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THE WE LOVE ISRAEL THREAD
I LOVE ISRAEL
YES, YES I DO.





THIS MAN IS MY HERO

p.s fuk the scots aswell hahahahahahah
She isn't so keen
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Originally posted by crob
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She isn't so keen
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Originally posted by crob
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She isn't so keen
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Originally posted by cupidstunt
Awww such a precious moment captured on camera.
Palestinians suck, that is all.
holy shit jikjac said something funny

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Yeah, but he's still a dumb piece of boring shit.
just messing with you, son.
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Originally posted by sex?
holy shit jikjac said something funny![]()
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Originally posted by Avenue_1 v4.0b
Yeah, but he's still a dumb piece of boring shit.just messing with you, son.
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Originally posted by jicjak
How loathsome a loser you are. Scoot stupid.
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Originally posted by Avenue_1 v4.0b
Tut tut old bean, i was jesting with you, re: just messing with you .
You aren't very intelligent, are you? (rhetorical, before you try to reply to that too.)
Yes, yes you are a retard 
Main Entry:
rhe·tor·i·cal Listen to the pronunciation of rhetorical
Pronunciation:
\ri-ˈtȯr-i-kəl, -ˈtär-\
Variant(s):
also rhe·tor·ic Listen to the pronunciation of rhetoric \ri-ˈtȯr-ik, -ˈtär-\
Function:
adjective
Date:
15th century
1 a: of, relating to, or concerned with rhetoric b: employed for rhetorical effect; especially : asked merely for effect with no answer expected <a rhetorical question>2 a: given to rhetoric : grandiloquent b: verbal
— rhe·tor·i·cal·ly Listen to the pronunciation of rhetorically \-i-k(ə-)lē\ adverb
I guess you googled it (because you don't know what it means and came up with it's "definition" on wiki 
Damn you're stupid 
It is "funeee" to watch a simpleton that has been educated via google trying to act intelligent. Easy to spot the fake. I guess they didn't have schools in the shanty towns where you were raised. Ah well, 'tis amusing...
What a dickhead 
jicjak is teh most cleverest person on tinternetz.
Please make sure all further replies are at least slightly dedicated to the glory of Israel.
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Originally posted by cupidstunt
Please make sure all further replies are at least slightly dedicated to the glory of Israel.
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Originally posted by Avenue_1 v4.0b
Yes, yes you are a retard
Main Entry:
rhe·tor·i·cal Listen to the pronunciation of rhetorical
Pronunciation:
\ri-ˈtȯr-i-kəl, -ˈtär-\
Variant(s):
also rhe·tor·ic Listen to the pronunciation of rhetoric \ri-ˈtȯr-ik, -ˈtär-\
Function:
adjective
Date:
15th century
1 a: of, relating to, or concerned with rhetoric b: employed for rhetorical effect; especially : asked merely for effect with no answer expected <a rhetorical question>2 a: given to rhetoric : grandiloquent b: verbal
— rhe·tor·i·cal·ly Listen to the pronunciation of rhetorically \-i-k(ə-)lē\ adverb
I guess you googled it (because you don't know what it means and came up with it's "definition" on wikiDamn you're stupid
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Originally posted by jicjak
“Asked merely for effect with no answer expected.” Indeed jesting jackass. Begone as you bore. Take with you tweedledumb and that league of lesser lights.
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Originally posted by jicjak
“Asked merely for effect with no answer expected.” Indeed jesting jackass. Begone as you bore. Take with you tweedledumb and that league of lesser lights.
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I time travelled here from the year 700 BC.
on a potatoe
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zooted adj : 1. under influence of drugs: relaxed, excited, or euphoric from taking illegal drugs, especially marijuana ( slang ) 2. intoxicated: very intoxicated ( informal )
looter n. : someone who takes spoils or plunder (as in war) [syn: plunderer, pillager, spoiler, despoiler, raider, freebooter]

that recently exited Neversoft's arse.
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Originally posted by bartleby
Why do you keep talking like a faggot who's stuck in medieval england ?

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Originally posted by Avenue_1 v4.0b
Because he's been educated through google, ask him a question that hasn't been answered on any site that google crawls and the retarded muppet will be stumped
Fuck he's one boring piece of dumb shit, although i do feel sorry for the twat as there is no way he has any friends in his real life, and according to the amount of all his reviews of movies and different series i'm pretty fucking sure he doesn't go out at all!
He must be a Palestinian, he's definatly not an Israelite , the SCUM!
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Originally posted by Avenue_1 v4.0b
Because he's been educated through google, ask him a question that hasn't been answered on any site that google crawls and the retarded muppet will be stumped
Fuck he's one boring piece of dumb shit, although i do feel sorry for the twat as there is no way he has any friends in his real life, and according to the amount of all his reviews of movies and different series i'm pretty fucking sure he doesn't go out at all!
He must be a Palestinian, he's definatly not an Israelite , the SCUM!
Can't get more on topic than that you asshole moron
Read the last line oh spasticated one 
A bit waylaid but on to the topic. I await anxiously.
Is that a Haiku?
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NAH, IT'S JUST A FAGGOT BABBLING.
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Originally posted by jicjak
A bit waylaid but on to the topic. I await anxiously.
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Originally posted by jicjak
Stick more to the topic please silly stupid moronic one.
Im guessing jickjack models himself on Baldrick or data from the trek
Oh and erm Israel.
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Ist ihre tochter achtzen?
Israel would not tolerate a DickHead like jizjak (much like here, and anywhere else he goes/lives i suspect).
Are you hideously ugly jizjak?
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Originally posted by crob
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She isn't so keen
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Originally posted by jicjak
Something to be said for that.
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Originally posted by cupidstunt
Awww such a precious moment captured on camera.
Palestinians suck, that is all.
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Originally posted by jicjak
Only the kosher ones.
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Originally posted by jicjak
silly stupid moronic ones
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ISRAEL > AMERICA'S HAT!
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Originally posted by jicjak
...I can always dispense with you another time.
...Israel is greater than Americas hat? Which one, 'cause Ten Gallon hats are pretty big...
Bush Bush watch your back
Hizbullah will attack!
Bush Bush we know you
daddy was a killer too!
Palestine don't you cry
We will never let you die!
Stop the killing Stop the crime
Israel out of Palestine!
Tony Blair You don't care
Children dying everywhere!
La illah ha ill al Allah
Muhammad rasool ullah
Nasrullah ya habib
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Originally posted by cupidstunt
Don't you mean 'dispose of' instead of 'dispense with'? You see dispense is a verb, on it's own in that sentence it doesn't really make much sense. You are going to dispense what another time? You a drug dealer? Please clarify retard.
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Originally posted by jicjak
No more to be said on the matter.
I wasnt going to post in here cos it was 'THE WE LOVE ISRAEL THREAD' and I don't love Israel, I think they should be wiped off the page of time.
But now as its 'THE WE LOVE JICJAK THREAD'. I shall post and say to you all. Jicjak rules! 
P.S. Israel FTW
P.P.S. Keep it on fucking topic you stupid bastard jizjak. It's not hard to understand, is it? (i shall again point out that this is rhetorical, hence don't reply to it you dumb fuck)
jizzkak a/s/l ??
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Originally posted by DJ_Laher
I wasnt going to post in here cos it was 'THE WE LOVE ISRAEL THREAD' and I don't love Israel, I think they should be wiped off the page of time.
But now as its 'THE WE LOVE JICJAK THREAD'. I shall post and say to you all. Jicjak rules!![]()
You realise that you're all idiotic cock smokers, yeah?
I wonder how long it will be before somebody "renames" Jicjak...
... Might I suggest "Jizz Back" - you know, to like, imply that he has spunk on his back because homos have cum on him n stuff.
I've leaving this thread now, even for the pink it's fucking shamefully rubbish.
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QUOTE]Originally posted by yoshy
Bush Bush watch your back
Hizbullah will attack!
Bush Bush we know you
daddy was a killer too!
Palestine don't you cry
We will never let you die!
Stop the killing Stop the crime
Israel out of Palestine!
Tony Blair You don't care
Children dying everywhere!
La illah ha ill al Allah
Muhammad rasool ullah
Nasrullah ya habib [/QUOTE]
Can’t match that. Brilliant
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Originally posted by Avenue_1 v4.0b
Oh yes there is baldrick...You're the biggest asshat that has ever visited the internet, if you're going to be a fucking dickhead at least try and be funny. I doubt you can do that because you are one boring bastard.
Now go and watch 20 different episodes and 5 films to get your day in, fucking loner weirdo.
QUOTE]Originally posted by Avenue_1 v4.0b Oh yes there is baldrick...You're the biggest asshat that has ever visited the internet, if you're going to be a fucking dickhead at least try and be funny. I doubt you can do that because you are one boring bastard.
Now go and watch 20 different episodes and 5 films to get your day in, fucking loner weirdo
[/QUOTE]
Always time to make fun of you doltish dick.
You're that stupid you fuck up the quote tags duhhhhhhhhh
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Avenue_1 v4.0b
You're that stupid you fuck up the quote tags duhhhhhhhhh
[/QUOTE
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Originally posted by Avenue_1 v4.0b
You're that stupid you fuck up the quote tags duhhhhhhhhh![]()
Too easy to rip jizjock apart, making fun of the simple guy is always fun 
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Originally posted by jicjak
Read it stupid. And buy a good dictionary.
Dispense with:
a) to do without; forgo: to dispense with preliminaries
b) to do away with; rid of
quote:
Originally posted by yoshy
Bush Bush watch your back
Hizbullah will attack!
Bush Bush we know you
daddy was a killer too!
Palestine don't you cry
We will never let you die!
Stop the killing Stop the crime
Israel out of Palestine!
Tony Blair You don't care
Children dying everywhere!
La illah ha ill al Allah
Muhammad rasool ullah
Nasrullah ya habib
The how many variations of the user name jicjak thread with sexual reference and or humour element thread.
ill start
jizzjak
update:
jizjok -twittwat - av
lickak
thikfuk
"DickLack" - ns's effort 
jizzcrack - cupids addition
UPDATED;-
............
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Originally posted by DJ_Laher
That bought a tear to my right eye.
Im going to get madieval on your asses !

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snoochie boochies

I think the problem is we have a built a bad image up of you, maybe you're a cool guy?
And remember answer the questions truthfully 
So jizjock, lets find out a little more about you.
1st question is... Do you drink any alcoholic beverages?
2nd...Do you live with your mother, if not then who?
3rd...Do you actually work, if so what do you do?
4th...Where are you from?
5th...Where do you go on a night out?
6th spit or swallow
or gargle ;p
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quote:Why not throw in an "A/S/L" and "Do you fuck on a first date"?
Originally posted by Avenue_1 v4.0b
I think the problem is we have a built a bad image up of you, maybe you're a cool guy?
And remember answer the questions truthfully
So jizjock, lets find out a little more about you.
1st question is... Do you drink any alcoholic beverages?
2nd...Do you live with your mother, if not then who?
3rd...Do you actually work, if so what do you do?
4th...Where are you from?
5th...Where do you go on a night out?
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Originally posted by Avenue_1 v4.0b
I think the problem is we have a built a bad image up of you, maybe you're a cool guy?
And remember answer the questions truthfully
So jizjock, lets find out a little more about you.
1st question is... Do you drink any alcoholic beverages?
2nd...Do you live with your mother, if not then who?
3rd...Do you actually work, if so what do you do?
4th...Where are you from?
5th...Where do you go on a night out?
lickak
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Originally posted by mekeceze
lickak
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Originally posted by jicjak
Dummies abound. How droll.
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Um.... yeah.
This thread is as bad as the "vs" thread.
thikfuk 
twittwat
shitkacks
illegalimmigrant
youhavenolife
sadbastard
dickhead
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Originally posted by LOLobo
Um.... yeah.
This thread is as bad as the "vs" thread.
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just pretend i said something smart and funny...
QUOTE]Originally posted by jicjak
Stick more to the topic please silly stupid moronic one. [/QUOTE]
QUOTE]Originally posted by jicjak
A bit waylaid but on to the topic. I await anxiously. [/QUOTE]
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Originally posted by jicjak
Oh and erm Israel. I repeat stick more to the topic please silly stupid moronic ones. Rather important subject matter and I can always dispense with you another time.
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Originally posted by LOLobo
Um.... yeah.
This thread is as bad as the "vs" thread.
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Originally posted by Jay Are
lol
in keeping with the topic, israel is awesome! i love jews - if it gets cold enough.
but then, wasn't the topic WE LOVE JICJAK...
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Originally posted by Avenue_1 v4.0b
I think the problem is we have a built a bad image up of you, maybe you're a cool guy?
And remember answer the questions truthfully
So jizjock, lets find out a little more about you.
1st question is... Do you drink any alcoholic beverages?
2nd...Do you live with your mother, if not then who?
3rd...Do you actually work, if so what do you do?
4th...Where are you from?
5th...Where do you go on a night out?
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The next time you fuckpuddles let your playground-banter escape outside of the pink, your accounts, posts and possibly pulses will mysteriously vanish... Stop cunting-up "proper" threads! Thanks.
Oh, and you missed "DickLack" (not that I want to play the stupid game, sarcasm is wasted on some of you twats)
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Funny how jizzcrack didn't answer any of your questions Ave, my guess is that he is a real life loser too.
" I will dispense with you later " lmao. he still seems unable to grasp why that sentence just doesn't work, what a tard boy.
what stupidcunt said...............unfortunately
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Originally posted by Avenue_1 v4.0b
Answer the questions this time twittwat, answering a question with a question is a sign of a lack of intelligence.( like we didn't know)
Oh, and please try to get a grasp of the english language![]()
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Originally posted by jicjak
Dummies abound. How droll.
The dumb little dickhead boring cunt has run out of things to write.
Avast me hearty, time to get onto thee google and research some language of the english methinks. Arrrrr.
oh and fudgepak
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Originally posted by jicjak
Dummies abound. How droll.
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Originally posted by jicjak
Getting even droller.
Getting kinda homo erotic between you two...
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quote:I think they should just get a room.
Originally posted by vanzans
Getting kinda homo erotic between you two...
I'd prefer it if they fucked in public so I can jerk-off to it.
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Originally posted by Avenue_1 v4.0b
Droll·er
n.
A jester; a droll.
droll (droller,drollest) drówl
1. Comical in an odd or whimsical manner
Glad you find us funny, we certainly do![]()
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Originally posted by jicjak
Dummies abound. How droll.
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Originally posted by jicjak
Getting even droller.
Jicjak has been beaten down. I think we should leave him alone now.
Good luck in your life jicjak shipmate.
******And that ladies and gents brings the pantomime to a close******
**applause**
exit stage left <<<<
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Originally posted by Darlowad v6.0b
******And that ladies and gents brings the pantomime to a close******
**applause**
exit stage left <<<<
*shakes head*
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Originally posted by Neversoft
You realise that you're all idiotic cock smokers, yeah?
I've leaving this thread now, even for the pink it's fucking shamefully rubbish.
jkjak actually smokes cock. Maybe not in a literal sense, each to their own and all that, just in a very real forum type way.
This is a forum, jikjak smokes forum cock.
The End.
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Originally posted by jicjak
Oh heck. I was going to say buffoons abound. How bizarre.
For those of you who wish this thread wasn't a turgid shitheap, here is a picture that I took on holiday earlier this year (not great quality, it was done on my phone).
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Originally posted by Neversoft
For those of you who wish this thread wasn't a turgid shitheap, here is a picture that I took on holiday earlier this year (not great quality, it was done on my phone).
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snoochie boochies

gran canaria is the gheyist of the canary islands.
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Originally posted by bartleby
Also ,ive just noticed its next to a chinese restuarant?
quote:Gran Canaria sucked massive balls tbh... Gorgeous island, great weather - marred by assloads of timeshare hawkers, trinket sellers and generally stuffed to the tits with fuckers trying to rip you off.
Originally posted by Darlowad v6.0b
gran canaria is the gheyist of the canary islands.

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i see pictures of naked nurses in the near future
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looter n. : someone who takes spoils or plunder (as in war) [syn: plunderer, pillager, spoiler, despoiler, raider, freebooter]

NS if you enjoyed GC you would love tenerife !!!
Its my favorite retreat on earth
and with siam park opening in march it cant get any better!!!
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Did Tenerife years ago (Play De Las Americas)... It was possibly my best holiday ever. Still cuntloads of people trying to sell you fake watches on the beachfront, but yep, I concur, tis better than GC.
The main thing that really ground my nuts in GC was one day when we we're sat eating a meal, a shit-hawker came in selling wank jewellry and watches - the dipshit fuckhole tried to flog some shite to the ex and when she declined he tried to sell me a watch... Despite the fact that the watch I was already wearing was more expensive than the combined value of his watches. All of this was done in full view of the restaraunt owner who did fuck all to get this jerk away from our table. Eventually I had to act like a dick just to make him fuck off...
... Avoid Gran Canaria like the plague, it's full of bastards, although all of the ex-pats we met were fantastic.
What was this thread about?
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i own a studio in tenerife
i fuckin love the place . stay away from the tourist areas and its amazing 
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I wish
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