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Posted by David Cameron on 05-20-2008 09:43 PM:

I'm gonna be rich

Nigeria's former minister for power and steel wants me to be a business partner. I'm agonna be rich beyond my wildest dreams. Fuck you all, I don't need you losers now that i'm gonna be a multi millionaire.

Check this out if you don't believe me but please don't contact my new business partner and try to spoil our deal.

quote:
My Name Is Dr. Emma Okeh the former minister for power and steel during president Obasonjo administration and presently the Governor of Cross River State, I was also the special adviser to the president on Energy and petroleum sector

I know you must be surprised at this communication but I feel if I tell you the truth and be sincere we can make good partnership and make good money for ourselves

When I was the director of the national energy commission here in Nigeria called the national electric power authority(NEPA) I in partnership with Mr. Ken Lay the then CEO of Enron the energy giant in USA submitted a tender for a contract to install 24 power sub- stations in 12 major states and cities
The contract was approved by the president olusegun obasonjo at the cost of 102 million united states dollar ,the work commenced three months later after all the necessary documents and agreements has been obtained all the equipments where shipped in from United States and after one year the work was completed a month before the crash of Enron

Normally by the energy contract policy of Nigeria it takes six months after completion before the payment will be approved by that time ken lay has been indicted with fraud for the failure of Enron we had to a hold on the payment waiting to see the outcome of the trail which took about four years, when the verdict came out he called me to and informed me that when the money is released that he part should be donated to charities in Africa and south east Asia

Mr. Ken Lay died before the date of sentencing the Nigerian government entered into election period and the payment was suspended
But the new president has issued an irrevocable payment order to have the money transferred but because the contract was approved with Mr. ken lay as the beneficiary of the contract payment I will not be able to get the money transferred without outside help coupled with the fact that I am an ex official if go for the payment it might be seen as financial crime by the government that is why I need your help to file application as the next of kin to ken lays estate and I will provide you with all the documentation required for the application

When the transfer is done you and I will get 30% each and 30% will be used as donation to charity as requested by ken lay while the other 10% will be used to settle all and any expenses incurred in the process

If you are capable and willing to take part on this deal you can contact me on this email and phone number for more discussion
[email protected] or [email protected]

and I will give you my more private and coded contact information, this is a measure to secure this transaction from imposters but be rest assured that there is no risk involved in this as it will be clean clear legal transaction

But if you are not interested please I will request you to delete this message and never mention it to anybody not even your spouse
Have a blessed day
Best regards
Eng. Emma Okeh


Losers


Posted by Avenue_1 on 05-20-2008 09:57 PM:

What is it with these damn nigers?


Posted by danimal39 on 05-21-2008 02:37 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by Gimp Mask
What is it with these damn nigers?
they prefer to be called porch monkeys ,if you don't mind


Posted by Neversoft on 05-21-2008 12:33 PM:

All it takes is for one cum-gargling retarded fuckwit to respond to these emails to make it worthwhile for the scammers though... So how much have you lost so far Cupid?


Posted by David Cameron on 05-21-2008 04:53 PM:

I haven't lost a thing you jealous moron. I sent £2000 towards the legal costs to release the frozen funds.

£2000 is nothing compared to the millions I will make when this deal comes off, I just have to send another £500 now for some minor administration tasks and then blam, I'm a god damn millionaire.

Woo hoo.


Posted by Neversoft on 05-21-2008 04:57 PM:

Excellent... It sounds almost too good to be true!


Posted by David Cameron on 05-21-2008 05:01 PM:

Thats what I thought. But then I remembered, this is an email, no one can lie by email, this is all legit coz its computers and internets and stuff.


I'll cut you in if you suck me off.


Posted by takwhori on 05-21-2008 09:00 PM:

Was there not a link on here about a guy that conned an African con man?
He showed all the correspondence and made the guy paint himself or something.


Posted by flipp0r on 05-21-2008 09:10 PM:

omfg

They don't use spellcheck in Africa?
Apparently there is no F7 on african keyboards. Oh yeah, Ken Lay died two years after being indicted, not four.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17713446/

Chris Hansen tracking down one of these retards. By the way I also have an african diamond mine that I need help with. pm for nfo.

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Posted by Phantom on 05-21-2008 10:31 PM:


Posted by Avenue_1 on 05-21-2008 11:23 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by danimal39
they prefer to be called porch monkeys ,if you don't mind


OMG! You racist cunt! I was referring to people from nigeria, nigers.


Posted by cobalt on 05-22-2008 01:24 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by Gimp Mask
OMG! You racist cunt! I was referring to people from nigeria, nigers.


It's ok, he's taking it back.


Posted by danimal39 on 05-22-2008 01:56 AM:

I am shamed


Posted by Thanos on 05-22-2008 03:26 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by cupidstunt



I'll cut you in if you suck me off.



Paging Objectivist Seal Hunter to this thread.


Posted by Mother on 05-22-2008 09:47 AM:

My Name Is Dr. Liyel Imoke the former minister for power and steel...

Can you believe it? Some unscrupulous con artist is pretending to be the former minister for power and steel in an attempt to screw someone out of a lot of money.

Cupid, you should warn your business partner that someone is impersonating him. Otherwise, it might have a negative impact on his credibility.


Posted by Bit_Confused on 05-22-2008 03:46 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Mother
My Name Is Dr. Liyel Imoke the former minister for power and steel...

Can you believe it? Some unscrupulous con artist is pretending to be the former minister for power and steel




Why have a minister for power and steel when the whole continent is dirt and trees.


Posted by Darlowad on 05-22-2008 03:56 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by takwhori
Was there not a link on here about a guy that conned an African con man?
He showed all the correspondence and made the guy paint himself or something.



419eater.com

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Posted by LOLobo on 05-23-2008 08:43 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by danimal39
they prefer to be called porch monkeys ,if you don't mind


Paging Carolinawolf to this thread


Posted by flipp0r on 06-03-2008 02:07 AM:

CONGRATULATION!!! -YOU HAVE WON £25 0,000.00 FROM Draw 761 Monday 2nd June 08

From [email protected]
to
date Mon, Jun 2, 2008 at 7:53 PM
subject CONGRATULATION!!! -YOU HAVE WON £25 0,000.00 FROM Draw 761 Monday 2nd June 08

Dear Winner,
Your email address was selected and you are a lucky winner of the
sum of(250,000.00 GBP) in the Online Sweepstakes Award 2008,
For more details contact our {Financial Controller with the information

below for clearance.(Name:Brender Williams, [email protected])
1. Full Names:2.Address:3. Age:4. Sex:5.Marital Status:
6.Occupation:7.Phone numbers:8. Country:
Sincerely,
Mr.Richard K. Lloyd
Co-ordinator
PLEASE DO NOT REPLY TO THIS EMAIL ADDRESS SEND YOUR DETAILS TO [email protected] FOR YOUR CLAIMS


i'm going to get the best hooker in Thailand with this money. I hope they like the picture of a chick going poop i replied with. Thats gotta be worth dough.

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