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Posted by bartleby on 03-28-2009 01:54 AM:

Man jailed over vacuum sex act

A man police caught performing a sex act with a car wash vacuum has been sentenced to 90 days in prison.

Wtf ? He doesn't have his own vacuum at home ?

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Posted by HoldDaSalad on 03-28-2009 02:10 AM:

Re: Man jailed over vacuum sex act

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Originally posted by bartleby
A man police caught performing a sex act with a car wash vacuum has been sentenced to 90 days in prison.

Wtf ? He doesn't have his own vacuum at home ?

Gotta be one of Candymans relatives.

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Posted by The CandyMan on 03-29-2009 03:36 AM:

Re: Re: Man jailed over vacuum sex act

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Originally posted by HoldDaSalad
Gotta be one of Candymans relatives.

Or one of my friends who hasn't had any since April of last year.

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Posted by David Cameron on 03-29-2009 05:05 AM:

April last year? Shit, that's almost a whole year Para, has your Hymen grown back?

Posted by HoldDaSalad on 03-29-2009 05:32 AM:

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Originally posted by The CandyMan
Or one of my friends who hasn't had any since April of last year.

Your the twat from Michigan.

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Posted by The CandyMan on 03-30-2009 12:56 AM:

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Originally posted by Jingofin
April last year? Shit, that's almost a whole year Para, has your Hymen grown back?

Lol how do you know it's para?

Oh wait....

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Posted by Ripper on 03-30-2009 07:53 AM:

I thought it was N$ when i read the header since he hasn't been on all week

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Posted by Neversoft on 03-30-2009 01:12 PM:

I've been fighting for the Taliban all week, no time for Vacusex!

I don't get it, those vacuum nozzles are quite sharp and way too abrasive to fuck, erm, apparently.

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Posted by David Cameron on 03-30-2009 05:56 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by The CandyMan
Lol how do you know it's para?

Oh wait....

just an educated guess, was I right?

Oh wait......

Posted by Arthur Daily on 03-30-2009 09:38 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Neversoft
I've been fighting for the Taliban all week, no time for Vacusex!

I don't get it, those vacuum nozzles are quite sharp and way too abrasive to fuck, erm, apparently.

i WAS gonna say 'lol Apparenly' my ass.

but then i thourt better not eh.

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