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Posted by desertboy on 04-01-2006 02:47 PM:

Dear Neversoft how do I pull these 2 girls at the same time

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Posted by Mr_Grinch on 04-01-2006 02:51 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Neversoft
N.B. It's a well-established fact that people from Yorkshire are better looking and better fighters than people from Lancashire. It should also be noted that people from Lancaster are unable to power-wank due to their mis-shapen thumbs.

I'm originally from Lancashire/Cumbria and now live in Yorkshire. Most of the people here are horrendously 'troll' like.

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Posted by Takkouri on 04-01-2006 07:50 PM:

a boring question but i liked the athalon, intel analogy, so ati or nvidia?

Posted by bartleby on 04-01-2006 08:33 PM:

dear neversoft
just downloaded this stay alive movie apprently by maVen my question is.. is it real and have maVen finally got pissed off with people stealing releases and decided to watermark them ?

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Posted by Mother on 04-04-2006 10:23 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by Arthur Daily
Theres a bitch of a 90s house track i got but i be buggerd dry if i can remember the title

It's "Brothers and Sisters" by 2 Funky 2.

Posted by Neversoft on 04-04-2006 10:41 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by doctor zoidy
two questions:

When mixing chocolate milk, aka milk and hershey's chocolate syrup, which should be added to the cup first, the milk or the syrup. AND, does the recipe change when a chocolate powder is substituted?

secondly, when do i get my damned book forum?

Put the syrup/powder in first then add the milk, it aids mixing. Also, you may want to consider a Milk Whipper (works great for coffee too):

As for the book forum, PM one of our illustrious Admin and ask them

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Posted by Neversoft on 04-04-2006 10:44 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by Bakkoda
Is my avatar going to be a bother to those people who browse this forum at work?

Possibly! I causes problems for me for starters and to remain consistent with previous wrist-slaps for peoples avatars... You should change it

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Posted by Neversoft on 04-04-2006 10:48 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by desertboy
Dear Neversoft how do I pull these 2 girls at the same time

Simple... Print one of the numerous pictures of myself from this forum and wear it as a mask. Find the women, and simply say: "Hi, I'm Neversoft... Time for some fucktion!" and you'll be sorted.

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Posted by Neversoft on 04-04-2006 10:53 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by Takkouri
a boring question but i liked the athalon, intel analogy, so ati or nvidia?

I'm currently running ATI in both my PC's but I understand Nvidia has the edge at the moment with the high-end cards. So it comes down to money...

If you want a decent-priced, fast GFX card... Go with ATI but if you want to spend the GDP of a small country on the fastest bastard around, grab Nvidia and go SLI.

If you want an analogy, try thinking of ATI as Christina Aguilera and Nvidia as Christina Aguilera in the "Dirty" video

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Posted by Neversoft on 04-04-2006 10:57 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by bartleby
dear neversoft
just downloaded this stay alive movie apprently by maVen my question is.. is it real and have maVen finally got pissed off with people stealing releases and decided to watermark them ?

Considering the watermark was as popular as Bird Flu, they probably wont go to that extent again but expect further "measures" by them to prevent re-encodes... Hopefully they'll stick with "flashing" the logo up for a few frames from time-to-time but fuck knows why - anybody who knows about this shit can spot a re-encode from a mile away so its not really needed.

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Posted by YTIGAFF on 04-04-2006 11:22 AM:

ear Neversoft

who finally banned theat stupid fucking faggot dook?

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Posted by Neversoft on 04-04-2006 11:23 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by YTIGAFF
ear Neversoft

who finally banned theat stupid fucking faggot dook?

Dwaggy I think, cos I didn't have the privs to do it cos of the stupid fucking user group he was in

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Posted by Dwaggy on 04-04-2006 11:40 AM:

i'm in ur base

stealing ur bans

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Posted by Neversoft on 04-04-2006 12:09 PM:

FUKURRR!!

I bet you were power-wanking at the time as well

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Posted by punzada on 04-05-2006 08:15 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by Neversoft
Possibly! I causes problems for me for starters and to remain consistent with previous wrist-slaps for peoples avatars... You should change it

Says the man with the pink hairy cock in his avatar.

Anyway,

Dear Neversoft,

How can I legally (at least, for the most part) make large amounts of cash with the most minimal effort or creativity possible?

Posted by Neversoft on 04-05-2006 09:51 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by punzada
Says the man with the pink hairy cock in his avatar.

Anyway,

Dear Neversoft,

How can I legally (at least, for the most part) make large amounts of cash with the most minimal effort or creativity possible?

Nobody finds cartoon cocks offensive, do they?

I'll change it because I love you!

As for making money... Why not power-wank online in front of a webcam and charge people for the pleasure of watching? Or maybe you could consider selling drugs to children.

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Posted by punzada on 04-05-2006 05:17 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Neversoft
Nobody finds cartoon cocks offensive, do they? I'll change it because I love you!

As for making money... Why not power-wank online in front of a webcam and charge people for the pleasure of watching? Or maybe you could consider selling drugs to children.

Power-wanking requires EXTREME effort, so that I do not find to be a valid choice. Selling drugs to children would work but their small bodies need less of said substances to get fucked up, so I would need to go with a better customer base.

Posted by Neversoft on 04-05-2006 05:50 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by punzada
Power-wanking requires EXTREME effort, so that I do not find to be a valid choice. Selling drugs to children would work but their small bodies need less of said substances to get fucked up, so I would need to go with a better customer base.

ok, why not sell your dirty underwear and trainers/sneakers on eBay? You could purchase undies for next-to-nothing, wear them until soiled then sell them to perverts online - You could also save money by not washing yourself and letting your nether regions spiral downwards into a quagmire of clotted shit, spunk and pubes... The resulting stains will make your online profits soar!

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Posted by Lord_Gandalf on 04-07-2006 03:33 PM:

Dear Neversoft,

When can we expect another beautiful painting on your ass?

Posted by Neversoft on 04-09-2006 12:58 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Lord_Gandalf
Dear Neversoft,

When can we expect another beautiful painting on your ass?

I haven't wiped for several weeks so at the moment it's more like a sculpture than a canvas... I'll ask my Girlfriend, she has an airbrushing kit that needs testing

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