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Posted by Bit_Confused on 04-01-2009 06:19 AM:

Shearer New Magpie Head

Wont do shit. Poor fuckers a re gunna go down I think.


Not April Fools

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Posted by valvehead on 04-01-2009 06:45 PM:

It they want to send the team into a comma then he's the man.

There's 8 games left, they're 2 points off relegation, so they have a good chance of staying up, but they're fucked in the long term. Their beer loving owner couldn't give two shits about the club, apart from making a profit once he finds a buyer.


Posted by Dutch on 04-01-2009 07:08 PM:

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It they want to send the team into a comma then he's the man.


A comma? A fucking comma? Pfftt!

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Posted by Neversoft on 04-01-2009 07:30 PM:

I'm moving this bitch to the proper forum

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Posted by David Cameron on 04-01-2009 09:44 PM:

I actually did a double bluff April Fools joke with this story. One of my mates at work is a Geordie and a die hard Toon fan. He was well happy when he heard Shearer had taken over, I told him at lunch that it had just been on the radio that this story was an April Fools joke started by Mike Ashley. He had a look of horror on his face for a split second then refused to believe me.

I reckon he will keep them up, I hope he doesn't though, I want to see Newcastle playing down at Leicester next season.


Posted by valvehead on 04-01-2009 09:44 PM:

Fuck me, I made a comma-n (sic) mistake. Any thoughts on shearer been made manager, or did this thread have no interest to you 'til I made a grammatical error?


Posted by David Cameron on 04-01-2009 09:45 PM:

They are already in relegation zone and their next game is against Chelsea. Its not going to be an easy job.


Posted by valvehead on 04-01-2009 10:03 PM:

I just seen on ssn gazza's involved, they're fucked big time.


Posted by baha on 04-02-2009 08:20 PM:

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Originally posted by valvehead
I just seen on ssn gazza's involved, they're fucked big time.

They got rid of that little scrote Wise, so it's not all bad news. Don't think Gazza has anything to do with the set-up, he was begging for tickets off Shearer last I saw.

Clever move by Shearer: they go down and the story will be that the odds were stacked against him; they stay up and he's their 5th messiah this season.

For the 8 games that the totally inexperienced first-time manager is in charge, even if Toon go down, he'll pick up £1m. If they stay up he'll pick up £2m. For 52 days "work".

It's just lucky that Shearer loves the club so much and is desperate to see them do well...imagine how badly Toon could've been fucked in the arse by a no-experience mercenary who was just out to line his own pockets...

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Posted by gezzer on 04-02-2009 09:40 PM:

Well if he gives them the same boost that Keegan did (1 win in the first eight games) then they are doomed, Pompey are gonna beat them as well. And as for bringing in Dowie he did really well at Palace not.

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Posted by Bakkoda on 04-03-2009 04:10 AM:

Considering how long they have been teetering on the edge, rumors of key players leaving, massive injuries and the final straw being the loss (sale) of Given, I can finally its time for them to go down.

Newcastle has always been one of my favs but I can honestly say Owen, Martins and a few others have done nothing but hurt themselves (literally and figuratively) in their time at the club.


Posted by gezzer on 05-24-2009 08:58 PM:

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Well if he gives them the same boost that Keegan did (1 win in the first eight games) then they are doomed, Pompey are gonna beat them as well. And as for bringing in Dowie he did really well at Palace not.

Told you so ,funny as fuck all them geordies sobbing there little hearts out.

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