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cookies karaoke song thread

At first I was afraid,
I was petrified,
When you said you had 10 inches
Lord, I almost died.
But I'd spent so many nights
just waiting for a man that long,
That I grew strong,
And I knew that I could take you on. . .

But there you are,
Another lie!
I was ready for a Big Mac
and you've brought me a French fry.
I should have known it was so small,
Just a sad pathetic dream,
Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those jeans.

Go on now go,
Walk out the door,
Don't you promise me 10 inches
then turn up with only 4,
Weren't you a jerk to think I wouldn't notice it pop out,
Don't you know we're only joking when we say size doesn't count?
I will survive! As long as I have batteries,
my sex life's going to thrive!
I will always have good sex, with a handful of latex!
I will survive! I will survive, hey hey!!!!

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When life hands you lemons, ask for tequila and salt and call me over.

There comes a point in your life when you realise;
who matters,
who never did,
who won't any more...
and who always will.
So, don't worry about people from your past,
there's a reason why they didn't make it to your future.

Don't blame cookie for posting songs about COCK.

Posting songs about cock = faggotry.

Thread title misspelt = retardatry.

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I'M NEVER COMING BACK TO THESE FORUMS... BOOHOOHOO

OH WAIT...I'M BACK

that sucks balls yoshi....and the song you used is even gayer than your lack of talent for lyrics......i wouldnt be surprised if cookie pulls an arfur after this one

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zooted adj : 1. under influence of drugs: relaxed, excited, or euphoric from taking illegal drugs, especially marijuana ( slang ) 2. intoxicated: very intoxicated ( informal )
looter n. : someone who takes spoils or plunder (as in war) [syn: plunderer, pillager, spoiler, despoiler, raider, freebooter]

Busted its another yoshi spammail

http://bloory.com/jokes/44/at-first-i-was-afraid

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zooted adj : 1. under influence of drugs: relaxed, excited, or euphoric from taking illegal drugs, especially marijuana ( slang ) 2. intoxicated: very intoxicated ( informal )
looter n. : someone who takes spoils or plunder (as in war) [syn: plunderer, pillager, spoiler, despoiler, raider, freebooter]

Yoshy, you suck at life. Now please, would you kindly fuck off and die.

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Originally posted by Objectivist Seal Hunter
Yoshy, you suck at life. Now please, would you kindly fuck off and die.

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A "FWD: RE: FWD: FWD: FWD: RE:" e-mail certainly deserves some ridicule but not to the point where you tell someone to fuck off and die.

I'm drunk anyways so what do I know. I got to 4th place in my poker night and went all in with a straight only to be trumped by a straight flush (AGAIN!). Still... I got a lock-in for the last 2 hours so it still ended well!

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Originally posted by Objectivist Seal Hunter
Yoshy, you suck at life. Now please, would you kindly fuck off and die.

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__________________
When life hands you lemons, ask for tequila and salt and call me over.

There comes a point in your life when you realise;
who matters,
who never did,
who won't any more...
and who always will.
So, don't worry about people from your past,
there's a reason why they didn't make it to your future.

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Originally posted by yoshy
Unlucky Vampire.....but still a good effort.

Where were you playing at?

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I play in a 50 euro tourney every Tuesday night. 400 euro or so for the winner, 4 places paid. Was 6th for the past 2 weeks. :/ I cash in enough to make it worth my while though. Harrington's books on poker that I mentioned in the "This week I am reading thread" are awesome.

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Originally posted by ZootedLooter
that sucks balls yoshi....and the song you used is even gayer than your lack of talent for lyrics......i wouldnt be surprised if cookie pulls an arfur after this one

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Arf says I'm one of the good ones. Yay!!

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Originally posted by cookie
It would take alot more than that to send me away

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I'M NEVER COMING BACK TO THESE FORUMS... BOOHOOHOO

OH WAIT...I'M BACK

I don't know. Show me and I'll decide.

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Arf says I'm one of the good ones. Yay!!

Geez, I didn't know that you guys have gone soft.

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Originally posted by Objectivist Seal Hunter
Geez, I didn't know that you guys have gone soft.

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