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the little bastard photo thread

stopped off in irc topnight and got to tossing around baby pics with the vampire....i figured lots of us just had the girls spit em out... so here it is...i know arfs kids got to be about 6 or 7 mos now(probly got a yellow belt already) and bitters a grandaddy...neversofts sponsering a toddler...lets hope that one turns out ok...

so.....lets see em...
heres my little bastard...his names gavin

and no wankin off you pervies...this aint the pink

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zooted adj : 1. under influence of drugs: relaxed, excited, or euphoric from taking illegal drugs, especially marijuana ( slang ) 2. intoxicated: very intoxicated ( informal )
looter n. : someone who takes spoils or plunder (as in war) [syn: plunderer, pillager, spoiler, despoiler, raider, freebooter]

Here's my little fucker.. been doing his best to keep me up all night (unlike his mum )...

heres layla on her 2nd bday...she was almost named jameson.......

.....accordingly

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zooted adj : 1. under influence of drugs: relaxed, excited, or euphoric from taking illegal drugs, especially marijuana ( slang ) 2. intoxicated: very intoxicated ( informal )
looter n. : someone who takes spoils or plunder (as in war) [syn: plunderer, pillager, spoiler, despoiler, raider, freebooter]

She's adorable :>

Oh noes a serious thread on vcdq!

Here's mine: (note the awesome storm trooper in the background)

The other sprog (nearly 6 years old) about to chainsaw massacre it up in your motherfucking place!

hahaha, i want a child, dont have a pic to post... sorry guys, but your children are adoreable, i especially like the pirates kid and the gypsy? (looter?), thats just groovy!

Last one, when he was one... picking one.

I'm jealous now.. I need some proper pictures taken rather than from my shitty mobile cam.

Those pictures are awesome!

awesome pics.... some things i need to point out

1...vampire eats blue ketchup
2...lobo pointed out dwaggys avatars make this thread hilarious
3...if you dont have kids..dont scan the pic that came with your diplomas frame just to be cool

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zooted adj : 1. under influence of drugs: relaxed, excited, or euphoric from taking illegal drugs, especially marijuana ( slang ) 2. intoxicated: very intoxicated ( informal )
looter n. : someone who takes spoils or plunder (as in war) [syn: plunderer, pillager, spoiler, despoiler, raider, freebooter]

here is my grandson and the next ones my little girl

dont Know where the first one went

here is my grandson named Cooper

How old are most of you? Kids...scary thought, but one day I see it happening.

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I'm gay. <3 <3 <3

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Originally posted by LostInAHazeOfMyself
How old are most of you? Kids...scary thought, but one day I see it happening.

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haha vbitter is old

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i have sigs off

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Originally posted by Dwaggy
haha vbitter is old

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Originally posted by yoshy
I have a family.you dont even have a girlfriend to make one of your own

btw......take this tissue and wipe your nose, its running little kid.

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"Sure, Kill Bill's a violent movie. But it's a Tarantino movie. You don't go to see Metallica and ask the fuckers to turn the music down."

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Originally posted by dakiller
that was my impression as well
i don't know either of you gents
but it seems dwaggy is only happy when making smarmy "im to cool " remarks



anyhow
great to see all the pics
i'd share but my son is a a quad..and you folks would take the piss

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oh and as far as 38(yoshy/VBitter) being old


i'm 42
so what
it means i've travelled online FOREVER


i have forgotten more than the young smartasses know

rant done


heres a pic of me and my nephews son Mikey

he is crazy lol

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"Sure, Kill Bill's a violent movie. But it's a Tarantino movie. You don't go to see Metallica and ask the fuckers to turn the music down."

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Originally posted by ZootedLooter
heres layla on her 2nd bday...she was almost named jameson.......

.....accordingly

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"Sure, Kill Bill's a violent movie. But it's a Tarantino movie. You don't go to see Metallica and ask the fuckers to turn the music down."

My son Trevor, as of 2 years ago while still in his "I don't want to cut my hair" phase. He will be 16 this year. Fuck I'm getting old.

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heres my lil gal shes 5 nxt month

im 24 :P

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"darlowad vcdq's mostest bestest poster"

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Originally posted by Darlowad v4.ob
heres my lil gal shes 5 nxt month

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"Sure, Kill Bill's a violent movie. But it's a Tarantino movie. You don't go to see Metallica and ask the fuckers to turn the music down."

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Originally posted by yoshy
must be too big yep

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Originally posted by dakiller

i'd share but my son is a a quad..and you folks would take the piss

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zooted adj : 1. under influence of drugs: relaxed, excited, or euphoric from taking illegal drugs, especially marijuana ( slang ) 2. intoxicated: very intoxicated ( informal )
looter n. : someone who takes spoils or plunder (as in war) [syn: plunderer, pillager, spoiler, despoiler, raider, freebooter]

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Originally posted by LostInAHazeOfMyself
How old are most of you? Kids...scary thought, but one day I see it happening.

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Rectum? Damn near killed him!

Hello Vampire, what size did you drop them to?

so in future, I try not to stupidly post an oversized pic.

Its not the first either.

what is the optimum size for here?

cheers
y

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Originally posted by yoshy
what is the optimum size for here?

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Rectum? Damn near killed him!

No kids but this is a great pic of my neice, taken with a samsung digimax.

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<Si> bout to jailbreak iphone
<kippa> great, then you can find an app to call someone who cares

he's 3 now, and he's holding the chalk like that because he hates to get dirty.

also: he's a liar!

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Originally posted by Dwaggy
Thats alot of words for someone that sells DVDs out of the back of a truck

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my oldest



my youngest

here's ma little nipper that was him on his second birthday in may.

he's not looking to happy ungrateful little S**T

only kidding

some great images there guys.....i'll be resurrecting this thread in a little over 7 months, when my little shitbag is due

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"I was always under the assumption that you have to understand something in order to have an opinion about it. Why make a thread starting off with a joke on a movie you've never seen. This takes criticism to a whole new level, for example, I've never seen metallica1417 but I will presume he is a homosexual."

hey looter, my son thinks your daughter looks neat... just thought i'd issue the warning...

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Originally posted by Dwaggy
Thats alot of words for someone that sells DVDs out of the back of a truck

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with those wii boxing skils at least he can fight off the other assholes trying to move in...but we dont like snitches

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zooted adj : 1. under influence of drugs: relaxed, excited, or euphoric from taking illegal drugs, especially marijuana ( slang ) 2. intoxicated: very intoxicated ( informal )
looter n. : someone who takes spoils or plunder (as in war) [syn: plunderer, pillager, spoiler, despoiler, raider, freebooter]

we like inviting over my wife's friends with their kids, then watching liam destroy them. I can't even beat him anymore.

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Originally posted by Dwaggy
Thats alot of words for someone that sells DVDs out of the back of a truck

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not a dad, but i am an uncle. here is my bro's kid playing football:

::EDIT:: he will be 10 this month



and with one of those "aerobie" things:

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Originally posted by pHo
the difference between compression and encoding is:

compression software works the same way as trying to get The 404, who is 350lbs, through a normal door. its method is to basically keep kicking The 404 until he gets thru the door. This works quickly, but leaves a nasty mess.

encoding software is the equivalent of The 404 going on a diet and walking thru the door. takes longer and sometimes more skill, but ultimately worth it.

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What a bunch of cuties! Great thread

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Arf says I'm one of the good ones. Yay!!

Nothing like pics of cute kids to draw Cookie out of the woodwork

Howz ya doin, Cookie?

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Originally posted by eljefeoscuro
Nothing like pics of cute kids to draw Cookie out of the woodwork

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Originally posted by eljefeoscuro

Howz ya doin, Cookie?

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Arf says I'm one of the good ones. Yay!!

Thanks for the pictures folks... I don't suppose any of you are looking for a lodger are you? Be warned, I tend to sleepwalk.

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Statistically... 9 out of 10 people actually enjoy gang rape.

i tend to sleep with my knife, and am prone to sleep stab.

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Originally posted by Dwaggy
Thats alot of words for someone that sells DVDs out of the back of a truck

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Originally posted by cookie
Doing great, busy.. but great. Thanks for asking. Hows life been treating you?

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My Little Boy Adam... 2 Years old as of 04/01/07

My Little Girl Devin Will Be Born This December...

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..::HiGHONASCii::..

not only the cutest kid, this photo hit the exact moment to make it look like he was levitating...

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Originally posted by Dwaggy
Thats alot of words for someone that sells DVDs out of the back of a truck

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happy halloween...things that go bump in the night

this costume is dedicated to our icelandic warrior



that chainmail is real..ill post the boy when i get a better pic

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zooted adj : 1. under influence of drugs: relaxed, excited, or euphoric from taking illegal drugs, especially marijuana ( slang ) 2. intoxicated: very intoxicated ( informal )
looter n. : someone who takes spoils or plunder (as in war) [syn: plunderer, pillager, spoiler, despoiler, raider, freebooter]

They are all truly precious gifts..........when i was young i never realy had a cause but then life gave me purpose..........jade, 3 yrs old

got it sorted......

I want to eat all of your children

Im was quite suprised that some of the people in this thread were allowed to breed.

Should have been illegal.

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snoochie boochies

Question for all you with kids.

Birthday present for a 5 year old girl, what would be a good gift? As its coming up for Christmas too name a few and I can order em in one fell swoop.

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<Si> bout to jailbreak iphone
<kippa> great, then you can find an app to call someone who cares

i dont have daughters, but my neice is 7 and she told me she wants webkinz for her birthday.

essentially its a stuffed animal that comes with a web code so you raise it online and can play games with it and things.

its this year's furby.

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Originally posted by Dwaggy
Thats alot of words for someone that sells DVDs out of the back of a truck

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Originally posted by cupidstunt
Question for all you with kids.

Birthday present for a 5 year old girl, what would be a good gift? As its coming up for Christmas too name a few and I can order em in one fell swoop.

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Statistically... 9 out of 10 people actually enjoy gang rape.

Aren't you going to post a pic of your step-child Neversoft?

And yea DS Lite Pink is the way to go cupid for a 5 y/o girl.

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Originally posted by Avenue_1 v4.0b
Aren't you going to post a pic of your step-child Neversoft?

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Statistically... 9 out of 10 people actually enjoy gang rape.

Your GF actually looks pretty normal! (apart from that ugly swirly scar on her boat race). TBH i was expecting some malformed fat waynetta slob ugly type lol. I mean, you aren't exactly an oil painting

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Nah, she's not normal.

1. She goes out with me
2. On that pic... That's how she stands/moves. She's all bent and buckled and hops around like a frog (not like Shn, I mean a disgusting, slimey frog... No, i said NOT like Shn)

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Statistically... 9 out of 10 people actually enjoy gang rape.

Get her to sign up and post on here NS, and we'll vet her for ya!

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She does post on here... She uses Dwaggys account now that he's using LOLobos.

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Statistically... 9 out of 10 people actually enjoy gang rape.

Does she use msn?, tell her i'll add her and we can do cam 'n voice 'n shit

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If you want her to "cyber", hand over your credit card details first like every fucker else has to!!

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Statistically... 9 out of 10 people actually enjoy gang rape.

5496 7814 5338 8134 6067

exp: 07/08 ccv 115

Please delete these after you get them as i wouldn't want to get ripped off

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Originally posted by doctor zoidy
i dont have daughters, but my neice is 7 and she told me she wants webkinz for her birthday.

essentially its a stuffed animal that comes with a web code so you raise it online and can play games with it and things.

its this year's furby.

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thats my pride and glory, Tyler....just turned 6...i just turned 25

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Im The Daddy!

shit...that pic is huge! how do i make it smaller? lol

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Im The Daddy!

Spank's kid suffers from a rare condition called "Laser Cock Syndrome"

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Statistically... 9 out of 10 people actually enjoy gang rape.

nah he's just a bright chap!

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Im The Daddy!

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Originally posted by Neversoft
She just wants you to leave her alone so she doesn't sob herself to sleep every night.

For presents... Get the little cunt a Nintendo DS and some "Bratz" merchandise (because kids today love to play with dolls that look like hookers)

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<Si> bout to jailbreak iphone
<kippa> great, then you can find an app to call someone who cares

Taken a few months ago... he's got a bad cold at the moment so I figured a grumpy baby blowing enormous snot bubbles probably wasn't as cute as this picture.

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Originally posted by Objectivist Seal Hunter
How old are most of you? Kids...scary thought, but one day I see it happening.

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I'm gay. <3 <3 <3

Where is antiheroes kid at?

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I'm gay. <3 <3 <3

Here's my two youngest. Taken a few months ago now. Time fuckin flies when you've got kids. The youngest one has just started to walk (lazy little cow is 15 months old!)

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Originally posted by Objectivist Seal Hunter
Where is antiheroes kid at?

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"I was always under the assumption that you have to understand something in order to have an opinion about it. Why make a thread starting off with a joke on a movie you've never seen. This takes criticism to a whole new level, for example, I've never seen metallica1417 but I will presume he is a homosexual."

Antiheros kid is learning to be antisocial in his sleep! He's flicking V's in his slumber.

Here's another of my girls. This was taken about 6 weeks ago, and still nobody has bought them.

heres the little bastard at around 15 mos years old....hes already a brooklyn tuff




YOU EYEBALLIN ME!?!


this one was in june too

and beautiful kid antihero...congrats

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zooted adj : 1. under influence of drugs: relaxed, excited, or euphoric from taking illegal drugs, especially marijuana ( slang ) 2. intoxicated: very intoxicated ( informal )
looter n. : someone who takes spoils or plunder (as in war) [syn: plunderer, pillager, spoiler, despoiler, raider, freebooter]

cheers Looter, got a bit of a rocker on your hands already eh?

another of the little bastard....

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"I was always under the assumption that you have to understand something in order to have an opinion about it. Why make a thread starting off with a joke on a movie you've never seen. This takes criticism to a whole new level, for example, I've never seen metallica1417 but I will presume he is a homosexual."

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cheers Looter, got a bit of a rocker on your hands already eh?

another of the little bastard....

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zooted adj : 1. under influence of drugs: relaxed, excited, or euphoric from taking illegal drugs, especially marijuana ( slang ) 2. intoxicated: very intoxicated ( informal )
looter n. : someone who takes spoils or plunder (as in war) [syn: plunderer, pillager, spoiler, despoiler, raider, freebooter]

looters monsters

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zooted adj : 1. under influence of drugs: relaxed, excited, or euphoric from taking illegal drugs, especially marijuana ( slang ) 2. intoxicated: very intoxicated ( informal )
looter n. : someone who takes spoils or plunder (as in war) [syn: plunderer, pillager, spoiler, despoiler, raider, freebooter]

holy shit look what the girl did to my kids today



btw....i didnt post that pic....she hijacked my acct again

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zooted adj : 1. under influence of drugs: relaxed, excited, or euphoric from taking illegal drugs, especially marijuana ( slang ) 2. intoxicated: very intoxicated ( informal )
looter n. : someone who takes spoils or plunder (as in war) [syn: plunderer, pillager, spoiler, despoiler, raider, freebooter]

Retro kids! Isn't that your fetish Neversoft?

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Lets just hope the this thread doesn't attract the wrong sort of members... http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7569348.stm

Some cute pics in this thread but I'm gonna buy me one of those brown babies like Madonna has.

My Taylor

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Sorry, but am I the only one who, looking at the above picture of Tyrantxhsis girl, is thinking "Cum Shot"??

Maybe i've just watched far too much porn.

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<Si> bout to jailbreak iphone
<kippa> great, then you can find an app to call someone who cares

Edited out the pic because its not the place for it.

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<Si> bout to jailbreak iphone
<kippa> great, then you can find an app to call someone who cares

Ahahahaha that's classic...Daddy's special girl, eh tyranthaxis

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Originally posted by cupidstunt
Wrong???

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that's some average form being shown in a very good thread.

where's some pics of your little BASTARD
or are you sterile cupid?

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When life hands you lemons, ask for tequila and salt and call me over.

There comes a point in your life when you realise;
who matters,
who never did,
who won't any more...
and who always will.
So, don't worry about people from your past,
there's a reason why they didn't make it to your future.

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Originally posted by Neversoft
Try not to shit-up every thread you mongs... The forum jail is empty at the moment

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Maybe this will help.
Wrong???

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Fixed for clarity... Make a thread in the pink and flame each other there or take it to PMs, PLEASE!

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lets get back on track boys

and girls

:: woops forgot to shrink

its my daughter and grandson at Phillip island

ignore the date, I havent set it on the camera.....lol

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When life hands you lemons, ask for tequila and salt and call me over.

There comes a point in your life when you realise;
who matters,
who never did,
who won't any more...
and who always will.
So, don't worry about people from your past,
there's a reason why they didn't make it to your future.

Your daughter and grandson? She started early!

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my sons son..............now piss off

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When life hands you lemons, ask for tequila and salt and call me over.

There comes a point in your life when you realise;
who matters,
who never did,
who won't any more...
and who always will.
So, don't worry about people from your past,
there's a reason why they didn't make it to your future.

see



* a young looking Carl Williams?*

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When life hands you lemons, ask for tequila and salt and call me over.

There comes a point in your life when you realise;
who matters,
who never did,
who won't any more...
and who always will.
So, don't worry about people from your past,
there's a reason why they didn't make it to your future.

oooohhhhh I stand corrected............stepson.....


I can admit im wrong.............

still family

I was too quick to admit fault, but I wasn't..........note to self to stop drinking when I'm obviously drunk.

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When life hands you lemons, ask for tequila and salt and call me over.

There comes a point in your life when you realise;
who matters,
who never did,
who won't any more...
and who always will.
So, don't worry about people from your past,
there's a reason why they didn't make it to your future.

My little 'un on holiday in Scotland over the last couple of weeks.

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I'm gay. <3 <3 <3

Baby seal has arrived! 7.12lbs and 20 1/2 inches long. At 11:49PM On the 3rd of February.

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I'm gay. <3 <3 <3

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Originally posted by Objectivist Seal Hunter
Baby seal has arrived! 7.12lbs and 20 1/2 inches long. At 11:49PM On the 3rd of February.

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Uh huh.

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I'm gay. <3 <3 <3

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Originally posted by Objectivist Seal Hunter
Uh huh.

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Originally posted by Objectivist Seal Hunter
Baby seal has arrived!

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Seal how £££ did the 4d scan cost ???

The misses wants one this time

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Originally posted by Darlowad v4.ob
no matter how big your houses are 1 thing remains ..................................

and id rather rather live in a council terraced than be that 1 thing.

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I'd tell the missus to forget it if she thought i was spending hard earned on shit like that. No offence, but look at it. Whats it gonna tell you? That your little brat looks like an alien? Bollocks to that. Wait another 20 weeks and you'll see it in the flesh!

I've got 4 kids (yh yh i know I've had the snip now) and I'd have argued if they'd wanted money for the ultrasound scans. A bloke at work paid like 40 or 50 quid for one of those 4D scans. Fuckin waste of money.

Congrats Seal! Any names yet?

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Thank you guys. Marriage is in the very near future! As for the 4D ultrasound, I believe it was covered under insurance. The babys name is Chance Mychael. Pictures are coming soon!

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I'm gay. <3 <3 <3

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Originally posted by Objectivist Seal Hunter
The babys name is Chance Michael.

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My 2 year old slept in our bed last night because he battered his mouth in earlier that day on one of his toys and was too upset to sleep in his own room.

I get woken up at 8am this morning with a punch to the eyeball whilst he shouts out "DOOSH!".

It actually hurt quite a bit but I was laughing too much to be annoyed.

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Rectum? Damn near killed him!

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Originally posted by Vampire
My 2 year old slept in our bed last night because he battered his mouth in earlier that day on one of his toys and was too upset to sleep in his own room.

I get woken up at 8am this morning with a punch to the eyeball whilst he shouts out "DOOSH!".

It actually hurt quite a bit but I was laughing too much to be annoyed.

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I'm gay. <3 <3 <3

Congrats OSH.

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snoochie boochies

Congratulations OSH!

*drinks a shot of whiskey to the baby*

Fucking hell 9 months went by REALLY quickly.

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Rectum? Damn near killed him!

This girl I used to work with just had her baby yesterday or the day before. Nice girl, her bf is nice, but there both fucking retarded. I fear for that baby.

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Originally posted by Vampire
Congratulations OSH!

*drinks a shot of whiskey to the baby*

Fucking hell 9 months went by REALLY quickly.

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I'm gay. <3 <3 <3

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Originally posted by parasiticgannon
This girl I used to work with just had her baby yesterday or the day before. Nice girl, her bf is nice, but there both fucking retarded. I fear for that baby.

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Tattoo Shop

same lines Bit_

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When life hands you lemons, ask for tequila and salt and call me over.

There comes a point in your life when you realise;
who matters,
who never did,
who won't any more...
and who always will.
So, don't worry about people from your past,
there's a reason why they didn't make it to your future.

"Stag do." Lol.

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I'm gay. <3 <3 <3

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Originally posted by yoshy
same lines Bit_

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Tattoo Shop

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Originally posted by Bit_Confused
It's not about you or your "friends"

weird huh..??



Congrats Seal

Any good video of the missus screaming..??

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Originally posted by Objectivist Seal Hunter
"Stag do." Lol.

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Originally posted by Linnets
Yh - sorry to be parochial. Almost forgot this is the WORLD WIDE web.

from wikipedia (woop)

Noun

Singular
do


Plural
dos

do (plural dos)

1. (colloquial) A function, celebration, party.

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I'm gay. <3 <3 <3

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Life is like my trailer. So cold.

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Originally posted by monty23
Cute kid mate, congratulations

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I'm gay. <3 <3 <3

Congratulations young man.

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When you're in a hole put down the shovel.

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Originally posted by Objectivist Seal Hunter
..Marriage is in the very near future! ...

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Originally posted by LOLobo
Doesn't the youth of today learn shit from those only 5-8 years their senior.

I mean WTF, you see statistics and a whole bunch of miserable fucks around you and you STILL NEED TO GET MARRIED...

I guess guys like paying for pussy they've used in the past. Take care of the kid, not the girl for what will most likely be her life without you. No need to get married, be with her, be a nice family, fuck- have more kids if you can afford to, but don't obligate yourself to bullshit alimony, sometimes for life - depending on what state you live in.

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I'm gay. <3 <3 <3

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Originally posted by LOLobo
Doesn't the youth of today learn shit from those only 5-8 years their senior.

I mean WTF, you see statistics and a whole bunch of miserable fucks around you and you STILL NEED TO GET MARRIED...

I guess guys like paying for pussy they've used in the past. Take care of the kid, not the girl for what will most likely be her life without you. No need to get married, be with her, be a nice family, fuck- have more kids if you can afford to, but don't obligate yourself to bullshit alimony, sometimes for life - depending on what state you live in.

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When you're in a hole put down the shovel.

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Originally posted by gezzer
Wow your bitter
I've been very happily married for 24 years now ,3 grown boys , never looked back.

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I'm gay. <3 <3 <3

Im only 25 and im married

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Originally posted by Darlowad v4.ob
no matter how big your houses are 1 thing remains ..................................

and id rather rather live in a council terraced than be that 1 thing.

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Originally posted by gezzer
Wow your bitter
I've been very happily married for 24 years now ,3 grown boys , never looked back.

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Not bitter in my own.. but more so in others around me. I married at 18, been married for 13 years this year, have one son, so it can't be that bad if I'm still here... but this is not the norm...

A child is no reason to marry and until you've spent YEARS of your youth being youthful there's no reason to push pause on the fun just to settle down, commit, and raise a family correctly in financial and supportive respects.

And para, if I ever were drunk enough to fuck any of the women you've had, they wouldn't ever even take a second look at your porkly ass.

Someone please enlighten me as to the benefit any male has being married vs. living a married life without the paper.

Big benefit is for your CHILDREN ,don't know about the US but where i live (I live on one of the tougher estates in the UK) it's a positive advantage to know you have a mother and father preferably with the same surname and not a succession of uncles.

Edit> It's got to be about your children and not about you that's just fuckin selfish,they did not ask to be born.As men we need to just make proper choices about the women we choose to have children with end of,sermon over.

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On a lighter note here's my to youngest....

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Love billiards, I have been teaching my son to play.

Children will benefit from a well thought-out commitment, I agree. Marriage because of kids is not the answer, nor is marriage so young - misspending youth in a bubble with only one person, it's just stupid when done now.

There are still no benefits to a man himself, selfishly.

I love my wife, and show her these posts. Would I have made the same decisions so early on (in our late teens/early twenties), hell no, and neither would have she.

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Love billiards, I have been teaching my son to play.

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*looks at my trophies*

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There comes a point in your life when you realise;
who matters,
who never did,
who won't any more...
and who always will.
So, don't worry about people from your past,
there's a reason why they didn't make it to your future.

well my pop found this online....2 years ago a photographer was documenting the circus at coney island ....we were there and he took pics of my girls....can anyone remove the lettering for me?

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looter n. : someone who takes spoils or plunder (as in war) [syn: plunderer, pillager, spoiler, despoiler, raider, freebooter]

I know your missus sometimes reads the site so I don't think it's to remiss of me to suggest that if ever you visit Blighty she's more than welcome to sit on my face and peddle my ears... In return I'll find you some UK hotties that we're world famous for, if you're really lucky though she'll even have her own teeth and wont have a cockney accent.

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if you're really lucky though she'll even have her own teeth and wont have a cockney accent.

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hey softy

if we ever made it to the uk i wouldnt even let my girl sit on your face to drop a load...im pretty sure you might enjoy it...youd find it interesting at the least....but there is a good chance we might pass through with the band sooner or later (i just need to build up some vacation time from my new job)...ill let you know if it happens so you can be waiting with some limey skanks for the boys

and i almost forgot....congrats OSH...and good luck with the little shit monster

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looter n. : someone who takes spoils or plunder (as in war) [syn: plunderer, pillager, spoiler, despoiler, raider, freebooter]

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How old are most of you? Kids...scary thought, but one day I see it happening.

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looter n. : someone who takes spoils or plunder (as in war) [syn: plunderer, pillager, spoiler, despoiler, raider, freebooter]

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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

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I'm gay. <3 <3 <3

This is my latest addition 12 weeks old

scan was done yesterday

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no matter how big your houses are 1 thing remains ..................................

and id rather rather live in a council terraced than be that 1 thing.

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This is my latest addition 12 weeks old

scan was done yesterday

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I'm gay. <3 <3 <3

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well my pop found this online....2 years ago a photographer was documenting the circus at coney island ....we were there and he took pics of my girls....can anyone remove the lettering for me?

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Hey Zooty - check this:

.: removed as it contains full names. -V :.

Combined image from Linnets' link and Zooty's picture to produce a non-watermarked version.

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Good work on those guys.

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I'm gay. <3 <3 <3

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im pretty sure you might enjoy it

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I'm gay. <3 <3 <3

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A child is no reason to marry and until you've spent YEARS of your youth being youthful there's no reason to push pause on the fun just to settle down, commit, and raise a family correctly in financial and supportive respects.

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thanx vamp and linnets it loooks awesome

and thanx to gezzer and Fuckmonkey also

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looter n. : someone who takes spoils or plunder (as in war) [syn: plunderer, pillager, spoiler, despoiler, raider, freebooter]

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It could be worse

Bad enough being 13, but stuck with that fucking munter too...

(Note: I don't trawl the Sun's website, I found this through deleteyourself.com)

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You wouldn't have had to trawl through The Suns website to find that story. It was the front page headline on Fridays issue. You could hardly miss it, even if you don't buy The Sun, their front page headlines are hard to miss in any newspaper shop.

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Sun readers Ah bless.

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My little 'un turned one on Valentines Day. Don't know where the last year went, it flew by.

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