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Funny Quotes & Dumb Comments - The VCDQuality Hall of Shame

As per Rezneck's idea, use this thread to post funny quotes & dumb comments. Take my sig for example; contradictions, "lameness," and just plain stupidity.

Once there are enough of them, Pho will post them on boxofhate.com

This will be the fastest growing thread ever.

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If you want a DELL , either go to www.dell.com or use ebay.

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how come when i download some movies, i end up with a .tar file and open it and theres like 100's of files. please help!

To funny.

I dont know what the exact verbage was but when kenshin got his dick stuck in his zipper i almost fell out my chair

ding ding!

http://www.vcdquality.com/forum/sho...&threadid=25896

"dvd telesyncs
that would be cool if we got pre dvds and groups actually taped the dvd of a mini dv camera with direct audio. so it would be a DVD TELESYNC.
all you have to do is buy a cheap tripod set it up infront of ur tv , put the pre dvd in , and hook ur direct connection up.
NO darkness. CLEAR AS FUCK quality. A breakthru in technology.
Stealing.Harvard.DVD.TS-Groupname"-moviedan713
10-20-2002 01:29 AM

funniest post ever.

:: Yeah, until someone actually did it. Well....not exactly. -K::

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Originally posted by alexend:

I may be asking this for nothing but I'm trying anyway...

Where did you got those release so early? On edonkey it's still not 100% available, same thing for the Chakra SVCD release... so I wonder where you guys did get them?

I'm not a newbie so I'm only asking for a hint, I can figure out the rest :-)

Thanks

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I still like the ones from that dan kid...

"If we had the dvd, we could project it on the wall and make DVD TELESYNCS!"

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Shorty6pack.. just for you bud

(KenshinX) i just had the most pain full experience of my life
(MrE) wat happened/
* KenshinX listens to: denis leary - 18 - life's gonna suck
(KenshinX) i got my dick stuck on the zipper of my pants
(KenshinX) :\
(KenshinX) i know you are probably cracking up right now lol

This is a PM i got a long time ago, It's still halarious.

I am still trying to find a nice gift for the kid and when all the hope was in vain, look who's here, the Higher Elves from UTI, thanks God I said, this is a miracle, but then I realized with horror that there is no way I can find a ftp address or anything else from where to download it. Despair I shouted but after reading your post on this topic I've deceided to try my luck. Can you make a little family happy in a bleak Christmas morning with some informations from where I can try to find this version of the TTT? I am just a newbie, ashamed to admit it but that's the truth. Please excuse the frivolity of the message, I guess I did not drunk enough tonight.
Best wishes from Hungary,
Colin

Another message

everytime i try to download a movie it says "irc is not a registered protocol" what do i do???

I think he tried to download it off of xdccspy.com

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Originally posted by Carson
Shorty6pack.. just for you bud

(KenshinX) i just had the most pain full experience of my life
(MrE) wat happened/
* KenshinX listens to: denis leary - 18 - life's gonna suck
(KenshinX) i got my dick stuck on the zipper of my pants
(KenshinX) :\
(KenshinX) i know you are probably cracking up right now lol

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Originally posted by cybercop


help.sorry to ask
hi there. as you see , im new here, i want to know where to get the movies. would you help me??? thanxs

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err

I have a hall of shame quote. lol from just yesterday. IT went something like this

blah: where is everyone
Someone: prolly masturbating

5 min elapse

the-who: thats wierd i really was jacking off..
the-who: no joke.

If ne one has the real log it was funnier..... ne ways......

A PM I once got. I found it hilarious cuz I know nothing about Media Burning(other than the obvious)

Subject: Moderator ?

Message:
Hey KayDog,

We have created a small underground forum dedicated to piracy ( Satellite Hacking/Warez/Gaming/ etc ). We are just getting started and are looking for a few experienced people who have the time to help moderate the site . I was hoping you would be intrested in helping moderate our Media Burning section. If you are intrested please PM me and I will send you the URL to join.

Thanks *edited name*

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Originally posted by KayDawg
A PM I once got. I found it hilarious cuz I know nothing about Media Burning(other than the obvious)

Subject: Moderator ?

Message:
Hey KayDog,

We have created a small underground forum dedicated to piracy ( Satellite Hacking/Warez/Gaming/ etc ). We are just getting started and are looking for a few experienced people who have the time to help moderate the site . I was hoping you would be intrested in helping moderate our Media Burning section. If you are intrested please PM me and I will send you the URL to join.

Thanks *edited name*

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Sent to me via PM by Terminatrix (A Dick Head)
I am a newbie and NEED help
PLEASE help me out, I am very new to this. And I can not figure out how to download T3? Can you PLEASE explain to me how this stuff works? THANK YOU!

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Re: err

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Originally posted by T-H-E-W-H-O
If ne one has the real log it was funnier..... ne ways......

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Aug 10 20:13:26 <Hitman8> has anyone watched this release Bad.Boys.1995.NTSC.SUPERBIT.DTS.DVDR-VagrantDVD
Aug 10 20:13:26 <Hitman8> ?
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Aug 10 20:14:16 <dreamss> probally everyone sleepin
Aug 10 20:14:19 <dreamss> or jerkin off
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Aug 10 20:17:19 <ThE-wHo> lol i was jerking offf
Aug 10 20:17:24 <ThE-wHo> thats odd.
Aug 10 20:17:31 <ThE-wHo> lol.
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Aug 10 20:26:00 <dreamss> addquote <ThE-wHo> lol i was jerking offf | <ThE-wHo> thats odd.
Aug 10 20:26:01 <hottie> Quote 221 added

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Scrobble all you want, we'll make more!

a Pm I got back in May from a noob:

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markoni38 wrote on 05-19-2003 11:46 AM:
im new on the scene, do you have any pointers to suppliers of vcd new releases, a link would be gratefully received.

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god I get those stupid PMs like every week...I will post the next one I will get.

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Here's a fresh one from the 'Bad Boys 2 *INTERNAL* - TELESYNC - loGisTic' thread:

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Originally posted by Bathgate
Bad Boys 2 should have came out with a better plot. Didn't like the story that much oh well. Just another weird release by TS.

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[ vares_kus_oled ] hey..man...can you give me some private FTP...and the owners email to discuss the access

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hahahaaaa

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Originally posted by slurmman
no man, it's real.

I have a copy right here next to my copy of star wars episode 3 and lotr 3. kazaa owns you.

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Originally posted by Medievalchimp
no man, it's real.

OMG FOR REALZ?!!1? CAN U SEND IT 2 ME ON AIM PLZ?!?! thx thx thx

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Originally posted by labrat1
hahahaaaa

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Scrobble all you want, we'll make more!

I'd like to add my first post on this board

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In a summer where we are left hanging on quality releases of big movies ie. minority report, MIB2 maybe just maybe HcC is going to be the next big thing.

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I cannot believe you just said, "it's not out in europe yet" and linked to a UK site.. OMG

not a thread but something funny that happened a week or 2 ago

[14:22] <gung0n> Hey how do i make those cool pictures with the text with this
[14:22] <AddNtoX> ok its easy hold alt and press F4
[14:22] <gung0n> ok
[14:22] *** Quits: gung0n

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gotta love newbs

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Originally posted by AddNtoX
not a thread but something funny that happened a week or 2 ago

[14:22] <gung0n> Hey how do i make those cool pictures with the text with this
[14:22] <AddNtoX> ok its easy hold alt and press F4
[14:22] <gung0n> ok
[14:22] *** Quits: gung0n

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gotta love newbs

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Originally posted by Gargamel
...Coz Vcd´s totaly rule against svcd...

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get windvd, don't use codecs, cos they're either a bit poo, or ripped from a commercial app.

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A Site By Invitation only for Movie Lovers!
Dear PanzerKnacker,

You are personally being invited to the newest DVD Movie portal. Please bear in mind that it is by invitation only, so please do feel free to introduce to your family and friends and kindly register your email in our 'About Us' page for future communications and news.

http://dvdmovies.bravehost.com


Warmest regards,
John Matey

President
MATEY ENTERTAINMENT PTE. LTD.

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Pho:
i'll shout for the umpteenth time to have a patch applied to stop non 10+ posters from pming..... maybe it'll get installed this time :/

VCDz:
So thats why I havent been getting any PM's lately lol. I used to get tons of Req. PM's from users w/ no posts. TY pHo!

kalvaitis007:
I'm pretty sure you need to stop smoking weed. pHo hasn't been able to get that taken care of yet. Unless MY reading comprehension skills are screwed up.

-K

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Originally posted by PanzerKnacker
just got this

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Scrobble all you want, we'll make more!

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Originally posted by PanzerKnacker
just got this

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yeah, inviting me was a real fuckin dumb idea

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<Dwaggy> i caught you a delicious Bass
<The404> This is because you are an idiot

I wish i was invited, that would mean i had climbed the vcdq ladder and become somewhat important

http://dvdmovies.bravehost.com

Holy crap, what idiots.

Selling Bootlegs on the net is not a good idea, but I don't think good ideas come too often to that group. They're even using the old erroneous "Bill Clinton internet securities act" disclaimer.

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What stinks?


Oh, it's just JC

I think I fell off the ladder, so dont be ashamed... no spam for me... ever... only from people who wantto get into CP for free, etc....

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"I love the Power Glove. Its so bad."

my sig says it all

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"Where can I download TheChosenFew version of 8 mile? I dont use irc, its too complicated, i need simplicity" - XeroFightsAlone

since the jerk at dvdmovies.bravehost.com didn't invite me into his secret society, i decided to report him to his host. I wonder if i took it too far...

damn you pho, I want an oversized icon too...

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http://www.bash.org/

hours of entertainment for the whole family

bahahaha

<mappyman> i sent off for a PAL videotape of Captain Jack
<mappyman> still in backorder
<Hiko> heh
<Hiko> how you gonna play a PAL tape?
<mightyflo> just crack it
<mightyflo> www.vhscopyworld.com

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"I love the Power Glove. Its so bad."

hahahh, great site man

<SurveySays--Food> So I bought a Kobe Bryant jersey the other day.
<SurveySays--Food> Cost me twenty-five bucks for the black one.
<SurveySays--Food> I asked the cashier if it was the "Buy me, I'm a rapist" sale.
<SurveySays--Food> She was not amused.

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funny site

<[Ci]XeneX> Hahahahaha.
<[Ci]XeneX> I forgot my password for my Barrysworld Subscriber Private FTP access, and it says I have to answer the secret question..
<Lenin> What's the secret question?
<[Ci]XeneX> Password Reminder Question: What is my password for this site?
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<Sumezworking> I hate people who let their kids run around naked on the beach..
<Squinky> I know, it's hard to hide an erection in swimming trunks

First post

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blah: where is everyone
Someone: prolly masturbating

5 min elapse

the-who: thats wierd i really was jacking off..
the-who: no joke.

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Aug 10 20:13:26 <Hitman8> has anyone watched this release Bad.Boys.1995.NTSC.SUPERBIT.DTS.DVDR-VagrantDVD
Aug 10 20:13:26 <Hitman8> ?
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Aug 10 20:14:16 <dreamss> probally everyone sleepin
Aug 10 20:14:19 <dreamss> or jerkin off
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Aug 10 20:17:19 <ThE-wHo> lol i was jerking offf
Aug 10 20:17:24 <ThE-wHo> thats odd.
Aug 10 20:17:31 <ThE-wHo> lol.
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Aug 10 20:26:00 <dreamss> addquote <ThE-wHo> lol i was jerking offf | <ThE-wHo> thats odd.
Aug 10 20:26:01 <hottie> Quote 221 added

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While you are correct that the-who probably jacks off constantly, those two posts were referring to the same incident. One just didn't have the logs and the other did.

I got this when Bad Boys 2 was released! WTF?

i usually download the movie with the torrent in ***URL Removed***.
But recently lot of torrent web site were down, i cant download the newest movies anymore. can u tell me where u all get the movies please?
I ask two peoples before for the same problem but they never answer my request, is it my language problem or others reason they ignore my message?
Im very appreciate for ur help, i live in Malaysia, i can get u some dvd movies for free in return for ur help. Thanks you.


Can i tell you where to get ALL the movies! LMFAO! Yeah right! nob!

XXX

Tell us the users name and we'll ban them. "No Requests" means "No Requests" in public or private. Just forward the offending PM to me and I'll take care of 'em. >

-K

kid comes in bitchin about a missing file on a release he downloaded and then has the audcity (sp?) to call us NERDS ! part of
what he said quoted in sig:

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at a2jward's suggestion ...

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Originally posted by th3whiterabbi7
downloading off kazaa makes you a lamer? that is the stupidest shit i've ever heard...I d/l all my SVCD/VCD's off edonkey, but occasionally i will find some bad ass sources on kazaa and get 150kb/s transfer rate. which is totally killer than the 3-5kb/s i get off edonkey

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Scrobble all you want, we'll make more!

lol horizonstar, great thing he replied to my kazaa diss....

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Originally posted by Hellbinder
I have searched high and low.. But i simply cant figure out how to get a TEG_VCD file to play. I have looked at *Several* and not one of my players will play them.

I have checked out several different version of the file. Various sizes etc. All the versions of this specific file (and there are Dozens) are specifically labeled as a TEG_VCD Telecine.. Or Telesync. Additionally "Screener" appears as well.

I am not a total noob at this to be honest. But i am clearly out of my league on this one. Is there some *Secret* Codec pac out there for this or something?? (yes i even tried the free DVD player recomended here in another thread).

Ill be more than happy to PM anyone with more details if they can help.

Tanks.

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damn rezneck, you beat me to it! oh well, just check out the sig for now then i guess

hehehe

well i didnt have to look long until i found one. This was said in response to a guy needing helping getting vcd's to play:

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Originally posted by madd0pe
I dont know about anyone else but i love my DiVx 311 alpha codec its never gone wrong for me. try that. If that doesnt work then i dont know maybe you need a new computer!

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Hello;

Does TCR means the same as telesync because i didn't find anything under tcr in glossary terms decriptions...

Thanks;
guygoy.

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lmao at these quotes! exactly why I don't go on efnet, avoid the majority of morons.

My quote is newly attached to my sig. :P

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Originally posted by platinum_bomb
Dude, It wasn't there and still isn't... I was waiting to see what the pic looked like cuz the release was up, but there was no pic and i didn't find the sample, mo fo. Don't make me come and tie ur arms to ur chair and beat u silly with your own keyboard

lol

Will edit this after i get it.

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One from the Hulk DVD Screener:

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Originally posted by Ibegoat
Hmm.. I am not sure why Mystic Slippers thinks this is nuked for high bitrate, because its not. The ViM release was nuked for that, this release is seems to be fine. It plays in my dvd player so I am happy. I think I'll grab it even though the movie blows! 8/9/4

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Originally posted by mofostar
The future of DVD looks doubtful, especiaslly with the DiVX having improved immensely over the past 12 months, and the fact that a single divx will fit onto a normal 700 mb CD-R, also with the newest standalone players starting to be able to play DiVX, the overpriced DVD discs will eventually beaten by DiVX on a CD-R

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This is from that MpAA Dots thread
i just had to post this




OldSchool
Junior Member

Registered: Mar 2002
Location:
Posts: 22


Ehhh, slight angle and a little dark. Not too bad tho.
Used a little too much normalization on the audio as usual, but
overall not a bad rels.
7/7/?

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Originally posted by labrat1
This is from that MpAA Dots thread
i just had to post this

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Scrobble all you want, we'll make more!

i might be going out on a limb, but im gonna have to agree with you horizon

these were just too good to not post, enjoy

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Originally posted by RaCeFaSst
Anyone know how i can add some type of protection to cds that i burn so outhers cannot copy them. Its just becuse i get all these new cds an my friend copys them.

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Originally posted by Moloko_Plus
Dumb question: what are silvers?
Ive been in the movie scene for years now, my guess is that silvers are pre-release dvds.

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Originally posted by Moloko_Plus
No offense, but IRC is a horrible source for getting just-released movies unless theyre on a college server, which seems to be getting rare these days. Finding them on irc search engines (ircspy.com especially) is turning up less and less results.

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yea he was definitely asking for it......

A couple dumbass quotes in the vcd comments section from a little prick named Whizzo...

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Yea that crap is really getting out of hand now..Lately all their TS's and even iNR's Matchstick Men, had shallow mortals walking past the pic..Really not something me, nor others here, are interested in seeing..Like i said earlier in a post, i really dont want to be seeing shit like that in LOTR3, when there is a real dramatic dialogue/action scene going on..

Sure CTPY has dropped off the bandwaggon with several nukes and below quality pics, but least they dont show fucking eminem wanna bes, and fat hoes walking past the pic, christ..Im goin to start takin that into consideration as i rate movies now, and drop 1 point off them if i see Billy Bob or Kathy Sue fuck the pic up, cuz thats just pure lameness..And im sure it can be easily avoided

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U think having dots is a way to get nailed?..Pfff..U all know as well as i do, its a small world..How do u know that the fat fuck standing up isnt a cop, fed, or has some involvement in any kinda anti-infringement agency or what not?..One of those very people standing up in front of the cam, could be u or me even..What if one of those people get their hands on a release, and say "well looky here, thats yours truly standing up in the pic"..Now the fucker knows the theatre that was cammed, and the shit will hit the fan..He wont even need to have dots now..The asshole was there..

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Originally posted by teen_wasteland


because obviously the chances are so great that a person walking in front of the camera will later get a hold of the release and report it to the proper authorities... lmao

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Originally posted by zootedlooter
high again guys

i use aol on irc to grab some movies occasionally....but i am tired of opening each individual mail to download 120+ times....is there a program out there that can manage my mailbox to dl everything without opening each mail?

looter

(i had asked this question before in a different thread and it dissappeared....so if i am breaking any rules that i didnt see please let me know)

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Whizzo take a chill pill and calm the fuck down.......

lol this poor noob was asking dumb questions so i thought i would play with him a bit and heres what happend


<Killersmu> anyone knows the codoc for "once upon a time in mexico cd1 teg good cam"?
<labrat1> yea
<labrat1> its called quicktime 3
<labrat1> i think
<labrat1> i dont know all this fancy movie stuff
<labrat1> i dont even know how i got in here
<labrat1> somebody
<labrat1> how do you close this?
<Killersmu> ok.. i'll try it out
<mgrd> killer where did u get it
<Killersmu> öhh? it's a Winamp media file
<mgrd> lol
<Killersmu> the big shitdump called Kazza..
<mgrd> lol
<mgrd> welp
<mgrd> that explains it all

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:: Whizzo....Corman....No more. Got it? -K::

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I want, what they want..And every other guy, who came over here, and spilled his guts, and gave everything he had,ONCE! for our country to love us, as much as WE, love it..THATS WHAT I WANT!

Whizzo if you hadn't noticed already your previous post's in this thread have been deleted......I suggest you take the hint and let it go already.

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Cheese and fucking rice man, damn..

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I cannot believe you just said, "it's not out in europe yet" and linked to a UK site.. OMG

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Originally posted by a2jward
Thats just the most bizarre curse I have ever seen; is it an ethnic reference of some kind?

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I want, what they want..And every other guy, who came over here, and spilled his guts, and gave everything he had,ONCE! for our country to love us, as much as WE, love it..THATS WHAT I WANT!

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Originally posted by labrat1
Opps Dubble post any way.....

there seems to be a TCFR file now is there a repack or something?

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just see my sig

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Originally posted by G-Unit
labrat1, this is for you...lmao......

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Originally posted by th3whiterabbi7
i just wanna check summin, not everything is done on silvers right? i just those with subtitles were and maybe a few extras.

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respectfully edited.

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What stinks?


Oh, it's just JC

lol

op were argueing so i PMed one

why dont you /kick #vcdquality *****

he very promptly replyed

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* You were kicked from #vcdquality by *** (why would i kick an op)

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Originally posted by labrat1
lol

op were argueing so i PMed one

why dont you /kick #vcdquality *****

he very promptly replyed

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Originally posted by labrat1
lol

op were argueing so i PMed one

why dont you /kick #vcdquality *****

he very promptly replyed

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Originally posted by teen_wasteland
So let me just get this straight... the dumb comment in this is the one you made, correct?

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just seen this one just this secoind in the pimpkane irc channel, made me laugh!!

[12:34am]«@Tsunami» www.pimpkane.com/tower.jpg
[12:34am]«@Tsunami» thats my computer
[12:35am]«NPA|FLAWLESS» ROFL i have that same drink conatiner you have
[12:35am]«NPA|FLAWLESS» but mines blue
[12:35am]«@Tsunami» thats a bong
[12:35am]«@Tsunami» lol

chuckle chuckle

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This was a private message sent to me a while ago:


cracky
Newbie



Registered: May 2003
Posts: 0
hey
hey, where can u find the file of matrix, i can't find it on kazaa, can yah help?

from The Hulk *WS* - DVDRIP - Centropy

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Originally posted by thejackal2000
who cares about propers and sh!t. personally i just want the best version i can get,

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heres one

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Originally posted by WiZZLa
from The Hulk *WS* - DVDRIP - Centropy

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Fuhrer wrote on 09-28-2003 12:08 AM:

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labrat1 wrote on 09-23-2003 08:56 PM:
i guess its fake DEamon doesent even see it?

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well when I burned it it kind of playes on the dvd player on the tv but the picture is spining like wheel. So i don't know maybe I'll just wait for the dvd to come out. Thanks anyways.

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labrat ... please stop posting.

k thx

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QUOTE]Originally posted by Ace74
how do i burn flt files......? i extracted an rar file of halo for pc but there all flt files in there so how do i burn them ? [/QUOTE]


its got to the point where its just not funny anymore.

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Originally posted by labrat1
WiZZLa that wasent very funny

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Originally posted by Klonin
Didn't notice any watermarks. Looks good

Video - 8.5
Audio - 8
Flix - 7

::edit- So you didn't notice that 'Property Of Universal' then? -M$

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q1w2e3 wrote on 10-05-2003 10:21 AM:
sup if you dont mind me asking where did you download
Mary-Kate & Ashley: The Challenge *STV* *SVCD* - DVD SCR - FLAiR i searched all over i cant find it!
thanks

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on 2nd thought.... i think this might just be a WORKPOINT

Like pho said workpoints dont have to be different from the final rLs

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Thats alot of words for someone that sells DVDs out of the back of a truck

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found this in the designer's suite, referring to his brittney desktop:

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haha i know it sucks ahaha its more of a joke than anything... i should just kill myself i have no talents...

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this place makes me hate life

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Thats alot of words for someone that sells DVDs out of the back of a truck

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Thank you labrat. On first glance I thought it was a typo, but... damn that's funny.

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Just read this one on bash.org:


t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
BlackAdder> i believe i speak for all of us when i say...
BlackAdder> WRONG BTICH
BlackAdder> IM SICK OF YOU
BlackAdder> AND YOUR LAME STORIES
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE THINKS YOURE FUNNY
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR STORIES
BlackAdder> IN FACT
BlackAdder> IF YOU DIED RIGHT NOW
BlackAdder> I DON"T THINK NOBODY WOULD CARE
BlackAdder> SO WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT FAG
*** t0rbad sets mode: +b BlackAdder*!*@*.*
*** BlackAdder has been kicked my t0rbad ( )
t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
CRCError> right
heartless> Right.
r3v> right


Marvelous!!!

BS...

From The Haunted Mansion *PROPER* - TELESYNC - MPT comments ...

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I still like the ones from that dan kid...

"If we had the dvd, we could project it on the wall and make DVD TELESYNCS!"

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Regarding the upcoming Troy ...

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i wonder if it'll be a trilogy like every other great movie,

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this one was good for a laugh..

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dont know if this counts, but i once told my brother to press ctrl+alt+del as many times as he could to fix a problem in ms word. hehe

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As for a Centropy TS release to compare, then I would like to suggest Bruce Almighty SVCD TS - 5/27/2003 ... As a matter of fact, I put the retail DVD in and then their SVCD in the same player on the same TV and those watching could not tell which was the DVD or which one was the SVCD. I did turned down the audio during the test.

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Great job as usual TCF, but now i own 3 dvd burners so i'll stick with Boozers, your a fool if you dont get into the dvd-r scene

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From one of the Shaun.of.the.Dead threads ...

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Well wot do you call a scene rls ?? sometimes i wonder,well this film has been requested all over the place so thx for the guys that uploaded onto bit toll.who are btw way ahead of most at the moment in spreading movies.All the rls on vcdquality.com are available 3-4 days pre if you know were.as long as the film is labled correct and the nfo is clear about any probs, i see no reason in nuking any rls.

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From the MaTinE Riddick "PROPER" comments thread ...

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Movie sucked. ... As for me i will wait for a dvdscr or retail dvdr.

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.. sometimes the turtle wins the real race, while the rabbit finishes last.

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No, what sucks is the amount of morans in here.
It is unmatted!! It will show more picture than any WS version of this movie.

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its possible its unmatted tho (would have to compare stills from same scene), but worth it for "moran"

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<Dwaggy> i caught you a delicious Bass
<The404> This is because you are an idiot

Still some champs floating around....

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I never see any of these movies on my sites, they must just stick to ftp's or something, i have heard of HKM but never seen of these jap or chinese release etc around.
Do most people use ftp's now a days and pay for there downloading, if ya do how much you pay, i mate of mine has to pay £150 for his subscription.

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help

Hi, i’m Carchitti from Italy. I’ve personal FTP. If you whant i creat you personal account for upload new movie release. I look for download new relaese movie. Wher’s possible get this?
My hope is find this 3 release:

01/09/2003 TELESYNC The Recruit
01/05/2003 DVD SCR Chicago
01/03/2003 CAM Hero *SuBBeD* *PROPER*

Do you help me? Thanks.

Carchitti

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From the Dead Like Me thread ...

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just a shame they dont post those episodes in tru hi deff. (the file would be a lot bigger than 175mb if it was)

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Regarding the upcoming Troy ...

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Does because I am L33T count?

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Wow I dont usually get these but you never know what the mailbox might bring in:

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paleh0rse wrote on 07-23-2004 04:56 AM:
how the heck do you see these movies the second they come around?

like the new Man on Fire... where the heck is it?! lol...

DOH!

tryin to break in and see this stuff, but mannnn, everything i see is so last month.

any hints? plz?

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Wow I dont usually get these but you never know what the mailbox might bring in:




no hints for you! (Soup Nazi Impersonation)

/edit hmm think i ought to respond to him with a link to this thread?

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Change?

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God knows the first thing I do after having sex is go searching for a pizza. That is pretty horrible.



I usually ask for change for a fifty.

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...Sound ruins it for me, Dont think a TS, feels like your actually watching a Camera filmed copy if the sound is good,(spiderman 2, I Robot)...

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This thread is retarted...
Actually you are all retarted for posting in it...

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An original quote from shane4050 in the thread: Catwoman *READ NFO* *SVCD* - TELESYNC - POT:

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o come on video cd isn't that good pot is getting way better if u look at there newer releases then look at ne of there older release shit man they are way better.

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Been waiting for this release for what seems like ages. I'll post on the quality as soon as the sample finishes

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"how did you guys see a sample or already have the dvd screener? I don't see it on any servers yet. Unless if you guys are distributors or something. If you have not seen the dvd screener yet then please do not post anything about quality, this movie got like 9.x already i think the voting system is messed up a little."

[3:25pm] Ravo_5002 what do you take me for?? a stupid fuck?
[3:26pm] that file will install servu hidden on my pc

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and I scream at the sky
It's been so hard
but I can't let it die
Turn my head up,
looking at the stars
So many years,
I still wonder where you are?
Dust myself up
and I scream at the sky
Every day I ask myself why?
So much pain pouring
from inside
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Hippies. Damn, dirty, stinky hippies. The same ones we have to deal with today.

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In the Two Brothers/TUN thread:

"sorry but my opinion is dont dl this TUN is no good i lost my love for them when they release day after tommorow..."

I'm sure TUN are fucking gutted mate!

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awaiting sample..

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Is there any way to just extract the subtitles from the video stream and re-add them to a dif video source?

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Oh damn . . .

this is scary, this guy says location is "LAx" if you ask me that too close to LAX, which is too close to home. Hope the stupidity isn't contagious.

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IT IS REAL! :me cries while holding rosary:

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IT IS REAL! :me cries while holding rosary:

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hi, could also say their to me where I the film elektra of wastendtime to down-load can? to me wrong does if asks falsxh is mine here english is a little in-rusted thanks for your assistance. murrx

his english is a little more than in-rusted

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Heck I am Dog and have been around "the scene" a very long time.
Does a.b.dvdr ring a bell?

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I know this will sound stupid and out of place but thats kind of lke the english language. So fricken complicated (writing, well... mostly writing) we have to take classes of it!

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YOU'RE NOT FUNNY, YOU'RE JUST RETARDED

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If ur gonna bump the thread, at least include the content that inspired it

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Originally posted by ridsville
anyone know how come weve had no release of "right at your door" thanx

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yes ! when it was released 2 kids who were know for dumping dogshit in bags and setting it on fire killed an elderly old man with a bbgun "right at his door" which led to the mpaa to recall the movie and maVen (who had a dvdscreener) decided out of respect for the old man and his family not to release it

hope that help's

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thanx man!i dont mean to be cruel,but thats no reason not to release in my view.unless they knew the old man.thanx anyway

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<kippa> great, then you can find an app to call someone who cares

heres another pretty dumb one when the spiderman 3 workprint was "out"

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yeah i think you may be on the same site as me grinch , i just got this ,i think there maybe about a half hour of footage missing and cgi is lacking quite alot, toby maguire is on a hang glider when spiderman is supposed to be swinging through the streets of new york and the fight scenes are made up of what looks like tekken ?

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hey whats up? can u tell me where u got sm3 wp its not on my site, im on (names a torrent site) and (and another site) u can check me out there i have a great ratio

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snoochie boochies

I'm going to contribute to this thread

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Shame on you Dwaggy, he actually is retarded...

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One of my all time favourite threads, starting from this postonwards.

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I'm going to contribute to this thread



Ironic.

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[SHIT POST]

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You must have missed THIS

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Thanks but it's not a cookie problem.

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I don't want to break any rule but is this the copy to get? I've been waiting for this movie so long... and since the premium rapidshare account has expired I really need to pick what to download now...

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RapidShare ROX

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<kippa> great, then you can find an app to call someone who cares

a hole bunch o funny stuff in this thread , askin an admin to kick an admin is hilarious, but "humiliating" some people having questions? why s that? would u know ur shit if everybody had pissed on u back in the day when u were noobs? fuckin pricks!

only funny if your l33t

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"soulsista" I don't have to post comslash.net i can find another link.

Only posted a few days ago in THIS thread

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also.. release group iND. I would like to contact them too.

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And then they decided to charge him with common assault - with a sausage.

time for a bump it seems

http://forum.vcdq.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=79638

check out jfresh....3rd post from the top

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looter n. : someone who takes spoils or plunder (as in war) [syn: plunderer, pillager, spoiler, despoiler, raider, freebooter]

Found this in an old thread, way back in 2002:

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as for a divx standalone... dont hold your breath. the whole divx scene is based around piracy, the codec is a hack and it changes far to often. bundled with the fact it requires a lot more processing power, and u've basically got a pc under a tv. its just not commercially viable.

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can't believe no one has caught this yet.

there are reasons why it is a bad crap. it's because it's not a TS, it's a cam. a very well done cam at that.

the problem with this guy's cam though, is he was sitting too close and too far to the left. this caused them to have to overcrop it to make it _appear_ to have clean edges, but in reality it's a cam.

props for a well done cam. if the video source is the same as others, it must have been a cam as well (didn't see), it's decent considering it's a cam. it's pretty not cool to improperly label your releases though IMO.

if no one can tell the difference between a TS and a cam these days, that's kinda sad.

centropy, where are you when we need you most one of the greatest movie releases. a nice svcd TS like spiderman was done for this movie would have been awesome. a shame svcd releases are becomming extinct =\ the quality is truly sub-par on many levels.

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Re: big stan

http://forum.vcdq.com/showthread.ph...d=81875#newpost

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its been out for 2 weeks retail in ya local dvd store ....starts with b ends in s ,why download it when ya can rip it ya self .saves ya time

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This one probably deserves to be here.

Regarding The Dark Knight hitting the number 1 spot on IMDB

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Anyway my money says it stays where it is and we are witnessing the changing of the guard.

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will somebody finally sticky this thread???

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looter n. : someone who takes spoils or plunder (as in war) [syn: plunderer, pillager, spoiler, despoiler, raider, freebooter]

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Originally posted by zootedlooter
high again guys

i use aol on irc to grab some movies occasionally....but i am tired of opening each individual mail to download 120+ times....is there a program out there that can manage my mailbox to dl everything without opening each mail?

looter

(i had asked this question before in a different thread and it dissappeared....so if i am breaking any rules that i didnt see please let me know)
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just as bad as a kazaa kiddie, lol

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looter n. : someone who takes spoils or plunder (as in war) [syn: plunderer, pillager, spoiler, despoiler, raider, freebooter]

In your defence, you are a retard

Seriously though, using AOL on Irc??

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yeah i didnt know the difference btwn aol cerver chat rooms and irc back then....i only had the shit box for 2 months....

and i still piss everyone off when i join the #SB "room"

:::::and a reply pm finally sent....wonder if he ll get it

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This one probably deserves to be here.

Regarding The Dark Knight hitting the number 1 spot on IMDB

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There comes a point in your life when you realise;
who matters,
who never did,
who won't any more...
and who always will.
So, don't worry about people from your past,
there's a reason why they didn't make it to your future.

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dupe

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A link would be nice, I am fairly confident you missed something.

Many things go over your head, i'm certain that is the case here.

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Some of my reputable sites have been recently raided by an influx of fakes( lists a bunch of lame torrent sites).

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i want to hook my laptop to the dvd player so i can watch it on my tv. My dvd player is connected to the tv and i want to let my laptop connect so i can use my tv screen as the moniter

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Good call

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Good DL ... found one that doesn't require a password

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When life hands you lemons, ask for tequila and salt and call me over.

There comes a point in your life when you realise;
who matters,
who never did,
who won't any more...
and who always will.
So, don't worry about people from your past,
there's a reason why they didn't make it to your future.