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Posted by Neversoft on 02-22-2009 05:24 PM:

Ave-atars!

In case the thread title didn't give it away it's time to change our avatars again and due to the fact that Ave is a dick but a popular dick (see the mod poll!) it seems fair to let him run amok sometimes.

With this in mind, the next month is "Ave-atar" month and anybody posting in this thread will have their avatar chosen by Avenue_1.

Before you think I've lost the plot, PORN/GORE/NSFW stuff is banned from avatars no matter who picks em but otherwise you could get whatever mental image Avenue_1 conjures up when he thinks of you...

... Fuck, even I'm scared

DO NOT POST IN THIS THREAD UNLESS YOU WANT AVENUE_1 TO PICK YOUR NEXT AVATAR!!

(and Ave, can you either quote the post of the person you're picking avatars for or make it plainly fucking obvious cos this shit can get confusing!)

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Posted by Dutch on 02-22-2009 05:25 PM:

Can I get an ave-atar please? Assuming of course ave actually wants to participate

Posted by David Cameron on 02-22-2009 05:35 PM:

Re: Ave-atars!

No thanks, Never, not a chance. There is no fucking way I want Avenue1 to chose my avatar.

quote:
Originally posted by Neversoft

DO NOT POST IN THIS THREAD UNLESS YOU WANT AVENUE_1 TO PICK YOUR NEXT AVATAR!!

Oh... Oh shit... NOOOOOoooooo!

/me waits to see if Yoshy or Fionn dare post in here. My guess is NOT.

Posted by Avenue_1 on 02-22-2009 05:44 PM:

Re: Re: Ave-atars!

quote:
Originally posted by Jingofin

/me waits to see if Yoshy or Fionn dare post in here. My guess is NOT.

I'm sure we can troll/trick them into posting

Posted by madd on 02-22-2009 05:48 PM:

who said what?

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Posted by gezzer on 02-22-2009 06:16 PM:

I'm in ,should'nt be to hard to get them to post once this gets to page 2 .

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Posted by David Cameron on 02-22-2009 06:20 PM:

Yoshy has never been the sharpest tool in the shed but I never had him down as a pussy... Wait, I'm lying, he is a huge pussy, he won't post here.

Posted by puaatane on 02-22-2009 06:36 PM:

I'll take one

Posted by davidbrent on 02-22-2009 07:00 PM:

Im in nitbh

Posted by LOLobo on 02-22-2009 07:13 PM:

Might as well give our community jester something to do.

Posted by Avenue_1 on 02-22-2009 07:14 PM:

OK Neversoft, so far i got:::

Gezzer- a fisherman by day, had to be a birdseye type of avatar,
http://gaijintonic.files.wordpress....02/dscn0041.JPG

Cupid- Hates muslims, had to be a muslim avatar lol,
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2341..._de07120eaf.jpg

Dutch- Irish and maybe gay, so a gay irish theme,
http://www.phillyimc.org/files/imag.../freestpats.jpg

Madd- Don't know much about him, so a nigger out of place avatar seems appropriate,
http://images.encyclopediadramatica...tion_nigger.jpg

Puaatane- smart cunt who's into programming and shit, this could actually be him,
http://globalnerdy.com/wordpress/wp...007/06/nerd.jpg

Davidbrent- calls me by the name of a cunt on another forum, have an avatar of that cunts hero Jonny Adair,
http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/82000...8_adair-150.jpg

Posted by Darlowad on 02-22-2009 07:18 PM:

Anythin to get this nigga off my back

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Posted by LOLobo on 02-22-2009 07:18 PM:

2 for 6.

Got one more than expected.

Posted by Bit_Confused on 02-22-2009 07:35 PM:

Bye Bye fat emo

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Posted by madd on 02-22-2009 07:40 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Avenue_1
OK Neversoft, so far i got:::

Gezzer- a fisherman by day, had to be a birdseye type of avatar,
http://gaijintonic.files.wordpress....02/dscn0041.JPG

Cupid- Hates muslims, had to be a muslim avatar lol,
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2341..._de07120eaf.jpg

Dutch- Irish and maybe gay, so a gay irish theme,
http://www.phillyimc.org/files/imag.../freestpats.jpg

Madd- Don't know much about him, so a nigger out of place avatar seems appropriate,
http://images.encyclopediadramatica...tion_nigger.jpg

Puataane- smart cunt who's into programming and shit, this could actually be him,
http://globalnerdy.com/wordpress/wp...007/06/nerd.jpg

Davidbrent- calls me by the name of a cunt on another forum, have an avatar of that cunts hero Jonny Adair,
http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/82000...8_adair-150.jpg

where is mine ?

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Posted by punzada on 02-22-2009 07:47 PM:

I didn't jump on the emo craze (although I almost should have, those are fantastic some of them) but since the mod poll I feel as defeated as Ron Paul I'm willing to switch things up this time around :P

Posted by Dutch on 02-22-2009 07:59 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Avenue_1
OK Neversoft, so far i got:::

Gezzer- a fisherman by day, had to be a birdseye type of avatar,
http://gaijintonic.files.wordpress....02/dscn0041.JPG

Cupid- Hates muslims, had to be a muslim avatar lol,
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2341..._de07120eaf.jpg

Dutch- Irish and maybe gay, so a gay irish theme,
http://www.phillyimc.org/files/imag.../freestpats.jpg

Madd- Don't know much about him, so a nigger out of place avatar seems appropriate,
http://images.encyclopediadramatica...tion_nigger.jpg

Puataane- smart cunt who's into programming and shit, this could actually be him,
http://globalnerdy.com/wordpress/wp...007/06/nerd.jpg

Davidbrent- calls me by the name of a cunt on another forum, have an avatar of that cunts hero Jonny Adair,
http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/82000...8_adair-150.jpg

Some of these are fucking funny

I hurt something laughing at the nigger one.

Posted by madd on 02-22-2009 08:03 PM:

just seen i was on the list after all
sorry folks im about pissed again
im a nigger in black and white
you taking the piss or what

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Posted by madd on 02-22-2009 08:07 PM:

hey ave you say you dont know much about me, well here goes
im 24 i like beer and various substances im mainly on this planet to cause people shit and rip broken glass out my enemies arseholes also i got a jabra bt3030 (i found where i hid it)
and my shoe size is 11 in adult sizes (uk)
you know enough about me yet?

ps. my favourite color is red

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Posted by Avenue_1 on 02-22-2009 08:18 PM:

Madd, we have to wait for Neversoft to get off his lubed up arse, work his magic and crop and resize these bad-boys and add them to your profiles...

Lolobo- a mexican, nuff said...
http://i178.photobucket.com/albums/...07/image023.jpg

Darlowad- Jimmy Somerville, who else ffs!
http://www.mcm.net/dbimages/2006/ar...006_240x180.gif

Bit_Confused- i was a bit confused trying to choose one for you
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_8KVGEZEUl...20/badbacon.jpg

Punzada- Something related to New York that is cool, The guy in the picture is a king of what he does
http://nymag.com/images/2/daily/int...4_lucas_lgl.jpg

Posted by madd on 02-22-2009 08:22 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Avenue_1
Madd, we have to wait for Neversoft to get off his lubed up arse, work his magic and crop and resize these bad-boys and add them to your profiles...

Lolobo- a mexican, nuff said...
http://i178.photobucket.com/albums/...07/image023.jpg

Darlowad- Jimmy Somerville, who else ffs!
http://www.mcm.net/dbimages/2006/ar...006_240x180.gif

Bit_Confused- i was a bit confused trying to choose one for you
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_8KVGEZEUl...20/badbacon.jpg
there was no lube when i was there my cock is still sore from it

Punzada- Something related to New York that is cool, The guy in the picture is a king of what he does
http://nymag.com/images/2/daily/int...4_lucas_lgl.jpg

there was no lube about when he invited me over for some anal action just silica sand and pva glue

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Posted by yoshy on 02-22-2009 08:33 PM:

page 2

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Posted by David Cameron on 02-22-2009 08:51 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by yoshy
Go fist yourself

Hhahahahha, got him.

Posted by Avenue_1 on 02-22-2009 08:55 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Jingofin
Hhahahahha, got him.

Excellent work

Yoshy- You like flaming people, so does this guy. Hope you like your new avatar lol
http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/...280_734466a.jpg

It's Yoshys hero The Arsonist of Oz, Brendan Sokaluk

Posted by madd on 02-22-2009 09:02 PM:

put another aussie on the barbie

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Posted by MrEMann on 02-22-2009 09:17 PM:

Fuck, I'm in need of a new avatar. This should be interesting.

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Posted by Avenue_1 on 02-22-2009 09:23 PM:

MrEmann- It probably won't mean anything to you as you're from the US, but Jade Goodie springs to mind when i think of you
http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2009/0...stN_450x300.jpg

Neversoft where are ya, any chance of cropping & resizing and putting these into action!!!

Posted by madd on 02-22-2009 09:43 PM:

anyone read that new get rich quick book by jack tweed

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Posted by Darlowad on 02-22-2009 09:50 PM:

is it just me or will jade goodey look like a shuttlecock in a wedding dress .......

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Posted by madd on 02-22-2009 10:03 PM:

jade goody hopes a record number of people will celebrate her wedding. i cant help but feel more will celebrate her funeral

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Posted by Dutch on 02-22-2009 10:25 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Avenue_1
Neversoft where are ya, any chance of cropping & resizing and putting these into action!!!

Didn't he say you'd have to wait until next month? Sorry!

quote:
Originally posted by Neversoft
With this in mind, the next month is "Ave-atar" month and anybody posting in this thread will have their avatar chosen by Avenue_1.

Posted by madd on 02-22-2009 10:27 PM:

oi NS you twat i want my avatar

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Posted by Dutch on 02-22-2009 10:29 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by madd
oi NS you twat i want my avatar

Yes we want them now!!

Posted by takwhori on 02-22-2009 10:56 PM:

What's an avatar?

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Posted by Avenue_1 on 02-22-2009 11:00 PM:

Takwhori- You couldn't be anyone else but Rab C. Nesbitt himself !!!
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/20...itt_468x641.jpg

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Posted by David Cameron on 02-22-2009 11:21 PM:

I can't find a better picture of Sukalcock for Yoshy's avatar. Will this do?

And clear your pm box out you lazy twat.

Posted by Avenue_1 on 02-22-2009 11:38 PM:

Yoshy would probably take that as a compliment, he's a proud fucker of dogs and general spastic.

And pm's clear

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Posted by gezzer on 02-23-2009 12:27 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by yoshy
page 2

Fuck me I didn't know it would be that easy.

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Posted by XXXBoX on 02-23-2009 02:05 AM:

Dwaggy gave me this one! Time for a change!

Do your worst!

Posted by HoldDaSalad on 02-23-2009 04:27 AM:

::Edit:: wasn't trying to quote you XXXBox, that was a mistake.

Wheres mine you cock knocker?

I also think they should be resized for avatar purposes and the mods should place them like the porn ones. I woke up logged in and had a porn avatar.

Ave make mine as 'great' as possible.

I still say you should have given yoshy a dog being fisted.

Someone has to switch these avatars because if it doesn't get done this thread is pointless, lol.

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Posted by danimal39 on 02-23-2009 04:51 AM:

Ave1 is completely dropping the ball here,chop chop!

Posted by yoshy on 02-23-2009 06:12 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by Avenue_1
Excellent work

Yoshy- You like flaming people, so does this guy. Hope you like your new avatar lol
http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/...280_734466a.jpg

It's Yoshys hero The Arsonist of Oz, Brendan Sokaluk

I find that insulting...............you finally succeeded at something.....

You got who jinglebells?

I was trapped was I?

nerd

Posted by MrEMann on 02-23-2009 07:24 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by Avenue_1
MrEmann- It probably won't mean anything to you as you're from the US, but Jade Goodie springs to mind when i think of you
http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2009/0...stN_450x300.jpg

Neversoft where are ya, any chance of cropping & resizing and putting these into action!!!

You are right, don't mean a thing, but better than some of the other things you could have chosen

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Posted by Neversoft on 02-23-2009 02:01 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by madd
oi NS you twat i want my avatar

Erm... There's two many responses in the thread for me to "cope" so you'll have to find the pic and shove it up your profile yourself - just go into "User CP" > "Edit Options" and set it there. It has to be 150x150 or below and less than 80kb (I think).

I'll do ad-hoc requests to add avatars for ya that are slightly bigger than that if you beg enough

And Ave, where's my avatar you sackless twat?

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Posted by David Cameron on 02-23-2009 02:08 PM:

Thread spectacularly fails to deliver.

Posted by Vampire on 02-23-2009 02:37 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Jingofin
Vampire spectacularly delivers.

Fixed.

Working from home means I get a lot of spare time.

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Posted by Neversoft on 02-23-2009 03:52 PM:

Vamps... YOU ARE FUCKING AWESOME! No really, I'm not even being sarcastic - I looked at this thread then looked at the pile of work on my desk and just sighed

*bows*

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Posted by Neversoft on 02-23-2009 04:03 PM:

Admin in double-post shocker!!

Ave_1 you still need to post avatars for Paraspasticgannon, danimal39, vamps and myself

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Posted by Vampire on 02-23-2009 04:05 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Neversoft
Ave_1 you still need to post avatars for Paraspasticgannon, danimal39, vamps and myself

..and XXXBoX

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Posted by HoldDaSalad on 02-23-2009 04:15 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Neversoft
Admin in double-post shocker!!

Ave_1 you still need to post avatars for Paraspasticgannon, danimal39, vamps and myself

Yea nigga I want mines. Hurry the fuck up ya slow bastard.

I honestly feel that if you've been on this board for some time and don't post in this thread to liven up the fun with Ave-atars you're a gay retard.

The regular members that don't post should have theres changed as well and then be locked out of the user cp for a good week, lol.

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Posted by puaatane on 02-23-2009 04:19 PM:

Pictures rock, thanks dude.

Posted by Avenue_1 on 02-23-2009 05:03 PM:

Good work Vamps, i like mine lol, who did it?

Neversoft- Your right-wing ramblings and hatred of anything other than white make me picture you as your hero, nick griffin
http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/...384_452653a.jpg

Vampire- I have this mental picture of you as compo out of last of the summer wine. Don't ask me why, it just seems "fitting"?
http://valdefierro.com/lsumwn42_jpg_t.jpg

paraspasticgammon- You are obese, your avatar is not
http://literaryaddict.files.wordpre...07/anorexia.jpg

Danimal39- I picture a weird animal? lol
http://images.thesun.co.uk/picture/0,,2006531656,00.jpg

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Posted by David Cameron on 02-23-2009 05:25 PM:

Lol. Love Neversofts.

Posted by David Cameron on 02-23-2009 05:27 PM:

You have missed out XXXBox

Posted by Vampire on 02-23-2009 05:31 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Avenue_1
Good work Vamps, i like mine lol, who did it?

I'm guessing Neversoft as it wasn't me. All others updated... just waiting for XXXBoX's picture.

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Posted by Linnets on 02-23-2009 05:35 PM:

I like this. No one knows anything about me, but just remember I voted for ya Ave.

Posted by Avenue_1 on 02-23-2009 05:36 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Jingofin
You have missed out XXXBox

Woops

XXXBox- I seem to remember you're a bit of a man-whore? This is you.

http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/3313/corysc1.jpg

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Posted by Avenue_1 on 02-23-2009 05:43 PM:

Linnets- you didn't give me much to work with m8, this nice lady is called linnet
http://larchmontgazette.com/2003/fe...hics/tse200.jpg

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Posted by danimal39 on 02-23-2009 05:51 PM:

linnet http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Linnet

Posted by Linnets on 02-23-2009 05:53 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Avenue_1
Linnets- you didn't give me much to work with m8, this nice lady is called linnet
http://larchmontgazette.com/2003/fe...hics/tse200.jpg

Thats my fuckin passport photo!!!

Posted by HoldDaSalad on 02-23-2009 06:37 PM:

I bet Bakkoda is happy my avatar has changed.

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Posted by Neversoft on 02-23-2009 06:55 PM:

These avatars are far more socially acceptable than the emo ones (I agree with Zoots on not letting people see where I was visiting lest they think I'm on a teen angst website)... And yes, I include the KKK and Nazi war criminals under the heading of "socially accepable"

I wouldn't mind a customised Nick Griffin though, maybe if his eyes were "googlier" or he was wearing a peaked leather cap *spurges*

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Posted by Avenue_1 on 02-23-2009 07:22 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by danimal39
linnet http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Linnet

Yea, the bird Linnet was the first result in google image search. Too obvious and a bit crap i thought, so i decided to go for a different bird called linnet

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Posted by Linnets on 02-23-2009 07:32 PM:

Posted by Neversoft on 02-23-2009 07:34 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Linnets
.

Fan-fucking-tastic! I need Aves "permission" to use it I think... Or I could just break my own rules

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Posted by Avenue_1 on 02-23-2009 08:02 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Neversoft
Fan-fucking-tastic! I need Aves "permission" to use it I think... Or I could just break my own rules

Sorry m8, That "disguise" just hides the fact that you love Nick Griffin

I'll see what i can do about a less disguising NG avatar with a nice leather cap

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Posted by Avenue_1 on 02-23-2009 08:32 PM:

Here ya go m8

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Posted by Neversoft on 02-23-2009 10:12 PM:

Fettled!

And I've noticed that no matter what tune I'm listening to, your sig is dancing to it... Hmmmm... Hypnotic

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Posted by baha on 02-23-2009 10:35 PM:

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Posted by Avenue_1 on 02-23-2009 10:43 PM:

Baha- an oriental doctor sticking coloured pins in his head.
http://shesoghetto.files.wordpress....404_675809c.jpg

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Posted by baha on 02-23-2009 11:49 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Avenue_1
Baha- an oriental doctor sticking coloured pins in his head.
http://shesoghetto.files.wordpress....404_675809c.jpg

Do I have a choice?

Just go with what you feel...just not too much off the sides and keep the back straight. (Leave it a bit longer on the front as well...starting to recede a bit more than I care to admit

)

EDIT: oh fuck. what a twat. i have to apply it don't i?

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Posted by The CandyMan on 02-24-2009 12:46 AM:

Fuck it. Do your evil deed on my avatar you trolling bastard.

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Posted by takwhori on 02-24-2009 12:53 AM:

I feel the forum is becoming better.

I like my avatar.

I should smoke more dope and drink less beer.

Peace out.

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Posted by punzada on 02-24-2009 03:27 AM:

At first I didn't really enjoy the random pic for my avatar but seeing it randomly is making me chuckle, good pick ave

Posted by danimal39 on 02-24-2009 04:59 AM:

agree,nice job

Posted by HoldDaSalad on 02-24-2009 05:11 AM:

I think mine and Cupids should be changed. There fucking nasty looking. The others are funny, Ours are just hideously grotesque, lol.

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Posted by gezzer on 02-24-2009 07:49 AM:

Cushty I know look like a seafaring version of arfs dad.Like it.

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Posted by LOLobo on 02-24-2009 07:54 AM:

Posting to see what my balls look like.

Posted by yoshy on 02-24-2009 07:58 AM:

which one are you
LOLobo?

Posted by LOLobo on 02-24-2009 08:15 AM:

The cute one

Posted by Darlowad on 02-24-2009 08:27 AM:

There both cute !

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Posted by HoldDaSalad on 02-24-2009 08:46 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by Darlowad
There both cute !

Well at least Ave got one right. A drunk gay mexican.

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Posted by Avenue_1 on 02-24-2009 06:27 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by baha

EDIT: oh fuck. what a twat. i have to apply it don't i?

Once Neversoft or Vampire see it they will crop, resize and apply. Or just do it yourself

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Posted by Avenue_1 on 02-24-2009 06:32 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by The CandyMan
Fuck it. Do your evil deed on my avatar you trolling bastard.

Heh Good man

Candyman- You sell candy out of the back of your blacked out van and take vulnerable children on "trips". You are a paedophile. You are Paul Gadd aka Gary Glitter

http://www.topnews.in/light/files/Gary-Glitter2.jpg

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Posted by HoldDaSalad on 02-24-2009 06:39 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Avenue_1
Heh Good man

Candyman- You sell candy out of the back of your blacked out van and take vulnerable children on "trips". You are a paedophile. You are Paul Gadd aka Gary Glitter
http://www.topnews.in/light/files/Gary-Glitter2.jpg

ROTFLMFAO

That's too fucking funny, that picture reminds me of ManCandy just a lit smaller, lol.

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Posted by The CandyMan on 02-24-2009 06:45 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by parasiticgannon
ROTFLMFAO

That's too fucking funny, that picture reminds me of ManCandy just a lit smaller, lol.

Just for that you ain't getting your candy bar now motherfucker.

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Posted by HoldDaSalad on 02-25-2009 05:07 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by The CandyMan
Just for that you ain't getting your candy bar now motherfucker.

That's aight, I'll just let your girl have my almond bar

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Posted by The CandyMan on 02-25-2009 01:59 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by parasiticgannon
That's aight, I'll just let your girl have my almond bar

She prefers my king size over your fun size.

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Posted by HoldDaSalad on 02-25-2009 03:35 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by The CandyMan
She prefers my king size over your fun size.

at your age, you don't have the stamina you once did

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Posted by Bit_Confused on 02-25-2009 03:47 PM:

cant you two fags just IM each other.

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Posted by HoldDaSalad on 02-25-2009 03:54 PM:

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Originally posted by Bit_Confused
cant you two fags just IM each other.

You seriously scare the fuck out of me.

Why do you have pictures like this on your pc?
Why would you search for this stuff? Does it turn you on? Seriously?

I have pictures of females on my pc, jiggly titties. Not old fat gay fucks, lol.

You got problems man.

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Posted by Bit_Confused on 02-25-2009 03:57 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by parasiticgannon
Why do you have pictures like this on your pc?

It's my two dad's

calm down shit ticket.

I have real women here... not on my PC.

Call me old fashioned.

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Posted by HoldDaSalad on 02-25-2009 04:06 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Bit_Confused
It's my two dad's

calm down shit ticket.

I have real women here... not on my PC.

Call me old fashioned.

You do huh? Hahahahahahaha, Okay.

Instead of jiggly titties on your pc, you have fat old geezers. If that's being old fashioned, I'll pass.

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Posted by HoldDaSalad on 02-25-2009 04:07 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Bit_Confused
It's my two dad's

That would explain a lot.

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Posted by David Cameron on 02-25-2009 04:34 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by parasiticgannon

I have pictures of females on my pc, jiggly titties. Not old fat gay fucks, lol.

Nice sig Para you hypocritical oaf.

Posted by The CandyMan on 02-25-2009 04:45 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Jingofin
Nice sig Para you hypocritical oaf.

Lol exactly what I was thinking.

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Posted by The CandyMan on 02-25-2009 04:46 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Bit_Confused
cant you two fags just IM each other.

But then we can't piss off people like you.

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Posted by Neversoft on 02-25-2009 05:24 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by parasiticgannon
You seriously scare the fuck out of me.

Why do you have pictures like this on your pc?

You should see the collection of pictures I have on my PC... You'd want to dig your eyeballs out with a screwdriver afterwards, lest you accidentally see something like it again

Seriously, the contents of my hard disk could make cataracts explode

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Posted by Neversoft on 02-25-2009 05:27 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Avenue_1
Good work Vamps, i like mine lol, who did it?

I'll put my hand up to that but the real question is... Have you worked out who it is yet?

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Posted by David Cameron on 02-25-2009 05:29 PM:

Make assumptions if you will but I recognised him straight away. He could be Jimmy Somervilles 'father'. ;D

Posted by Neversoft on 02-25-2009 05:39 PM:

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Originally posted by Jingofin
Make assumptions if you will but I recognised him straight away.

He probably appears in your family album

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Posted by Avenue_1 on 02-25-2009 05:50 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Neversoft
I'll put my hand up to that but the real question is... Have you worked out who it is yet?

It's prince harry of course

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Posted by Avenue_1 on 02-25-2009 05:53 PM:

It looks like a young goebbels

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Posted by David Cameron on 02-25-2009 06:12 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Avenue_1
It looks like a young goebbels

Call yourself a Nazi? You bring shame on the brotherhood.

This has given me inspiration for a thread i'm going to make in the pink later (or tomorrow), its called

Duh duh duh (Price is right theme)

................. "Name that Nazi"...................

With your host - Jingofin.

So come on down to the pink and play "Name that Nazi" Time TBA

Posted by HoldDaSalad on 02-25-2009 06:26 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by The CandyMan
Lol exactly what I was thinking.

No, that's one thing you lack. You don't think.

My sig isn't two fat guys getting it on.

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Posted by Avenue_1 on 02-25-2009 07:29 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Jingofin
Call yourself a Nazi? You bring shame on the brotherhood.

Ha, you're fucking right!

The Angel of Death!

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Posted by gezzer on 02-25-2009 11:35 PM:

Hey Ave you missed a trick with Yoshi's avatar you should have used this....

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