chocolate powder is substituted?


secondly, when do i get my damned book forum?

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quote:
Originally posted by Dwaggy
Thats alot of words for someone that sells DVDs out of the back of a truck

quote:
Originally posted by Avenue_1 v3.0b
Read zoidys comment for clarification.

Posted by Bakkoda on 03-31-2006 09:55 PM:

Is my avatar going to be a bother to those people who browse this forum at work?

::I was making high/drunken faces in my webcam wearing a bra on my head and lo and behold I look and the crazy womans has her jigglys out.

Posted by Mother on 03-31-2006 10:30 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by doctor zoidy
two questions:

When mixing chocolate milk, aka milk and hershey's chocolate syrup, which should be added to the cup first, the milk or the syrup.
It doesn't matter. See the Commutative Law of Addition.

Posted by doctor zoidy on 04-01-2006 12:02 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by Mother
It doesn't matter. See the Commutative Law of Addition.


which would be great if it was math and not a recipe (albeit very simplistic, it is a recipe). even in non-cooking circles, recipes are more than add this or add that. ask anyone thats ever mixed concrete or mortar, you could fill the bucket with water and then dump in the mix, or you could fill the bucket with mix then add water, or you could not struggle with it and mix a little bit of each at a time.

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quote:
Originally posted by Dwaggy
Thats alot of words for someone that sells DVDs out of the back of a truck

quote:
Originally posted by Avenue_1 v3.0b
Read zoidys comment for clarification.

Posted by ZootedLooter on 04-01-2006 01:02 AM:

boredom erodes the mind into a debate over oval-fuckin-teen

shocking


::not to mention bakkodas need to post his girls tittie shake for all of you deviants to "power-wank" to

i love this place

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looter n. : someone who takes spoils or plunder (as in war) [syn: plunderer, pillager, spoiler, despoiler, raider, freebooter]
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