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Posted by OSH on 09-22-2008 10:32 AM:

Zooter you must go!



"'Magician' David Blaine is putting his health on the line for his newest stunt.

Next week, he's set to hang upside down for 60 hours above Central Park in New York City.

But, according to Blaine's doctor, hanging upside down for that ridiculous amount of time could lead to blindness.

Don't do it!!!

Hanging upside down will increases blood pressure in the head, especially in the eyes.

The doctor didn't specify how long the blindness could last.

Scary!

The doc also said there's also a risk of swelling and cramps in internal organs.

But, most importantly, the stunt could yield valuable data for doctors, according to the medical expert.

Blaine will generously play 2 roles!

Entertainer and medical guinea pig."

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Posted by Neversoft on 09-22-2008 07:25 PM:

No... Candyman MUST go, and he should take his golf stuff with him to remind David Blaine of his time spent in a box in London


Posted by LOLobo on 09-23-2008 09:12 AM:

I hope David Blaine dies a horrible death.

Wonder what's the best way to see him go... Hmmmm.


Posted by Neversoft on 09-23-2008 01:19 PM:

Rusty wood chipper?


Posted by LOLobo on 09-24-2008 05:37 AM:

Compressed air to the ol' potato sack.


Posted by takwhori on 09-26-2008 11:15 AM:

Did he not go for a piss every 5 mins?

Fucking Harry Houdini jumped into frozen rivers tied up a hundred years ago, why doesn't the useless cunt try something like that? Then I might be impressed.


Posted by OSH on 09-26-2008 11:17 AM:

...and eat and blah blah blah. I'm not impressed, and knew I wouldn't be with this stupid "stunt".

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Posted by aWe on 09-27-2008 01:47 AM:

I watched this bullshit, Nothing happens, he falls but get saved by his wire harness then 'Disappears' into the night above. Yeah right!

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Posted by baha on 09-27-2008 02:33 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by takwhori

Did he not go for a piss every 5 mins?


quote:
Originally posted by Entertainment Weekly.com

When I got there, Blaine was taking a break. He was thirsty. And it was time for the doctors on hand to check his vital signs. So there he was: standing upright, drinking bottled water. There was no diving and no death (though the former, which is supposed to be some sort of 44-foot plunge, is to take place tomorrow). One guy on his lunch break said to his friend, “Dude gets water breaks?” while another man nearby said, “It doesn’t count [if he isn't doing it continuously]. I could do that.”

Finally, after 15 minutes or so, Blaine went back to being upside-down.


60hrs in total (with some breaks...for health reasons you understand...it's the law and everything...naturally we wouldn't do it if we didn't absolutely have tooooooo...).

Ummm...but hang on. Isn't the whole point of this thing that he actually is risking his health? That's he's being deprived of comfort? It becomes a bit trivial if he isn't. Doesn't really make for prime time...more like when you were a kid and did headstands against a wall if he can come down every time he feels a bit tom-dick...and then go back up again!

That's fine, Daveroonie will stay up there the full 60 if that's what you really want...we'll just re-jig the numbers to factor in the extra $20m of insurance premiums to your legal and get the ball rolling.

Errr...just for arguments sake...just so I have the full facts...if we did consider it...how often would he have to come down...?

The true wizardry comes from Blaine's publicist, manager, and lawyers. Those guys are the real fucking magicians! I'm far more interested in them than Blaine. How do I become rich enough to poach them? As artistically challenged as I am, even I would make millions with those guys on board.

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Posted by Bakkoda on 09-27-2008 05:58 AM:

This guy is trash. Im amazed people actually expected anything more. I was more impressed with Tenacious D hanging in the plastic box for like... 6 hours?? before they got hungry.


Posted by LOLobo on 09-27-2008 08:16 AM:

i hope david blaine dies.,


Posted by Avenue_1 on 09-27-2008 12:00 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by LOLobo
i hope david blaine dies.,


You're on a trolling roll.

always trollin~
always rollin~


Posted by David Cameron on 09-27-2008 01:34 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by LOLobo
i hope david blaine dies.,


Posted by punzada on 09-28-2008 05:05 PM:

I was going to go with friends to throw things at him but we got sidetracked to a local pub instead, next time david blane, next time.


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