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Posted by Neversoft on 02-19-2009 05:20 PM:

Mod Idol 2009

ok, as you may have noticed we're looking for somebody dynamic and handsome to join the already dynamic and handsome staff at the wonderful, utopian epicentre of the internet that we call "VCDQuality"

We've taken into consideration the nominations, our preferences, the frequency that people visit and willingness to do the job - hopefully this list will have somebody to everybody's liking

Anyway remember, we're monitoring the voting for unusual "patterns" and duplicate IPs... Don't do anything retarded and get yourself banned.

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Posted by Avenue_1 on 02-19-2009 05:38 PM:

This could get interesting

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Posted by Neversoft on 02-19-2009 05:42 PM:

This is a two day poll so get your vote in!!

quote:
Originally posted by Avenue_1
This could get interesting

We already have a bit of an idea who's gonna come out on top but I think allowing multiple votes will give a better indication of popularity/suitability than limiting everybody to one vote...

... So you folks just need to worry whether or we'll act like Robert Mugabe after the vote closes

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Posted by punzada on 02-19-2009 06:22 PM:

As an obvious underdog I'm voting for myself as any proper politician would.

Keep in mind the mod should be technically adept enough to focus on site issues, an overall longstanding record of assistance to the general community, and have the motivation and skills to help the site roll over to the new layout/format (whatever that may be).

Vote Punzada, the boring but appropriate choice!

Posted by David Cameron on 02-19-2009 07:15 PM:

Isn't this way of voting a little bit French? I want to only vote for 2 but I can't decide, I want a British contingent within the moddery, so gonna have to vote for Arthur I think, even if he is a wanker. Can't decide between Candytwat and the stupidlooter for my second vote though. My vote ain't cheap, I want to see more arse kissing and campaigning before I commit myself.

EDIT: I just saw Avenue's sig, I might toss him my British Vote instead of Arthurs. I actually think he would make a good mod. I will decide tonight whether to fully commit to the AVENUE1 'YES WE CAN' campaign. I need to see more of his manifesto and I would like to hear his foreign policy agenda.

Posted by Ripper on 02-19-2009 07:26 PM:

Nice to see every fucker is on that poll except me, who i got to blow to get on there i feel left out

I voted anyway's you stuck up BITCHES

::EDIT:: Shit, sorry if you put your name forward, I went through the thread looking for people to go on the poll. Looks like I missed you... Democracy eh? We shit on democracy Sorry about that fella, it wasn't deliberate but the poll is well underway now - NS::

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Posted by Avenue_1 on 02-19-2009 08:02 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Jingofin
I will decide tonight whether to fully commit to the AVENUE1 'YES WE CAN' campaign. I need to see more of his manifesto and I would like to hear his foreign policy agenda.

The only foreign policy i have is NO FOREIGNERS!!!

I have a NO RELIGION Policy, I'm sick to death of hearing about muslims and their weirdness and all that shit. (a bit vague but i couldn't be arsed getting into it) and besides, there is no God anyway...

I have a SAY NO TO POLITICAL CORRECTNESS Policy, we are all sick of all this pussy-footing about. If you're offended, then fuck you!

I also have a STOP FUCKING SAYING RIGHT-WINGS ARE RACISTS AND BAD PEOPLE Policy...

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Posted by Darlowad on 02-19-2009 08:05 PM:

voted avenue a candidate i can relate to !!!

why wasnt i up for nomination ??

But if av gets in thats good enough for me

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Posted by davidbrent on 02-19-2009 08:07 PM:

Calm down nitbh

You got all your friends from weight watchers voting for you?

Posted by Avenue_1 on 02-19-2009 08:15 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by davidbrent
Calm down nitbh

You got all your friends from weight watchers voting for you?

LOL don't compare me to that cunt of a cunt, i'll fuckin cry

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Posted by David Cameron on 02-19-2009 08:16 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Avenue_1
The only foreign policy i have is NO FOREIGNERS!!!

I have a NO RELIGION Policy, I'm sick to death of hearing about muslims and their weirdness and all that shit. (a bit vague but i couldn't be arsed getting into it) and besides, there is no God anyway...

I have a SAY NO TO POLITICAL CORRECTNESS Policy, we are all sick of all this pussy-footing about. If you're offended, then fuck you!

I also have a STOP FUCKING SAYING RIGHT-WINGS ARE RACISTS AND BAD PEOPLE Policy...

Good policies. Could be the CHANGE this forum needs. CHANNGGEE!

Will mull it over during dinner.

Posted by monty23 on 02-19-2009 08:22 PM:

What are you having?

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Posted by David Cameron on 02-19-2009 08:24 PM:

Chicken thighs in lemon and garlic marinade with new potatoes and peas. nom nom nom

Posted by gezzer on 02-19-2009 08:24 PM:

Mother and ave got my vote .

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Posted by monty23 on 02-19-2009 08:42 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Jingofin
Chicken thighs in lemon and garlic marinade with new potatoes and peas. nom nom nom

Sounds lovely.

Welsh Hill Shepherds Pie and Roasted vegetables here.

We should do this more often

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Posted by Avenue_1 on 02-19-2009 08:44 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by monty23

We should do this more often

Vote Avenue_1 and you can do this all the time.

A Vote for Ave is a Vote for FREEDOM!

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Posted by David Cameron on 02-19-2009 08:52 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by monty23
What are you having?

So romantic, its like we shared a meal.

quote:
Originally posted by Avenue_1
Vote Avenue_1 and you can do this all the time.

A Vote for Ave is a Vote for FREEDOM!

lol

Posted by Darlowad on 02-19-2009 09:26 PM:

Im pluggin ya all ova the interweb av

ok who's Josef Mengele ????

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Posted by David Cameron on 02-19-2009 09:42 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Darlowad

ok who's Josef Mengele ????

Judging by the number of supposed genetic mutants he was responsible for... he could be your father.

Posted by Avenue_1 on 02-19-2009 10:42 PM:

Just want to thank all my loyal supporters and trusted lieutenants for keeping the campaign running strong.

This smells like it's going to be a good year for the decent people of VCDQ

Keepin it Real

Avenue_1

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Posted by The CandyMan on 02-19-2009 10:47 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Avenue_1
Just want to thank all my loyal supporters and trusted lieutenants for keeping the campaign running strong.

This smells like it's going to be a good year for the decent people of VCDQ

Keepin it Real

Avenue_1

Die.

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Posted by 404notfound on 02-19-2009 11:08 PM:

This must have been how William Shatner felt when they re-cast Kirk.

Fuck all you cunts. You'll have to prize my vote out of my cold dead hands.....

...oh, ok then. Candyman. He's slightly less of a twat.

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Posted by Avenue_1 on 02-19-2009 11:10 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by The CandyMan
Die.

Don't be a cunt, i actually gave you a vote

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Posted by cookie on 02-20-2009 12:28 AM:

Opposite discrimination!

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Posted by The CandyMan on 02-20-2009 01:12 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by 404notfound
...oh, ok then. Candyman. He's slightly less of a twat.

Thanks...I think.

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Posted by HoldDaSalad on 02-20-2009 01:13 AM:

this is too damn funny, lol. Well we all lived to see a Black President in the USA. Now we'll see Ave as a mod? WTF is this world coming to?

Well who knows. He might do about as good as our current President, LOL.

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Posted by punzada on 02-20-2009 01:39 AM:

proof that democracy fails

im off to help castro put linux on his computers

Posted by ntscuser on 02-20-2009 01:44 AM:

I was thinking Mother would make a great mod even before the vacancy became available.

Posted by Filthy_Rich on 02-20-2009 03:23 AM:

Arthur and Avenue_1

Posted by wob on 02-20-2009 04:21 AM:

arfur number 1

Posted by gizmojo on 02-20-2009 08:38 AM:

Voted for Avenue_1

Posted by gizmojo on 02-20-2009 08:40 AM:

Who are the 17 people who voted for Arthur? Is this being fixed?

Posted by Linnets on 02-20-2009 10:15 AM:

Voted Ave, not cos I necessarily think he'll make the best mod, just cos I wanna see the fallout from him winning the vote and still not being made a mod.

Posted by Neversoft on 02-20-2009 11:07 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by gizmojo
Who are the 17 people who voted for Arthur? Is this being fixed?

Nope. We have the facility to track who voted who (part of the forum admin stuff) and so far ALL of the voting seems to have been fair... Which is weird cos Ave_1 is doing ok

quote:
Originally posted by Linnets
Voted Ave, not cos I necessarily think he'll make the best mod, just cos I wanna see the fallout from him winning the vote and still not being made a mod.

lets just hope whoever gets the mod job(s) has the good sense to ban the dissenters first

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Posted by CARR73 on 02-20-2009 11:54 AM:

Lurker Vote :-

Avenue_1

Arthur Daley

Posted by Neversoft on 02-20-2009 01:15 PM:

To be honest I'm surprised at the scores thus far but I've checked the votes and everything seems in order

(and no, I wont be posting who voted what)

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Posted by Avenue_1 on 02-20-2009 01:17 PM:

Cheers for the votes fellas, keep 'em coming and if i get the top votes SOMETHING SPECIAL IS GOING TO HAPPEN

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Posted by The CandyMan on 02-20-2009 02:13 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Neversoft
To be honest I'm surprised at the scores thus far but I've checked the votes and everything seems in order

(and no, I wont be posting who voted what)

If avenue_1 wins, I will personally hunt down every cunt who voted for him and shove candybars so far up their ass they'll be tasting caramel, peanut butter, crispy and almond for a fuckin month! HERE'S YOUR FUCKING CANDY BAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Posted by |V|USTANG_FAN on 02-20-2009 02:14 PM:

getting some votes, waiting for the irght moment to strike.

thanks for the votes!

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Posted by HoldDaSalad on 02-20-2009 02:15 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by The CandyMan
If avenue_1 wins, I will personally hunt down every cunt who voted for him and shove candybars so far up their ass they'll be tasting caramel, peanut butter, crispy and almond for a fuckin month! HERE'S YOUR FUCKING CANDY BAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you sound a bit jealous, lol. Honestly if you've been banned I don't think you should be in the running. Yes that would include myself.

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Posted by The CandyMan on 02-20-2009 02:25 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by parasiticgannon
you sound a bit jealous, lol. Honestly if you've been banned I don't think you should be in the running. Yes that would include myself.

What flavor do you want you fat bastard...

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Posted by HoldDaSalad on 02-20-2009 05:15 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by The CandyMan
What flavor do you want you fat bastard...

I voted for your fucking fat ass. I want my fucking Candy Bar you fat twat.

I'll take a Carmel. I'm afraid of your Peanut Butter Candy Bars. It may kill us all.

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Posted by Avenue_1 on 02-20-2009 05:26 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by The CandyMan
If avenue_1 wins, I will personally hunt down every cunt who voted for him and shove candybars so far up their ass they'll be tasting caramel, peanut butter, crispy and almond for a fuckin month! HERE'S YOUR FUCKING CANDY BAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Start being nice ManCandy or i may have to ban your fat sweaty arse when i'm modded PMSL

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Posted by Munson on 02-20-2009 05:30 PM:

this vote is just for existing mods consideration, correct? the current mods will make the final decision, correct?

please, yes?

otherwise it should be changed to ban idol

Posted by Avenue_1 on 02-20-2009 05:35 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Munson
this vote is just for existing mods consideration, correct? the current mods will make the final decision, correct?

All you need to know is...

quote:
Originally quoted from Avenue_1's sig.
IF I GET TOP VOTES, SOMETHING SPECIAL IS GOING TO HAPPEN TO THE FORUMS

KEEP AN EYE OUT

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Posted by Munson on 02-20-2009 05:55 PM:

wait a minute. no no no no. i just noticed me on the list. please remove me. i could never be a mod. i would ban almost everyone within minutes. plus i fail to meet my own criteria as i have been banned once, even though it was just dwaggy, a ban is still a ban.

i posted this in the earlier thread as it read like the stupidest fucking thing i have ever seen and needed to be highlighted and was NOT meant to be an announcement of participation:

"I've been round the block and know the ins and outs of here, i have fresh humour and talent so i am putting myself forward as a new age mod."

it was a direct gimp quote that very few obviously read.

new age mod? are you fucking kidding me? that alone should be instant dq.

I find unbelievable that even 1 person voted for me. this person, who i would love to know, should get to cast another vote.

it's not my fault that almost nobody,including the mods read gimposts. that speaks rather loudly, doesn't it?

Posted by Avenue_1 on 02-20-2009 06:07 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by wob
arfur number 1

Good post Arthur and good proxy - Join date 20th February and that post is his only post...hmmmmmmm

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Posted by Bakkoda on 02-20-2009 06:08 PM:

Its pretty obvious that if a black man can get elected as president, the horrible possibility of Avenue_1 becoming a mod is also real.

Posted by Avenue_1 on 02-20-2009 06:10 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Bakkoda
Its pretty obvious that if a black man can get elected as president, the horrible possibility of Avenue_1 becoming a mod is also real.

It's the year of the Underdog

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Posted by madd on 02-20-2009 06:14 PM:

avenue_1 get my vote for his foreign policy alone

Posted by David Cameron on 02-20-2009 06:17 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Avenue_1
Good post Arthur and good proxy - Join date 20th February and that post is his only post...hmmmmmmm

I don't doubt there is some cheating going on here but I don't think Arthur would stoop to doing it himself. must be one of his "fans".

Despite Neversoft saying cheating isn't possible, I know it is. I voted 21 times for Arthur myself.

quote:
Originally posted by Munson

I find unbelievable that even 1 person voted for me. this person, who i would love to know, should get to cast another vote.

Its possible to vote for more than 1 person, no offence, but my guess is that your 1 vote came from an Avenue hater who voted for everyone EXCEPT him.

Posted by Munson on 02-20-2009 06:25 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Bakkoda
Its pretty obvious that if a black man can get elected as president, the horrible possibility of Avenue_1 becoming a mod is also real.

racist and crowbarred

Posted by Darlowad on 02-20-2009 06:28 PM:

Its fixed

plainly obvious!!!

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Posted by wob on 02-20-2009 06:33 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Avenue_1
Good post Arthur and good proxy - Join date 20th February and that post is his only post...hmmmmmmm

lol mods can check ip im actually from your part of the world av the good part

Posted by Arthur Daily on 02-20-2009 06:38 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Munson
racist and crowbarred

he could have meant it in a 'refreshingly nice surprise' kind of way.

like when that festively plump chick actually turns out to be a dam fine shag.
when you don't actually pull her, more like shes the last one left and the kebab shop is shut.

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Posted by Ripper on 02-20-2009 06:38 PM:

N$, might be an idea to make each person who casts a vote to make a post and say who they voted for (i don't have a problem doing that), and why not have 2 casting votes for 2 mod positions?

That way no one can say it's fixed

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Posted by Munson on 02-20-2009 06:50 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Arthur Daily
he could have meant it in a 'refreshingly nice surprise' kind of way.

like when that festively plump chick actually turns out to be a dam fine shag.
when you don't actually pull her, more like shes the last one left and the kebab shop is shut.

arfur, this is why i couldn't vote for you. What the hell are you talking about? if you DO become a mod please hire the plump chick to do the pikey translation before you post.
I do think that you're an alright guy, though.

Posted by Munson on 02-20-2009 06:54 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Jingofin

Its possible to vote for more than 1 person, no offence, but my guess is that your 1 vote came from an Avenue hater who voted for everyone EXCEPT him.

completely, totally, utterly not offended

Posted by davidbrent on 02-20-2009 06:55 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Avenue_1
Cheers for the votes fellas, keep 'em coming and if i get the top votes SOMETHING SPECIAL IS GOING TO HAPPEN

If this involve's pictures of Darlowad other halfs jack and danny, can i change my vote?

Posted by Darlowad on 02-20-2009 06:59 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by davidbrent
If this involve's pictures of pictures of Darlowad other halfs jack and danny, can i change my vote?

U pissed ???

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Posted by Neversoft on 02-20-2009 07:07 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Jingofin
Despite Neversoft saying cheating isn't possible, I know it is. I voted 21 times for Arthur myself.

I didn't say it was impossible, I said I'd be looking out for it... So far I can tell you the following:

1. Only one person appears to be a new sign-up that has voted.
2. Most people are only voting for 2 or 3 people.
3. All usernames that aren't familiar to me have had their IPs checked. None are dupes or share the same first octet so they're not using the same proxy service.
4. You voted for ZootedLooter and Ave_1 so shut your fucking face

5. Even Munson didn't vote for himself but some member who joined in 2003 but has only posted 3 times did

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Posted by wob on 02-20-2009 07:17 PM:

i maybe a new sign up but ive had the misfortune to be have vcdq in my fav for years..

Posted by davidbrent on 02-20-2009 07:19 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Darlowad
U pissed ???

FIXED

Only at the kids, i swear im giving the little fuckers dry shreddies for breakfast tomorrow.

Posted by Darlowad on 02-20-2009 07:34 PM:

Not dry mate thats cruel !! smear them in marmite

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Posted by Neversoft on 02-20-2009 07:39 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by wob
i maybe a new sign up but ive had the misfortune to be have vcdq in my fav for years..

it's not a concern to be honest, I can't see any weird voting patterns from anybody

The poll closes at midnight PST I think (but don't quote me on that... New to this forum lark etc etc

)

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Posted by Bakkoda on 02-20-2009 07:48 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Munson
racist and crowbarred

oh no, humor on your internets???? you are the kind of dead vegitation that pushes decent members off the boards. brainless posting.

Posted by Ripper on 02-20-2009 08:01 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Ripper
Nice to see every fucker is on that poll except me, who i got to blow to get on there i feel left out

I voted anyway's you stuck up BITCHES

::EDIT:: Shit, sorry if you put your name forward, I went through the thread looking for people to go on the poll. Looks like I missed you... Democracy eh? We shit on democracy Sorry about that fella, it wasn't deliberate but the poll is well underway now - NS::

Haha was playin N$, anyway i don't want the mod job i want an admin job, let me loose on the server

And for you to say sorry fuck me that must have hurt typing

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Posted by Arthur Daily on 02-20-2009 08:02 PM:

And now im off to work, to stop 600 gay dudes from slapping each other into next week.

ill be checking in from time to time tonight on me phone.

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Posted by HoldDaSalad on 02-20-2009 11:21 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Arthur Daily
And now im off to work, to stop 600 gay dudes from slapping each other into next week.

That is all

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Posted by Munson on 02-20-2009 11:43 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Bakkoda
oh no, humor on your internets???? you are the kind of dead vegitation that pushes decent members off the boards. brainless posting.

just because you were going for humor doesn't mean you nailed it. EPIC FAIL.

It does at least explain it. I find it sweetly ironic that you would refer to me as brainless after posting that gem believing it was funny. Are you english?

are you the dude with 70s bush eyebrows? try NAIR.

Posted by gezzer on 02-20-2009 11:50 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Munson
just because you were going for humor doesn't mean you nailed it. EPIC FAIL.

It does at least explain it. I find it sweetly ironic that you would refer to me as brainless after posting that gem believing it was funny. Are you english?

are you the dude with 70s bush eyebrows? try NAIR.

WTF's that all about you fuckin lost me.Medication wore off then.

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Posted by Bakkoda on 02-21-2009 12:04 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by Munson
im horny for you

you pretty much proved my point. you are a shit poster and always have been. if you really wanted to hurt me over the internet, my weakness is my cheekbones.

Posted by Munson on 02-21-2009 12:17 AM:

thats a bummer cause i really really really want to hurt you

WUT????????????????????????

Posted by ntscuser on 02-21-2009 12:28 AM:

Thread finally delivers.

Fuck yeah!

Posted by Bakkoda on 02-21-2009 01:08 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by Munson
WUT????????????????????????

didnt mean to throw you off with capitalization and punctuation. you are doing good tho champ, keep chugging along.

Posted by CARR73 on 02-21-2009 01:10 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by Arthur Daily
And now im off to work, to stop 600 gay dudes from slapping each other into next week.

ill be checking in from time to time tonight on me phone.

When I voted I assumed the 'Getting Laid Tonight' quote would involve some pussy???

Posted by Arthur Daily on 02-21-2009 01:17 AM:

LOL fucker

Hey I didn't say 'I' would be doing the dirty deed.
It's more of a carma thing.

vote for Arthur or somewere in the world a puppy will die.

That sort of thang

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Posted by The CandyMan on 02-21-2009 02:45 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by Arthur Daily
LOL fucker

Hey I didn't say 'I' would be doing the dirty deed.
It's more of a carma thing.

vote for Arthur or somewere in the world a puppy will die.

That sort of thang

First you gotta fuck with the homos and now puppies? YOU BASTARD!!

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Posted by HoldDaSalad on 02-21-2009 03:23 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by Arthur Daily
LOL fucker

Hey I didn't say 'I' would be doing the dirty deed.
It's more of a carma thing.

vote for Arthur or somewere in the world a puppy will die.

That sort of thang

damn, your about everything but the pussy huh?

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Posted by Scannerdarkly on 02-21-2009 07:57 AM:

this reminds me of some kind of MMORPG game trying to vote someone to be a new sac leader.

I like it!

I voted for Arthur

Posted by David Cameron on 02-21-2009 12:57 PM:

So, no surprised there then. Nice job Arthur, Zooted Looter, Candyman and Mother. 3 Cheers for Avenue1's Ralph Naderesque effort. Ave got the popular vote for sure, and by popular vote I mean the most popular people voted for him

So it looks like we are lumbered with a British *gay night club bouncer from London who looks like Bond villain NikNak and could sell counterfeit ice to an Eskimo. A Thai Arthur Daley with a penchant for steroids and things that fall out of the back of lorries. Our second placed candidate is a New York construction worker with a fetish for punk chicks, a weed habit that would shame a jamaican with glaucoma and a hot ex bartender wife who is quite clearly far too good looking for him.

A demographic busting celebration of diversity. It brings a tear to my eye to see these 2 reprobates made moderators.

Also... Lol at Baha's pathetic showing.

*Ambiguity intended, decide for yourself how you interpret that description

Posted by baha on 02-21-2009 03:29 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Jingofin
Also... Lol at Baha's pathetic showing.

Look back at the number of posts I made in this thread asking to be voted for / suggesting who should be voted for / requesting mod status / whoring for votes...erm...that's right: zero. Nil. Nada. Nilch.

Now look back at the number of your posts.

All those posts and still no fucker wants you or gives a shit about your opinion. Remember your insignificance little man (even though you try to bait the relevant posters here in a concerted effort to be noticed).

PS: there's a PM in my Inbox from some considerable time back asking whether I'd be a mod

PPS: there is a reason I chose not to post when the poll was live and have some opinions about the site/future/development - not specifically about the choice of mods: AD has wanted it for some time and if his input reflects his desire then he's a top choice and mancandy seems a decent sort (when he's not having his gay love tiffs with para on the forums) - but I may drop those in a PM to NS/Vamps when I have time, rather than have some wannabe twats trolling them.

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Posted by Neversoft on 02-21-2009 03:41 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Neversoft
The poll closes at midnight PST I think (but don't quote me on that... New to this forum lark etc etc )

Or maybe midnight PST tonight

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Posted by David Cameron on 02-21-2009 03:50 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by baha
Look back at the number of posts I made in this thread asking to be voted for / suggesting who should be voted for / requesting mod status / whoring for votes...erm...that's right: zero. Nil. Nada. Nilch.

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Wow, sorry dude, didn't mean any offence. Just a joke. I'm suprised that someone in 7th place could take themselves so seriously. Relax, take some lessons from Avenue1 who asked to be nominated despite knowing that even if he won he wouldn't be a mod, its all just for a laugh.

Posted by baha on 02-21-2009 04:08 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Jingofin
Wow, sorry dude, didn't mean any offence. Just a joke. I'm suprised that someone in 7th place could take themselves so seriously. Relax, take some lessons from Avenue1 who asked to be nominated despite knowing that even if he won he wouldn't be a mod, its all just for a laugh.

Every post that I make is in absolute earnest and there is no room for humour, mockery, or just plain ridicule in anything I say.

The interwebby and this site in particular is the focus of my existence and every fibre of my worldly existence. Get used to it!

Mock me at your mortal peril!

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Posted by ZootedLooter on 02-21-2009 04:42 PM:

ok lighten up you dickweeds....the comedy of this whole thread is that not only Ave 1...a ban idol winner and possibly most banned member of these boards made a good showing

but

the Looter (who didnt even ask for this position) came home from work last night to see that not only was he nominated but was in the lead for a short time with 11 votes...imagine giving me access to the controls of this shitheap?....itll be down for a month on the first day

now even though my first choice isnt arthur....i congratulate him on his (emminent) victory...he has wanted this for some time and he is a sensible one here so i think he wont abuse his power....

and Arthur...i only hope that you arent too strict on the flaming(or flamers)...it is a big part of the GD....it creates alot of the comedy and character that people here love (yes i know thats what the pink hole is for but so what....)...regulating it in the other forums is def important because there are actual directions in the threads

good luck kiddo and can someone install a spell check for this poor sap?....this is gonna get ugly

and oh yeah Arf...can you make it your first order of business to ban anyone with an emo avatar?....im tired of looking at depressed and confused androgenous teens....i cant look at these boards with company around anymore...theyre gonna start asking questions

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Posted by David Cameron on 02-21-2009 04:44 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by baha

Mock me at your mortal peril!

lol... Hows this?

NS, I actually voted for ZootedLooter, Avenue1 AND Arthur

I thought this was an anonymous poll, please keep my vote private.

Posted by Avenue_1 on 02-21-2009 05:09 PM:

In case anyone was wondering the whole mod thing was a joke to lighten the place up.

For those taking it serious...

quote:
PM To Neversoft

Avenue_1 wrote on 02-19-2009 04:39 PM:
S'up bud! Any chance you could put my name on the list for a piss take? obviously i wouldn't be getting the position and wouldn't want to lose my powers of trolling and have to act normal

Oh, and make sure Zooted is on the list as he would make a good mod.

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Reply By Neversoft

Fuck it, why not... At the end of the day you could even win with a landslide and we'd just "Mugabe" the results

A quick exclusive for you, I think this is who will be on the poll. Mainly based on expressing an interest, visiting the site and ability not know when to post pictures of rotting cocks and when to ban somebody for posting pictures of rotting cocks...

Mother
CandyMan
Arthur Daily
|V|USTANG_FAN
punzada
doctor zoidy
ZootedLooter

Not all may wish to be mods.

Keep the list to yourself until the poll is up, especially as it might differ slightly.

Posted by Neversoft on 02-21-2009 06:28 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Avenue_1
In case anyone was wondering the whole mod thing was a joke to lighten the place up.

For those taking it serious...

Not sure what "revelation" you can see in that PM but the list of people in it went on the poll, as did a few others and people who'd asked to be in the poll (like yourself). A couple were also removed because they weren't interested in modding... The poll is entirely genuine but obviously we wouldn't make somebody we know to be retarded a mod (and you said you didn't want the job).

The odds on you becoming a mod we're always nil and thankfully it's a non-issue for the poll cos despite you whoring yourself around the forum like a Boris Johnson wannabe and people being allowed multiple votes you still couldn't find enough people to vote for you - my condolences fella, better luck next time.

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Posted by Avenue_1 on 02-21-2009 06:42 PM:

Back up there fella, i meant the "me" being a mod thing was a joke, not the whole mod vote, you knob. Now go edit your post you bitter cunt!!!

Posted by Neversoft on 02-21-2009 06:56 PM:

Nah... I stand by every word of it

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Posted by Avenue_1 on 02-21-2009 06:58 PM:

And there was me thinking you were a decent type of cunt (i had even edited a bit of your pm)

Posted by Arthur Daily on 02-21-2009 07:43 PM:

you guys crack me up.

and no, i wouldnt be heavy on the flamers,
most of you can look after yourselves, My main goal would be to protect the new comers.
unless they can handle it or deserve it or indeed ask for it.

i love you all the way you are, ahhhhh grp hug.

and baha is just to cool for school, he gives me goose bumps.

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Posted by Neversoft on 02-21-2009 07:45 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Avenue_1
And there was me thinking you were a decent type of cunt (i had even edited a bit of your pm)

You're awfully sensitive today Ave, I think you're taking on the persona of your avatar

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Posted by HoldDaSalad on 02-21-2009 07:54 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Neversoft
You're awfully sensitive today Ave, I think you're taking on the persona of your avatar

Blame Fionn McTool for that

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Posted by ntscuser on 02-21-2009 07:55 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Arthur Daily
i love you all the way you are,

Wait till you've been modding for while, see how much you love us then?

Posted by Arthur Daily on 02-21-2009 09:33 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by ntscuser
Wait till you've been modding for while, see how much you love us then?

im sure theres many more mundane duties to modding.

how long we got till close?

im working up in basingstoke tonight ffs.
Only good thing about that is i can see the space station in the sky coz theres no street lights here makeing the sky orange.

and fuck its cold down here.

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Posted by LOLobo on 02-22-2009 03:07 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by ZootedLooter
and oh yeah Arf...can you make it your first order of business to ban anyone with an emo avatar?....im tired of looking at depressed and confused androgenous teens....i cant look at these boards with company around anymore...theyre gonna start asking questions

Don't be jealous :P

Posted by Neversoft on 02-22-2009 05:13 PM:

Congratulations Arthur Daily and ZootedLooter you're both now mods in this hell-hole!! If you have any questions or queries, post em in the staff forum or IRC channel

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Posted by Avenue_1 on 02-22-2009 05:43 PM:

Congrats Arf & Zooted

and condolences to ManjizzCandy LOLOLOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

That'll teach ya to count your chickens

Posted by Neversoft on 02-22-2009 05:44 PM:

Erm... Should Arthur or Zoots not be able to mod for whatever reason, Candyman is the next choice so, you know, be nice

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Posted by monty23 on 02-22-2009 06:07 PM:

(BACK ON SUBJECT)

Congrats Arfur and Zooted

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Posted by David Cameron on 02-22-2009 06:15 PM:

Congrats to NikNak and the Punk pervert.

Shame Candyman isn't being modded too, he'd have been a sound choice, why not give him mod status over the unmoderated pink forum as consolation?

Posted by ZootedLooter on 02-22-2009 06:55 PM:

you gotta be fuckin kidding me

who thought this was a good idea again?

now whos the first to kiss up to the new overlord

and cookie your private msgs give me a chubby

Posted by ZootedLooter on 02-22-2009 07:36 PM:

oh yeah....heres one unexpected twist to the whole thing

KK now has the power to ban each and everyone of you too

Posted by Arthur Daily on 02-22-2009 08:00 PM:

i think i need a lay down, the power has made me giddy

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Posted by Neversoft on 02-22-2009 08:16 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by ZootedLooter
oh yeah....heres one unexpected twist to the whole thing

KK now has the power to ban each and everyone of you too

Not if I don't tell you how

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Posted by ZootedLooter on 02-22-2009 08:27 PM:

im smot...i already figured it out....i almost banned candyman just to see if it works

Posted by Ripper on 02-22-2009 09:13 PM:

Congratulations you pair, the site will never be the same ever again not sure if that's a good or bad thing

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Posted by baha on 02-23-2009 01:27 AM:

zl with a late run

Nice one guys!

Just looked at the list of mods...who is/was MrEMann? Never noticed that nic before.

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Posted by wob on 02-23-2009 02:33 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by baha
zl with a late run

Nice one guys!

Just looked at the list of mods...who is/was MrEMann? Never noticed that nic before.

thats avenue's twin bro

Posted by LOLobo on 02-23-2009 04:11 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by baha
Just looked at the list of mods...who is/was MrEMann? Never noticed that nic before.

MrEMann=EJO

Posted by HoldDaSalad on 02-23-2009 04:48 AM:

Congrats you fucking twinks.

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Posted by Arthur Daily on 02-23-2009 05:45 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by LOLobo
MrEMann=EJO

ahhhhh,

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Posted by baha on 02-23-2009 10:05 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by LOLobo
MrEMann=EJO

Where is Uncle Fester nowadays? Usually posts some useful shit in the help-me-i'm-a-mong threads but haven't seen him for a while.

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Posted by Avenue_1 on 02-23-2009 10:20 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by baha
Where is Uncle Fester nowadays? Usually posts some useful shit in the help-me-i'm-a-mong threads but haven't seen him for a while.

Post here and he will probably answer you.

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Posted by baha on 02-23-2009 10:33 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Avenue_1
Post here and he will probably answer you.

Why the fuck not. Make it something Jap/samurai if you can...will save me having to change my sig.

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Posted by |V|USTANG_FAN on 02-23-2009 11:18 PM:

Well, there goes the fucking neighborhood!

j/k guys, congrats!

and thanks to all those who voted for myself!

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