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Happy Gay Day

Its officially gay day. Have a great day all.

glad to see that you're happy

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F A B U L O U S

In celebration of this auspicious occasion I have shoved a turd back up my ass.

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Originally posted by Neversoft
In celebration of this auspicious occasion I have shoved a turd back up my ass.

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I was never caught!

Awww. Yoshy didn't take the bait, must have been too subtle.


It was actually Australia Day, not Gay Day yesterday. "Aren't they the same thing?" I hear you ask. Well yes but Australia day is all about fisting and felching too, its a more pervert inclusive day.

If you cover up the manly legs and back, that would be a nice girls ass.

Try using a different bait............



like the alter ego you carry around with you in that thick head of yours.

Since you revealed the badly dealt cards of a thread, I will say that the Abos are wanting us to change the day from the 26th.

They call Australia Day..........Invasion Day.

Fancy some some pommy bastards getting off a ship, shooting and raping and enslaving the locals.

THEN


Stick a flag in the ground and call it home.


We wont move it but invasion day does seem to fit the bill

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When life hands you lemons, ask for tequila and salt and call me over.

There comes a point in your life when you realise;
who matters,
who never did,
who won't any more...
and who always will.
So, don't worry about people from your past,
there's a reason why they didn't make it to your future.

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Originally posted by yoshy


Fancy some some pommy bastards getting off a ship, shooting and raping and enslaving the locals.

THEN

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lmao............nice one (If you were trying to be funny)

back on topic

I found this poem which aint too bad

:: the teenager was in reference to Corey who posted a party on face book or my space or one of them joints and caused a riot at the party

Australians are a funny lot, you’ll often hear them curse,

How things have started badly, and will probably get much worse,

The weathers dry, the sun’s so hot, it’s stolen all the water,

The Government never does the things we think they “really oughter”.

But if we hear a tourist say, “his home is far- far grander”,

They’ll find they’ll soon be told, “to take another Gander”.

For though we Aussies may complain, at what’s become our lot,

When someone knocks this country, we give’m all we’ve got.

We may criticise some teenage brat, may even wish them failure,

But we stand behind them cheering, when they’re playing for Australia.

Because, if this is home to you, the country of your birth,

Then you’ll back the “Aussie” battler, to beat anyone on earth.

When the cricket bats are swinging, or when someone scores a try,

When a local horse has won the cup, and made the owner cry,

When some paralympic athlete hits the front and sets the pace,

You’ll hear ‘ Aussie Aussie Aussie’ as they go right off their face.

And although some like to take a break, in an overseas location,

If you take the time to question this nomadic population,

They’ll tell you without blinking, “That wherever they might roam,

The best part of the journey, was the last bit …… coming home”.

For the sun was never brighter on the beaches any- where,

Than it is upon the sandy shores, Australia has to share

The water never purer, nor the air as fresh and clear,

The people not as friendly, as those you meet, back here.

If you venture to the outback where grass is scarce as snow,

As you swelter you may wonder “whatever made you go”,

But when you talk to “locals”, who have been there since their birth,

You’ll never find a better bunch of folk upon this earth.

All across this wide brown country, from the Cape to Hobart town,

There are people who will help you, when you find the chips are down,

And if someone should abuse you, and does it “just because”.

You can bet he’s not an Aussie, and probably “never was’.

So when you feel disgruntled, just remember this rendition,

And don’t blame the whole country , for the acts of politicians,

Look up and count your blessings, when you see our flag unfurled,

And be glad that you are living in,

THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD!

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When life hands you lemons, ask for tequila and salt and call me over.

There comes a point in your life when you realise;
who matters,
who never did,
who won't any more...
and who always will.
So, don't worry about people from your past,
there's a reason why they didn't make it to your future.

__________________
When life hands you lemons, ask for tequila and salt and call me over.

There comes a point in your life when you realise;
who matters,
who never did,
who won't any more...
and who always will.
So, don't worry about people from your past,
there's a reason why they didn't make it to your future.

Being Australian is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for A Belgian beer, then on the way home, grabbing an Indian curry or A Turkish kebab, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV.

Oh and...... Only in Australia ... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

Only in Australia ... do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

Only in Australia ... do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries and a DIET coke.
Only in Australia ... do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters.
Only in Australia ... do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage.

NOT TO MENTION...

3 Aussies die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue.

58 Aussies are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of screwdrivers.

31 Aussies have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the fairy lights were plugged in.

8 Aussies had serious burns in 2008 trying on a new jumper with a lit cigarette in their mouth.

A massive 543 Aussies were admitted to Emergency in the last two years after opening bottles of beer with their teeth.

and finally.........

In 2008 eight Aussies cracked their skull whilst throwing up into the toilet.

any more facts ? lol.....cmon Cupid



*Stats might not be correct

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When life hands you lemons, ask for tequila and salt and call me over.

There comes a point in your life when you realise;
who matters,
who never did,
who won't any more...
and who always will.
So, don't worry about people from your past,
there's a reason why they didn't make it to your future.

You guys are so emo

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Hold Da Motha Fuckin Salad.

coming from a wannabe.........

Whats with the eyes?

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When life hands you lemons, ask for tequila and salt and call me over.

There comes a point in your life when you realise;
who matters,
who never did,
who won't any more...
and who always will.
So, don't worry about people from your past,
there's a reason why they didn't make it to your future.