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Posted by takwhori on 11-02-2008 02:32 PM:

The things you learn in school.

I was taught many years ago about farmers and how they would fallow their fields.
I'm pretty sure i learned it in Geography.
Now for the uneducated amongst you this is and I quote, "Land ploughed and tilled, but left unsown for a season to allow it to recuperate"
Now some of you may be asking, "What is the relevance of this thread to any fucking thing?"

I shall tell you.
When you go to shop and buy a 12 pack of beer and you want to drink as cold as possible as soon as possible then you should fallow your beer.
I've worked out that my freezer can hold 4 cans of beer. (not my one at home, i mean my hotel one)
So if I put 4 in and keep putting them in and out in a clockwise (or anti clockwise direction) then I'm fallowing my beer.
There you go a geography leason and a top tip.

Just don't drop the fuckin things then wonder which was first in and start holding them all to your face to guess which one is the coldest.

Posted by monty23 on 11-02-2008 04:07 PM:

Re: The things you learn in school.

quote:
Originally posted by takwhori

So if I put 4 in and keep putting them in and out in a clockwise (or anti clockwise direction) then I'm going to turn into another semi literate Scottish alcoholic.

Posted by takwhori on 11-02-2008 04:41 PM:

Re: Re: The things you learn in school.

quote:
Originally posted by monty23

1. Semiliterate is all the one word.
2. You should not use the name of a great british soldier, or golfer
3. i'm only a part time drunk.
i've tried the whole alcoholic but can only last 3 days now

4 you're probably a child molester

Posted by Ekno on 11-02-2008 05:17 PM:

LOL haha genious thread

Posted by ZootedLooter on 11-02-2008 05:54 PM:

we had 2 fallow our beers last night....only one case fit in the cooler at a time

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Posted by Avenue_1 on 11-02-2008 06:48 PM:

What's the reason you were staying in a hotel?

Dwaggy wants to know how much do you charge other men

Posted by ZootedLooter on 11-02-2008 06:50 PM:

that wouldnt apply to dwaggy anyway...he is subhuman and requires special rates

Posted by monty23 on 11-02-2008 06:52 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by ZootedLooter
we had 2 fallow our beers last night....only one case fit in the cooler at a time

Yeah, but you had friends round to share yours, what's his excuse

Posted by monty23 on 11-02-2008 06:57 PM:

Re: Re: Re: The things you learn in school.

quote:
Originally posted by takwhori
1. Semiliterate is all the one word.

I don't know why, but I always feel the need to reply phonetically to you.

Posted by takwhori on 11-02-2008 10:32 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by monty23
Yeah, but you had friends round to share yours, what's his excuse

I finished a 12 hour night shift in a foreign country and wanted to get slightly shitfaced on my own, while fucking about on my laptop.

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