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Posted by Neversoft on 03-10-2009 02:22 AM:

Thought of the day...

I'm just sat watching BBC1 (a documentary on The Victorians) and it's signed for the deaf... Now, I've noticed that people doing the signing for shows are universally ugly, the one on this show has ginger AND greasy hair (and a face like a smacked arse). If you had a TV and only possessed one of the two senses that are "vital" to enjoying TV, wouldn't you insist that the person doing the signing was at least worth a fuck, or at worst a drunken fumble?

Fucking deaf bastards, get complaining to Ofcom cos I can't wank to this gesticulating bitch

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Posted by ntscuser on 03-10-2009 07:32 AM:

There's one good looker, but she's only on occasionally.

Is that signing a real 'language' or do they just make it up as they go along?

Posted by Fuckmonkey on 03-10-2009 09:48 AM:

I hear the signers on MTV/MTV Base are alternately good looking and amusing to watch.

Posted by takwhori on 03-10-2009 11:43 AM:

Ginger women do have one redeeming factor, they all take it up the arse.
They have to make more of an effort you see.

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Posted by Neversoft on 03-10-2009 01:08 PM:

My Mum is ginger (well, she used to be)... Dunno if she takes it up the arse though, I'll ask her.

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Posted by The CandyMan on 03-10-2009 02:21 PM:

I take the BBC is so far behind they've never heard of Close Captioning?!?!

Takkouri can you explain that to my girl?

Well actually she has "tried" it a few times but then I hear complaints about being in pain and shitting herself for a week. Not sure if the two are related.

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Posted by ntscuser on 03-10-2009 03:47 PM:

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Originally posted by The CandyMan
I take the BBC is so far behind they've never heard of Close Captioning?!?!

All main evening programmes are captioned. These are repeats shown in the early hours of the morning. They have both closed captions and signing. What the purpose of that is I don't know? It's really annoying if that's the only time you get a chance to catch up on shows.

Posted by Neversoft on 03-10-2009 04:26 PM:

Yeah Candy, pretty much all UK TV has subtitles but the BBC also repeats certain shows late at night with somebody signing it instead (dunno, must be a deaf "thing" or maybe there's lots of dyslexic deaf people )

I don't mind the signing, it's pretty easy to ignore (unlike shows that are narrated for the deaf, giving descriptions over the soundtrack of everything happening on screen) but I don't understand why they're always soooooo fucking ugly. Are all deaf people ugly? Then again, presumably these ugly fuckers aren't even deaf as they're effectively translating the show into BSL so must be able to hear.

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Posted by ntscuser on 03-10-2009 04:53 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Neversoft
Yeah Candy, pretty much all UK TV has subtitles but the BBC also repeats certain shows late at night with somebody signing it instead (dunno, must be a deaf "thing" or maybe there's lots of dyslexic deaf people )

Oh yeah, now I remember! It's because so few video machines in the UK can record subtitles.

quote:
Originally posted by Neversoft
I don't mind the signing, it's pretty easy to ignore (unlike shows that are narrated for the deaf, giving descriptions over the soundtrack of everything happening on screen)

I think you mean blind?

Posted by Neversoft on 03-10-2009 05:42 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by ntscuser
I think you mean blind?

Blind/deaf/retarded/female/black... It's all the same to me.

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Posted by danimal39 on 03-10-2009 06:12 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Neversoft
Blind/deaf/retarded/female/black... It's all the same to me.

as in easy pickings?lol

Posted by Neversoft on 03-10-2009 06:20 PM:

No, they all taste the same.

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Posted by David Cameron on 03-10-2009 06:27 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Neversoft
. Are all deaf people ugly?

Nope, I once pulled a stunning deaf girl and fucked her brains out... The fucked up thing is that I didn't know she was deaf until the morning. When she said goodbye, like "gooonghhhd bnghhhh" I thought I must've shagged a spastic, turns out she was just deaf.

This should tell you all you need to know about my stimulating and witty conversation skills

Posted by David Cameron on 03-10-2009 06:32 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by ntscuser
Oh yeah, now I remember! It's because so few video machines in the UK can record subtitles.

I never knew this, makes sense though.

Posted by ntscuser on 03-10-2009 06:35 PM:

Speaking of handicapped women on BBC1. There was an edition of "To Buy Or Not To Buy" a few weeks back. The couple looking for a home included a woman with a severe case of cerebral palsy. She moved like a Gerry Anderson puppet and her speech was limited to a few honking noises. That didn't bother me. What did was that her physically normal husband had fathered two children by her. I'm sure she's a very nice girl but the idea of having sex with someone like that? Maybe I'm old fashioned but I mean, ew!

Posted by Avenue_1 on 03-10-2009 06:47 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by ntscuser
her speech was limited to a few honking noises.

LOLLLLL

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Posted by monty23 on 03-10-2009 07:06 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by ntscuser
and her speech was limited to a few honking noises.

Moderator material then

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