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Posted by Ripper on 01-21-2009 05:38 AM:

Another story for you

I found out tonight my neighbour fancied me after living here for almost 2 yrs, so i was talking to her on facebook and found this out so invited her over had a chat for couple of hrs (1.30 to 4am ish), had a little snog at the bottom of my stairs and off she went haha.
Hopefully catch her when kids are in school and see if i can bed her too if so will post of my exploits when i can, funny thing is the bird i gave the test drive with my p.a(which works a fkn treat) i retested over her's last night to confirm it wasn't a 1 off and boy it wasn't she moans and comes like Niagara falls

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Posted by Objectivist Seal Hunter on 01-21-2009 05:59 AM:

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Posted by Crump on 01-21-2009 10:09 AM:

Dear Deirdre

Posted by yoshy on 01-21-2009 11:53 AM:

set up a cam

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Posted by The CandyMan on 01-21-2009 03:33 PM:

Picture proof or it didn't happen.

Oh wait:

NSFW

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Posted by Neversoft on 01-21-2009 03:52 PM:

You know you're a nerd if the moment you stand a chance of getting laid you feel the urge to tell the Internet

Ripper, if she's fit then we demand pictures cos a story about two ugly people doing the nasty just isn't going to get us off

Posted by The CandyMan on 01-21-2009 03:58 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Neversoft
Ripper, if she's fit then we demand pictures cos a story about two ugly people doing the nasty just isn't going to get us off


Take me off ignore!!!!!

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Posted by Darlowad on 01-21-2009 03:58 PM:

www.lifeblog.com

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Posted by HoldDaSalad on 01-21-2009 04:22 PM:

Hey, ManCandy posted a picture of his wife...err I meant his ex-wife.

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Posted by Avenue_1 on 01-21-2009 05:23 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Neversoft
cos a story about two ugly people doing the nasty just isn't going to get us off


Remember when ManCandy told us about tasting his ginger mong-mans pussy and even posted a pic of it? I still feel sick

EDIT::: Found the pic

***WARNING***

DO NOT VIEW IF YOU'VE EATEN RECENTLY















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Posted by HoldDaSalad on 01-21-2009 05:57 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Gimp Mask
Remember when ManCandy told us about tasting his ginger mong-mans pussy and even posted a pic of it? I still feel sick

EDIT::: Found the pic

***WARNING***

DO NOT VIEW IF YOU'VE EATEN RECENTLY















You cunt fix that shit, Oh wait don't

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Posted by Bit_Confused on 01-21-2009 06:54 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by parasiticgannon
You cunt fix that shit, Oh wait don't



Fixed

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Posted by crob on 01-21-2009 07:19 PM:

Is she married? How old is she? More details please.

Oh. And pics of her fadge.

Posted by Avenue_1 on 01-21-2009 07:36 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Bit_Confused
Fixed



Jesus Christ, imagine getting one of those bright ginger wavy thick hairs in your dinner

Lets hope the fucker never works in a restaurant.

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Posted by Neversoft on 01-21-2009 08:10 PM:

Gingerism is the "new" racism... You should be ashamed!

Posted by Bit_Confused on 01-21-2009 09:09 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Neversoft
Gingerism is the "new" racism... You should be ashamed!



To stay on the low down, We refer to them as "Cheddas" as in Cheddar Cheese.

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Posted by Ripper on 01-21-2009 09:55 PM:

Haha, i'll pinch a pic off her facebook and post it here, she dont know about this site, if your nice i'll add a couple of you fuckers on there because i have done a couple on there and i got a few more lined up

I do have a digi camcorder and thinking about getting the 1 to do a film with me but the next door neighbour may be slightly harder to get on camera

I cant post links here so your gonna have to be on facebook, last thin i need is to get busted by 1 of em, a woman pissed is not a nice sight and i have 2 sports cars and a 4x4 plus a motorbike i want to keep and last thing i want is paint thinner over em lol

AND YES I AM A NERD GETTING SOME RANDOM SEX FKIN A++++

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Posted by Objectivist Seal Hunter on 01-21-2009 09:58 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Bit_Confused
To stay on the low down, We refer to them as "Cheddas" as in Cheddar Cheese.



The Underoath drummer, lol.

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Posted by Ripper on 01-21-2009 09:59 PM:

Pic as mentioned of next door neighbour, will take it down in 24hrs just incase

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Posted by Objectivist Seal Hunter on 01-21-2009 10:20 PM:

Hmm...

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Posted by Bit_Confused on 01-21-2009 10:27 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Ripper
Pic as mentioned of next door neighbour, will take it down in 24hrs just incase


Thought you were a bit older Ripper.

Maybe you should realize/realise that we can take the pic and do what we want now....ask para.

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Posted by Objectivist Seal Hunter on 01-21-2009 10:30 PM:

^^^ Lol.

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Posted by Crump on 01-21-2009 10:33 PM:

Thats my wife you cunt!

Posted by Objectivist Seal Hunter on 01-21-2009 10:35 PM:

Crump! I hella saw that picture (the avatar) on Google, it's great! Lol.

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Posted by Ripper on 01-21-2009 10:38 PM:

Well, i'll add 1 or 2 people on here i know to my facebook addy and they can do a bit of research and post back there findings, she's coming over in an hour and u know i gotta do it so may be 3 or 4am before i get a chance to post how it went, this is Test 2 with a p.a

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Posted by Objectivist Seal Hunter on 01-21-2009 10:42 PM:

Setup the security cam you bitch!

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Posted by Bit_Confused on 01-21-2009 11:00 PM:

Ripper.Next.Door.Cracked.Winall64x.READNFO.jpg
24Hr Protection Removed

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Posted by Darlowad on 01-21-2009 11:03 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Objectivist Seal Hunter
Setup the security cam you bitch!

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Posted by HoldDaSalad on 01-22-2009 01:48 AM:

I'm sure I'm not the only one here who has watched Coupling, lol.

Do what Patrick does and video tape all your sexual happenings.

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Posted by Objectivist Seal Hunter on 01-22-2009 02:31 AM:

Idk why:

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Posted by HoldDaSalad on 01-22-2009 02:37 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by Objectivist Seal Hunter
Idk why:
That looks like Britney Spears, I always thought she looked good. She did a black and white video where shes on a bed. That video was hot.

At least I have some wanking off material now, LOL.

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Posted by Ripper on 01-22-2009 04:32 AM:

I wouldn't say no to britney spears money or as an unknown


And just for your info, yeh i did fuck her for 2 hrs give or take, nice big titty's too. and another 1 that gets wet big time


If i do her again she might be willing to let me film her as this was brought up in bed oh yeh

Now looking for test number 3

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Posted by Mother on 01-22-2009 01:26 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by The CandyMan
Picture proof or it didn't happen.

Oh wait:

NSFW

Fixed.

Fucker.

Posted by The CandyMan on 01-22-2009 01:31 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Mother
Fixed.

Fucker.


You're welcome.

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Posted by HoldDaSalad on 01-22-2009 05:26 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by The CandyMan
You're welcome.
Yeah you shouldn't have posted the pic in there. Be considerate of others, especially those who maybe at work.

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Posted by Avenue_1 on 01-22-2009 05:33 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by parasiticgannon
Yeah you shouldn't have posted the pic in there. Be considerate of others, especially those who maybe at work.




ManCandys boyfriends mangina pic was NSFA [Not Safe For AnyFuckinOne]

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Posted by HoldDaSalad on 01-22-2009 06:16 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Gimp Mask
ManCandys boyfriends mangina pic was NSFA [Not Safe For AnyFuckinOne]
This one

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Posted by HoldDaSalad on 01-22-2009 06:19 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Objectivist Seal Hunter
Idk why:
I still like this one best, lol..

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Posted by The CandyMan on 01-22-2009 06:23 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by parasiticgannon
especially those who maybe at work.


So you don't have to worry about it then.

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Posted by HoldDaSalad on 01-22-2009 07:18 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by The CandyMan
So you don't have to worry about it then.
Zinger, lol.

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Posted by Ripper on 01-22-2009 08:08 PM:

And tonight i think i be going up test subject number 1's house to play up there for the night.

Ya fuckers

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Posted by Bit_Confused on 01-22-2009 08:30 PM:

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Posted by Ripper on 01-22-2009 08:57 PM:

Well yeh it is kinda as i just had a text and she working on door tonight til 1am then she's coming to mine for a session, so when your biting your pillow i'll be ram raiding hahahahaha

CONFIDENCE IS HIGH I REPEAT CONFIDENCE IS HIGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Posted by aWe on 01-22-2009 09:21 PM:

Have FUN!

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Posted by Avenue_1 on 01-22-2009 10:18 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Ripper
she working on door tonight til 1am then she's coming to mine for a session


She's a female bouncer or a prossie?

And another vote for the live webcam...just like american pie...and you'll blow it just like jim

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Posted by Ripper on 01-22-2009 10:46 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Gimp Mask
She's a female bouncer or a prossie?

And another vote for the live webcam...just like american pie...and you'll blow it just like jim


She be a bouncer, and trust me she into some kinky sex games let me tell you, she had the baby lotion out tuesday night

And as for me blowing it like jim, not a chance , if you knew what i did then you would understand stamina and going the distance


Lessons can be taught at a fair price per hour, but this is for free get your cock pierced trust me women love it, and it's gotten around work already, and had a few requests of women to have a look, but as i say to em better to feel it rather than look at it (but no mingers) and doggin is the way to go

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Posted by Avenue_1 on 01-22-2009 11:02 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Ripper
[B]She be a bouncer, and trust me she into some kinky sex games let me tell you, she had the baby lotion out tuesday night


I belive you fella. Those ugly bouncer women will do anything to guarantee themselves a shag. But if that's all you can get, then beggars can't be choosers.

quote:

And as for me blowing it like jim, not a chance , if you knew what i did then you would understand stamina and going the distance


You think of your para naked?

quote:

Lessons can be taught at a fair price per hour


LOL if you've ever paid for lessons , then you fail at life.

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Posted by Ripper on 01-22-2009 11:11 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Gimp Mask
I belive you fella. Those ugly bouncer women will do anything to guarantee themselves a shag. But if that's all you can get, then beggars can't be choosers.


You must be mad there are a few stunning bouncers out there mate trust me, ok there are pigs too but same for doormen but they get a fuck at the end of the night with some 18 or 19yr old

quote:
Originally posted by Gimp Mask
LOL if you've ever paid for lessons , then you fail at life.


I have watched plenty of porn and bagged a high number of totty u be surprised a doorman gets it quite a lot i never married i live alone and NO ONE touches my mobile


As for jim any man can hold it off it's quite easy as it happens that where u switch positions and take a break!!!

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Posted by Bit_Confused on 01-22-2009 11:20 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Ripper
She be a bouncer





quote:
Originally posted by Ripper
and trust me she into some kinky sex games let me tell you



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Posted by HoldDaSalad on 01-22-2009 11:29 PM:

I don't know which is worse. The guy bragging on the interweb about getting some, or the guy who calls him a liar.

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Posted by Bit_Confused on 01-22-2009 11:33 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by parasiticgannon
I don't know which is worse. The guy bragging on the interweb about getting some, or the guy who calls him a liar.



It's the former.


Why does he not have an Emotar yet..????

Thats the real question here.

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Posted by Ripper on 01-22-2009 11:41 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Bit_Confused
It's the former.


Why does he not have an Emotar yet..????

Thats the real question here.


Cause i am not confused like you sick little puppy's

And i thought i'd share my little sexcapades with you all, whilst MOST of you lead your boring little lives with your wives/girlfriends or your hand, some of us are getting variety.

Think i may need help as it goes

P.S she is more like the 1 to the right of that fat bouncer in the banana t shirt, saying that i wouldn't mind a bit of the 1 on the left too, anyone got her number

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Posted by Objectivist Seal Hunter on 01-22-2009 11:43 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Bit_Confused
It's the former.


Why does he not have an Emotar yet..????

Thats the real question here.


What he said!

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Posted by Avenue_1 on 01-22-2009 11:59 PM:

We want pics of this, and of the prince.

I actually believe ya. But, you can't spout off all this shit on the net without backing it up

Put up or shut up.

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Posted by HoldDaSalad on 01-23-2009 12:01 AM:

Well we can see who's plugging who in the ass.


Hey Gimp how do you like having them up your ass?

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Posted by Bit_Confused on 01-23-2009 12:02 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by Ripper
[B]Think i may need help as it goes



I wouldn't be typing so much then.

Pics.Proof , or BUNG

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Posted by Avenue_1 on 01-23-2009 12:09 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by parasiticgannon
Well we can see who's plugging who in the ass.


Hey Gimp how do you like having them up your ass?


Yup, can't beat a finger up the arse

Well, you wouldn't know as you're still a virgin. When you tried the "put up or shut up" routine with your 1 girlfriend that you've ever had, she didn't speak lol

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Posted by Ripper on 01-23-2009 12:57 AM:

Not long to go hehe, will see if i can swing some video and capture a shot or 2 for you perverts lol

Well if i was making it up i would be a sad fucker that's for sure, now if i took a pic of the p.a it could be from anyone on the net, same for the video feed and theres no way i'm gonna put vcdquality on my ass for you plus i'd get busted.

Igot a video of a mate fucking this bird with 3 of his mates in the room egging him on, its on my pc so will shove it on rapidshare for you lot for a little taste

ps i know the bird too, havent had her though

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Posted by Ripper on 01-23-2009 01:01 AM:

There u go 2.7mb


http://rapidshare.com/files/187932346/nasty.3gp

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Posted by Ripper on 01-23-2009 01:02 AM:

Sorry forgot the pic of her lol

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Posted by Vampire on 01-23-2009 01:21 AM:

No denying she's a fit little fucker with a tight body but jesus christ how fucked up do you have to be to shag a bloke in front of his mates whilst they're all recording video with their phones?!

ps.. disappointed there was no money shot in the video.

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Posted by Ripper on 01-23-2009 01:25 AM:

I promise you now i know the fucker and met the fucky, no money she just gets her kicks out of fucking in public or in front of people, also in the day she is an estate agent

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Posted by ZootedLooter on 01-23-2009 01:38 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by Gimp Mask
Yup, can't beat a finger up the arse

WOAH!!!!

be careful kiddo...that shit is a gateway drug...just ask Neversoft...its how he got started

and ripper if you think baby oil is kinky..youd better go back to the video store and take some more lessons

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Posted by Ripper on 01-23-2009 01:44 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by ZootedLooter
WOAH!!!!

be careful kiddo...that shit is a gateway drug...just ask Neversoft...its how he got started

and ripper if you think baby oil is kinky..youd better go back to the video store and take some more lessons


Nah baby oil isn't kinky, i gotta have some secrets, trust me i was kinda shocked at 1st

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Posted by ZootedLooter on 01-23-2009 02:06 AM:

not you too

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Posted by yoshy on 01-23-2009 05:17 AM:

Picture proof

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Posted by Neversoft on 01-23-2009 04:58 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by ZootedLooter
WOAH!!!!

be careful kiddo...that shit is a gateway drug...just ask Neversoft...its how he got started
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Posted by Avenue_1 on 01-23-2009 05:21 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Ripper
There u go 2.7mb


http://rapidshare.com/files/187932346/nasty.3gp



LOLLLLLLL Sort it out Ripper ffs. That isn't your m8, ive had that vid on my moby for well over a year.

The girl is a hooker and it's a stag do

You gotta try harder to pull the wool over our eyes m8. You've disappointed me now. What the fuck are you at?

I stated that i believed you in a previous post because no one in the age bracket of our regular posters would come on and lie about getting a ride, because that would be fuckin pathetic...

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Posted by monty23 on 01-23-2009 06:14 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Gimp Mask
I stated that i believed you in a previous post because no one in the age bracket of our regular posters would come on and lie about getting a ride, because that would be fuckin pathetic...


I feel so demotivated now

I was about to post a new thread as I've just seen my next door neighbour come back with some cooking oil and a feather duster I'm in!

And you can fuck off if you think I'm uploading some random amateur porn to Rapidshare as I don't have a premium account.

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Posted by Ripper on 01-23-2009 06:47 PM:

Yes it is 100% real and i know the boy from the valleys well and that video was created in Cardiff in an area called Gabalfa.
As for the bird i have met her once whilst working the door when i was working in 1 of the bigger clubs i'd have fucked her no problem, chances are the boy in question may have passed it around but remember there were 3 other lads in that room all filming so it may get around but i promise it's real and i know the boy in question

As for me yeh i had a wicked fuck last night too thank you, had that special white come all over my you know what

Thing is she didn't leave til 3pm today (slept in) and i got a feeling the neighbour next door clocked her car parked outside my place today so gotta work out a story there

Ideas on a postcard people

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Posted by Ripper on 01-23-2009 06:48 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by monty23
I feel so demotivated now

I was about to post a new thread as I've just seen my next door neighbour come back with some cooking oil and a feather duster I'm in!

And you can fuck off if you think I'm uploading some random amateur porn to Rapidshare as I don't have a premium account.


Pop it on over and i'll upload it for you

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Posted by Avenue_1 on 01-23-2009 07:23 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Ripper
Yes it is 100% real and i know the boy from the valleys well and that video was created in Cardiff in an area called Gabalfa.


Strange accents they have down in Cardiff.

They are all scouse you fuckin numpty! Including the hooker.

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Posted by Ripper on 01-23-2009 07:32 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Gimp Mask
Strange accents they have down in Cardiff.

They are all scouse you fuckin numpty! Including the hooker.



Haha no the friends maybe we import all the time down here lol, but the guy is from the valleys and the girl is living in Cardiff, you don't have to be born here to live here

And why would i post some random crap and claim to know em if i don't, to be cool or summin?, if i was i would have had my cock in her mouth at the same time now that would be wicked

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Posted by Avenue_1 on 01-23-2009 07:44 PM:

OK I believe ya. They all have scouse accents even the one from they valleys and the hooker, but they all now live up in cardiff.

P.S. The pic you posted isn't the hooker from the vid

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Posted by Bit_Confused on 01-23-2009 07:58 PM:

monty23


bestest avatard ever.


|Ripper|

quote:
As for me yeh i had a wicked fuck last night too thank you, had that special white come all over my you know what



Wow

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Posted by monty23 on 01-23-2009 08:11 PM:

Go you Ripper

You have the best made up friends and sex life on the net.

I work in Cardiff, which doors do you work?

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Posted by Ripper on 01-23-2009 08:18 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by monty23
Go you Ripper

You have the best made up friends and sex life on the net.

I work in Cardiff, which doors do you work?


Well, in the land of make believe i work all over, pm me your mobile number and we can hook up, i'm off tonight but tomorrow i'm working by Caroline street (chip alley) in a club from 9pm til 4.am, come by for a chat if u want

Bucko is born from valleys and always has he frequents the chat rooms for birds next time i speak with him will ask where that bird comes from, i know she don't work the streets and i recall she wants to do xxx films


p.s gimpy she is the same bird from the pic

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Posted by Avenue_1 on 01-23-2009 08:34 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Ripper


Bucko is born from valleys and always has he frequents the chat rooms for birds next time i speak with him will ask where that bird comes from, i know she don't work the streets and i recall she wants to do xxx films


p.s gimpy she is the same bird from the pic


No need to ask "bucko", we already know she's a scouser by listening to her accent , as are all the rest, even the one that was born 'n bred in the valleys.

Oh, and where did you get that pic from

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Posted by Ripper on 01-23-2009 08:38 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Gimp Mask
Oh, and where did you get that pic from


The bird? off him b4 they went out

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Posted by Avenue_1 on 01-23-2009 08:42 PM:

Is anyone buying this? LOL

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Posted by Avenue_1 on 01-23-2009 08:45 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Ripper
The bird? off him b4 they went out



So now you're trying to say your mate bucko that was born and bred in the valleys that has a scouse accent was the one doin the ridin, and not the one you said originally that was doin the filming? LOLLLL

This is getting better

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Posted by Avenue_1 on 01-23-2009 09:03 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Ripper

I cant post links here so your gonna have to be on facebook, last thin i need is to get busted by 1 of em, a woman pissed is not a nice sight and i have 2 sports cars and a 4x4 plus a motorbike i want to keep and last thing i want is paint thinner over em lol



While i'm on a roll... Where do you park all these vehicles? In the window-box garden of your flat?

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Posted by Bit_Confused on 01-23-2009 09:49 PM:

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Originally posted by Gimp Mask
Is anyone buying this? LOL



Fuck that



Ima download it and watch it on my 42.

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Posted by Ripper on 01-23-2009 09:52 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Gimp Mask
Is anyone buying this? LOL


Yeh i should charge u fuckers

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Posted by Ripper on 01-23-2009 10:00 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Gimp Mask
While i'm on a roll... Where do you park all these vehicles? In the window-box garden of your flat?


Tell u what gimpy since you are so sure of yourself pm me your facebook addy and u can see for yourself as they are on my drive and i live in a house.
He doesn't have a scouce accent though and since i have met him and the girl i don't really give a shit what u think, if u wanna think i am a liar knock yourself out like it'd gonna bother or effect me haha

Or if u like come down to cardiff i'll show u what u want, then we can go on the piss since you be buying

You know what fuck it here's my imaginary cars on my imaginary drive and in my flat
And since i know you will say these could be anyone's if monty or WHOEVER wants to come down and have a look and a chat i'm happy with that, plus u can ride the bike if you put the 20p in 1st

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Posted by Ripper on 01-23-2009 10:05 PM:

P.s fudge fucker i'm a member of the following
www.imoc.co.uk username retribution

www.hiluxsurf.co.uk username retribution

There are others is you really think you know what the fuck your talking about, fucks me off people think they know it all when they know shit and try being clever
And if u wish to come down here i'll show u what else i do in my fantasy world

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Posted by Bit_Confused on 01-23-2009 10:09 PM:

Fixed






Posting Sexsploits on the interweb
Flashy done up cars with rims and spoilers
Member of international Car Club

Sounds like a classic case of the small cocks to me.

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Posted by Ripper on 01-23-2009 10:10 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Gimp Mask
So now you're trying to say your mate bucko that was born and bred in the valleys that has a scouse accent was the one doin the ridin, and not the one you said originally that was doin the filming? LOLLLL

This is getting better


Also i said he was the 1 fucking the girl, his mates were filming the fucker and no haven't met them

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Posted by Ripper on 01-23-2009 10:13 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Bit_Confused
Fixed






Posting Sexsploits on the interweb
Flashy done up cars with rims and spoilers

Sounds like a classic case of the small cocks to me.


Eh flashy u joking 1 needs the bumper repaired and the black 1 needs a respray
Plus i cant have my son in a 2 seater car so he goes in the 4x4, plus i have a dog that wont fit in the car


P.s of course it's international there's mr2 's in japan usa and uk amongst others

Also u cant get mr2 turbo's in uk they all grey imports only the mr2 2000 16v in uk

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Posted by Avenue_1 on 01-23-2009 10:32 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Ripper

And if u wish to come down here i'll show u what else i do in my fantasy world


Hmmm, let me guess...It's got something to do with Baby Oil, Scouse accents and Prince Alberts?

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Posted by Ripper on 01-23-2009 10:43 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Gimp Mask
Hmmm, let me guess...It's got something to do with Baby Oil, Scouse accents and Prince Alberts?


Correct

We'll watch liverpool on tv when i get the baby oil out and i'll shove the prince albert right up your ass


P.s i am now on irc channel if you wish to make a date xx

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Posted by Avenue_1 on 01-23-2009 10:48 PM:

You got pm homo

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Posted by Ripper on 01-23-2009 10:52 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Gimp Mask
You got pm homo


Sorted replied and added u know where, do i get the baby oil or you gonna bring some

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Posted by HoldDaSalad on 01-23-2009 10:56 PM:

Great way to derail a thread about getting tail. You homos turned it into a gay dating site. Congrats.

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Posted by Avenue_1 on 01-23-2009 10:58 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by parasiticgannon
Great way to derail a thread about getting tail.


Take your bestiality to another thread you sick fuck. Human sex only here.

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Posted by Ripper on 01-23-2009 11:06 PM:

I'll keep updating it, just to keep Neversoft up to date

I'm home alone tonight

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Posted by Darlowad on 01-23-2009 11:40 PM:

The mr2's tubbys or g ltd's nigga ??

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Posted by gezzer on 01-23-2009 11:48 PM:

I ain't. All bollocks never in my life met anyone who told the truth and then bragged about it ,end of. Fuckin wind up end of.
Edit> I'm drunk and i'm replying to gimpy on page four (fuck it!)

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Posted by Ripper on 01-24-2009 12:10 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by Darlowad v6.0b
The mr2's tubbys or g ltd's nigga ??

Tubby's all the way, N/A are ok but don't have the turbo power to stick you to the seat, only downside to tubby's are they drink high octane like it's water, specially when you mod em and use an aftermarket ecu like motec or apexi (apexi are gone bust though since last year i think), good thing about car clubs are you get good prices on after market parts, and learn shitloads of info about that car.
You can get g ltd's from jap land but if your buying an import your better off going the full hog to turbo

Only way as a rule to tell the difference between a turbo and n/a is the raised vents on the bonnet on the back, BUT i have seen a couple with raised vents on a n/a that have been bought from scrapped turbo's

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Posted by Ripper on 01-24-2009 12:24 AM:

Here's the green/blue or aquamarine as they call it in japan, you will see i took out the Pheonix Power Sidemount Intercooler and had a gt4(celica) chargecooler fitted instead (now i think i made a mistake there) what u think?

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Posted by David Cameron on 01-24-2009 01:31 AM:

Just watched the vid of that blonde slut. For some reason I thought Ripper was from London, didn't realise he was a filthy scouse.

Posted by Objectivist Seal Hunter on 01-24-2009 01:35 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by Vampire
No denying she's a fit little fucker with a tight body but jesus christ how fucked up do you have to be to shag a bloke in front of his mates whilst they're all recording video with their phones?


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Posted by HoldDaSalad on 01-24-2009 02:36 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by Ripper
Here's the green/blue or aquamarine as they call it in japan, you will see i took out the Pheonix Power Sidemount Intercooler and had a gt4(celica) chargecooler fitted instead (now i think i made a mistake there) what u think?
Why take a picture of a picture?

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Posted by Objectivist Seal Hunter on 01-24-2009 02:52 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by parasiticgannon
Why take a picture of a picture?


Didn't somebody get made of heavily for doing this, past? It's somewhere on the forums.

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Posted by HoldDaSalad on 01-24-2009 03:52 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by Objectivist Seal Hunter
Didn't somebody get made of heavily for doing this, past? It's somewhere on the forums.
What?

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Posted by Objectivist Seal Hunter on 01-24-2009 05:10 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by parasiticgannon
What?


Get made fun of*

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Posted by yoshy on 01-24-2009 05:20 AM:

lmao..............not again

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Posted by The CandyMan on 01-24-2009 05:32 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by parasiticgannon
Great way to derail a thread about getting tail. You homos turned it into a gay dating site. Congrats.


Ditto.

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Posted by David Cameron on 01-24-2009 07:33 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by Ripper
Here's the green/blue or aquamarine as they call it in japan, you will see i took out the Pheonix Power Sidemount Intercooler and had a gt4(celica) chargecooler fitted instead (now i think i made a mistake there) what u think?


Did you just take a Photo of your screen?

Posted by HoldDaSalad on 01-24-2009 08:31 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by cupidstunt
Did you just take a Photo of your screen?
Maybe the print screen button on his keyboard doesn't work?

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Posted by Ripper on 01-24-2009 09:03 AM:

That pic is old and was sent to me by mobile from the guy in oxford who modified my car for me to show me progress of the car being fitted with chargecooler and i wanted to see how my baby was being sorted,i had no internet connection at time as with a chargecooler they had to fit pipes from the back where the chargecooler is to the front where the bike rad is, as you cannot fit a 3rd full size radiator along with a normal radiator and air con radiator (engine is in back)

I do have better pics and more up to date which shows the chargecooler painted black and the oil cooler fitted along with the apexi boost controller, the new turbo and the sard 850cc injectors plus i have the map of my car ecu that was mapped by a guy in england called dave rowe (well known mapper in england)
If you really want to know more about it i can post a separate topic on this, but the main point of mentioning the cars etc is i didnt want some crazy bitch coming up to mine and pouring paint thinner over the cars since it is silent and a fucking nightmare when poured over the paintwork.

Would have posted b4 now but i had the imaginary neighbour over again

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Posted by Avenue_1 on 01-24-2009 01:51 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Ripper


Would have posted b4 now but i had the imaginary neighbour over again


And did you have imaginary sex and did she cover your you know what in that imaginary special white cum??

P.S. I'd get her to see an imaginary gyno if she has special white cum coming outta her, sounds like some nasty imaginary infection with creamy white imaginary discharge like that...

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Posted by HoldDaSalad on 01-24-2009 04:19 PM:

At first I had no reason not to believe you, but now your giving me every reason not to believe you. Since your talking all this shit, put up or shut up.

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Posted by Ripper on 01-24-2009 07:34 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by parasiticgannon
At first I had no reason not to believe you, but now your giving me every reason not to believe you. Since your talking all this shit, put up or shut up.


Nope!! Do you really think i give a fuck if u believe me or not, like it's gonna matter 1 bit to me, i just share a few things with you it's down to you to believe or not.

Tell you what get off your fat ass and go work on the doors in a club, then you will see all doormen get some even if they not what you would call model material

And gimpy nope didn't see any off the neighbour, but that was the other bird, io would go into detail but i need to think some shit up hahaha

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Posted by monty23 on 01-24-2009 08:25 PM:

Which club/bar do you do the door for down chip alley?

I'm guessing The Kings Cross

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Posted by Avenue_1 on 01-24-2009 08:35 PM:

Tony's fish bar is nice, can't beat their chicken curry n chips...

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Posted by monty23 on 01-24-2009 08:41 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Gimp Mask
Tony's fish bar is nice, can't beat their chicken curry n chips...


I'll take your Tony's and raise you one Dorothy's. Beautiful Chicken and Chips

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Posted by Ripper on 01-24-2009 08:48 PM:

Haha your close buit no not kings x haha, you be surprised how easy it is to pull women down there, as they go there so they don't have loads of men grabbing the asses etc plus the women love the gay men

Yeh dorothy's is good and i know tony(owner been there 20 odd yrs or so) as i always hungry after work they do a very nice massive onion ring in batter and i agree the curry and chips are wicked, i also go to the pizza shop opposite the kings as they do some nice fried chicken and we get discount also the pizza's are wicked for a little pick me up whilst in the cold.
I dont start til 9.30 so may grab a snack b4 work

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Posted by HoldDaSalad on 01-24-2009 09:02 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Ripper
Nope!! Do you really think i give a fuck if u believe me or not, like it's gonna matter 1 bit to me, i just share a few things with you it's down to you to believe or not.

Tell you what get off your fat ass and go work on the doors in a club, then you will see all doormen get some even if they not what you would call model material

And gimpy nope didn't see any off the neighbour, but that was the other bird, io would go into detail but i need to think some shit up hahaha
Yeah I think you do care cause you've been pleading your case over and over again. FFS you posted a picture of a monitor showing a picture, Why not show a real picture?

I'm just trying to help a brutha out.

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Posted by Ripper on 01-24-2009 09:11 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by parasiticgannon
Yeah I think you do care cause you've been pleading your case over and over again. FFS you posted a picture of a monitor showing a picture, Why not show a real picture?

I'm just trying to help a brutha out.


No problem, will post a couple of pic's up for you tomorrow if you like your cars,i can talk ages about cars and plans i have with em but i use the club forums for that as this is more computter and films i dont usually talk much bout em
I wasn't really having a go at you, you are a fair size why not work the door you can pick women up quite easy i'm not model type but i get some and that was the point i was tryin to get across PLUS you get paid for it haha

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Posted by Avenue_1 on 01-24-2009 09:26 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by monty23
I'll take your Tony's and raise you one Dorothy's. Beautiful Chicken and Chips


And I'll raise your dorothys with a tonys kebab with the chilli sauce...yum yum yummmm

P.S. No idea what it's like, never been to wales. I'm going by this

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Posted by Darlowad on 01-24-2009 09:31 PM:

This is giving me a headache

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Posted by Ripper on 01-24-2009 09:31 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Gimp Mask
And I'll raise your dorothys with a tonys kebab with the chilli sauce...yum yum yummmm

P.S. No idea what it's like, never been to wales. I'm going by this


Nah for kebabs try kebabland with garlic and chilli sauce, or the best you can get is alladin's on city rd where we usually go to catch up after work, with or without a bird


Gimpy you should come down for the rugby mate wicked atmosphere and bars and pubs are right next to the stadium

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Posted by Avenue_1 on 01-24-2009 09:51 PM:

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Originally posted by Darlowad v6.0b
This is giving me a headache


Post a pic of your mrs, need some wank material for later.

How's she doin anyways, still with ya or has she traded ya in?

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Posted by Neversoft on 01-26-2009 04:10 PM:

This thread needs stabbing in the face... For no reason other than I know Ripper is talking about Welsh people I choose to believe him - all Welsh women are cock-hungry sluts, as are the men. Had he said anywhere else, I would've called bullshit on it.

I'll come visit ya in Cardiff you cunt, show you how a Yorkshireman rampages through Welsh tart.

Posted by Ripper on 01-26-2009 07:00 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Neversoft
This thread needs stabbing in the face... For no reason other than I know Ripper is talking about Welsh people I choose to believe him - all Welsh women are cock-hungry sluts, as are the men. Had he said anywhere else, I would've called bullshit on it.

I'll come visit ya in Cardiff you cunt, show you how a Yorkshireman rampages through Welsh tart.





Any time mate, will show you where to go and bring a bag of condoms with you!!!!


As for the cunts who said i was full of shit FUCK YOU

Check car post of the day to sort the car issue out

And para the reason i kept posting when people were trying to mock me is because i wasn't telling porkies and can back up what i say same as when i work i do what i got to do.

btw the phantom neighbour was over last night and she has agreed to being filmed next time she comes over (towards end of the week) so i shall be making my net debut and i will share it with a very select few, i'm gonna work on the other too


Still looking for test subject 3 btw so if i come to England lock your daughters away


46 downloads for nasty and just 7 for the original car post, you dirty perves try redtube etc

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Posted by Bit_Confused on 01-26-2009 08:18 PM:

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Still looking for test subject 3



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