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Posted by Darlowad on 11-08-2007 08:51 AM:

The jay Are and Jicjack against cupid, darlo, ave_XX and vanzan(s) in the pink thread

as requested.

Enjoy

Posted by yoshy on 11-08-2007 09:30 AM:

everyone wins...............except the above mentioned

Posted by vanzans on 11-08-2007 02:31 PM:

I was mentioned....notoriety at last.

Posted by Avenue_1 v4.0b on 11-08-2007 06:02 PM:

OK i shall make starting statements.

jicjak is a boring illegal immigrant, using a pc stolen in a burglary.
Jay Are is a peasant that lives in a trailer park specifically for faggots.
That is all.

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Posted by The CandyMan on 11-08-2007 06:36 PM:

Who?

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Posted by vanzans on 11-08-2007 07:21 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Avenue_1 v4.0b
jicjak is a boring illegal immigrant, using a pc stolen in a burglary.
Jay Are is a peasant that lives in a trailer park specifically for faggots.

quote:
Originally posted by Avenue_1 v4.0b

jicjak is a boring illegal immigrant, using a pc stolen in a burglary.
Jay Are is a peasant that lives in a trailer park specifically for faggots.

Posted by jicjak on 11-08-2007 07:35 PM:

Hard core cronies pitted against perspicacious upstarts. For whom and what purpose? Suggest you pursue your entertainment needs else ware and strongly recommend watching a serious but satisfying movie. Oh and if anyone is heralding what does and does not belong in da pink castigate posters 12 through 16 of the “best films” thread. If not so much for the “new direction” of VCDQ.

Tootle lou all.

Posted by David Cameron on 11-08-2007 07:44 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by jicjak
Hard core cronies pitted against perspicacious upstarts. For whom and what purpose? Suggest you pursue your entertainment needs else ware and strongly recommend watching a serious but satisfying movie. Oh and if anyone is heralding what does and does not belong in da pink castigate posters 12 through 16 of the “best films” thread. If not so much for the “new direction” of VCDQ.

Tootle lou all.

SHut the fuck up you immense faggot. I don't know what it is jicjak but there is something about you that annoys the fuck out of me. You should be locked in this forum for the duration of your life, which, if you are as much of a cock sucker in real life, shouldn't be very long. You are a dumb piece of shit that is clearly so depressed about being retarded that you need to come to a forum and attempt to sound intelligent, this is how I picture you.

So please, just fuck off you French faggot.

Also, why the fuck have you grouped me with a cuntslap like vanzan, surely that pissant should be on the underside of the of Intelligence Quotient bar with his fuck buddy jicjak, And Jay Are? Who?

Posted by Avenue_1 v4.0b on 11-08-2007 07:44 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by jicjak
else "ware"

Yea, Good English

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Posted by David Cameron on 11-08-2007 07:48 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Avenue_1 v4.0b
Yea, Good English

The cunt forgot to look that one up in the dictionary, must have slipped under his spell check. Always knew the cunt was a spaz.

Posted by Darlowad on 11-08-2007 07:54 PM:

im off to download some wherez

Posted by Fionn McCool on 11-08-2007 07:55 PM:

Posting for the first time in 2 months to say I agree with Cupidstunt. Oh, the horror!

Posted by jicjak on 11-08-2007 07:56 PM:

Posted by The CandyMan on 11-08-2007 08:00 PM:

Can't you all just feel the love?

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Posted by Avenue_1 v4.0b on 11-08-2007 08:19 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by jicjak
else ware

babelfish not working correctly again?

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Posted by David Cameron on 11-08-2007 08:53 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Fionn McCool
Posting for the first time in 2 months to say I agree with Cupidstunt. Oh, the horror!

Posted by doctor zoidy on 11-08-2007 11:06 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by jicjak
else ware:
http://www.reference.com/search?q=E...WARE&r=d&db=web

So you use your quote to point to a website that references your ignorance? Certainly there were 95,000 results in google, but of those (judging by the first page in results) 30% were of the usage of else and ware separately, and the other 70% of the results were other users that lack dictionaries.

footnotes: normally i would avoid capital letters, even at the risk of proper grammar, but when mocking someone's spelling or grammar, it seemed appropriate to properly capitalize. thank you for your time.

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quote:
Originally posted by Dwaggy
Thats alot of words for someone that sells DVDs out of the back of a truck

quote:
Originally posted by Avenue_1 v3.0b
Read zoidys comment for clarification.

Posted by Avenue_1 v4.0b on 11-08-2007 11:07 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Fionn McCool
Posting for the first time in 2 months to say I agree with Cupidstunt. Oh, the horror!

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Posted by Neversoft on 11-08-2007 11:26 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by doctor zoidy
So you use your quote to point to a website that references your ignorance? Certainly there were 95,000 results in google, but of those (judging by the first page in results) 30% were of the usage of else and ware separately, and the other 70% of the results were other users that lack dictionaries.

footnotes: normally i would avoid capital letters, even at the risk of proper grammar, but when mocking someone's spelling or grammar, it seemed appropriate to properly capitalize. thank you for your time.

You didn't capitalise the "G" in "Google" and there's no apostrophe in "someones"; I won't mention the use of a "z" in "Capitalise" you Yank fuck

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Posted by ZootedLooter on 11-08-2007 11:59 PM:

woo hoo.....

....a royal rumble....

....oh the excitement

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Posted by bartleby on 11-09-2007 12:05 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by jicjak
else ware

Hahaha

Glad you took my advice about not to trying and sound smart.

Im happy to help.

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Posted by danimal39 on 11-09-2007 12:33 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by Neversoft
You didn't capitalise the "G" in "Google" and there's no apostrophe in "someones"; I won't mention the use of a "z" in "Capitalise" you Yank fuck

Round 1 to x1,x2,x3,x4,reply please JikJak!

Posted by doctor zoidy on 11-09-2007 02:19 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by Neversoft
You didn't capitalise the "G" in "Google" and there's no apostrophe in "someones"; I won't mention the use of a "z" in "Capitalise" you Yank fuck

cum on dawg, mi footnot be in my reglar stylie! lolz... i only talkz all smart n shit when im not wit my peeps.

footnote on my footnote: there is, however, an apostrophe in "someone's" as it is the singular possessive pronoun. i think. i shall check and return.

footnote^3: from the quick research i have just performed, it seems that most personal pronouns do not take an apostrophe in their possessive forms (its, his, hers, ours, yours) except for the indefinite pronouns, such as "one's," "anyone's," "someone's," etc... coincidentally, the use of "else" following a pronoun will most often see a possessive form of x "else's", as in "someone else's."

p.s. you forgot a period on the end of your sentence, NS.

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quote:
Originally posted by Dwaggy
Thats alot of words for someone that sells DVDs out of the back of a truck

quote:
Originally posted by Avenue_1 v3.0b
Read zoidys comment for clarification.

Posted by Jay Are on 11-09-2007 06:14 AM:

i have decided to respond, despite my better instincts.

cupid, possible or no, i can actually smell your cunt over the internet. a combination of pungent sex gravy and homeless shelter fill my server room.

darlo, i don't read your posts, and therefore have nothing to say about you - good or bad.

ave, oh ave. you and i have such a history, it almost feels like second nature to bash you. i wish only that you would stop being so mean for no reason. even hitler had a reason. i am sure that no matter how many times you are banned, you will come back as a new ver. it seems depressing that you would need this forum so badly as to come back over and over when you are not wanted. i can safely say you have no real friends and are addicted to cock.

van, i have nothing against you and tend to enjoy your posts; including the repost in this thread. cheers on a job well done mate.

yes, i do not care for grammar. please feel free to point out all letters that were not written with the first letter as a majuscule, as i never would have known, had you not pointed them out. :-)

ps - lay off zoidy - he's a doctor for god sake.

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Posted by jicjak on 11-09-2007 06:41 AM:

Posted by LOLobo on 11-09-2007 08:09 AM:

Jicjack isn't French. Only Shn is, no one else except for kids could ever be.

This thread sucks, didn't turn out how I had hoped :<

Posted by Darlowad on 11-09-2007 09:05 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by Jay Are

darlo, i don't read your posts, and therefore have nothing to say about you - good or bad.

i made love to your father

what u got to say about tha

Posted by Jay Are on 11-09-2007 10:14 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by LOLobo
Jicjack isn't French. Only Shn is, no one else except for kids could ever be.

This thread sucks, didn't turn out how I had hoped :<

sorry to let you down. you remind me of cartman - "RACE WAR!!"

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Posted by doctor zoidy on 11-09-2007 03:36 PM:

quote:
[i]and dippy “doctor” zoidy [/B]

/me blushes

I'm important now.

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quote:
Originally posted by Dwaggy
Thats alot of words for someone that sells DVDs out of the back of a truck

quote:
Originally posted by Avenue_1 v3.0b
Read zoidys comment for clarification.

Posted by Avenue_1 v4.0b on 11-09-2007 06:06 PM:

So, 10 points for guessing which spastic Jay Are was before she got banned... Dukenukem, YTIGAFF etc. hmmm.

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Posted by bartleby on 11-09-2007 07:19 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Avenue_1 v4.0b
So, 10 points for guessing which spastic Jay Are was before she got banned... Dukenukem,

I was thinking that When i was reading his post. But i dont think Jay Are is that retarded... I'd really like to know if he is still sround though.

Just in case i need a picture of my screen.

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Posted by vanzans on 11-09-2007 07:58 PM:

yes who was that that took a photo of their screen instead of using prntscrn?

I remember coming across it in a thread search.........

Posted by Avenue_1 v4.0b on 11-09-2007 08:06 PM:

This is the infamous thread here , Jay Are is that retarded to do that... i reckon he is the new and google improved "dukenukem" !!!

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Posted by bartleby on 11-09-2007 08:52 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Avenue_1 v4.0b
This is the infamous thread here , Jay Are is that retarded to do that... i reckon he is the new and google improved "dukenukem" !!!

Pah hahaha

Awesome thread !

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Posted by Jay Are on 11-10-2007 04:52 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by Avenue_1 v4.0b
This is the infamous thread here , Jay Are is that retarded to do that... i reckon he is the new and google improved "dukenukem" !!!

if you really are that curious, why not just ask me? or better yet, why not just read that other person's posts and then read mine and see if they sound similar. if you have already done that and concluded i am this other person, your asshole is as full of cock as ave's.

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Posted by MrEMann on 11-10-2007 05:17 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by LOLobo
Jicjack isn't French. Only Shn is, no one else except for kids could ever be.

This thread sucks, didn't turn out how I had hoped :<

Quotin da truth!

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Posted by Jay Are on 11-10-2007 08:28 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by Darlowad v6.0b
i made love to your father

what u got to say about tha

get yourself tested... now

ps - it was good to finally read one of your posts. not bad. i like that you romanticized penetrating my fathers shit chute, but seriously, see a doctor. maybe zoidy could have a look down below?

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Posted by Darlowad on 11-10-2007 11:34 AM:

print screenin this baby

Posted by The CandyMan on 11-10-2007 03:02 PM:

Jay Are hanging out with JicJack, darlo, ave and vanzan (xx had a p.o. appointment)

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Posted by bartleby on 11-11-2007 02:03 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by Jay Are
if you really are that curious, why not just ask me? or better yet, why not just read that other person's posts and then read mine and see if they sound similar. if you have already done that and concluded i am this other person, your asshole is as full of cock as ave's.

Who the fuck are you talking to ?

You quoted ave yet referred to him in your post ?

I feel that you're talking to me , but faggoted up your post , if you would read my post properly i said i dont think you're duke , but i would like to know if he is still here.

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Posted by Avenue_1 v4.0b on 11-11-2007 08:45 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by bartleby
I feel that you're talking to me , but faggoted up your post

Yup, he's a retarded little troll.

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Posted by Jay Are on 11-11-2007 12:34 PM:

no it was ave that first suggested that i was this other person. i was not speaking to you at all, but am glad you perceived it that way. i would imagine you take many things too personally, as i was happy to see that you do not think i'm a total fucktard and meant no disrespect to you because of it.

however, you have officially joined forces with ave, and have become my sworn enemy in the process. i feel only pity for the many many threads that will be abused by your alliance and the vast number of 10 year old boys you will surely take into your bedrooms, night after night.

"i award you no points, and may god have mercy on your soul."

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Posted by Jay Are on 11-11-2007 12:35 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Avenue_1 v4.0b
Yup, he's a retarded little troll.

i love you too, douche.

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Posted by Avenue_1 v4.0b on 11-11-2007 01:05 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Jay Are

however, you have officially joined forces with ave, and have become my sworn enemy in the process.

Oh dear... go away you little n00b

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Posted by ZootedLooter on 11-11-2007 01:59 PM:

this is getting boring

Posted by The CandyMan on 11-11-2007 02:42 PM:

Five replies and not one about my pic?!?! Fuck all of ya!!

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Posted by monty23 on 11-11-2007 05:12 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by The CandyMan
Five replies and not one about my pic?!?! Fuck all of ya!!

It's probably because it's well established you're a racist from another thread, so your picture lost it's 'shock value'.

Posted by David Cameron on 11-11-2007 05:19 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by monty23
It's probably because it's well established you're a racist from another thread, so your picture lost it's 'shock value'.

Ya Candymans a big racist lol

I didn't reply coz I wasn't in the picture. I'd like to think that Candyman mentally imagined I was the one taking the photo but I feel I am deluding myself as he clearly just forgot about me.

Posted by vanzans on 11-11-2007 05:37 PM:

I don't get it! What's funny about 5 black guys sitting in front of a row of computers?

Posted by David Cameron on 11-11-2007 06:29 PM:

It wasn't 5 guys, it was 5 black guy's lol.

Posted by monty23 on 11-11-2007 06:40 PM:

Black guys are stoopid lol

Posted by monty23 on 11-11-2007 06:46 PM:

LOL

Posted by Darlowad on 11-11-2007 07:53 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by monty23
Black guys are stoopid lol

Posted by LOLobo on 11-11-2007 09:07 PM:

CANDYMAN'S A NIGGER

Posted by Avenue_1 v4.0b on 11-11-2007 09:40 PM:

ManCandy is a nigger pimp, he doesn't sell chocolate candy, he sells chocolate bootayyy!

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Posted by Jay Are on 11-11-2007 11:19 PM:

this thread has taken a turn for the worst. i'll let you mods and admins, in your infinate wisdom, close it when you get around to it.

it is getting boring tho.

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Posted by bartleby on 11-11-2007 11:31 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Jay Are
however, you have officially joined forces with ave,

I am a lone wolf , i have no need for alliances of the interweb kind.

I go to any site i wish ,and burn alone .Always.

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Posted by bartleby on 11-11-2007 11:35 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by vanzans
I don't get it! What's funny about 5 black guys sitting in front of a row of computers?

Nothing , candyman was just showing that some computer crime was happening.

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Posted by LOLobo on 11-12-2007 01:59 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by bartleby
I am a lone wolf , i have no need for alliances of the interweb kind.

I go to any site i wish ,and burn alone .Always.

I walk a lonely road
The only one that I have ever known
Don't know where it goes
But It's home me and I walk alone

I walk this empty street
On the Boulevard of broken dreams
Where the city sleeps
And I'm the only one and I walk alone

I walk alonegfttrrrrrrrfrffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
fffffffffff
I walk alone

I walk alone
I walk a...

My shadow's only one that walks beside me
My shallow heart's the only thing that's beating
Sometimes I wish some one out there will find me
Till then I walk alone

Ah-ah Ah-ah Ah-ah Ahhh-ah
Ah-ah Ah-ah Ah-ah

I'm walking down the line
That divides me somewhere in my mind
On the border line of the edge
And where I walk alone

Read between the lines what's
Fucked up and everything's all right
Check my vital signs and know I'm still alive
And I walk alone

I walk alone
I walk alone

I walk alone
I walk a...

My shadow's only one that walks beside me
My shallow heart's the only thing that's beating
Sometimes I wish someone out there will find me
Till then I walk alone

Ah-Ah Ah-Ah Ah-Ah Ahhh-Ah
Ah-Ah Ah-Ah

I walk alone
I walk a...

I walk this empty street
On the Boulevard of broken dreams
When the city sleeps
And I'm the only one and I walk a...

My shadow's only one that walks beside me
My shallow heart's the only thing that's beating
Sometimes I wish someone out there will find me
Till then I walk alone

Posted by LOLobo on 11-12-2007 02:01 AM:

quote:
gfttrrrrrrrfrffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
ff

Posted by The CandyMan on 11-12-2007 04:11 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by Jay Are
this thread has taken a turn for the worst.

My work is done.

Hey Jay Are, need a job?

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Posted by Neversoft on 11-12-2007 12:07 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by The CandyMan

I take it that's the "Command and Control Centre" for all 411 scams? That's Dr Umbuluu Umbekeke on the right.

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Posted by Jay Are on 11-12-2007 09:27 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by The CandyMan
My work is done.

Hey Jay Are, need a job?

yes, i have much experience.

i used to make ice. i am also produce liquid explosion from animal for to make more animal.

edit:: seriously tho, yes i could use a better job. getting tired of building trucks.

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Posted by vanzans on 11-12-2007 09:54 PM:

Hey Jay Are keep at Avenue_1...he can't handle your verbals....I love it!

Posted by Avenue_1 v4.0b on 11-12-2007 10:32 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by vanzans
Hey Jay Are keep at Avenue_1...he can't handle your verbals....I love it!

lol, you're just pissed off coz you're gullible, re:"how many of you here"

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Posted by Darlowad on 11-13-2007 12:53 AM:

this has fizzled out into nothing more than playground banter

sleezy attempts at wittyness and underhand insults .

jay are swallowed the urban dictionary and vanzan(s) w/e is brown nosing

and predictably some one threw the old faithful nigger joke in (hahah) for good measure

this thread needs a desperate change of direction.

i dont want that responsibility on my shoulders.

Posted by Jay Are on 11-13-2007 03:31 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Darlowad v6.0b
this has fizzled out into nothing more than playground banter

sleezy attempts at wittyness and underhand insults .

jay are swallowed the urban dictionary and vanzan(s) w/e is brown nosing

and predictably some one threw the old faithful nigger joke in (hahah) for good measure

this thread needs a desperate change of direction.

i dont want that responsibility on my shoulders.

and yet you chose to comment.

so, in that respect, i submit to you the challenge of changing that direction. perhaps something constructive?

i do know that this thread was created as a battleground for dimwitted individuals such as myself. this being the case, i would like to crap in your mouth. oh shit son - spray.

i am, however, sorry this thread did not turn out the way some people wanted. just for the record, i had a great time. i would expect that so did all others who posted. otherwise, i think they would have moved on to a more interesting conversation. therefore, all those who have posted in this thread saying "this thread sucks" have inversely affected their own comment, simply by adding to the design, making themselves look even douchier than they already were.

please, think before you type. i, myself, have been guilty of this major oversight. the difference is i understand when i have said something retarded, can apologize, understand why what i said was rejected by the vcd community, and attempt to overcome my developmental delay.

ps - it wasn't the urban dictionary, it was google. those who refuse to use the resources at hand will stay as handicapped as they are right this second. it only makes my bashing that much easier.

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Posted by vanzans on 11-13-2007 03:33 PM:

you tell 'em Jay...

p.s don't forget avenue_1!!

Posted by Jay Are on 11-13-2007 03:51 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by vanzans
you tell 'em Jay...

p.s don't forget avenue_1!!

van, i do not respond to peer pressure well. however, i tend to agree with you in this case and, though ave hasn't said anything negative toward me of late, i will comply.

ave. i wish to convey the amount of hatred i feel for you. i want everyone to see you for the ball-sucking pile of anal seepage your mother let loose before a time when planned parenthood could have helped prevent her little "situation". there really is nothing like an underage, drug-addicted, cum swallowing, nut chewing, pube flossing, scat filming, breast enhancing, blue magic addicted, blow-you-for-more-crack prom night dumpster baby like your gaper of a mom. in fact, i have half a pack of rolaids just thinking about that vajay. no offense.

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Posted by vanzans on 11-13-2007 04:28 PM:

good, very good...may I advise you to concentrate your efforts on ave..

Posted by Darlowad on 11-13-2007 04:55 PM:

@ jay are
its plainly obvious you were sexually abused by a priest as a child but at the same time you learnt a thing or two .

no amount of riddles and ' and ! marks steer away from the fact u are a CUNT.

Posted by Jay Are on 11-13-2007 06:48 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Darlowad v6.0b
@ jay are
its plainly obvious you were sexually abused by a priest as a child but at the same time you learnt a thing or two .

no amount of riddles and ' and ! marks steer away from the fact u are a CUNT.

yes, but he was very gentle...

u r what u eat

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Posted by Avenue_1 v4.0b on 11-13-2007 08:35 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Jay Are

ave. i wish to convey the amount of hatred i feel for you. i want everyone to see you for the ball-sucking pile of anal seepage your mother let loose before a time when planned parenthood could have helped prevent her little "situation". there really is nothing like an underage, drug-addicted, cum swallowing, nut chewing, pube flossing, scat filming, breast enhancing, blue magic addicted, blow-you-for-more-crack prom night dumpster baby like your gaper of a mom. in fact, i have half a pack of rolaids just thinking about that vajay. no offense.

Worst...flame...ever

You...are...retarded.

I...thank...you

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Posted by Jay Are on 11-13-2007 09:21 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Avenue_1 v4.0b
Worst...flame...ever

You...are...retarded.

I...thank...you

well, there's one opinion that doesn't matter. anyone else?

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Posted by Avenue_1 v4.0b on 11-13-2007 10:31 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Jay Are
well, there's one opinion that doesn't matter. anyone else?

Worst...comeback...ever

You...are...retarded.

I...thank...you

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Posted by vanzans on 11-13-2007 10:38 PM:

I think you kicked his arse Jay Are...keep up the good work!!

Posted by Avenue_1 v4.0b on 11-13-2007 10:45 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by vanzans
I got a good mark in maths at school but I find I'm utterly useless now. Had to have a think about which was lower , -8 or -6.

I've just forgotten all the basics in the intervening years.....anyone else find this or am I just a spastic?

'Nuff said

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Posted by Jay Are on 11-14-2007 02:25 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by Avenue_1 v4.0b
Worst...comeback...ever

You...are...retarded.

I...thank...you

technically, that's the worst comeback ever.

quote:
Originally posted by Avenue_1 v4.0b
'Nuff said

ok, that's actually pretty funny. exept for 'nuff. 'nuff isn't funny at all. i hate ppl that use half words. they do provide mild entertainment, given the circumstances, but would i socialize or fuck one? no. fuck no i would not.

now that's not to say i wouldn't flick quarters, throw stones (get the religious undertone? you shouldn't. there isn't one) or shoot at the feet of said cro-magnonion. is that wrong? is it wrong to wish foot harm on another human being, knowing he is lesser than i and his feet are likely to be covered in hair? thick, yellow toenails. pitch black soles. blistered from the long walk. yes i always talk this much.

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Posted by bartleby on 11-14-2007 04:04 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by Jay Are
yes i always talk this much.

You must get hit alot.

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Posted by Darlowad on 11-14-2007 08:50 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by bartleby
You must get hit alot.

like jewish people

Posted by Avenue_1 v4.0b on 11-14-2007 05:30 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by bartleby
You must get hit alot.

He's the kid everyone bullied in school. Are you still in school Jay Are? I'm guessing you're a virgin too. So , what is it, 40 y/o virgin or 16 y/o virgin?

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Posted by sex? on 11-14-2007 06:00 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Jay Are
i hate ppl that use half words.

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Posted by vanzans on 11-14-2007 06:07 PM:

Concentrate on Avenue, Jay Are...you have the DICKLESS FUCK on the defensive!

Posted by Avenue_1 v4.0b on 11-14-2007 06:24 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by vanzans
Concentrate on Avenue, Jay Are...you have the dickless fuck on the defensive.

Yeah, come on Jay Are, do as your little bitch tells you

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Posted by vanzans on 11-14-2007 06:25 PM:

Its "your" not "you're" you uneducated, dickfaced, retarded, piece of shit.

Posted by Avenue_1 v4.0b on 11-14-2007 06:26 PM:

What are you babbling on about now you little bitch?

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Posted by monty23 on 11-14-2007 07:58 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by vanzans
Concentrate on Avenue, Jay Are...you have the DICKLESS FUCK on the defensive! Sadly i have neither the wit, nor wisdom, to do this myself. I do however growl like my mothers anus.

Posted by vanzans on 11-14-2007 08:15 PM:

At least I'm not reduced to making up quotes from people. Thats the real hopeless sad bastard way..."mong"ty by name "mong"ty by nature.

Posted by monty23 on 11-14-2007 08:42 PM:

And i'm not reduced to editing my original posts because i fucked up the first time.

The 'monty'/'mongty' thing. Like what you did there, man did i lol!!

Ave, have a go at him, i think i've found his g-spot!

Posted by monty23 on 11-14-2007 08:44 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by vanzans
Concentrate on Avenue, Jay Are...you have the DICKLESS FUCK on the defensive!

This is the real sad bastards way sunshine. Pansy.

Posted by vanzans on 11-14-2007 08:48 PM:

Take a trip over to the "Damn Son She's Fine " thread and see ave start the name calling thing.

Posted by vanzans on 11-14-2007 08:50 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by monty23
Ave, have a go at him, i think i've found his g-spot!

My G-spot? Let me get this straight...you want ave to sexually stimulate me? Er no thanks monty

Posted by Avenue_1 v4.0b on 11-14-2007 08:52 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by vanzans
Take a trip over to the "Damn Son She's Fine " thread and see ave start the name calling thing.

You just haven't quite grasped what monty is saying.
Why are you so stupid?

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Posted by vanzans on 11-14-2007 08:54 PM:

Albert Einstein couldn't understand what mongty is getting at. Is mongty your bum boy?

To be honest when I was encouraging Jay Are to go after ave it was only messing around. I only did because I get the impression Jay Are is a bit of a loon and winding ave up.

The was no malice in it. I was just having a joke and thought ave saw it the same way.

I didn't expect to get flamed in and out of the pink.

Posted by sex? on 11-14-2007 09:49 PM:

i hate jay are

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Posted by monty23 on 11-14-2007 10:00 PM:

hmm, bugger. edit

Posted by takwhori on 11-14-2007 10:13 PM:

I've had several attacks of the shits today but none for over an hour.

I fancy having some Guiness and a joint and watching Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares which I just downloaded.

Should I risk taking a chance with the Guiness?

Posted by Avenue_1 v4.0b on 11-14-2007 10:13 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by vanzans
Albert Einstein couldn't understand what mongty is getting at. Is mongty your bum boy?

To be honest when I was encouraging Jay Are to go after ave it was only messing around. I only did because I get the impression Jay Are is a bit of a loon and winding ave up.

The was no malice in it. I was just having a joke and thought ave saw it the same way.

I didn't expect to get flamed in and out of the pink.

Nice edit, half an hour later...

btw, stop trying to slime your way out of the situation you put yourself in, little bitch

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Posted by bartleby on 11-14-2007 10:24 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by vanzans
Take a trip over to the "Damn Son She's Fine " thread and see ave start the name calling thing.

Hey fuck you , if anyone goes to my thread it should be to post pics of hot chicks. Thats what the fucker was intended for.

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Posted by LOLobo on 11-15-2007 07:08 AM:

Anyone that posted in this thread that has a sig longer than takwhori's flacid penis will be banned sometime later this week and have a months worth of posts purged.

Posted by Darlowad on 11-15-2007 08:56 AM:

This thread has gripped the nations hearts

not since pippa died in home & away has there been such a feeling of unity between human beings

peace out x

Posted by Jay Are on 11-15-2007 05:44 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by sex?
i hate jay are

edit:: so can we close this thread now or what

2nd edit:: seriously, i think we're done

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