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Posted by HoldDaSalad on 10-29-2008 11:24 AM:

The Ugly Mug thread

I honestly think this thread should be stickied.

Yea there was thread of this nature before. I just think it needs refreshed. A new thread for it.

If you're not a chicken shit post your ugly mug, and try to have a story behind the picture.

about 10 minutes after my ex took this picture I had her on the ground where I was standing, had her pretty much undressed I was fingering her, titties exposed. We almost got caught so I didn't get a chance to fuck her there.

My god it was freezing cold, We decided to go to the dam instead of a movie, It was much more fun.

OSH here is a pic of my goate, This pic was taken in Feb, or March of this year.

I look old in this picture.

Posted by Objectivist Seal Hunter on 10-29-2008 11:52 AM:

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Posted by HoldDaSalad on 10-29-2008 11:53 AM:

Uh, you look somewhat normal, I wasn't expecting that.

Posted by Objectivist Seal Hunter on 10-29-2008 12:34 PM:

Taken less than an hour ago.

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Posted by Dwaggy on 10-29-2008 01:41 PM:

hark! a beached whale! man the harpoons!

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Posted by Avenue_1 on 10-29-2008 06:01 PM:

You are a fat ugly goofy looking man with no dress sense...what a surprise

Posted by HoldDaSalad on 10-29-2008 07:23 PM:

Don't be jealous.

Posted by Ripper on 10-29-2008 08:13 PM:

Hey para the new harry potter trailer came out on the 27th u seen it yet

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Posted by Vampire on 10-29-2008 09:42 PM:

This was in Scotland earlier this year with the missus and kids. Hungover like a motherfucker hence the bags under the eyes and the non-enthusiastic smile.

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Posted by Dwaggy on 10-29-2008 10:04 PM:

@vamp i wanna touch ur hot bod

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Posted by HoldDaSalad on 10-29-2008 10:26 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Ripper
Hey para the new harry potter trailer came out on the 27th u seen it yet

Nope not yet, I didn't even know about it. Post a link.

I have a great pic of ManCandy, I doubt he'd want me to post it though, lol.

He's a pirate in the pic, Argh Long John Silver.

Posted by Avenue_1 on 10-29-2008 10:30 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Dwaggy
@vamp i wanna touch ur hot bod

What's going on here then eh?

Posted by Dwaggy on 10-29-2008 10:31 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Gimp Mask
What's going on here then eh?

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Posted by Ripper on 10-29-2008 10:34 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by parasiticgannon
Nope not yet, I didn't even know about it. Post a link.

I have a great pic of ManCandy, I doubt he'd want me to post it though, lol.

He's a pirate in the pic, Argh Long John Silver.

I sent you a link mate as it's not even on imdb yet enjoy and do with it what u will

Still not posting my pic up cause of the sicko's on ere, u wanna watch that vamps you may regret that pic in years to come when it gets brought back up by cupid

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Posted by Vampire on 10-29-2008 10:35 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Gimp Mask
What's going on here then eh?

Dwaggy thinks I'm the old dude in the background.

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Posted by HoldDaSalad on 10-29-2008 11:08 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Ripper
I sent you a link mate as it's not even on imdb yet enjoy and do with it what u will

Still not posting my pic up cause of the sicko's on ere, u wanna watch that vamps you may regret that pic in years to come when it gets brought back up by cupid

thanks man, Yeah that trailer is also on Youtube, Nice find. Movie does look bad ass. Can't wait for it. Should be out this month.

For the shit there pulling, I hope to christ it gets leaked. There reasoning to push it back is bullshit. I know they've done this with other movies but it's still bullshit.

Posted by ZootedLooter on 10-29-2008 11:46 PM:

@ CBGBs around 2002

we played with slaughter and the dogs that night

note the duct tape holding the toggle switch in the on position....it still hasnt been fixed...punk rawk

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Posted by ZootedLooter on 10-30-2008 12:06 AM:

fuck it heres another at me and my girls old place...im the ugly bastard with hat head and an exploited shirt...we can make a game out of this one....

find the
1 - pot pipe
2 - five spot
3 - lunch box
4 - mouth wash tabs (there are 2)
5 - fake gun (i answered the door with it that day in the big guys throat)
6 - AC/DC record
7 - the girls hula hoop
8 - nasal spray?
9 - soda bottle

and the extra points bonus question
10 - kryssy kocktail (yes she is in the picture and no she isnt taking the pic)

Posted by punzada on 10-30-2008 12:16 AM:

what's the line of on the cd case? ha!

Posted by HoldDaSalad on 10-30-2008 12:21 AM:

HOLY FUCK Zooty, that place is a fuckin mess.

I hope your new place is a bit cleaner?

Posted by Objectivist Seal Hunter on 10-30-2008 12:27 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by parasiticgannon
HOLY FUCK Zooty, that place is a fuckin mess.

I hope your new place is a bit cleaner?

How is it a mess? The table has a lot of things on it, but they look to all be in use (imo).

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Posted by ZootedLooter on 10-30-2008 01:37 AM:

i dont think that was a line of coke....if anyone did rails in my place they hit the bathroom...probably just the light or somethin

quote:
Originally posted by Vampire
Dwaggy thinks I'm the old dude in the background.

not true vamp...we all know thats your missus

Posted by Arthur Daily on 10-30-2008 02:57 AM:

To my knowledge there has NEVER been a pic of dwaggy posted, and nore is there likely to be.

I therefor hereby ban dwaggy from posting in this thread.
None his his/her comments on we good looking folk are valid.

oh, and here's a recent (ish) piccy
Still got the moves..

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Posted by puaatane on 10-30-2008 09:01 PM:

Authur, where is that picture taken? Was it in the United States? If so, where?

Posted by David Cameron on 10-30-2008 09:09 PM:

Its outside Scaramanga's secret mountain hideout.

Posted by HoldDaSalad on 10-31-2008 12:23 AM:

Some of you guys scare me, lol.

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Posted by Arthur Daily on 10-31-2008 02:52 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by cupidstunt
Its outside Scaramanga's secret mountain hideout.

lol fuck. that was quite good

puaatane: cupid was quite right, its a 'secret mountain hideout'
whouldnt be a good henchman if went around telling would it.
becides i think the new bond could kick my ass

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Posted by puaatane on 10-31-2008 04:57 AM:

I went to a place like that when I was in the state of Utah. So I was just wondering if it was there.

Posted by HoldDaSalad on 10-31-2008 05:37 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by Objectivist Seal Hunter
How is it a mess? The table has a lot of things on it, but they look to all be in use (imo).

It's cluttered as fuck, vaccum out. It needs to be straightened up.

Zooty is your place still like that?

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Posted by ZootedLooter on 11-01-2008 03:17 AM:

worse....cept the drugs and booze have been replaced with backyardigans and half eaten lolipops

Posted by LOLobo on 11-03-2008 07:35 AM:

Didn't we have a thread already where we posted our pics?

Posted by HoldDaSalad on 11-03-2008 08:48 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by LOLobo
Didn't we have a thread already where we posted our pics?

I'm glad we never accused you of being smart, LOL. Read the first post in this thread.

We need more people to contribute to this thread. You guys suck.

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Posted by Neversoft on 11-03-2008 01:25 PM:

I'll post one before Para cries!

I'm actually much better looking than this, especially when using the patented SpaceBook/MyFace emo-angle for picture taking: http://www.urbandictionary.com/defi...erm=myspace+pic

Posted by HoldDaSalad on 11-03-2008 03:49 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Neversoft
I'll post one before Para cries!

I'm actually much better looking than this, especially when using the patented SpaceBook/MyFace emo-angle for picture taking: http://www.urbandictionary.com/defi...erm=myspace+pic

Is that you? Out of all the pics I've seen of you, this doesn't look like you.

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Posted by Objectivist Seal Hunter on 11-03-2008 06:23 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by parasiticgannon
Is that you? Out of all the pics I've seen of you, this doesn't look like you.

Looks just like he did in the other picture (i.e. the one cupid used for an avatar).

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Posted by davidbrent on 11-03-2008 08:16 PM:

Is that picture taken in the the Blue Oyster bar neversoft?

Posted by Arthur Daily on 11-03-2008 09:38 PM:

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Posted by yoshy on 11-03-2008 10:11 PM:

well done cupid........woops, it was aRF

LOL@Arf

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Posted by Darlowad on 11-03-2008 10:17 PM:

lazy attempt

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Posted by Neversoft on 11-03-2008 11:10 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by parasiticgannon
Is that you? Out of all the pics I've seen of you, this doesn't look like you.

No... It's obviously a picture of Brad Pitt you fucking imbecile

I'm as photogenic as haemorrhoids, no two pictures of me look alike.

Posted by ZootedLooter on 11-03-2008 11:29 PM:

you dont look much different from the last one...the breakup shed some weight it seems....and not a bad head of hair for an old fart either...i just didnt expect the beady red eyes

and i also noticed there are no girls at that bar...musta been the blue oyster like david brent said

Posted by Munson on 11-04-2008 05:13 AM:

The other picture you posted was taken from a shit angle. It made you look like sloth/sargent slaughter.

You're not that fuckin ugly at all.

What Looter is tryin to say is he'd fuck ya.

Posted by HoldDaSalad on 11-04-2008 05:33 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by Munson

You're not that fuckin ugly at all.

Oh, you're not gay. I don't care what the other guys say about you.

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Posted by LOLobo on 11-04-2008 05:59 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by LOLobo
Didn't we have a thread already where we posted our pics?

I'm not thick. Just how is this going to be a better thread than the other because your porkly-ass created it?

Posted by HoldDaSalad on 11-04-2008 06:12 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by LOLobo
I'm not thick. Just how is this going to be a better thread than the other because your porkly-ass created it?

No, A lot of those people don't post on here anymore, So this thread is for the newer people on the forum. Also we've all aged a bit since then. It's a refresher thread. So now it's for all of us, Just consider it a present from me, and by the way you're welcome

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Posted by Munson on 11-04-2008 06:34 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by parasiticgannon
No, A lot of those people don't post on here anymore, So this thread is for the newer people on the forum. Also we've all aged a bit since then. It's a refresher thread. So now it's for all of us, Just consider it a present from me, and by the way you're welcome

cheeseburger logic

Posted by Objectivist Seal Hunter on 11-04-2008 11:38 AM:

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Posted by Darlowad on 11-04-2008 02:54 PM:

MWAHAHAHAHAH

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Posted by David Cameron on 11-04-2008 05:36 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Neversoft
I'll post one before Para cries!

I take back what I said about Neversoft. I take it all back, I was very insulting towards other pictures of him and I honestly thought it would be impossible for anyone to look any uglier.

His new picture has proved me wrong.

Posted by Neversoft on 11-04-2008 05:55 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by ZootedLooter
i just didnt expect the beady red eyes

and i also noticed there are no girls at that bar...musta been the blue oyster like david brent said

My eyes are red because my blood is 80% THC! As for the bar, it was a drink with a few colleagues and we don't have any women in the team because they don't understand I.T. and spend all their time worrying about make-up and trying to get pregnant.

quote:
Originally posted by cupidstunt
I take back what I said about Neversoft. I take it all back, I was very insulting towards other pictures of him and I honestly thought it would be impossible for anyone to look any uglier.

His new picture has proved me wrong.

I'm pretty sure you have a face like a smashed crab and your insecurities about your own bizarre appearance is partly to blame for why you behave like you do on here... Get some counselling and stop fwapping to my pictures you perv.

Posted by David Cameron on 11-04-2008 06:10 PM:

I am super sexy, don't hate me for it.

You're so angry lately, having to walk around with a face like a kicked in shitbin can't be helping but even the Elephant man smiled sometimes ... there's picture proof in this thread!

Posted by Neversoft on 11-04-2008 07:23 PM:

I'm not angry, I'm frustrated... I want to tie you down and kick your back doors in but you don't return my calls xxx

Posted by David Cameron on 11-04-2008 07:32 PM:

I have a special ringtone for when you call . It goes U - G - L - Y, you ain't got no alibi....

I can't believe I just lowered myself to quote Daphne and Celeste, even if it was to insult Neversoft. I'm ashamed. I'm finished.

Posted by Darlowad on 11-04-2008 10:27 PM:

post a piccy cupid

let us all gaze and admire your shexiness!!

There's no better put down than flaunting your godly appearance

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Posted by Objectivist Seal Hunter on 11-04-2008 10:39 PM:

Is this going to turn into another me wanting to see a pic of Mystic? Or Para wanting to see a Pic of Avenue?

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Posted by HoldDaSalad on 11-05-2008 04:10 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by Objectivist Seal Hunter
Is this going to turn into another me wanting to see a pic of Mystic? Or Para wanting to see a Pic of Avenue?

I'm going to kill you, You put that ugly mug on my fuckin sexy self, YOU BASTARD. lol.

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Posted by Avenue_1 on 11-05-2008 05:33 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by parasiticgannon
I'm going to kill you, You put that ugly mug on my fuckin sexy self, YOU BASTARD. lol.

Do you own any decent clothes?

Posted by Ripper on 11-05-2008 08:01 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by cupidstunt
I have a special ringtone for when you call . It goes U - G - L - Y, you ain't got no alibi....

I can't believe I just lowered myself to quote Daphne and Celeste, even if it was to insult Neversoft. I'm ashamed. I'm finished.

I can't believe you quoted that either, a new low even for you

Any american's here that got a gun and put this sorry bastard out of his misery

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Posted by Ripper on 11-05-2008 08:19 PM:

Right here my pic

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Posted by HoldDaSalad on 11-05-2008 08:28 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Gimp Mask
Do you own any decent clothes?

Dude, seriously? That jacket cost about $200

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Posted by Avenue_1 on 11-05-2008 10:06 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by parasiticgannon
Dude, seriously? That jacket cost about $200

LOL Get to fuck, it's like something out of a charity shop...and is that tracksuit bottoms you're wearing with that denim shacket.

You're like something out of the city centre that begs for beer tokens lol

Not slagging you off para, just an observation

Posted by HoldDaSalad on 11-05-2008 10:10 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Gimp Mask
LOL Get to fuck, it's like something out of a charity shop...and is that tracksuit bottoms you're wearing with that denim shacket.

You're like something out of the city centre that begs for beer tokens lol

Not slagging you off para, just an observation

Um yeah. Don't be jealous, it's that simple.

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Posted by Avenue_1 on 11-05-2008 10:14 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by parasiticgannon
Um yeah. Don't be jealous, it's that simple.

You need to get a new comeback, you've played that one out, and it was shit in the first place lol

Again Just an observation, don't take it to heart

Posted by HoldDaSalad on 11-05-2008 10:39 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Gimp Mask
You need to get a new comeback, you've played that one out, and it was shit in the first place lol

Again Just an observation, don't take it to heart

You're the fuckin troll who seems to be jealous, It's not a comeback it's just an observation.

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Posted by Objectivist Seal Hunter on 11-05-2008 11:12 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by parasiticgannon
You're the fuckin troll who seems to be jealous, It's not a comeback it's just an observation.

Para VS Gimp round 234932490383847322472894327843243

Let's get it on!

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Posted by HoldDaSalad on 11-05-2008 11:46 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Objectivist Seal Hunter
Para VS Gimp round 234932490383847322472894327843243

Let's get it on!

It's not worth my effort to fight with a gimpy troll, I automatically win. The End.

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Posted by Objectivist Seal Hunter on 11-06-2008 08:17 AM:

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Posted by Ripper on 11-06-2008 01:12 PM:

^^^ hahahaha nice to see what i will look like with grey hair in a few yrs then not bald yayyyy

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Posted by Avenue_1 on 11-06-2008 05:33 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by parasiticgannon
You're the fuckin troll who seems to be jealous, It's not a comeback it's just an observation.

Someone hasn't taken their happy pills today

Posted by HoldDaSalad on 11-07-2008 01:32 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by Ripper
Right here my pic

You look like you're part of the Russian Mafia.

or Sir Ben Kingsly, lol.

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Posted by stickywicket on 11-07-2008 12:13 PM:

Return of Puppet Master!!!!

Posted by David Cameron on 11-07-2008 12:32 PM:

Hahaha ^ Very good.

Posted by ZootedLooter on 11-07-2008 10:33 PM:

bwahahahahahaha

Posted by ZootedLooter on 11-08-2008 03:46 AM:

btw....k.k. just read this whole thread and said that line on the cd case was from the crushed up pills one of us were snorting(i guess the details of that night got a little hazy)...she came through the door after working the bar all night and almost shit herself on the state of the house and us as well

Posted by HoldDaSalad on 11-08-2008 05:08 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by ZootedLooter
btw....k.k. just read this whole thread and said that line on the cd case was from the crushed up pills one of us were snorting(i guess the details of that night got a little hazy)...she came through the door after working the bar all night and almost shit herself on the state of the house and us as well

I would have kicked ya out, lol. Yelled and screamed the whole night about the mess.

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Posted by Ripper on 11-08-2008 10:52 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by stickywicket
Return of Puppet Master!!!!

Ha you fucker, get your pic up then lets see what u look like.

or is the lower pic of you :P

Is ben kinsley looking for a stunt double

p.s funny i do have a jumper like that mega warm too on these cold nights

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Posted by Black Power Bill on 11-08-2008 12:27 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by parasiticgannon
Dude, seriously? That jacket cost about $200

That's only because the denim used to make it could have clothed an entire african village.

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Posted by Ripper on 11-08-2008 12:47 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Black Power Bill
That's only because the denim used to make it could have clothed an entire african village.

Fucking class

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Posted by HoldDaSalad on 11-08-2008 04:11 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Black Power Bill
That's only because the denim used to make it could have clothed an entire african village.

Nice, lol.

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Posted by Munson on 11-08-2008 04:33 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Ripper
I can't believe you quoted that either, a new low even for you

Any american's here that got a gun and put this sorry bastard out of his misery

where?

Posted by Ripper on 11-08-2008 05:46 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by cupidstunt
I have a special ringtone for when you call . It goes U - G - L - Y, you ain't got no alibi....

I can't believe I just lowered myself to quote Daphne and Celeste, even if it was to insult Neversoft. I'm ashamed. I'm finished.

^^^^
That post Munson, get with the fucking program

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Posted by Munson on 11-09-2008 09:52 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by Ripper
^^^^
That post Munson, get with the fucking program

no.

I mean, where is he and I will shoot him?

Posted by Ripper on 11-09-2008 03:28 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Munson
no.

I mean, where is he and I will shoot him?

I'll ask neversoft and get back to you asap

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Posted by MarkMathers on 11-16-2008 01:56 AM:

Posted by Objectivist Seal Hunter on 11-16-2008 01:57 AM:

Rivals Neversofts Myspace picture.

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Posted by MarkMathers on 11-16-2008 02:07 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by Objectivist Seal Hunter
Rivals Neversofts Myspace picture.

And your picture reminds me of my friend Ryan

Posted by HoldDaSalad on 11-16-2008 03:34 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by MarkMathers
And your picture reminds me of my friend Ryan

Is that a pink unicorn on that shirt?

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Posted by yoshy on 11-16-2008 03:52 AM:

MarkMathers aka Clark Kent

Is that an S on the t-shirt?

Posted by David Cameron on 11-16-2008 04:25 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by Neversoft
...the patented SpaceBook/MyFace emo-angle for picture taking: ...[/url]

quote:
Originally posted by MarkMathers

Posted by ZootedLooter on 11-16-2008 10:45 AM:

good lord....
yr all a bunch of pretty motherfuckers aintchya...?
k.k

Posted by Objectivist Seal Hunter on 11-16-2008 11:05 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by ZootedLooter
good lord....
yr all a bunch of pretty motherfuckers aintchya...?
k.k

Just Para.

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Posted by yoshy on 11-16-2008 11:25 AM:

and NS................dont forget NS

Posted by David Cameron on 11-16-2008 11:28 AM:

I always thought Markmathers was male. I must have just assumed because of the name.

Ah well. Markmathers, show us your tits.

Posted by yoshy on 11-16-2008 11:45 AM:

an oldy

im on the right

Posted by MarkMathers on 11-16-2008 09:49 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by cupidstunt
I always thought Markmathers was male. I must have just assumed because of the name.

Ah well. Markmathers, show us your tits.

Ha. Ok, ill show you my man boobs.

Thats an Andy Warhol shirt guys.

Posted by David Cameron on 11-16-2008 09:57 PM:

You are a man? lol, you look like Velma from Scooby Doo.

Posted by MarkMathers on 11-16-2008 09:58 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by cupidstunt
You are a man? lol, you look like Velma from Scooby Doo.

Um...thanks?

Posted by Avenue_1 on 11-16-2008 10:03 PM:

You have a jewish nose...are you a jew?

Posted by David Cameron on 11-16-2008 10:04 PM:

emojew

Posted by MarkMathers on 11-17-2008 01:18 AM:

Nah, I just have a big nose. Im not emo because im not skinny enough .

Posted by Avenue_1 on 11-17-2008 04:47 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by MarkMathers
Nah, I just have a big nose.

LOL I like that answer

Posted by HoldDaSalad on 01-20-2009 01:40 AM:

another source for your new avatars

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Posted by Objectivist Seal Hunter on 01-27-2009 12:48 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by MarkMathers
Nah, I just have a big nose. Im not emo because im not skinny enough .

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Posted by Jordan on 02-05-2009 06:10 AM:

you guys missed me so I'm going to post 4 PICTURES!

Yes that is right, 4. That's 2 more than 2, 3 more than 1, 1 more than 3!

the mohawk. looking back, don't miss it that much

yes this is a girl. no she doesn't tuck or even hack a dick

chavscum? maybe

current. with big fucking stupid holes that I love

Posted by LOLobo on 02-05-2009 07:03 AM:

Still with nigger lips.

Posted by HoldDaSalad on 02-05-2009 09:32 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by LOLobo
Still with nigger lips.

nigger lips, nigger jewelery, Gay holes in his ears.

You're just all sorts of fucked up aren't you?

Lolo your emotar is to damn freaky

Posted by Darlowad on 02-05-2009 12:28 PM:

Any 1 of those pictures could be a emotar

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Posted by Linnets on 02-05-2009 02:19 PM:

Pic #2 is no good for an emotar. It looks like he might be having fun.

Posted by monty23 on 02-05-2009 06:19 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Jordan
yes this is a girl. no she doesn't tuck or even have a dick

Technically you could almost say the same

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Posted by Jordan on 02-06-2009 05:11 AM:

oh come on, we all saw my dick. despite how small it might have been, it was there

Posted by gezzer on 02-06-2009 12:49 PM:

From the pics you gotta be at least 17 ,ain't you a bit old for a Jordon obsession.That's one mother of a slapper.

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Posted by Neversoft on 02-06-2009 02:03 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Jordan
oh come on, we all saw my dick. despite how small it might have been, it was there

My monitor resolution couldn't handle it, it just appears as a pixel

As for that blond you're with in that pic... Please tell me you have, or that you at least tried!

Posted by Jordan on 02-06-2009 06:08 PM:

oh def tried. But she's a good friend and I'm not gonna keep trying while she has a bf...but she did give a drunken call to me saying next time she was single she'd wrap those lips around my d.

Posted by Avenue_1 on 02-06-2009 06:42 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Jordan
.but she did give a drunken call to me saying next time she was single she'd wrap those lips around my d.

Shroom cock starts with a "S" not "d"

[which thread is that pic in?]

Have you ever sniffed a pair of her soiled underwear?

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Posted by Neversoft on 02-06-2009 06:45 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Avenue_1
Shroom cock starts with a "S" "T" "d" [which thread is that pic in?]

FIXED

quote:
Have you ever sniffed a pair of her soiled underwear?

I can smell the fuckers from here!

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