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Posted by David Cameron on 11-17-2007 11:27 PM:

THE WE LOVE ISRAEL THREAD

I LOVE ISRAEL

YES, YES I DO.



Posted by yoshy on 11-18-2007 12:44 AM:


Posted by yoshy on 11-18-2007 12:46 AM:


Posted by yoshy on 11-18-2007 12:47 AM:


Posted by yoshy on 11-18-2007 12:49 AM:


Posted by David Cameron on 11-18-2007 12:56 AM:

THIS MAN IS MY HERO



Posted by Darlowad on 11-18-2007 11:52 AM:



p.s fuk the scots aswell hahahahahahah


Posted by crob on 11-18-2007 04:52 PM:



She isn't so keen


Posted by jicjak on 11-18-2007 08:38 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by crob


She isn't so keen



Something to be said for that.


Posted by David Cameron on 11-18-2007 08:42 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by crob


She isn't so keen




Awww such a precious moment captured on camera.

Palestinians suck, that is all.


Posted by jicjak on 11-18-2007 08:53 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by cupidstunt
Awww such a precious moment captured on camera.

Palestinians suck, that is all.



Only the kosher ones.


Posted by sex? on 11-19-2007 06:01 PM:

Thumbs up

holy shit jikjac said something funny

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Posted by Avenue_1 v4.0b on 11-19-2007 06:13 PM:

Yeah, but he's still a dumb piece of boring shit. just messing with you, son.

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Posted by jicjak on 11-19-2007 08:03 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by sex?
holy shit jikjac said something funny


You are intelligent.


Posted by jicjak on 11-19-2007 08:07 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Avenue_1 v4.0b
Yeah, but he's still a dumb piece of boring shit. just messing with you, son.


How loathsome a loser you are. Scoot stupid.


Posted by Avenue_1 v4.0b on 11-19-2007 08:09 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by jicjak
How loathsome a loser you are. Scoot stupid.


Tut tut old bean, i was jesting with you, re: just messing with you .
You aren't very intelligent, are you? (rhetorical, before you try to reply to that too.)

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Posted by jicjak on 11-19-2007 08:34 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Avenue_1 v4.0b
Tut tut old bean, i was jesting with you, re: just messing with you .
You aren't very intelligent, are you? (rhetorical, before you try to reply to that too.)



Love those that pose the rhetorical without knowing its meaning or application. Silly simpletons they are but funeee.


Posted by Avenue_1 v4.0b on 11-19-2007 08:39 PM:

Yes, yes you are a retard



Main Entry:
rhe·tor·i·cal Listen to the pronunciation of rhetorical
Pronunciation:
\ri-ˈtȯr-i-kəl, -ˈtär-\
Variant(s):
also rhe·tor·ic Listen to the pronunciation of rhetoric \ri-ˈtȯr-ik, -ˈtär-\
Function:
adjective
Date:
15th century

1 a: of, relating to, or concerned with rhetoric b: employed for rhetorical effect; especially : asked merely for effect with no answer expected <a rhetorical question>2 a: given to rhetoric : grandiloquent b: verbal
— rhe·tor·i·cal·ly Listen to the pronunciation of rhetorically \-i-k(ə-)lē\ adverb


I guess you googled it (because you don't know what it means and came up with it's "definition" on wiki Damn you're stupid


Posted by Avenue_1 v4.0b on 11-19-2007 08:52 PM:

It is "funeee" to watch a simpleton that has been educated via google trying to act intelligent. Easy to spot the fake. I guess they didn't have schools in the shanty towns where you were raised. Ah well, 'tis amusing...

What a dickhead


Posted by David Cameron on 11-19-2007 09:16 PM:

jicjak is teh most cleverest person on tinternetz.


Please make sure all further replies are at least slightly dedicated to the glory of Israel.


Posted by bartleby on 11-20-2007 12:10 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by cupidstunt
Please make sure all further replies are at least slightly dedicated to the glory of Israel.


Jizzjak should go to israel and die.

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Posted by jicjak on 11-20-2007 12:38 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by Avenue_1 v4.0b
Yes, yes you are a retard



Main Entry:
rhe·tor·i·cal Listen to the pronunciation of rhetorical
Pronunciation:
\ri-ˈtȯr-i-kəl, -ˈtär-\
Variant(s):
also rhe·tor·ic Listen to the pronunciation of rhetoric \ri-ˈtȯr-ik, -ˈtär-\
Function:
adjective
Date:
15th century

1 a: of, relating to, or concerned with rhetoric b: employed for rhetorical effect; especially : asked merely for effect with no answer expected <a rhetorical question>2 a: given to rhetoric : grandiloquent b: verbal
— rhe·tor·i·cal·ly Listen to the pronunciation of rhetorically \-i-k(ə-)lē\ adverb


I guess you googled it (because you don't know what it means and came up with it's "definition" on wiki Damn you're stupid



“Asked merely for effect with no answer expected.” Indeed jesting jackass. Begone as you bore. Take with you tweedledumb and that league of lesser lights.


Posted by jicjak on 11-20-2007 12:56 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by jicjak
“Asked merely for effect with no answer expected.” Indeed jesting jackass. Begone as you bore. Take with you tweedledumb and that league of lesser lights.


Oops my mistake. Cupid’s thread.


Posted by bartleby on 11-20-2007 02:39 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by jicjak
“Asked merely for effect with no answer expected.” Indeed jesting jackass. Begone as you bore. Take with you tweedledumb and that league of lesser lights.


Why do you keep talking like a faggot who's stuck in medieval england ?



Medieval england being nothing like the great land of israel (just staying on topic)

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Posted by Fionn McCool on 11-20-2007 02:42 AM:

I time travelled here from the year 700 BC.


Posted by ZootedLooter on 11-20-2007 02:48 AM:

on a potatoe

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Posted by LOLobo on 11-20-2007 03:42 AM:

that recently exited Neversoft's arse.


Posted by Avenue_1 v4.0b on 11-20-2007 05:29 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by bartleby
Why do you keep talking like a faggot who's stuck in medieval england ?



Because he's been educated through google, ask him a question that hasn't been answered on any site that google crawls and the retarded muppet will be stumped
Fuck he's one boring piece of dumb shit, although i do feel sorry for the twat as there is no way he has any friends in his real life, and according to the amount of all his reviews of movies and different series i'm pretty fucking sure he doesn't go out at all!

He must be a Palestinian, he's definatly not an Israelite , the SCUM!


Posted by jicjak on 11-20-2007 06:03 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Avenue_1 v4.0b
Because he's been educated through google, ask him a question that hasn't been answered on any site that google crawls and the retarded muppet will be stumped
Fuck he's one boring piece of dumb shit, although i do feel sorry for the twat as there is no way he has any friends in his real life, and according to the amount of all his reviews of movies and different series i'm pretty fucking sure he doesn't go out at all!

He must be a Palestinian, he's definatly not an Israelite , the SCUM!



Stick more to the topic please silly stupid moronic one.


Posted by Avenue_1 v4.0b on 11-20-2007 06:27 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Avenue_1 v4.0b
Because he's been educated through google, ask him a question that hasn't been answered on any site that google crawls and the retarded muppet will be stumped
Fuck he's one boring piece of dumb shit, although i do feel sorry for the twat as there is no way he has any friends in his real life, and according to the amount of all his reviews of movies and different series i'm pretty fucking sure he doesn't go out at all!

He must be a Palestinian, he's definatly not an Israelite , the SCUM!


Posted by Avenue_1 v4.0b on 11-20-2007 06:35 PM:

Can't get more on topic than that you asshole moron
Read the last line oh spasticated one


Posted by jicjak on 11-20-2007 06:42 PM:

A bit waylaid but on to the topic. I await anxiously.


Posted by Neversoft on 11-20-2007 07:52 PM:

Is that a Haiku?

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Posted by Avenue_1 v4.0b on 11-20-2007 08:09 PM:

NAH, IT'S JUST A FAGGOT BABBLING.


Posted by bartleby on 11-20-2007 08:30 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by jicjak
A bit waylaid but on to the topic. I await anxiously.


English speak please young middle englishman sir.


Edit :: Praise Israel

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Posted by David Cameron on 11-20-2007 08:40 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by jicjak
Stick more to the topic please silly stupid moronic one.


Thats a bit rich, coming from the cunt who hasn't once mentioned Israel.

Fuck you jikjak, fuck you.


Posted by davidbrent on 11-20-2007 09:10 PM:

Im guessing jickjack models himself on Baldrick or data from the trek

Oh and erm Israel.

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Posted by Avenue_1 v4.0b on 11-20-2007 09:10 PM:

Israel would not tolerate a DickHead like jizjak (much like here, and anywhere else he goes/lives i suspect).
Are you hideously ugly jizjak?


Posted by jicjak on 11-21-2007 01:21 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by crob

She isn't so keen



quote:
Originally posted by jicjak
Something to be said for that.


quote:
Originally posted by cupidstunt
Awww such a precious moment captured on camera.
Palestinians suck, that is all.



quote:
Originally posted by jicjak
Only the kosher ones.


Oh and erm Israel. I repeat stick more to the topic please silly stupid moronic ones. Rather important subject matter and I can always dispense with you another time.


Posted by bartleby on 11-21-2007 01:44 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by jicjak
silly stupid moronic ones



You're the stupid moronic silly.

Israel HATES you.

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Posted by LOLobo on 11-21-2007 06:49 AM:

ISRAEL > AMERICA'S HAT!


Posted by David Cameron on 11-21-2007 07:57 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by jicjak
...I can always dispense with you another time.


Don't you mean 'dispose of' instead of 'dispense with'? You see dispense is a verb, on it's own in that sentence it doesn't really make much sense. You are going to dispense what another time? You a drug dealer? Please clarify retard.


Posted by bottles on 11-21-2007 09:44 AM:

...Israel is greater than Americas hat? Which one, 'cause Ten Gallon hats are pretty big...


Posted by yoshy on 11-21-2007 09:49 AM:

Bush Bush watch your back
Hizbullah will attack!

Bush Bush we know you
daddy was a killer too!

Palestine don't you cry
We will never let you die!

Stop the killing Stop the crime
Israel out of Palestine!

Tony Blair You don't care
Children dying everywhere!

La illah ha ill al Allah
Muhammad rasool ullah

Nasrullah ya habib


Posted by jicjak on 11-21-2007 02:35 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by cupidstunt
Don't you mean 'dispose of' instead of 'dispense with'? You see dispense is a verb, on it's own in that sentence it doesn't really make much sense. You are going to dispense what another time? You a drug dealer? Please clarify retard.


Read it stupid. And buy a good dictionary.

Dispense with:

a) to do without; forgo: to dispense with preliminaries

b) to do away with; rid of

Regardless I grow weary of engaging in such drivel. Thought this thread was off to a good start and in no time it is derailed by the master of such acts. The inane ave_0. No more to be said on the matter.


Posted by Avenue_1 v4.0b on 11-21-2007 05:05 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by jicjak
No more to be said on the matter.


Oh yes there is baldrick...You're the biggest asshat that has ever visited the internet, if you're going to be a fucking dickhead at least try and be funny. I doubt you can do that because you are one boring bastard.
Now go and watch 20 different episodes and 5 films to get your day in, fucking loner weirdo.


Posted by DJ_Laher on 11-21-2007 05:11 PM:

I wasnt going to post in here cos it was 'THE WE LOVE ISRAEL THREAD' and I don't love Israel, I think they should be wiped off the page of time.

But now as its 'THE WE LOVE JICJAK THREAD'. I shall post and say to you all. Jicjak rules!


Posted by Avenue_1 v4.0b on 11-21-2007 05:11 PM:

P.S. Israel FTW

P.P.S. Keep it on fucking topic you stupid bastard jizjak. It's not hard to understand, is it? (i shall again point out that this is rhetorical, hence don't reply to it you dumb fuck)


Posted by Darlowad on 11-21-2007 05:26 PM:

jizzkak a/s/l ??

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Posted by jicjak on 11-21-2007 05:34 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by DJ_Laher
I wasnt going to post in here cos it was 'THE WE LOVE ISRAEL THREAD' and I don't love Israel, I think they should be wiped off the page of time.

But now as its 'THE WE LOVE JICJAK THREAD'. I shall post and say to you all. Jicjak rules!


Posted by Neversoft on 11-21-2007 05:36 PM:

You realise that you're all idiotic cock smokers, yeah?

I wonder how long it will be before somebody "renames" Jicjak...


... Might I suggest "Jizz Back" - you know, to like, imply that he has spunk on his back because homos have cum on him n stuff.

I've leaving this thread now, even for the pink it's fucking shamefully rubbish.

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Posted by jicjak on 11-21-2007 05:53 PM:

QUOTE]Originally posted by yoshy
Bush Bush watch your back
Hizbullah will attack!

Bush Bush we know you
daddy was a killer too!

Palestine don't you cry
We will never let you die!

Stop the killing Stop the crime
Israel out of Palestine!

Tony Blair You don't care
Children dying everywhere!

La illah ha ill al Allah
Muhammad rasool ullah

Nasrullah ya habib
[/QUOTE]

Can’t match that. Brilliant


Posted by Avenue_1 v4.0b on 11-21-2007 06:26 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Avenue_1 v4.0b
Oh yes there is baldrick...You're the biggest asshat that has ever visited the internet, if you're going to be a fucking dickhead at least try and be funny. I doubt you can do that because you are one boring bastard.
Now go and watch 20 different episodes and 5 films to get your day in, fucking loner weirdo.


Posted by jicjak on 11-21-2007 06:39 PM:

QUOTE]Originally posted by Avenue_1 v4.0b Oh yes there is baldrick...You're the biggest asshat that has ever visited the internet, if you're going to be a fucking dickhead at least try and be funny. I doubt you can do that because you are one boring bastard.
Now go and watch 20 different episodes and 5 films to get your day in, fucking loner weirdo
[/QUOTE]

Always time to make fun of you doltish dick.


Posted by Avenue_1 v4.0b on 11-21-2007 06:45 PM:

You're that stupid you fuck up the quote tags duhhhhhhhhh


Posted by Darlowad on 11-21-2007 07:01 PM:

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Avenue_1 v4.0b
You're that stupid you fuck up the quote tags duhhhhhhhhh [/QUOTE

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Posted by jicjak on 11-21-2007 07:09 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Avenue_1 v4.0b
You're that stupid you fuck up the quote tags duhhhhhhhhh


Ah the menial. What those of minimal intelligence dwell upon. How surprising coming from ave__0.


Posted by Avenue_1 v4.0b on 11-21-2007 07:12 PM:

Too easy to rip jizjock apart, making fun of the simple guy is always fun


Posted by David Cameron on 11-21-2007 07:19 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by jicjak
Read it stupid. And buy a good dictionary.

Dispense with:

a) to do without; forgo: to dispense with preliminaries

b) to do away with; rid of



i will to do without you later. Yes perfect english, you peasant.


Posted by DJ_Laher on 11-21-2007 07:37 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by yoshy
Bush Bush watch your back
Hizbullah will attack!

Bush Bush we know you
daddy was a killer too!

Palestine don't you cry
We will never let you die!

Stop the killing Stop the crime
Israel out of Palestine!

Tony Blair You don't care
Children dying everywhere!

La illah ha ill al Allah
Muhammad rasool ullah

Nasrullah ya habib



That bought a tear to my right eye.


Posted by Darlowad on 11-21-2007 07:58 PM:

The how many variations of the user name jicjak thread with sexual reference and or humour element thread.

ill start

jizzjak

update:

jizjok -twittwat - av

lickak

thikfuk

"DickLack" - ns's effort

jizzcrack - cupids addition


UPDATED;-

............

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Posted by Avenue_1 v4.0b on 11-21-2007 07:59 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by DJ_Laher
That bought a tear to my right eye.


How much did it cost?


Posted by bartleby on 11-21-2007 08:03 PM:

Im going to get madieval on your asses !


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Posted by Avenue_1 v4.0b on 11-21-2007 08:14 PM:

I think the problem is we have a built a bad image up of you, maybe you're a cool guy?
And remember answer the questions truthfully

So jizjock, lets find out a little more about you.

1st question is... Do you drink any alcoholic beverages?

2nd...Do you live with your mother, if not then who?

3rd...Do you actually work, if so what do you do?

4th...Where are you from?

5th...Where do you go on a night out?


Posted by Darlowad on 11-21-2007 08:17 PM:

6th spit or swallow

or gargle ;p

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Posted by Neversoft on 11-22-2007 12:54 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by Avenue_1 v4.0b
I think the problem is we have a built a bad image up of you, maybe you're a cool guy?
And remember answer the questions truthfully

So jizjock, lets find out a little more about you.

1st question is... Do you drink any alcoholic beverages?

2nd...Do you live with your mother, if not then who?

3rd...Do you actually work, if so what do you do?

4th...Where are you from?

5th...Where do you go on a night out?

Why not throw in an "A/S/L" and "Do you fuck on a first date"?

You guys are all so awesome, I envy you.

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Posted by jicjak on 11-22-2007 01:02 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by Avenue_1 v4.0b
I think the problem is we have a built a bad image up of you, maybe you're a cool guy?
And remember answer the questions truthfully

So jizjock, lets find out a little more about you.

1st question is... Do you drink any alcoholic beverages?

2nd...Do you live with your mother, if not then who?

3rd...Do you actually work, if so what do you do?

4th...Where are you from?

5th...Where do you go on a night out?



Shouldn’t as it’s like toying with a comatose clod. But what the hey. For ave_0:


1) Do you have a brain?
2) How long have you been without one?
3) Are you aware transplants exist?
4) Would you agree one from a cadaver is better then nothing?
5) How do you react to people saying stay brainless as you’re sooo funeee?
6) Does this affect your judgment?
7) Oops excuse. Forgot you have no brain.

Thank you for your time Mr. 0. And my apologies to NS.


Posted by bottles on 11-22-2007 02:41 AM:

lickak


Posted by jicjak on 11-22-2007 03:25 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by mekeceze
lickak


Dummies abound. How droll.


Posted by bartleby on 11-22-2007 07:16 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by jicjak
Dummies abound. How droll.


Argghh what say you shipmate.

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Posted by LOLobo on 11-22-2007 08:04 AM:

Um.... yeah.

This thread is as bad as the "vs" thread.


Posted by Linnets on 11-22-2007 09:40 AM:

thikfuk


Posted by Avenue_1 v4.0b on 11-22-2007 04:47 PM:

twittwat


Posted by Avenue_1 v4.0b on 11-22-2007 04:52 PM:

shitkacks

illegalimmigrant

youhavenolife

sadbastard

dickhead


Posted by Jay Are on 11-22-2007 05:18 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by LOLobo
Um.... yeah.

This thread is as bad as the "vs" thread.




lol

in keeping with the topic, israel is awesome! i love jews - if it gets cold enough.

but then, wasn't the topic WE LOVE JICJAK...

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Posted by jicjak on 11-22-2007 05:48 PM:

QUOTE]Originally posted by jicjak
Stick more to the topic please silly stupid moronic one. [/QUOTE]

QUOTE]Originally posted by jicjak
A bit waylaid but on to the topic. I await anxiously. [/QUOTE]

quote:
Originally posted by jicjak
Oh and erm Israel. I repeat stick more to the topic please silly stupid moronic ones. Rather important subject matter and I can always dispense with you another time.


QUOTE]Originally posted by jicjak
Read it stupid. And buy a good dictionary.

Dispense with:

a) to do without; forgo: to dispense with preliminaries

b) to do away with; rid of

Regardless I grow weary of engaging in such drivel. Thought this thread was off to a good start and in no time it is derailed by the master of such acts. The inane ave_0. No more to be said on the matter.
[/QUOTE]

quote:
Originally posted by LOLobo
Um.... yeah.

This thread is as bad as the "vs" thread.



quote:
Originally posted by Jay Are
lol

in keeping with the topic, israel is awesome! i love jews - if it gets cold enough.

but then, wasn't the topic WE LOVE JICJAK...


Posted by Avenue_1 v4.0b on 11-22-2007 06:17 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Avenue_1 v4.0b
I think the problem is we have a built a bad image up of you, maybe you're a cool guy?
And remember answer the questions truthfully

So jizjock, lets find out a little more about you.

1st question is... Do you drink any alcoholic beverages?

2nd...Do you live with your mother, if not then who?

3rd...Do you actually work, if so what do you do?

4th...Where are you from?

5th...Where do you go on a night out?



Answer the questions this time twittwat, answering a question with a question is a sign of a lack of intelligence.( like we didn't know )

Oh, and please try to get a grasp of the english language


Posted by Neversoft on 11-23-2007 02:15 AM:

The next time you fuckpuddles let your playground-banter escape outside of the pink, your accounts, posts and possibly pulses will mysteriously vanish... Stop cunting-up "proper" threads! Thanks.



Oh, and you missed "DickLack" (not that I want to play the stupid game, sarcasm is wasted on some of you twats)

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Posted by David Cameron on 11-23-2007 08:26 AM:

Funny how jizzcrack didn't answer any of your questions Ave, my guess is that he is a real life loser too.

" I will dispense with you later " lmao. he still seems unable to grasp why that sentence just doesn't work, what a tard boy.


Posted by yoshy on 11-23-2007 09:48 AM:

what stupidcunt said...............unfortunately


Posted by yoshy on 11-23-2007 09:54 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by Avenue_1 v4.0b
Answer the questions this time twittwat, answering a question with a question is a sign of a lack of intelligence.( like we didn't know )

Oh, and please try to get a grasp of the english language



1. too much
2. no, missus, daughter, bird, blue tongue lizard and my dog
3. yes, none of your fucking god damn business, are you are cop?
4 "I come from the land down under"
5. your sisters place


Posted by jicjak on 11-23-2007 02:29 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by jicjak
Dummies abound. How droll.


Posted by Avenue_1 v4.0b on 11-23-2007 05:13 PM:

The dumb little dickhead boring cunt has run out of things to write.
Avast me hearty, time to get onto thee google and research some language of the english methinks. Arrrrr.

oh and fudgepak


Posted by jicjak on 11-23-2007 05:29 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by jicjak
Dummies abound. How droll.


Getting even droller.


Posted by Avenue_1 v4.0b on 11-23-2007 08:22 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by jicjak
Getting even droller.


Droll·er
n.

A jester; a droll.

droll (droller,drollest) drówl

1. Comical in an odd or whimsical manner

Glad you find us funny, we certainly do


Posted by vanzans on 11-23-2007 08:29 PM:

Getting kinda homo erotic between you two...

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Posted by danimal39 on 11-23-2007 08:53 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by vanzans
Getting kinda homo erotic between you two...
I think they should just get a room.


Posted by Neversoft on 11-23-2007 09:20 PM:

I'd prefer it if they fucked in public so I can jerk-off to it.

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Posted by jicjak on 11-23-2007 09:43 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Avenue_1 v4.0b
Droll·er
n.

A jester; a droll.

droll (droller,drollest) drówl

1. Comical in an odd or whimsical manner

Glad you find us funny, we certainly do



quote:
Originally posted by jicjak
Dummies abound. How droll.


quote:
Originally posted by jicjak
Getting even droller.


Methinks now the drollest.


Posted by Avenue_1 v4.0b on 11-23-2007 10:16 PM:

Jicjak has been beaten down. I think we should leave him alone now.
Good luck in your life jicjak shipmate.


Posted by Darlowad on 11-23-2007 10:23 PM:

******And that ladies and gents brings the pantomime to a close******


**applause**

exit stage left <<<<

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Posted by jicjak on 11-23-2007 10:32 PM:

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Originally posted by Darlowad v6.0b
******And that ladies and gents brings the pantomime to a close******


**applause**

exit stage left <<<<



Oh heck. I was going to say buffoons abound. How bizarre.


Posted by Darlowad on 11-23-2007 10:52 PM:

*shakes head*

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Posted by Munson on 11-23-2007 11:21 PM:

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You realise that you're all idiotic cock smokers, yeah?



I've leaving this thread now, even for the pink it's fucking shamefully rubbish.


Posted by David Cameron on 11-24-2007 03:18 AM:

jkjak actually smokes cock. Maybe not in a literal sense, each to their own and all that, just in a very real forum type way.

This is a forum, jikjak smokes forum cock.

The End.


Posted by jicjak on 11-24-2007 03:54 AM:

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Originally posted by jicjak
Oh heck. I was going to say buffoons abound. How bizarre.


Now even bizarrer


Posted by Neversoft on 11-24-2007 05:30 AM:

For those of you who wish this thread wasn't a turgid shitheap, here is a picture that I took on holiday earlier this year (not great quality, it was done on my phone).

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Posted by bartleby on 11-24-2007 07:10 AM:

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Originally posted by Neversoft
For those of you who wish this thread wasn't a turgid shitheap, here is a picture that I took on holiday earlier this year (not great quality, it was done on my phone).


Do they sell gay sex in a gay sex shop ?

Also ,ive just noticed its next to a chinese restuarant , is'nt that against health and safety , Isnt there a risk of catching gayerz disease ?

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Posted by Darlowad on 11-24-2007 09:17 AM:

gran canaria is the gheyist of the canary islands.

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Posted by David Cameron on 11-24-2007 10:58 AM:

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Also ,ive just noticed its next to a chinese restuarant?



Lads day out, get steaming drunk, go for a Chinky and take the piss out of the pervs that go into the sex shop, sounds like fun to me.


Posted by Neversoft on 11-24-2007 02:21 PM:

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Originally posted by Darlowad v6.0b
gran canaria is the gheyist of the canary islands.
Gran Canaria sucked massive balls tbh... Gorgeous island, great weather - marred by assloads of timeshare hawkers, trinket sellers and generally stuffed to the tits with fuckers trying to rip you off.

... and I never did find that gay nudist beach, I was gonna get some awesome photos for you guys

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Posted by ZootedLooter on 11-24-2007 05:24 PM:

i see pictures of naked nurses in the near future

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Posted by Darlowad on 11-24-2007 05:35 PM:

NS if you enjoyed GC you would love tenerife !!!

Its my favorite retreat on earth

and with siam park opening in march it cant get any better!!!

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Posted by Neversoft on 11-25-2007 12:03 AM:

Did Tenerife years ago (Play De Las Americas)... It was possibly my best holiday ever. Still cuntloads of people trying to sell you fake watches on the beachfront, but yep, I concur, tis better than GC.

The main thing that really ground my nuts in GC was one day when we we're sat eating a meal, a shit-hawker came in selling wank jewellry and watches - the dipshit fuckhole tried to flog some shite to the ex and when she declined he tried to sell me a watch... Despite the fact that the watch I was already wearing was more expensive than the combined value of his watches. All of this was done in full view of the restaraunt owner who did fuck all to get this jerk away from our table. Eventually I had to act like a dick just to make him fuck off...

... Avoid Gran Canaria like the plague, it's full of bastards, although all of the ex-pats we met were fantastic.

What was this thread about?

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Posted by Darlowad on 11-25-2007 01:31 AM:

i own a studio in tenerife
i fuckin love the place . stay away from the tourist areas and its amazing

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Posted by yoshy on 11-25-2007 05:28 AM:

I wish


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