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bad joke

his is a real evil joke. i didnt find it funny, but i know of a few people here who will:

knock knock,

whos there?

not maddie.

you probably wont understand this if you live outside of west europe, but you might... its all bullshit really. so many people crying about one girl when do many people get kidnapped every day

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burnt shit gayface

Nah don't worry she is here...
on my fat cock screaming: ADOPT ME!

hAHAH
My joke is better.

No that is just totally wrong

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"darlowad vcdq's mostest bestest poster"

knock, Knock
who's there?

NOT YOU!

Think before you act like that big of a dick, if it is possible. -EJO

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burnt shit gayface

PINK MODERATION!

Controversial or not but I've never seen a media reaction to one kid like this before. Not only has it removed attention from other missing kids but the fucking parents are partly to blame.

I wonder why this abduction got suo much attention... Surely its not because shes from a white, middle-class family and her parents are Doctors.

For all your sick joke needs try www.sickipedia.org

My personal favourite is...

There once was a young girl called Maddie
She had such an irresponsible daddy
Snatched from her bed
She's probably dead
Raped by a Portuguese baddy

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Statistically... 9 out of 10 people actually enjoy gang rape.

Yeah, if this family were from a council estate the parents would have been vilified for leaving their child alone.

It also bugs me how the MCanns have been doing so much fund raising that they had to hire a manager to cope with all the offers. They must have made close to half a mil, wheres it all going? Five star hotels and room service no doubt.

I feel sorry for the kid but 1000's go missing every year, she is no more special than the others.

Meanwhile, the joke that made me laugh the most recently was this one.


I was walking along a high cliff one day and saw a little boy, all alone. He was crying.
I asked him, "Son, what are you doing up here all alone?"
He replied, with tears in his eyes, "My mum's down there at the bottom. She fell!"
"That's terrible!" I said. "And your dad?"
"He's down there right next to her. He tried to save her and he fell, too!"
"That's awful!" I said. We shared a quiet moment there, together, looking out at the sky over that grand cliff.
And then, when he asked me why I was unbuckling my belt, I told him.
"Son, today just isn't your day."

rotton joke thread???we re all hellbound here anyway

a little girl walks into the bathroom...her daddy is taking a piss...she looks at his prick and says..."daddy..When am i gonna get one of those"...

he replies looking at his watch.."as soon as mommie leaves"

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looter n. : someone who takes spoils or plunder (as in war) [syn: plunderer, pillager, spoiler, despoiler, raider, freebooter]

Two necrophiliacs are at work in the morgue. One of them turns to the other and says,

"You should have seen this woman they brought in last week. They pulled her out of the water after she'd been there for three weeks. Man, I'm tellin' you, her clit was just like a pickle."

"What," the other asks, "green?".

"No," says the first, " a bit sour."

I was walking home the other night and took a short cut across the train tracks. I Saw a woman tied to them, I thought 'fuckin hell', ran over and untied her. It was a close call but then we had some great sex, all kinds of positions, it was fantastic. It was just a shame I didn't get a blow job, I was looking for her head all night.

Lenny Bruce:
One day a small child looks up at his father and asks "Daddy, what is a degenerate?"
The father simply replies shut up and keep sucking.